How to be Emo Failtorial

[peanutgallery007]

lol I actually knew the band the lyrics in the caption are from.

[1358Paco]

I love Fall Out Boy! :D

[ItsShayTime]

scene is a style not away of life xD... same this hipsters and blahblahblah

[lanaBANANArama19]

you needa do hipsternow!!! pleaseee i wanna lol sommore

[AngryBananaPower]

I think it's funny that emo kids bitch about being made fun of, but they make fun of everyone who not "emo"

[TheMountainMew]

I'm amused people get upset at 3 year old videos.

[SeventhSilhouette]

I was attempting to eat grapefruit but it as too funny! XD

[TheNesly123]

"No you're not gonna use your hand to brush your hair out of your face, no...no, that makes to much sense". lol jpmetz forever <3

[DiamondTeardrop6]

I'm not sure which is more funny, the video or the people getting all upset in the comments xD

[XxEmylyIsBadAssxX]

haha you totally made my day!! XD thank you so much XD

[JasonlVlraz]

Ahahah. I love how all the little 12 year olds are getting so worked up about this.

[Jen321able]

I don't understand why people get so worked up about this. Its a damn joke.

[mrsgypsydoll]

ur more goth then u r emo psycho

[mitchcharlieelliot]

This is my first time commenting on one of your videos. They are all very nice and inspiring. I look forward to watching more of them.

[VanessaC04]

i kno i should be mad. But i'm laughing my ass off. they fail so bad at being emo.

[YoImThatGirl]

i can't stop laughing. "no no, you're emo now"

[BlackMoon705]

no that makes too much sense dont do that lol

[ForgotMahSandwich]

"I'm DEEP now. Here are my new DEEP friends."

[Brrrrrrrrrenda]

I want to hear more Justine poetry.

[bleedingredrose3]

Justine, adopt me please! :3

[BreathingRoses]

its like looking in a mirror -_-

[Colic98]

you are a fat ass hahaahhaah :) :) :) :)

[GrrlyGore]

@Colic98 fuck off

[BuyYuGiOh]

what a happy emo we got there XD

[prettygirlswagger56]

Emo people dnt smile

[prettygirlswagger56]

Emo people dong laugh

[justinbiebersucks154]

Emo people dont laugh !! 

[TransmissionxVoltage]

lol i love the hate comments on here. 

[14haileyjean]

DUDE U FUKIN SUCK!!! I AM WHAT U CALL EMO!!! AND NO ITS NOT ALLLLL ABOUT EYELINER EITHER!!! U DUN PISSED MEH OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]:O

[BlueBlood458]

@14haileyjean She's clearly joking. Your all-caps rage makes you look like an ass. Calm yourself.

[14haileyjean]

@BlueBlood458 y r u such a HATER!!!

[BlueBlood458]

@14haileyjean I don't know whether you're trolling, or just stupid. ME, the hater? I only told you to calm down and stop raging at everyone because it makes you look stupid. It was an act of KINDNESS.

[TemariFan33]

@BlueBlood458 I think you mean asshat.

[pixieburst]

@14haileyjean lmao i dont think emos listen to justin bieber, js

[14haileyjean]

@pixieburst i listen 2 music that i like

oh and i do listen to emo music like Flyleaf, Evanescence, 3 Days Grace, Finger 11, Avril Lavigne and more

[pixieburst]

@14haileyjean no, just no. too much fail

[dogsstuff]

@14haileyjean oh my god please kill yourself.

just.

oh my god.

[DANIELWHERESTHEB0AT]

@14haileyjean how old are you youre like 14 haha tryna be accepted by the world as being "different" try having something truely devastating happen in your life then you'll have something to cry about.

[MoFoMcChesseMan]

emo is not scenes little cuzin

if anything scene is emos little cuzin

scene was made from emo

NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[rockstarr143able]

yeah!!! emos are not like that! jerk

[Hannahhot100]

you r sooo offensive why do you people always pick on emos

[14haileyjean]

@Hannahhot100 exactly

[14haileyjean]

@Hannahhot100 exactly!!!

[Hannahhot100]

@14haileyjean thx finally someone gets it r u emo

[TheLoveyoudeeply]

for all u people being pissy and stick up for her ur asses! its fucking rude to make fun of them its not a damn trend its how they feel and what goes on in there life and scene aint a trend either its the things they like! so next time u make fun of emo it just shows how low life bitches u realy are cuz u dont no what goes in in there life

[snowmanhip1]

@TheLoveyoudeeply ........ u took this very very seriously .... brah i mean dam bro..... y u b hatin like tht ? it aint kwl........stp hatin.......THE FRIG !

[TheLoveyoudeeply]

@snowmanhip1 i took it seriously bc its fucking rude y dont u learn what hatein is before u speak :) cuz i aint i just no whats rude and whats not! so fuck off

[snowmanhip1]

@TheLoveyoudeeply .... oh ye .... nice way 2 speak to me .... ASS WIPE and i know wha hatin is so...ye......JERK

[TheLoveyoudeeply]

@snowmanhip1 i spoke to u that way because u were being an ass ok! and another thing u dont no what hatein is! all u no is u think shit is funny when its rude! and i am a jerk bc this is point lees who would make a video when they no that people are just gonna comment rudely because they no people like this!

[snowmanhip1]

@TheLoveyoudeeply ok u know what end of convo ....u ov a hater and ...YES U R ...... BIG UP JPMETZ!!!

[L8JENOVA]

@TheLoveyoudeeply Oh yeah their parents took away their cell phone. That should be like child abuse.

[TheLoveyoudeeply]

@L8JENOVA wow ur stupid -__- not everything is about phones and shit

[L8JENOVA]

@TheLoveyoudeeply: Oh yeah...It's also about their parents taking away their webcam and computer. Forgot about that, thanks for reminding me.

[L8JENOVA]

@TheLoveyoudeeply And oh yeah, before you start calling others stupid, it actually helps to type like you're not stupid ;)

[originalblerd]

"no, that makes too much sense" LMFAO!

[SilentSaf669]

"and you only have to do one eye because the other one is covered by a giant bang." oh god god! xD

[ArisuXHiromi]

xD <3 ii love MY emo boyfriend 

[MyNameIsBryann]

Lol I love Justine and Nicky's laugh

[whatuwantme2b328]

I'm bipolar, so I sort of ACT emo, even if I dress more preppy and don't listen to the music.

[GlorGlor909]

soundlyawake! xD

[NeonTeddyBear100]

lmao xD 'no not with your hand cause that only makes sense. . . with your head, ya!'

[blackasnight333]

Why was his poem called "Fly" if it had nothing to do with flying?

[ErinSaysSo]

i understood this was a joke, but like wow,

[KikiandRach]

lol i like how the only people who get mad at the Emo/Scene videos are people who try to be emo or scene haha

[KikiandRach]

"It's not about the mak-up, it's a way of life"

Lmfao <3

[LongHeelz]

emos are stupid. seriously if you're depressed. get a doctor && get helped. don't start changing ur damn clothes and trying to get an emo haircut so that others will "feel bad for you" NO. actualy. if u havent realized. ppl MAKE FUN of EMOS. i saw a pack of hott guys making fun of sum emo loser. i totally agreed:/

[cheesepuffs53]

LETS READ!!!

Lmfao

[TheOnlyRealBelial]

hahaaahahahahaha LMFAO yes!!! so true emo Queer baits LOL..  Goth Rules.

[mrsmattstout]

Emo is not a label :(

[rainepanda]

@mrsmattstout totes is

[blackasnight333]

@mrsmattstout Yes it is. LOL!

[mrsmattstout]

@blackasnight333 No its not Labels are for soupcans ;D

[blackasnight333]

@mrsmattstout Generic response. Emo is something that teenage girls pretend to be because they think its cool. If youre that sad, its called depression, and you need medication. Its a disorder, not a trend. Conversation over, because Im not arguing on jpmetz's awesome fucking videos.

[emilyfalzon95]

I love how there's a storm in the backgroudna hahahhahah this girl is hilarious!!!! :D

[IstalkBananas]

I´m fucking amazed how stupid some of these comments are. Who the hell is dumb enough to take this video seriously?? It´s a JOKE!!!!!!!!

[IcetricX]

It's funny because it's true! :'D

[jocardwell]

This isn't degrading :L I'm what you'd class as emo :L and it's fucking hilarious

[mandikandi98]

First of all 40 is a little old for making teen videos. I can assure you, emo kids hate you, scene kids hate you, and ALOT of others hate you.

[ollyXotter]

@mandikandi98 but the majority loves jpmetz

[typyzz]

@mandikandi98 good, jpmetz deserves a much better fanbase than you teeny boppers anyway.

[32789S]

@mandikandi98 I doubt she cares about what you have to say, especially because it's negative. Why even take the time out of your day to post this?

[Babydollskiiskiixo]

pathetic much?

[MyOshikuru]

Hahaha...I wear black and write poetry...and found this HILARIOUS! Love you, JPMetz!

[ibifyful]

wtf?! this makes no sense at all and is it just me or does anyone else thing emo don't suit black people.. btw am not being racist!! am black as well

[xoxojollyy]

@ibifyful first of all, being EMO is fucking outrageous. you cant just wake up someday & be like "ahhh, i hate life, im gonna cut myself and be emo, and wear black, and cry. who the hell said that black ppl cant do stupid shit like that too... like anyone can be a fucking idiot, you dont have to be white just to be dumb...

[Eiznekcam4]

All the emo fucks at my school act like this! Great job..

[kellycupcakekiller]

This is really degrading...

[xoxojollyy]

@kellycupcakekiller LOL. i guess you're emo?

[kellycupcakekiller]

@xoxojollyy actually not at all, but I have friends who are, and it kind of offends me..but whatever.

[xoxojollyy]

@kellycupcakekiller lol. whatever dude.

[emo4u100]

Frenchfry <3



[TheJac133]

emo is a genra of music ...

[XxGorexCelxX]

1:02 - 1:10 .....wow... DEEP. xD

[ShexiiiLExi]

I laughed my ass off the whole time xD

[MegaMidget16]

@rokchik180 oh trust me ppl do. just not you cuz your as ass

[VladimirDarkhart]

That girl needs to meet REAL emos.

[KnG1Dakota]

@VladimirDarkhart agreed!

[NeonTeddyBear100]

@VladimirDarkhart . . . why??

[idkwhatyours]

you do not know how to be emo they dont where all black and there not always sad

[THEEVERYBODYNOW]

@idkwhatyours shes kidding relax she isnt REALLY doin an emo tut. its also CLEARLY TITLED A FAILTORIAL. YOU ARE ONE OF HER STUPID VIEWERS THAT SHE IS ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT

[eacz12]

why do you hang out with those ugly motherfuckers?? you are pretty you should be with people like you

[MegaMidget16]

how dare u make fun of emos im one :(

[dogsstuff]

@MegaMidget16 LOLdie.

[OtterLoverFromDK]

@MegaMidget16 yeah, she's stupid! I'm emo too, and wft is wrong with poetry!?

[MegaMidget16]

@OtterLoverFromDK ya IKR i do it all the time

[445happy]

@OtterLoverFromDK get over it and go cry endless tears of sadness =_=

[JustToCommentOnStuff]

@MegaMidget16 She was joking. Stupid fuck.

[XDBlehhh1]

First Guy Was HOT !... Just Sayinn

[Beckyxxbear]

You need to get a life and stop making fun of people.

[XxEmoSkullzxX14]

lmao i love you ur amazing XD

[MegaHappyMelon]

now that wasn't enough eyeliner, my emofriend :D

[11babycandy]

Oh Justine, Justine, why has thou turned Emo,

No need to be sad & depressed, for I have found u; u are my Nemo,

Why are you trying to look like a Chola, with eyeliner in your Eye?

U are not depressed or poetic; it's a big fat lie,

Go back to doing make up by trying to cover up another bruise,

How can I make u angry again, here's a thought, "Look, there's a Goose"

I hope that u liked my poem, for I have been thoughtful to u & kind,

Hopefully u post this up as a "Kiss My Ass Comment" sometime! :)

[IstalkBananas]

@11babycandy ,lol!! dude that´s impressive!

[jjdance4ever1]

when you said your new friends was poetry, i dropped my maybelline make up and ran and got a note book and pen

[Gypsysmyboy119]

I like this video. But..I act like that and im not emo at all o_O Except i dont write poetry i ride horses..xD And..i have normal hair and all that shit but yeah..Im shy and im boring and dont talk to much anyone :P

[ana4399]

the un-sharpened eyeliner is making me OCD.

[Plopycorn8448]

why don't you stop wasting your time making fun of people and making them feel bad and get the crap on with your own life!

[CeriaGrace]

@Plopycorn8448 It's a joke, she's not serious

[ThexDoctorsxLie]

I actually really like the quote in your description. Is that sad? lololol

[thexquisitetorture]

@ohmyhellokitty

yeah, you're right. Being emo is about bangs, poetry, eyeliner, and *cutting yourself.*

and besides it's a joke! let if friggin go.

[ExesAndOwes]

Lol. I love how people just declare themselves emo... how pathetic....

[ohmyhellokitty]

Dude, this is actually kinda offensive...u obviously don't know the least bit about 'emo' kids...Emos aren't necessarily shy they usually dnt care wht ppl think and do random stuff or in my case partyboy cars so stfu and bangs,poetry, and eyeliner DO NOT make u emo dumb ass

[MyCallFairIn]

@ohmyhellokitty This is clearly a joke. Or did you not see that?

[typyzz]

@ohmyhellokitty lolol, I like how you claim that emos "don't care" yet this video parody obviously struck a chord. Way to contradict yourself there.

[ohmyhellokitty]

@typyzz by 'dont care' i meant emo ppl and im not really emo so im not really contradicting myself in any way xD

[typyzz]

@ohmyhellokitty "Emos aren't necessarily shy they usually dnt care wht ppl think and do random stuff or IN MY CASE" really makes it sound like you consider yourself one. Or well, to be honest, your comment didn't make much sense so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time.

[IcantBELIEVE20]

Haha Im emo.. and this was funny.!! ^_^

[SoundlyAwakeTonight]

:O I love Fall Out Boy and Mcr >.<

[SoundlyAwakeTonight]

@ThexDoctorsxLie ??? I never said that..all I said is that I love Fob and Mcr...is that a problem?

[SoundlyAwakeTonight]

@ThexDoctorsxLie >.< Is not an angry face. It was first made in Japan and the meaning of it is excitment/uneasiness, americans and other countries see it as angry. So before you flame someone, you should stop, think, and calm your hormones. Thank you for your time. ^.^

[SoundlyAwakeTonight]

@ThexDoctorsxLie I asked you if you thought it was a problem because many people don't like fob, It was a simple question. I wasn't flaming. YOU responded to a simple comment I made. And just so you know, most of my family is from Japan. If you have a problem, then leave me alone. I did nothing to you or the godess (Jpmetz). I knew what she meant. So stop trying to acting entitled. Good bye.

[ThexDoctorsxLie]

@SoundlyAwakeTonight Dude, I'm not trying to offend you or flame you. I'm sorry if it was taken that way. I don't have a problem. I kind of do now that you seem to be taking this so negatively when I didn't do anything to be deliberately mean/spiteful/rude or to be 'entitled'. Can we just agree this was a simple misunderstanding and move on without hard feelings? I hope so. Again, I sincerely apologize.

[SoundlyAwakeTonight]

@ThexDoctorsxLie I'm sorry too. *Hugs* @FearNotForILoveYou I'm a girl lol xD

[fearnotforiloveyou]

@SoundlyAwakeTonight >.< Sorry!!!!!!!!!! I'm adding you as a friend!

[SoundlyAwakeTonight]

@fearnotforiloveyou ;D Unless your a guy in which case (>OwO<) Now lets stop spamming Jpmetz

[ThexDoctorsxLie]

@SoundlyAwakeTonight Yay for hugs! And uh, YAY FOR MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE :P

[SoundlyAwakeTonight]

@ThexDoctorsxLie My ChemicalRomance for life!

[fearnotforiloveyou]

@ThexDoctorsxLie reading this you are "flaming" him. He said one simple thing, you don't need to get upset at him. you sorta started it. :/ I tend to use >.< all the time. It means exciment, I do not see the issue dude

[ThexDoctorsxLie]

@fearnotforiloveyou Uhh. No I wasn't. There was even the use of a ":P" in my first response. if I were to flame someone, I would do it way more bluntly and without apprehension ;D

[fearnotforiloveyou]

@ThexDoctorsxLie and he put ^.^....You aren't making sense..sorry

[fearnotforiloveyou]

@ThexDoctorsxLie Basically what I mean is, you can't assume what people mean. Everyone has a different writing style. If someone puts >.< but you think it should be something else, don't reply. Everyone isdifferent. Let other people have thier own view and opinion. Sorry if this sounds rude, it's not intended to be.

[ThexDoctorsxLie]

@fearnotforiloveyou I don't have a problem with people using their own personal things to express an emotion. I didn't say anything mean the first time I replied. I even said "Uhh... " in the because I was confused. I wasn't saying "you don't make sense" "what the hell are you talking about"

[taijutsugal]

when youre emo, you cut yourself. when you cut yourself, youre not emo. theres a difference. thanks for reading :3

[Knhyd]

@KamikazeCactus099 you must live a miserable life :c

[lindseylo555]

ahahah everyones so offended.

ahah get over yourselves

[EmoGurl7771]

An that's not emo, cutting uraelf is Emo Not black eye liner

[megafluffin]

@EmoGurl7771 lolwut. Cutting yourself doesn't make you 'emo'. Emo is a style of music. It makes me laugh when people call themselves emo.

[EmoGurl7771]

I'm like the easiest person to make laufh an I didn't crack a smile :l what kinda point r u trying to make (not hating just askin)

[Syrentus12]

@EmoGurl7771 Sometimes thing's do not need points. This, although kind of shows how foolish some "emo' persons can be. Now, not that it is a bad thing, but some people just take it way to far. Cutting for example just is a no-no, and so much other crap that some people, (in this specific stereotype) do. I cracked a large smile, because it's Jpmetz, and that's a good enough damn reason for me. :D

[matchboxmessiah]

Someone needs a hug.

[firefighternikki]

I FEEL LIKE UPLOADING EVERY VIDEO TO MY FACEBOOK AND SHOWING EVERYONE

[Zelda107010]

MY FRIEND WANTS TO BE EMO

but get this she laghfs at eveythingEVEN AT THE PLAIN WORD "PUDING"

[originalblerd]

"No that makes too much sense, no don't do that." LOL!

[JoeyTheGirl33]

You are phenomenal for doing this. I love you.

[KaylaIshSamie]

1:47 :D

[KaylaIshSamie]

1:49 :D

[stkcarm5]

I swore that was an akatuski cloud

[violentdinosaur14]

I'm emo, and fuck, this is hilarious!

[EmoxBoyxTears]

@violentdinosaur14 ikr?

[krissycatty1]

@violentdinosaur14

same with me!!

[bebeni89]

turn the subs on,it 10 times funnier!! heheh

[killMe4muffins]

@bebeni89 how do you turn the subs on? sorry, im an idot.

[nessiegrawr94]

She's like Hannah Montana. Rocks my world. xD

[Fluffymiyster]

@nessiegrawr94 Did you...did you really compare her to HANNAH FUCKIN' MONTANA?! I...am going to walk away. I'm not going to say anything...*walks away twitching in horror*

[TheEmolla]

That was funny but I don't act like that I'm just saying

[randomlilcookie]

72 of these people are emo lmao :D