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  • Can u pimp my balls

  • can you pimp my balls

  • roxy craves balls

  • This title is so misleading

  • WAY TOO COO

  • They should do a real program like this !

  • Kel is on the right track of mind she is hot as fuck

  • Roxy looks pretty illegal.....

  • roxy is beautiful

  • Can u pimp my balls

  • omg Roxy is adorable! <3

  • She's pretty :P

  • Urrrrrr

  • PANDA PIE PLZ!!!

  • how much would a baby enchie queen bee cost? (sorry if i spelled that wrong) i really want a snake so my 2nd question should u get a normal as your first ball python or should you go with a cool paint job? one more question if that snake would cost over 250 (i dont want to go high on my first snake of course) is there another kind of snake that has a paint job thats simialer but less expensive?

  • @aflpds9 idk if anyone answered u yet. But yeah. Enchi queen bees are really expensive. Brian got one stolen from him that cost $3,500. But another cool, inexpensive morph is a pastel, or if your looking for something a bit more expensive but deffinatly cool. Regular bumble bees are pretty awesome too.

  • @5unit55 well great i wont be getting that snake anytime soon lol! i may be getting a lesser though

  • @aflpds9 lessers are really cool too.

  • @aflpds9 ummm...EQB would easily cost over 2k but some other good and cheap subs are the pastel, spider, or if u wanna go al little higher then the bumnlebee is definitely the one to go with. No honestly i wouldnt geta normal because once u get one its OCD you get multiple bp's and then next thing you know your breeding them. :)

  • wow im from eagypt and that happened by the areaa my famiy lives in

  • Why does George never have a shirt on lol?

  • idk if it racist, but why is the black guy the "pimp"

  • Personally I wouldn't give up an adult ball python for a baby. I like BIG snakes... But my two snakes need to be pimped...

  • who cares about egypt.

  • I wonder what would happen if u mix the three snakes together any thouts on what would come out

  • Wow I remember when I first watched this episode and I had no idea what you guys were talking about lol! Now that I've been researching the genetics, I understood everything completely :O

  • That Enchi Queen bee looks awesome, how much would one of those go for?

  • George sounds like mad mike

  • Yo yall crack me up "pimp my balls" lol that's funny

  • Hey snake bytes, i have a pet garter snake and its not eating, please help me with some of your advice,thanks.

  • yo man im 12 and wanting to get a ball python regular no pastel or crap i want a plain ball python do you guys sell plain ball pythons and how much

  • can you mix a super chocolate with a spinner and make chocolate milk?

  • can u pimp my ball python i have a male ball python about 4 1/2 feet i think idk how many grams he is humongus idk i found him in my yard terrible condition i took him and took care of him hes awsome but hes gettig kinda boring hes old about 5-6 years old i think and i just need help lol great vid keep it up and tell chewy i said hes funny!~! but brian u run sh** around there lol

  • the situation in Egypt is just stupid i mean and now it is in libya it is just stupid we should just get a big nuke and blow up the whole country. BOOM!!! it would all be over.

  • @ReptileJason22678 No, one gren anaconda and all is Ok :D :D :D

  • George, we know u wanna get in her pants

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  • my question of the week is when will kel shave that hobo beard dude come on thats getting a little out of hand lol and pimp my balls thats a good one hope to see it more in the future

  • did any ones else's video stop at exactly 1 minute with georges face zoomed in all the way

  • I am only 11 and really want a snake! I dont like Corn Snakes or Ball Pythons. I really dont know what to get. I also dont have much money. Please Snakebytes help me decide what snake to get. 

  • I'd like to see one of your guys' pastel butter ghost ball pythons, or even a desert ball!!!!! PLZZZ SHOW!!!!

  • why does kel always look bigger in the winter?

  • I hope things in Egypt do get better, but I think it has already created some what of a domino effect. I wouldn't be surprised if more countries started these protests and tried to overthrow their government. I guess us Americans should be thankful for the little truth our government has and be happy we're not in a place going through that.

    -- Go SnakeBytes TV! :)

  • gay

    

  • well i think that things are ot going to get better in egypt

  • lol "...her normal ball python is busted and old."

  • Why did she go with the humble bee? I thought the enchi was by far the coolest looking one. :(

  • It's starting to get better, and other countries HAVE been rioting because of Egypt. Where've you been Kel?

  • Dear YouTube,

    There is a dislike button on SnakeBytes Videos,

    Please fix that

  • 9 people didn't get their balls pimped

  • "Good tongue movement and..girth" @ 6:24

    Best Snakebytestv quote ever.

  • why wasnt balls beeped out ROFL

  • i wish she coud come over and play with my balls. LOL

  • lolol i hope roxy is 18 other wise yalls have pedobear on ur team

  • lol i love how george always has his shirt off

  • id let her pimp my balls :)

  • @bubbusid she looks like she's 12 you pervert

  • roxy + sexy = fucxey

  • You guys should do a pimp my boas episode :)

    Perhaps a "pimp my" for a few different types of snakes, this was very interesting!

  • Hey Brian, I watch your vids all the time and see that you use several different substrates (I think I see some cypress and maybe some aspen?) My question is, what kinds of substrate do you use for what snakes and why? Thanks :)

  • They seriously need to be on T.V.

  • look at 1:00

  • my science teacher today said all reptiles lay eggs, anyone who cares about reptiles would speak out against this stupidity, so thats what i did by saying, boas give birth to live young. He then ignorantly said, no they dont, ALL reptiles lay eggs, so to prove his fat ass wrong, ive gone and got screen shots off the internet that say, boas, blue tongues, garter snakes and jacksons chameleons all give birth to live, ill prove him wrong :P

  • @MRsuperlyawesome Tell me how it goes :O, I hate when teachers do stuff like that.

  • @brokenxwingsxx it went well, he said, sorry class, yesterday i said all reptiles lay eggs, but there are some exceptions such as boas etc, then some kid said, so he proved you wrong and he replied, well, erm,,, yes but im only human lol

  • @MRsuperlyawesome lmao i know what you mean, some people are so ignorant when it comes to reptiles, another one to add to your list; tiger snakes, they are known to have anywhere from 10 - 50+ live young.. i should know, i have 3 tiger snakes myself :) my last female had 34 young... all the best.

  • @tasfast4410 oh damn, thanks and cool, i dont have any snakes but my friend has a ball python and ill be getting a ridge tailed monitor soon :D and i hope to be a smallbreeder aswell when i move out

  • @MRsuperlyawesome yes so would i the worrieing thing about it though is its a school teacher if a science teacher didnt know that reptiles have live young he should be a science teacher shit he shouldnt even be teaching at all

  • @xXskunksmokeXx lol i know right, ignorant sods

  • @MRsuperlyawesome that is something a boss does

  • @MRsuperlyawesome Your science teacher should have studied harder in college :)

  • @MRsuperlyawesome Wow, He sounds like a ignorant ass lol

  • lmfao I searched 'My Balls' by RayWilliamJohnson and I found this....Not what I expected...

  • @MRsuperlyawesome haha and what did he say?

  • @MRsuperlyawesome

    Your right some keep the eggs inside so it gives the effect of live births. Good luck ahaha

  • @MRsuperlyawesome Damn that sucks man,whos your science teacher. Jessica Simpson har har har.

  • @MRsuperlyawesome Your science teacher is pretty dumb.

  • @MRsuperlyawesome How did it go?

  • Egypt will settle down soon, especially since the u.s isn't paying their president anymore....and hopefully the u.s. economy will get better with the money it would have spent on controlling Egypt..

  • P imp my balls has been the best Snake bytes yet.. Even tho I am not a huge Ball python fan, it is really informative about the recipes for these color morphs, its got great video editing and this time a mildly entertaining dialog vs the typical "Jackass" type material you all do. Keep up the great work. PS please ban Kels question of the week. Its really lame. Thanks

  • Ok first of all about Egypt.....if they want to revolt let them.....as long as they fight in their own country I don't care. Secondly.... George, please pimp my jungle carpet!

  • I HAVE A REQUEST,Okay it's march so basketball tournaments are the main conversation topic,and i was thinking about how they have a bracket system in there tournys to see who wins,Would you(Snakebytes/Brian) Make a chart starting with the base morphs and showing what they made when bred togeather,and continue up the bracket to some crazy snakes(soul sucker :)

  • why is george always half naked

  • Love it

  • Brian plz anwser can u guys ship balls to finland?

  • Hey Brian great show I was just wondering why corn snakes don't coil around the food ..... thanks for your help :)

  • Why does George always dress like he's effin homeless??

  • Hey, I have a baby red tail boa.. that i feed mice every week since I've gotten him/her and she was eating perfect every time.. Then i was an idiot and moved him/her to a boaphile cage.. which is obviously 100x time to big for him/her well it regurgitated twice. in that cage so i said it's probably stressed right?.. I moved em back to a 20 gallon wide tarranium. and fed him about 2 weeks later.. and today i get home from work and there is another half digested mouse PLEASE HELP!!!?? ahhh

  • Nice balls George

  • Wait, I did find F10 online and it appears I can order it but the price, OMG! $30 for 200ML ?? !!! $105 for a liter? I'm at the end of my rope here. Out of options. I can't afford any of this. I guess she'll die.

  • Hey guys, about that F10 SC stuff... I suppose it's not available in the U.S. yet? Is there something equivalent? I have a gravid 3.7 foot garter snake.(T.s. concinnus) Her babies will be het anery and wouldn't you know it, she comes down with what I think is respiratory infection. IT got much better after a couple of days but seems to still be lingering. Vets here can't treat garters, plus it's way more money than her or her babies are worth. What can I do?

  • UMMM... now i have watched Pimp my ride, they do some cool crazy stuff. I didnt think for one minute that you could put a sub and speakers along with a PS3 on a ball python.

  • Humble bee all the way

  • CHEWY CHALLENGE: Hey chewy can you kiss an adult burmese python anywhere on it's body?

  • @SnakeBytesTV is that for real?did you actually GIVE Roxy that snake?i havent seen you do "pimp my balls" before... i am only taking care of one snake right now- my beautiful boy Gris Gris. he's an albino black ratsnake, but at one point i had 11 snakes-still a small # for some, but i thought it was alot. i like to be able to take them out alot- i bring Gris Gris out alot in the summer for walks or bike rides. anyways, i have no idea why i am babbling about this! so, did you guys hook her up?!

  • Hey I live in Scotland and have just recently found you on YouTube and I have been watching your videos ever since . Totally in love with the videos and snakes! Do you think you could do a video on pied ball pythons? Really interested in the genetics behind it and they are stunning snakes . Thanks :D

  • I would love to see "Pimp my hogs"! Please, make my dream come true!!

  • out of curiosity brian, when are you going to check up on your corn snake feeding experiment? i'm wondering how the progress is in just three weeks. or are you going to do a vid on them once a month? keep us posted later

  • meh.

  • PIMP MY BALLS!!!!

  • 1 word response to the "domino" effect of egypt...Lybia

  • Hi guys just started watch your vids but gotta say I am amazed how in depth you go in your vids to kels question the stuff in Egypt in noting now thats humans nature . Mother nature is now the biggest bitch us humans kill 100's she kills 1000's !

    R.I.P to all the people who have lost there lives in japan.

  • 6 people are jealous of what they want but could never afford

  • Brian. I've got a question. I was handling my ball python yesterday. It started to get away from me and I had to squeeze it to hold onto it. It kept slithering even after I squeezed I got it heading towards her tub but when it got toward her vent I heard a farting or like gurgling noise? I didn't squeeze like clamp just more of a firm grip, but I'm paranoid did I just squeeze a fart out or something or did I injure my snake?

  • I Liked Brians Enchi lesser. I have a ball that I think is an enchi so I hope to breed him out in a couple of years

  • I got a spinner that would really liked to be pimped to a killer blast ill be waiting for george to be knockin on my door soon

  • I think that the riots in Egypt were very organized & civilized. I can tell you for a face that it's scary, though. I live in the Middle East & there are demonstrations right down the block.

  • Damn, that was confusing!

  • The below questions are for Brian on SnakebytesTv. hope to hear from you soon. Thnaks....

  • By the way love yr episodes on here...they rock!!! I hope you all make it to the T.V realm soon.

  • or about how much longer if any of them are any good will it take for them to start hatching? They seem to be in pretty bad shape though so I have my doubts about them hatching but don't want to give up yet on them. They are really brown and krinkled up and feel kind of rubbery. What can I do next time to have them survive?

  • the container and tried to keep the humidity levels right. When I did finally get an incubator ordered and put the eggs in it I've kept the temps around 84 degrees and humidity around 90%. But 6 of the 11 eggs went bad quickly and through them away. I cut them up to see what they were like inside and it was like rubber with very little fluid in them. The other five I've tried to keep incubated but they seem to have gone bad as well. It's been 52 days since Zoe laid them and wanted to know if

  • Also have a question about corn snake eggs...I accidentally bred my female Zoe and at the time unknown male Kasper. Zoe laid 11 eggs on Jan. 18/19 2011 and for the first 1 1/2 weeks I didn't have a incubator for them and the temps in the bedroom were fluctuating quite a bit because we have a wall heater that either runs all night/day or turns off on it's own becuase it gets to hot. So for that time period I had the eggs in a pretty big tuper ware container with spagnum moss and a UTH underneath

  • I have a question about corn snakes...I would like to know is it normal for corn snakes to go off feed during breeding season even though they've never been bred before. My 5 yr old female for the past three years has been going off feed about this time each year and was wondering if that is usually the case? Thanks!

  • Challenge Chewy to enter a box full of ball pythons wearing only protection for his eyes mouth ears and ballz smelling like mice !

  • im not positive... but i think charlie sheen is going to go to Egypt, pass out free tigers blood and cocaine...at that time the Egyptians are going to rise up and likely all start making videos on ustream advising the rest of the world how they are winning.

    Egypt FTW? I personally welcome the Egyptian overlords. *snort*

  • Awesome episode...very creative way to give us the genetics of some awesome snakes! But Kel's question was never answered...is Roxy single? ; )

  • Thumbs up to whoever is behind the camera. Excellent shoot/editting.

  • You guys are awesome! Will be sharing your vids and hoping you'll be on TV soon!!!

  • nice hat kel

  • Im lookin for somethin new myself any ideas?

  • Im lookin for somethin new myself

  • can you pimp my ball????? lol

  • ahha this was hillarious !

  • Really Kel! A thong! Bahahaha! Really!? So silly!

  • What's happening in the Middle East/North Africa in general is a good thing. Regardless of the outcome, it will be changing the course of history for those regions and they need the change. To think this all escalated from the rippling effect of one fruit seller in Tunisia who set him on fire after the govt took his livelihood! One man's action made others lose their fear!

  • lolz funny

  • I think that the Egyptian liberation is a great thing, it gives power back to the people, unfortunately it has and is enspiring other nations to revolt aginst their govenment aswel, Libya being a prime example which again is fantastic for the oppressed people of those nations however its providing many more opertunities for us to be engaged in more conflicts.

  • Everybody prank call this number, 347 455 2695  , this dude is hilarious

  • @PythonMania364 you made me call Al's Whore House, dick

  • woooo roxy.... u fine girl!! ill throw you a nice pair uh balls!

  • I agree with pauldaisify... This stuff has all been talked about in prophesies in the Bibel.. It just shows another sign that Christ's second return is near..

  • i have to say another great show and the snake which would make my stander would be the enchi queenbee

  • Can I turn in my normal ball python ;D? \ lol that be cool lmfao.Kiding I love my normal & I cant wait to get alot more.Can Someone message me my Ballpython has a problem eating kinda long to type so anyone wanna help message me please thanks.

  • well everything that is happening in Eygpt and what will happen is mentioned in the Bible and it is just one of the signs of Jesus Christ second coming

  • Uhm... Egyptians should smoke more dope...

    No seriously. That's my awnser. lol

  • Roxy lost her virginity to me

  • "good tounge movement and good girth" is snakebytes turning into a porno? :P

  • In my opinion, I think that what the people in Egypt have done is the best thing that we could hope for at this time. Governments need to see that their people aren't just going to sit back and take whatever they hand us, so I hope that it serves as a message to everyone that we aren't hopeless subjects to the wrongdoings of government.

  • Man! I just love the crew! Brian, Kel, Chewy, George, Roxy, and everybody else I haven't seen.

  • This is the best show !

  • hi guys, ive finnaly managed to talk my mum into letting me get an ackie monitor :D ive never owned a reptile before but ive looked after my mates ball python for a sec and done my research of course but hear they can be aggresive, so what do you guys think,I have the room the viv and everythin but im still unsure, please respond

    P.S yet another sweet episode

  • "Keep sending comments, and we'll keep with playing with our balls"

  • Walmart sells shirts you know.

  • pimp my balls!

  • As an Egyptian I'll say I don't think things will get better, fundamentalists are taking over and we already have a new prime minister who had extremist ties before. I myself am not optimistic, but lets hope for the best anyway.

  • LOL this is funny, but despite all the morphs I have and other kinds of snakes, my favorite snakes are still the original 2 normal ball pythons I got as a kid.

    And in my opinion, everything going on in Egypt is a result and evidence of ZOMBIES!

  • HAHAHAHA KEL STALKING ROXY FTW!!!!!

  • hey BHB

    kel has forever changened my veiw of pinstripes forever O.O and for youre question i dont think so but im just a 13 yr old kid

  • i wanna make love with Roxy!!

  • Hey Guys great show again....great idea!!!

    I really hope you guys get on tv i think that you guys present information that is in a way old in a new exciting way. To me you guys are the Top Gear of the reptile world. You take reptiles that most people would just either pass by or not even look at at create an interest. You give people something to be entertained with while educating them on the many different facts of the reptile world. Good luck in the future and i HOPE BBC, CBC, HBO r comin

  • Well I think the riot was good.. the people were tired of being treated like crap. The future of the country depends on them - its to early to tell but hopefully things get better. Other countries have already started riots like Libya!! Americans have it really good - these people dont have some of the most basic rights we enjoy.

  • do you guys do birthdays cause i would love to have all of these snakes at my bday i live in northern VA send me a message

  • i wish you guys could give me a bumble bee python i love those and i think that the situation in egypt they should listen to them and end the whole thing.

  • I know your a breeder but how do you sale them? like on site, online?

  • Excellent genetics lesson Brian! You're right, a lot of people have a bad view of snakes. I have to admit, I used to be one of them, but after watching your show a bunch now, I've turned around. Not really for my own snake yet, but I sure so view them in a different light now. Speaking of light, how do some of those awesome morphs look under a black light?

    Keep up the awesome work both off and on camera guys! You've made a snake fan out of me. (Now if I can just convince my family)

  • Nice video yet again. Probably one of the easiest ball python genetic explanations I've ever heard, thanks. I was out fieldherping today and realized while watching this video you haven't done an episode on fieldherping; Any plans for one? Keep up the good work!

  • roxy is hot

  • @poohead12345678910

    Yes AND She has an bob marley Shirt!!

  • can you pimp my balls

  • she looks so familiar

  • thats because shes part of the crew

  • Egypt?! You're forgetting a few other countries, the revolts are spreading like a virus. It's impossible to say if Egypt will get better, worse, or end up in a similar situation. We just have to wait and find out. Right now, I'm most worried about Libya, the citizens there are getting slaughtered (last I heard). Personally, I'm happy for the countries that are fighting for their freedom, but I worry for each one of them as well. Great question, btw!

  • yet again a kick ass show, "pimp my balls" too funny as, for kels question of the week, personally i think we should leave them to it, till it really gets out of hand, dont you think we are fighting enough wars right now, iraq aint over far from it, ok some say good to have fingers in many pies but you can always get burnt bad to put it a better way, why should we "usa uk" always have to jump in to help everyone all the time, maybe we should sit back and let them solve it without us...Peace

  • I wish you guys would pimp my Ball for free, all i have is a Het Hypo and a Spider lol.

  • Does George EVER wear a shirt?

    No idea what will happen in Egypt, but I wish people would STFU about Charlie f-ing Sheen.

  • Oh crap I know absolutely nothing about ball python genetics....that was just a blur of nonsense to me....cool patterns though!

  • what i think about Egypt (is about time)

  • Isn't that kinda sending the wrong message though, that you can just replace your snakes when you get bored the way you would replace a worn out toothbrush?