Bud Light Commercial

[nweezyy27]

Whats that?

Thats the swear jar everytime someone swears your put a quarter in it.

Who gets the $ ?

Idk we'll use it to buy something for the office like a case of budlight or something.

Fuckinn awesome

fuck you bob ha fuck you jim

eric I have a douchebag on line 3 for you

Can I borrow your pen? can i borrow your fucking pen?

Will the owner of a white station wagon please go fuck yourself

WEre gonna go down there & were gonan fuck some ass were gonan fuck some ass were gonna beeeep

[merccougar93]

Fuck you Bob!

Fuck you Jim!

"Will the owner of a white station wagon, please go fuck yourself?"

[Purpl3CroWn]

Lol advertisement for allstate dude eating leaves in the begging =)

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Boss-"I am so proud of you motherfucking cocksuckers. Here here."

Employee-"Asshole."

[WanderingSplit]

LMAO! I have no idea what this has to do with the vid. Youtube blog rocks! ;-)

"You're a fake and a bullshitting troll! You never saw a movie studio in your life! If you're such a big, important honcho in "production", where and why do you find the time to make shitty lies on YouTube?"

[villageboyak]

OMG this is funny

[aherbol2003]

thats great!!! i love it!!

[codyboyd4]

poop doent count!!!!haha

[Gwenlj]

COUGHED UP A LUNG LOL LOL

[TinyEvilWalker]

lol thats good

[variouscooldotcom]

Can I borrow your fuckin pen?

[ricoswuave17]

all of you faggots need to get off eachothers cocks

[Kaid15]

"poop"

"doesn't count"

"shut the beep up!"

Priceless best commercial ever

btw, your conversation on this thread... hilarious to read.

[sparty732]

"I'm so proud of you, mother fucking cock suckers" i love that last line

[godfatherduce]

amazing

[TheNerdHaterHater]

p.s. I'll pass on the cock. You got a sister with big cans though? I'm looking for a new secretary to f-ck n' fire.

[apathy59]

It must really suck to be such an insecure little person. I'm glad you are though; your pathetic rants are quite amusing.

Here are some other things you can do to earn respect and admiration when you're in a debate with an anonymous stranger on the Internet:

1) Mention that you are a professional, and in fact quite a big deal in real life. You've already done that one, so kudos.

[apathy59]

2) Tell people how much money you make, unless it's less than six figures, in which case don't bother because no one important ever makes less than that.

3) Tell people you drive a [expensive car here]. No self-righteous douchebag would ever be seen driving anything less.

[apathy59]

4) Have you mentioned all the hot chicks you've banged and that you've obviously had thousands of girlfriends? No? Why not? You don't want people thinking you're a fag, or even worse have a tiny dick! As an important professional who is clearly quite busy getting his ass kissed by the upper tier of professional society, and probably will have his hot secretary dictate his scathing response, the way your opponents perceive your virility cannot be ignored.

[TheNerdHaterHater]

Girlfriends? Girlfriends are for suckers. I have chicks i bang who want to get roles. They want in the industry and i want in them. It's mutually beneficial. In the time it took you to write those 3 replies i made more than you'll make in 2 years.

Sincerely,

TheNerdHaterHater's Secretary.

[apathy59]

I love your profile BTW. LOL, etc.

"I'm a professional in every sense of the word. I'm also open to a new relationship of any kind. I'm kind, warm and always up for fun. I'm not a big fan of phonies or fakers or people who try to pretend that they're something they're not. I really don't like being deceived. There are too many liars in the world. If you're trustworthy then you'll find me to be a great match!"

[apathy59]

Have you been hurt before by lies and deception, little guy? How is trying to use youtube to score dates working out for you anyway, Captain Pro?

OK, I'm done. These floors won't mop themselves!

[garbageman23]

TheNerdHaterHater, Im sorry to break this too u, but...um...this is the internet...anyone can claim to be anything they want. For example, I'm a legendary hollywood stuntman...Ur probably laughin..but if u don't believe me, why should I believe u?

[TheNerdHaterHater]

you can take the probably out of that sentence. congrats on being a legendary tackling dummy. i laugh at stuntmen every day. putting their lives on the line so i can have a corner office where i bang hot chicks. thanks for almost breaking your neck. your life has been worthless.

[garbageman23]

thing is...Im not a Stuntman, u cocksucking ass-hole. Exactly my point! there's no way u can use the internet in proving that u "bang chicks" or have a "corner office" I can pretend to be anything/anyone I want...just like ur doin. :)

[TheNerdHaterHater]

i'm not pretending. that's the difference. i also don't suck cock. I have my cock sucked by functionally retarded blondes with tits as big as your mongoloid head.

Please stop misrepresenting things. This is the internet for christ sake.

[garbageman23]

I wonder where u find the time to get "sucked by functionally retarded blondes" when ur also on the internet. Just like I can pretend to be a "legendary stuntman" u can pretend to

1. have a corner office

2. bang hot chicks. ROFL

3. have a life Do urself a favor, get real. the only person living in this "reality" of urs is urself.

[thenerdhater]

Truthfully, I don't think it's that far fetched to be able to be on the Net and get head.

[garbageman23]

wow, so u have 2 profiles, ur a very sorry excuse for a human, and the funny thing is that I won't be surprised if this guy who "has corner office", "bangs hot chicks" and is "a professional", turns out to be a 12 year old kid. Life is funny! lol

[thenerdhater]

I don't know what you mean about the two profiles.

I'm just a dude.

Are you really a garbage man?

[garbageman23]

"Are you really a garbage man?" wow, haven't heard that one before! I mean, thenerdhater and the TheNerdHaterHater are the same people! its ok...u don't have a life so u created two profiles to prove how much of a dumbass u are. Its ok...u'll eventually grow outta that stage of ur life.

[thenerdhater]

Promise?

[garbageman23]

nothing in life is guaranteed. We just have to hope for the best. Hang in there sunshine, ur really special. :)

[c0n0r0]

Well actually I'm glad that someone from the "production" (of bullshit?) business stopped by to clarify that this commercial has never aired and would never air in the US.

I would never have figured that one out without the help of a professional.

[311Saleen]

Wasnt this a superbowl commercial?

[c0n0r0]

I remember 4 bud light commercials, but I don't remember seeing that one on TV.

[TheNerdHaterIsAFake]

So, TheNerdHater's secretary is banging chikcs who wants roles?

[TheNerdHaterHater]

This is fake.

This has never been broadcast. It'd never make the air in the United States. Trust me. I work in production.

[apathy59]

It's not fake, dipshit, it's a web only commercial. That's why it says bud dot tv at the end.

[TheNerdHaterHater]

So it's fake then?

[TheNerdHaterHater]

You'd think you'd have more respect for a professional (I work in production. did i mention that?). Did your parents not teach you manners? Parents who adopt never really care that much I guess.

[apathy59]

Gosh, I'm sorry I'm not giving you the respect you so desperately crave. As a professional, I'd think you'd be able to get respect from places other than the Internet. Feel free to go suck a cock.

[TheNerdHaterHater]

I don't crave it. When you're in the position i'm in people respect you out of fear. When you're as good at what you do as I am they also respect you out of admiration. You're a sandwich artist so you don't. I understand it. But lets not pretend that I'm here craving respect. I get my ass kissed all day by Harvard MBA's. I'm swimming in respect.

[GhostDragon10]

Nice to see you're still up to your old tricks. When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

[TheNerdHaterHater]

When I die i'll have to have 5 tombstones to tell the story of my life and conquests. When you die, the tombstone will read "Here lies ghostdragon10. He was great at Warcraft. He died sexless and alone."

[GhostDragon10]

For thy information, I am a woman.

I would rather have it tombstone say "Here lies ghostdragon10. (s)He was great at Warcraft. He died sexless and alone." Than "Here lies TheNerdHaterHater, a graceless twatwaffle who caught the clap and died, much to everyone's eternal gratitude and joy"

[TheNerdHaterIsAFake]

Problem: TheNerdHater would never be able to catch the clap becuase nobody catches VD while masturbating.

[TheNerdHaterIsAFake]

Name 3 movies you worked on. I know, you'll name 3 and say you're on the IMDb and someone will look and say the 3 movies have no connection to anyone and you'll squeal PWNED, like someone proving you wrong is the funniest thing in the world. You phony!

[TheNerdHaterIsAFake]

You're a fake and a bullshitting troll! You never saw a movie studio in your life! If you're such a big, important honcho in "production", where and why do you find the time to make shitty lies on YouTube?

[TheNerdHaterHater]

That's laughable. my office is on a studio lot. I'm there 3 days a week. Try to guess which one. The Fox lot in Century City? The Sony lot in Culver City? Universal in Universal City? Warner Bros in Burbank? It's obvious why i'm here... because i'm looking for talent. In case you didn't know, talent is the gas that makes hollywood run. God i love to recruit, exploit and bang young 'talented' girls before they get famous. Stop with the fake rage. I hate fakers like you.

[TheNerdHaterIsAFake]

(Are we using our alter ego, today, TheNerdHater?)

OOOH! You can google the locations of movie studios. A real person "in the 'buisness'" wouldn't waste their time trolling vids and saying they're fake. They'd also hire talent agents.

Nobody believes you're a Hollywood bigshot, Hank! You just jerk off while pissing people off with this shit and, someday, you'll probably see a studio lot on a tour or something (I doubt you'll ever see a vagina, unless you pay for that, too)!

[khlymore]

i really love hollywood to me there are the best in the world in every single aspect best special effects best musicians best actors best audio studios soundtracks everything is class 1A to me sorry of my terrilbe spelling i dont speak fully english

[cholopavo]

are you really such a failure at life that you feel you have to make up such bull? "band young talented girls"?? you really are starving for attention from others.

[mrdeeeznutz]

HAHAHA " FUCK APPLE"!!!! hahahaha

[KieranX]

hes saying asshole not fuck apple

[manny0409]

poop...

doesn't count!

shut the fuck up!

were going to suck some motherfucking cock!

that was the funniest shit I have ever seen.

[dmequestrian27]

haha love it

[Bigtime1998]

I'm so proud of you m*****************uckers

[jacobsb]

hahaha

[schumi4ever07]

lmfao

[Jason41523]

FUCKING AWESOME!

[hobag1978]

F*ck you motherf*cker! C*cksucker! LOL!

[owneroftheintern3t]

L.M.F.A.O.

Legendary Commercial

[honder001]

perfect commercial

[PoyoSword15]

"Poop..."

"Doesn't count--"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

My favorite part.

[dangerousdude]

too bad this would never air on television...

[subklueless]

holy $#%$ this is #*%*ing awesome.

*tosses change in jar

[NoBullet]

haha

[MaxWilder]

omfgwtfbbq!!!1!

My fifty cents worth.

[chuch36]

SHUT THE FUCK UP LOL

[slunikkimc3]

Brilliant...