I've been going through your vids off and on since I subscribed, and this is definitely my fave. I keep replaying it just cause of how wickedly hilarious it is! You guys rock!
i've watched this video about 5 times now.....and out of all the vids you've uploaded i think this is the best, and it's going to take a serious miracle of a vid to top this one.
Yes! Minnie Driver is who I was trying to think about. I thought for sure her best friend Steve would be hot instead of another dork. (I like dorks, to be clear.)
can someone write the last line before "like a dick"? I couldnt understand the end, wich seems to be the most funny part according to all the comments. English is not my mother language.
This was just so absurdly weird and clever. Dostoyevskyan, even. Often, you guys miss the mark, but with your quick production turnover, it is also often the case that amazing successes like this come out. It's obvious what you guys're aiming for, and you've got a HIT.
First time i saw it the only thing i could do was stare at the wall behind the monitor with a frightened face, speechless.
So absurd it was scary. Congratulations.
Only one thing: I wish i could understand everything they say. In multiple videos the actors speak so fast i cant understand some of the sentences... (English is not my mother language). So... Is there any chance you could make the dialogs available in the SMBC Theather homepage? Err... For the sake of Humor? For science?
I couldn't understand what James said. What sex is the best sex?
ParkerKaneGrice 1 week ago
I love how, for an instant, I actually thought that was her voice.
Nktalloth 2 months ago 5
This sketch was so confusing.
Senkon 4 months ago in playlist Sketches
Every video is an adultery video.
Javer80 5 months ago
I got so confused...
combinationist 5 months ago
i would love to see bloopers to these vids!
ilovemusicWIKA 6 months ago 2
get someone to speak for you then touch him on the penis
disaznboy08 6 months ago in playlist Sketches 3
It's like the "Midnight" episode of Doctor Who!!
TheRydog100 6 months ago 3
You like my sexy voice?
MrXami08 7 months ago 4
girl looks like my best friend's fiancee! i got yer back brah!
edstirling 7 months ago
Chick is HOTT!!
Salmones08 7 months ago
I used to think, "Why is it always the Steves who ends up getting the crap roles in these?" I thank you for this one.
JorealConners 7 months ago
Girl looks like Amy Pond from Doctor Who.
I would.
A1Qicks 7 months ago
CHLAMYDIA SEX IS BEST SEX!!!!!
josephd183 8 months ago 2
@josephd183 So says Kim Jong Il.
McNoah94 7 months ago
i love how everything is so intense
talkindurinthemovie 8 months ago
this has to be one of my favorites ever ^^
AnOverdoseofZac 8 months ago
Thumbs up for Muppet's Christmas Carol!
mrelegante 8 months ago
2:22
MANCREEP STRIKES!
Erik4267 8 months ago
Omg, I can't breathe!!
tubes69 9 months ago
Does anyone else think he looks like Amir from CollegeHumor at 0:09??
go1988 9 months ago 2
You guys need to stop making awesome videos, my favorites list is gonna get crowded.
beeljr 9 months ago 9
The girl looks like my gf i pray this never happens to me
bubbles10102010 11 months ago
These are the best dummies ever XD
ianflowforever 11 months ago
I NEVER WANT TO GET LARYNGITIS, EVER !!!!!!!!!
abillionpaperstars 11 months ago
lol
YmirSalkaKolka 11 months ago
3:06 his face is win
Shadowlefty 1 year ago
Haha I have laryngitis right now
106627bg 1 year ago
he spelt through sex with a man isnt that rape?
9c2007m5 1 year ago
@9c2007m5 Unless he took his coat off first. Otherwise, he'd just be a tease.
MisfitSlacker 1 year ago 6
@MisfitSlacker lol
9c2007m5 1 year ago
@9c2007m5
I think he was so drunk he passed out during the sex =D
AssholePatrol 11 months ago
I've been going through your vids off and on since I subscribed, and this is definitely my fave. I keep replaying it just cause of how wickedly hilarious it is! You guys rock!
MisfitSlacker 1 year ago
Porno music/comment time
CarbonatedCube 1 year ago
I love the Muppets' Christmas Carol too. Don't be embarrassed.
Phrosty12 1 year ago
best. video. EVARRR
smelliex3 1 year ago
O_o i'll never get this outa my head.
Rictorran 1 year ago
This.
Is awesome.
ECiriachi 1 year ago
This
is hilarious.
moontanned1 1 year ago
CAN'T FIND THE VIDEO OF ALEX MASTURBATING TO A VIDEO OF HERSELF, SHIIIT
viktor0590 1 year ago 47
alex is so hot
meckaz80 1 year ago 8
Joe's a good friend.
TheVivvav 1 year ago
love love love ^^
trekkiebaby 1 year ago
I can't get over how attractive the girl is.
Efreeti 1 year ago 7
awa, this could have ended better :(
silntdoogood 1 year ago
The ventriloquist:
Throw your voice, touch him on the penis.
CodeOmega0 1 year ago 5
Muppet Christmas Carol NOOOOOOO!
CrimsonPhoenixBen 1 year ago
The funniest video I've ever seen on youtube.
KnoxPhox 1 year ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
Have creepy awkward sex with roommate watching, touch him on the penis.
HauntKettle 1 year ago
This is undoubtedly my favorite video from you guys.
LocutusIsBorg 1 year ago 4
i've watched this video about 5 times now.....and out of all the vids you've uploaded i think this is the best, and it's going to take a serious miracle of a vid to top this one.
aRawBlondeAngel 1 year ago 2
awesome
LilOwen27 1 year ago
I always forget how freaking hilarious this video is
midnightbelladonna 1 year ago
Fantastic video, I lol every time. Bloody brilliant.
The ending is so damn funny.
salvo711 1 year ago
This is super-natural. Oh-yeah!
DAILEYericCaryUSA 1 year ago
still funny the third time.
feckineejit 2 years ago 6
Intelligent Constructive Criticism:
Alex = instant win
Kicks42 2 years ago
99 trillion points!!!!!!!!!!!
johnthebillygoat 2 years ago
2:08
I love the look on his face here. It's the kind of rapidly-losing-patience look anybody should have in a situation like this.
DonZabu 2 years ago 3
HILARIOUS x 10000000000000000 you won.
Regeadg 2 years ago 2
The best one by far. The skits work best when they are based on a great concept. Great Job.
WHButler 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
lose your voice, touch him on the penis.
Ssalamanderr 2 years ago 41
Nice.
AssCutter 2 years ago
Silence of the Hands! Go!
hflevack 2 years ago 5
Like. A. Dick! My favorite part haha love it, need more!
Krokh 2 years ago 4
probly the best sketch yet
RobotTickleFight 2 years ago 116
I think this is tied with Russian Roulette as my favourite, they're both such clever concepts.
holycow818181 2 years ago
call me grandma.
IIIIFile13IIII 2 years ago 3
Solid gold!
gwilson2151 2 years ago
Best one yet, so fucking funny
Uiaccsk 2 years ago 7
LIKE. A. DICK. omg lolz
kingblargle 2 years ago 7
In a very real way, this is too, too horrid. :-D
moar
somercet1 2 years ago 3
ahhhh i love it!!!!
bghilllll 2 years ago
This has to be one of my favorite ones.
Zombiebushi 2 years ago 2
GOOGLE IT!
shawn00 2 years ago 4
LIKE A DICK!
IIIIFile13IIII 2 years ago 177
@IIIIFile13IIII more like a boss!
totallynotactuallyme 8 months ago
3:04 best serious face ever
cosmiclordofthedance 2 years ago 3
Very funny)))
Vska21 2 years ago
Great concept, fucking funny :D
RooCHToTB 2 years ago
lol
Gight77 2 years ago
one of my favorites so far
erant91 2 years ago
LLLMMMMFFFAAAOOO!!!
mint.
tomtrainwreck 2 years ago
This,..is hilarious!! Love the expressions of increasing terror of the couple.
XianL 2 years ago 4
that was great lol.
krystalkokain 2 years ago
I must now burn my copy of Muppet Christmas Carol, because I can never watch it again. EVER.
JLynxton 2 years ago 5
I eat puppies.
soulhunter4444 2 years ago 3
lol sex warz
Elephantintheroom01 2 years ago 2
Yes! Minnie Driver is who I was trying to think about. I thought for sure her best friend Steve would be hot instead of another dork. (I like dorks, to be clear.)
MBareiss 2 years ago
james you have the perfect arm structure for the ending ;like a dick" no one else could've pulled it off with the comedic timing!
Illnevertellyoueverz 2 years ago
lol "yes, i'm that vain. GOOGLE IT"
SubicBayMantaRay 2 years ago 2
Oh, it took me a while to get the punchline.
Zach you sick fuck!
AbsalomPitchingfork 2 years ago
LMAO great video!
fknwtf 2 years ago
"Bitch!"
Danscottwat 2 years ago
wow that is fantastic
ZombieWolf83 2 years ago
It's been posted many times already, but I cannot resist...
LIKE...A...DICK.
NexAntonius 2 years ago 6
BRILLIANT!!!!
hyx100 2 years ago
Great video! Interestingly, I'm pretty sure I have the same shirt as Joe. And, the girl has a resemblance to Minnie Driver.
Jedigreedo 2 years ago
"ohh thats nice,Call me Gramma"
~Shock~
"Uhhh i like where this is going"
Sednars 2 years ago 5
5/5
LucrativeLucius 2 years ago 2
WTF!?!
LucrativeLucius 2 years ago
Most bizarre video yet
IN HISTORY
felixjerms 2 years ago 2
wow first one that made me laugh out loud. i might even post this to my own blog
Patorr6 2 years ago
"Like a dick!"
ZOMGawesomeZOMG 2 years ago 4
wow...... this has to be the funniest thing ever.
KingDavid73 2 years ago 3
I keep watching this, it's so funny
KingDavid73 2 years ago
Yep. Still hysterically funny after the fifth time watching.
voxiphiliac 2 years ago 5
The hell did I just watch?
(Spoiler: the answer is "awesome")
rubiximus 2 years ago 5
Dude theeese are soooo good. Keep em up!!!
ElMassi666 2 years ago
my inner child is officially pleased.
mastermusabi 2 years ago
Alex is hella adorable.
hiffyness 2 years ago 3
Those are some pretty nice glasses
WaxWound 2 years ago 3
this is amazing!
krayak 2 years ago
and i jizzed in my pants...
ltjagged 2 years ago 6
I think I just busted a gut...
oddmanelf 2 years ago 2
Hahaha, I bet I could find your swastika tattoo...WITH MY TONGUE. Ahahaha!!!
Evilmonkey36 2 years ago
The new actress is a really good actor! Nice jerb!
Danscottwat 2 years ago
That new actress is kind of hot! And when she started speaking with JP Nickel's voice, I came a little.
Kinneus 2 years ago 7
I have to admit...me too
Illnevertellyoueverz 2 years ago
holy crap, that was amazing! best video yet!
WallaWalla777 2 years ago
aaahhaha
DourantiProductionCo 2 years ago
This fucking video was hilarious, great job guys.
Senelin 2 years ago
wow.... this was probably the best one yet!
KingDavid73 2 years ago
this is freaking amazing. lmao
TheGutsche 2 years ago
LIKE A DICK
ApplePiePodDuex 2 years ago 3
The ending is fucking phenomenal!!!!
LIKE...A...DICK!!!
Zetaphrem 2 years ago 3
best one yet. keep it going guys
point2up 2 years ago
I couldn't stop laughing for 10min straight
Tragoron 2 years ago
You guys have achieved genius level with this one.
BCKBCK 2 years ago 3
can someone write the last line before "like a dick"? I couldnt understand the end, wich seems to be the most funny part according to all the comments. English is not my mother language.
diegom16391 2 years ago
'I once had drunken sex with my roommate, Joe, but slept through the whole thing like a dick'
BearShaver 2 years ago 3
HOLY SHIT
This was just so absurdly weird and clever. Dostoyevskyan, even. Often, you guys miss the mark, but with your quick production turnover, it is also often the case that amazing successes like this come out. It's obvious what you guys're aiming for, and you've got a HIT.
jhenshaw87 2 years ago
LIKE.A.DICK.
jv2k 2 years ago
100% Great. Terrible, sick, and Great.
kbcraigs 2 years ago
Best SMBC Theatre so far.
mcsmstudios 2 years ago 4
ffffffffffffffffffffffffuck yes
mrakimbo 2 years ago
So awesome. These videos keep getting better and better.
l33tp1e 2 years ago 2
keep getting better and better! I keep laughing and laughing oh joy and then I'm creeped out but I keep laughing, etc.
feckineejit 2 years ago
This is the best one ever! Great job guys!
Derosian 2 years ago
these continue to be hilarious.
mattlohkamp 2 years ago
I wonder how funny this was to film
omgwtfmk 2 years ago
I couldn't stop cracking up the whole time
antichason 2 years ago
Lmfao...oh my god you guys are SO getting better at this more and more man. Loving the stuff that keeps popping out!
s0nlxaftrsh0ck 2 years ago
Wow. This is possibly the best one yet.
defaultedninja 2 years ago
genious
xGeorgiana 2 years ago
Awesome. Period.
xfallenxbeliefx 2 years ago
Alex, in case you read this, I would like you to know a random internet stranger thinks you are quite cute. Carry on.
Also this video is in the top 5 SMBC theaters yet.
Rattimsfriezz 2 years ago 5
Holy crap James's face at 3:04! Funniest part of the whole thing
technicallyabsurd 2 years ago
So glad you guys are digging this one! Thanks for all the positive responses!
jpnickel 2 years ago 7
Absolutely amazing. Hahahaaa, I can't even believe how good this was. This one and Who's On First are my favorites
NateTheHappyOne 2 years ago 2
This is by far the best sketch you guys have done. Awesome job!
TheDeerLord 2 years ago
Wow. That is comic genius. You deserve the Nobel peace prize for coming up with this.
Sorry Barack, we're taking it back.
RippDrive 2 years ago 3
Wow. I had to pause at 0:10 to let it load and I realized that guy looks exactly like the best friend character on Doogie Howser.
batlrar 2 years ago
excellent
mcfl116 2 years ago
I cracked up so hard as soon as we got steves voice in on the action. ive had entire drunken conversations using this technique.
ThatMonsterMan 2 years ago
The most creative sketch I've ever seen. Mostly.
suburbanhicks 2 years ago
Oh, My. God. So. Freakin. Awesome!
uurmek 2 years ago
I watched it twice because it was so funny.
Vlaew 2 years ago 2
you should submit to tosh.0 and get som fucking airtime for this brilliance
praguepride 2 years ago 2
LMAO another great one! Keep it up!
Daneus05 2 years ago
This is the gold we've come to know and love.
Totema1 2 years ago
Ah, i understand after watching it twice. They switched voices between 2:40 and 3:10.
ExtremeSquared 2 years ago
Absolute gold. I love you guys!
miranatu 2 years ago
Hahahaha, this is brilliant.
jparagons 2 years ago
Now I know why The Sex Talk or Children's Books didn't work. James wasn't on them. Oh man...
"LIKE. A. DICK!"
duende29 2 years ago 4
Amazing!
thepappytube 2 years ago
Oh my god this is the best one yet
Keep up the good work
darksquee 2 years ago
It's funny every time I watch it.XD
Zombiebushi 2 years ago
Got a bit confusing near the end, but great laughs all around. Good work Zach and team!
Tattoo222 2 years ago 2
First time i saw it the only thing i could do was stare at the wall behind the monitor with a frightened face, speechless.
So absurd it was scary. Congratulations.
Only one thing: I wish i could understand everything they say. In multiple videos the actors speak so fast i cant understand some of the sentences... (English is not my mother language). So... Is there any chance you could make the dialogs available in the SMBC Theather homepage? Err... For the sake of Humor? For science?
Ezothel 2 years ago 6
Awesome :D
EndstationEdenGD 2 years ago
haha lol!
dinkerdink88 2 years ago
Wow, they just keep finding new sound effects to use. Still is hilarious!
Lilyonsan 2 years ago
Of course he's a dick. He's Satan!
9Mystere9 2 years ago
I just love the grins on the "friends" faces :D
Awesome!
praguepride 2 years ago
It's even better on the second viewing. :D
Zombiebushi 2 years ago
You guys are putting out some quality fucking shit.
johncar11 2 years ago 6
HAHA, best one indeed.
JoePerkins 2 years ago
This is sheer brilliance! Thank you, SMBC Theater, for detracting my existential crisis for 3:40. A needed reprise.
AdamMagnus 2 years ago
"like. a. dick"
thebloads 2 years ago
best one so far
lovecollective 2 years ago 2
Reminded me of monty python in some way... AWESOME
payoamargo 2 years ago