Eurotrash Cloaca the poo machine

[StorableSnail]

CAN'T BE UNSEEN.

[boushveg2]

What the fuck did i just watch :)

[AlypiusDC]

I just woke up.. this is how I am starting my day. This seems like a wild case of coprophagia.

[bloodclots99]

The duck Centipede.

[MrMuffinman1990]

Ok, now reverse engineer that machine so we can turn shit into food. Imagine if shit solved hunger.

[Phygar1]

@MrMuffinman1990 Would be funny, but that's not what reverse engineer means lol

[Chronix74]

hahahah "people never give a shit about shit"

[conman2317]

Human Centipede?

[Comptonater]

Oh yeah, lets touch the poo

[kmathieu92]

0:29  I love the way she says "to make poo!"

[McmullenEJ]

the robot needs pepto.

squelch that heart burn!!

[myguitardidyermom12]

this is huh wow

[gween]

Duck Centipede now ive seen everything XD

[jappleseed12]

@gween The duck stood out to you the most? Not the shit machine?

[gween]

@jappleseed12 What Chronix74 said XD

[julienm020596]

And it's of course a belgian who made this!

[denkayushi]

1:32 It's A Series Of Tubes ! D:

[NotSoFetch300]

i typed in.. the poo. anyone else?

[Simple1Jack]

This guy went on to make a human centipede.

[Syikone]

Eigentlich eine Geile* Sache =) Aber es sieht sehr obszön aus..............

[temp4010]

This man.... is a waste of skin.

[GibsonVienna]

Art is sick

[zoobi27]

Shit happens

[kosmonaftx]

WHAT THE SHIT???

[markmotors]

i am a plumber.

this is the first time anyboday has given a shit about my bread and butter.

[Marina88000]

Thid id brilliant. Really. It turns something that is a huge taboo in most culture as something fascinating and that people debate about. Because, like it or not, but before this piece of art, you would never have started a debate about shit.

[osmadn]

so this is the future of the world -.-

[Hellion6325]

What happens if you feed it it's own poo?

[Icegal1st]

@Hellion6325 Hahaha good question!

[SuperFriendBFG]

@Hellion6325 That's like dividing by Zero man!

[TheTundraTerror]

@Hellion6325 It makes McDonalds.

[sangbum60090]

1:40 Duck Centipede!

[shezie125]

Eww...

[Erno154]

Brilliant

[amycoopie]

The Sanitary Service won't approve this idea

[Christusolus]

wtf am i watching

[544001]

fuck everyone who has given this guy money

[DMHagwood]

Why did that old man want to buy a bottle of crap?

[nadamejorquehacerTV]

holy shit thats too nasty

[BerkeleyBuilt]

install this into a robot

[MTran0708]

You know Japanese people would love this machine.

[Goliath1886]

The fall of Western Civilization at it's finest.

[TheInternetizen]

I'm amused by the aggressive criticisms. Who knew people would be so offended by an everyday process, lmbo.

[Theaphelia]

lolwut

[SkewedLogicShow]

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader brought me here...

[TBTabby]

@SkewedLogicShow Me too!

[hogyazistenbasznameg]

fúúúúúúúúúj bazdmeg!

[hogyazistenbasznameg]

can it even fart?

[adamnew123456]

@hogyazistenbasznameg Oh, definitely. A museum's curators went on strike for a week(?) at its first showing because of its gas.

[GayBoyRunning]

Some people below & above just take there digestive tract for granted. When you're digestive system is a very complex & efficient in getting the energy from foods... So this is what this machine is for tho just show how hard to recreate super efficient bio power pant.

[nanancay]

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY BUILD THIS

this is such a waste of money.

and the geese remind me of the human centipede.

and what the fuck

anal kisses

THIS IS DISGUSTING.

[bknbear]

U know what this means, robots that are unidentifiable from humans! Next step, best the turing test. Then: the terminatrix

[pluralZZ9]

Cloaca is a brilliant piece of work, c'mon. It turns fine food made by the best chefs around into literal shit! It doesn't help anyone, it just makes shit. It's such a bizzare piece of art.

[verypathetic]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Rocketryman]

@verypathetic - You mean... WHAT THE DUCK?!

[TheWildSeraph]

@verypathetic Correction:

What the shit.

[kjurko1]

1000$ FOR A PIECE OF SHIT

[hollywoodbubbles]

@kjurko1 NO a piece of shit that makes artificial shit! :D

[kjurko1]

archetype of contemporary art

[AartHB]

duck chain= mallard centipede. 

[jamoster]

All I'm saying is, it would have been more effective if the piece truly made a stink. Then, at least, upon entering one would have a fair warning of what was to come.

[jamoster]

Excuse me? Shit is relevant and farts aren't? How dare he. A real artist would never have vented the gasses.

[BKoiBK]

Cunt loves his Jenkem!

[dancingkumquat]

There is one down at the Mona in tassie that absolutely reeks 24/7

[francoisxl]

Ugly, and useless.

[tshiuetin]

The human centipede

[firmware21]

Scatological thing , he's crazy !

[scorpionzzz13]

THE PRIDE OF BELGIUM! at least it's better then Justin Bieber

[UberNoob33]

I didn't really think I needed to give a shit about shit because it's...shit.

[abbyscks]

duck centipede

[abbyscks]

SHUT UP ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER. NO ONE CARES.

[phocjame]

@abbyscks When Justin Bieber shuts up, so will we.

[baldroegas]

Shitt happens...

[wernerkroneman]

Does the machine also extract nutrients? That being the most important part in producing shit.

[064678543]

the machine can have bowel problems like humans?......hmmmm....would hate it if this piece of art got destroyed if it suffered from explosive diarrhea

[064678543]

i wonder if there will be a urinating machine?.....

[sydneyrubbert]

haha i read about this in a bathroom reader

[crackermantim]

@sydneyrubbert me too soon as i read it i was on youtube..had to see!

[sydneyrubbert]

@crackermantim cool! sooo im guessing ur name is tim?

[beletton]

fuck your shit voice

[NovSpice]

after the shit is "produced" he puts it in polyester and sells it for 1000EUR each!

[zackesposito]

Justin Bieber is a machine that makes shit all the time. Why don't they just use her?

[mac59000]

@zackesposito

No I think you re wrong. Justin Bieber is the product coming out of the machine, not the machine itself, and probably the best specimen the cloaca has ever made! Good job!!

[Tonaih33]

heheheheheheheheheheheheahahha­hahahahahahahahahahaha ! (that's the only thing that appears into my mind, sorry )

[jdavidgaviria]

brownies

[Sagramore92]

Artificial shit... A milestone for the early encyclopedia!!!!

[sunshinealley]

a bunch of scatlovers xD

[BlackHawk2669]

what will come out if you put shit into the machine?

[getoutski]

he is really bored

[pjmasterzz]

I can do what this machine can!

[ZOMGitsDouchebag]

cup?

[RadekRmx]

OHHH SHIT !

[dokabakibokan]

俺の仕事を奪うなよ。

[KutaniCrane]

awesome !

money out of shit !

[Jeroenske]

Oh i am so tempted to give it lots of laxative,sit back,wait and enjoy the show :D

[Mathijsweb]

What a shitty program is this!

I wasted minutes of my shitty life, for shit's sake!

[TheDarkflags]

1:32

They funnel the fumes through the internet.

[toxikblood]

this machine is full of shit

[ilcool90]

God damn, give me back my 3 minutes of my life back, get a life moron, or get a girlfriend.

[quinofrance]

If you like to see girls pooping visit mariafamily [dot] com

[RijenRijen]

duck chain? i want to make a humain chain from his woman and kids... insain man.

[rordorica]

Well I´ve always tought that modern art are mostly shit, this only confirms it. ;D

[krazybriton]

what a load of shit!

[ammarhio]

The end product? Shit.

[MidoAkAGangsta4life]

thats because it is SHIT!

[glup2glup]

this is the stomac of Goldorak!

[breezeemama]

Ew! This guy needs a new hobby!

[eleanizzle1]

cannot believe i didnt give a shit about shit before this video

[NiGhTm4r389]

this is sick

[Moore2501]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!

[RobesCraven]

that guy is definitely giving a shit!

[b4567890]

@RobesCraven about shit!

[Purplerugmuncher]

A machine that makes fecal matter? Give me a break. What will they think of next?

This guy has got very immature poo-poo pee-pee humor, and is fixated on smelly shit.

Ducks with their heads up each-others assholes, anal kiss stamps, and human shit murals - grow up. This man should be committed, not given a degree.

[cavaloavapor]

Mas que merda é essa????? huahuahuauhahuahu

ME na área ´;-]

[Alvz0r]

I wish I had own this for christmas. =/

[manovello81]

allanem ra cacat!!!!

[yellownotebooks]

"A series of tubes"

Robot farts are being channeled into the internet.

You heard it here first.

[IgnorantOkoy]

i LOL'd!!!

[69misfit69]

U know what Sigmund Freud would say about this...? He is depressed coz he was never able to play with his own shit and arsehole.

[cuffofizz]

I wonder what it smells like. Looked like dog turds.

[isaacnd200]

They need to put a rubber sphincter on that thing. I don't know how I feel about watching the old lady poking a turd....

[threadsofwisdom]

duuude its a real life jenkem machine!!!

[sandytheslayer]

OMG

[d3st88]

I consider myself a European no more.

Kitty microwaving Americans, EMBRACE ME.

[malenkylizards]

You are, of course, welcome to the US with open arms, but you should know that MOST of us don't microwave cats. That's a very small minority. Trouble is, you never hear about the rest of us; no news program ever goes "today, a young man did not nuke a kitty."

[69joeblob69]

WTF o.0

xD

[MarioThor]

ROLFMAO

[scatmanland]

holy shit!!!!

[songe99]

finaly human become GOD!

[kuskul9]

I lost my identity.

[24superplay]

me too

[tiberius1701]

Oh My God...I bet the Belgian Government ponied up the cash for this "art"..also the "duck ass daisy chain" looks like our Democrats in congress!!

[scottcherest]

YEAH!!!!!!!!! Morans!!!! Usausausa!!!!

I'm sure Larry Craig would get hard after seeing the euro-guy stepping out of the bathroom with the platter of poo. And as for the rectum art, Mark Foley, interns, etc. The fish just shoot themselves.

[scottcherest]

Ur-um. The fish in the barrell, I mean.

[zeia]

our future robots should be installed with these cloaca to their system so they can eat any kind of food as well.

let our japanese know.

[hiyaks]

i wonder if it ever gets the runs, and if it goes all over the floor?

[jlsjavi]

They are simulating an human stomach... but isnt a poo machine.

[ajeagle08]

wh-wh-why? why make such a thing?

[KVandendriessche]

wow.

[cwestrephx]

wait, they funnel the farts through the internets?

[azotevaginal]

this is not a real machine, but an "artistic" instalation by some wacko

[monkeyinapopesuit]

what the fudge!!!!

[TrilliumRiver]

I love the nerdy voices the dubbers used for the scientists.

[livewire242]

Marty Feldman impersonation.

[catzblu999]

That video was the

[turtalako]

holy shit

[javajimmy1090]

don't forget to wipe

[appmanga]

Really, who gives a -- uh -- eh -- forget it.

[tomatoshadow]

That's... Erm... interesting.

[htmlqawsedrftg]

"So if shit is not relevant, then what is?"

[lairstudios]

I spammed the leet speak dumb ass

[metalhed247]

I tooted

[Akhiloth]

A machine that makes shit.

Well, it had to happen.

[jonharper77]

That's alot of cigars for a smoking lady to take in her mouth!!

[GODLOVESTINA]

I LIKE POO ! ROFLMPooO !!!! xD

I talk about it all day with my fwends... and they don't mind coz they think it's funny as well ! xDDDD

I can eat when someone talks about poo or shows me a vid abt it LOL ! :O

POO = EPIC FUNNINESS !

[stafford4797]

shit art

[nbouler]

poop poopitty poopoo! turd turdy turd! ploopy~ poop!

[darlingelf]

I think people forget that this machine is also intended as a work of art. It is an ironic statement about modern society in which any kind of crap is turned into a marketable commodity. The artist sells vacuum-sealed turds made with the poop machine on his web site. There are also fictional testimonials from satisfied customers. They say they have greatly benefited from the crap and that it really works. It has improved their relationships and boosted their careers. It's a joke about our times.

[Runenut]

LoL its so dumb, I mean, whts the point of it?!

[mirandatuga]

to make you think!

[regulatorzone]

anal kisses lmfaooooooooooooooooo

[ninethpor]

y on the earth they have tis idea??a poo machine??wats the point..these ppl r wasting time n food!!

[Eztoez]

typical Belgians

[sophielovekin]

it's damn gross!!

[billkaulitzlover4evz]

thats so gross

[keiracat]

oh shit