Eurotrash Cloaca the poo machine

[amrozkowski]

Essa máquina é uma merda.

[bici1307]

Did anyone notice that the logo of that maschine has similarities with the logo of Coca Cola? WTF. This is weird. FUCKING weird.

[ardescar]

*facewall*



[ut2k4wikichici]

DUCKCHAIN

[ottoharju]

Now THIS is modern art. Bravo!

[sondanielshah]

1:20 Mr Bean?

[JDankens]

0:26 "...which is, to make poo!!"

I lost my shit.

[miroba]

I lost it at "anal kisses"

[cpstylez]

Human Duck-a-pede!

[StorableSnail]

CAN'T BE UNSEEN.

[boushveg2]

What the fuck did i just watch :)

[AlypiusDC]

I just woke up.. this is how I am starting my day. This seems like a wild case of coprophagia.

[bloodclots99]

The duck Centipede.

[MrMuffinman1990]

Ok, now reverse engineer that machine so we can turn shit into food. Imagine if shit solved hunger.

[Phygar1]

@MrMuffinman1990 Would be funny, but that's not what reverse engineer means lol

[MrMuffinman1990]

@Phygar1 pardon my dumbassery, but you got the point of what i was trying to say. Reverse the process.

[artenman]

@MrMuffinman1990 How about, no.

[MrMuffinman1990]

@artenman How about, yes?

[Chronix74]

hahahah "people never give a shit about shit"

[conman2317]

Human Centipede?

[Comptonater]

Oh yeah, lets touch the poo

[kmathieu92]

0:29 I love the way she says "to make poo!"

[McmullenEJ]

the robot needs pepto.

squelch that heart burn!!

[myguitardidyermom12]

this is huh wow

[gween]

Duck Centipede now ive seen everything XD

[jappleseed12]

@gween The duck stood out to you the most? Not the shit machine?

[gween]

@jappleseed12 What Chronix74 said XD

[julienm020596]

And it's of course a belgian who made this!

[denkayushi]

1:32 It's A Series Of Tubes ! D:

[NotSoFetch300]

i typed in.. the poo. anyone else?

[Simple1Jack]

This guy went on to make a human centipede.

[Syikone]

Eigentlich eine Geile* Sache =) Aber es sieht sehr obszön aus..............

[temp4010]

This man.... is a waste of skin.

[GibsonVienna]

Art is sick

[zoobi27]

Shit happens

[kosmonaftx]

WHAT THE SHIT???

[markmotors]

i am a plumber.

this is the first time anyboday has given a shit about my bread and butter.

[Marina88000]

Thid id brilliant. Really. It turns something that is a huge taboo in most culture as something fascinating and that people debate about. Because, like it or not, but before this piece of art, you would never have started a debate about shit.

[osmadn]

so this is the future of the world -.-

[Hellion6325]

What happens if you feed it it's own poo?

[Icegal1st]

@Hellion6325 Hahaha good question!

[SuperFriendBFG]

@Hellion6325 That's like dividing by Zero man!

[TheTundraTerror]

@Hellion6325 It makes McDonalds.

[KevinKes]

@Hellion6325 Well, try eating poo.

[ut2k4wikichici]

@Hellion6325 Pooception

[Aang1]

@Hellion6325 FOR SCIENCE.

[sangbum60090]

1:40 Duck Centipede!

[shezie125]

Eww...

[Erno154]

Brilliant

[amycoopie]

The Sanitary Service won't approve this idea

[Christusolus]

wtf am i watching

[544001]

fuck everyone who has given this guy money

[DMHagwood]

Why did that old man want to buy a bottle of crap?

[nadamejorquehacerTV]

holy shit thats too nasty

[BerkeleyBuilt]

install this into a robot

[MTran0708]

You know Japanese people would love this machine.

[Goliath1886]

The fall of Western Civilization at it's finest.

[TheInternetizen]

I'm amused by the aggressive criticisms. Who knew people would be so offended by an everyday process, lmbo.

[Theaphelia]

lolwut

[SkewedLogicShow]

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader brought me here...

[TBTabby]

@SkewedLogicShow Me too!

[hogyazistenbasznameg]

fúúúúúúúúúj bazdmeg!

[hogyazistenbasznameg]

can it even fart?

[adamnew123456]

@hogyazistenbasznameg Oh, definitely. A museum's curators went on strike for a week(?) at its first showing because of its gas.

[GayBoyRunning]

Some people below & above just take there digestive tract for granted. When you're digestive system is a very complex & efficient in getting the energy from foods... So this is what this machine is for tho just show how hard to recreate super efficient bio power pant.

[nanancay]

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY BUILD THIS

this is such a waste of money.

and the geese remind me of the human centipede.

and what the fuck

anal kisses

THIS IS DISGUSTING.

[bknbear]

U know what this means, robots that are unidentifiable from humans! Next step, best the turing test. Then: the terminatrix

[pluralZZ9]

Cloaca is a brilliant piece of work, c'mon. It turns fine food made by the best chefs around into literal shit! It doesn't help anyone, it just makes shit. It's such a bizzare piece of art.

[verypathetic]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Rocketryman]

@verypathetic - You mean... WHAT THE DUCK?!

[TheWildSeraph]

@verypathetic Correction:

What the shit.

[kjurko1]

1000$ FOR A PIECE OF SHIT

[hollywoodbubbles]

@kjurko1 NO a piece of shit that makes artificial shit! :D

[kjurko1]

archetype of contemporary art

[AartHB]

duck chain= mallard centipede. 

[jamoster]

All I'm saying is, it would have been more effective if the piece truly made a stink. Then, at least, upon entering one would have a fair warning of what was to come.

[jamoster]

Excuse me? Shit is relevant and farts aren't? How dare he. A real artist would never have vented the gasses.

[BKoiBK]

Cunt loves his Jenkem!

[dancingkumquat]

There is one down at the Mona in tassie that absolutely reeks 24/7

[francoisxl]

Ugly, and useless.

[tshiuetin]

The human centipede

[firmware21]

Scatological thing , he's crazy !

[scorpionzzz13]

THE PRIDE OF BELGIUM! at least it's better then Justin Bieber

[UberNoob33]

I didn't really think I needed to give a shit about shit because it's...shit.

[abbyscks]

duck centipede

[abbyscks]

SHUT UP ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER. NO ONE CARES.

[phocjame]

@abbyscks When Justin Bieber shuts up, so will we.

[baldroegas]

Shitt happens...

[wernerkroneman]

Does the machine also extract nutrients? That being the most important part in producing shit.

[064678543]

the machine can have bowel problems like humans?......hmmmm....would hate it if this piece of art got destroyed if it suffered from explosive diarrhea

[064678543]

i wonder if there will be a urinating machine?.....

[sydneyrubbert]

haha i read about this in a bathroom reader

[crackermantim]

@sydneyrubbert me too soon as i read it i was on youtube..had to see!

[sydneyrubbert]

@crackermantim cool! sooo im guessing ur name is tim?

[beletton]

fuck your shit voice

[NovSpice]

after the shit is "produced" he puts it in polyester and sells it for 1000EUR each!

[zackesposito]

Justin Bieber is a machine that makes shit all the time. Why don't they just use her?

[mac59000]

@zackesposito

No I think you re wrong. Justin Bieber is the product coming out of the machine, not the machine itself, and probably the best specimen the cloaca has ever made! Good job!!

[Tonaih33]

heheheheheheheheheheheheahahha­hahahahahahahahahahaha ! (that's the only thing that appears into my mind, sorry )

[jdavidgaviria]

brownies

[Sagramore92]

Artificial shit... A milestone for the early encyclopedia!!!!

[sunshinealley]

a bunch of scatlovers xD

[BlackHawk2669]

what will come out if you put shit into the machine?

[getoutski]

he is really bored

[pjmasterzz]

I can do what this machine can!

[ZOMGitsDouchebag]

cup?

[RadekRmx]

OHHH SHIT !

[dokabakibokan]

俺の仕事を奪うなよ。

[KutaniCrane]

awesome !

money out of shit !

[Jeroenske]

Oh i am so tempted to give it lots of laxative,sit back,wait and enjoy the show :D

[Mathijsweb]

What a shitty program is this!

I wasted minutes of my shitty life, for shit's sake!

[TheDarkflags]

1:32

They funnel the fumes through the internet.

[toxikblood]

this machine is full of shit

[ilcool90]

God damn, give me back my 3 minutes of my life back, get a life moron, or get a girlfriend.

[quinofrance]

If you like to see girls pooping visit mariafamily [dot] com

[RijenRijen]

duck chain? i want to make a humain chain from his woman and kids... insain man.

[rordorica]

Well I´ve always tought that modern art are mostly shit, this only confirms it. ;D

[krazybriton]

what a load of shit!

[ammarhio]

The end product? Shit.

[MidoAkAGangsta4life]

thats because it is SHIT!

[glup2glup]

this is the stomac of Goldorak!

[breezeemama]

Ew! This guy needs a new hobby!

[eleanizzle1]

cannot believe i didnt give a shit about shit before this video

[NiGhTm4r389]

this is sick

[Moore2501]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!

[RobesCraven]

that guy is definitely giving a shit!

[b4567890]

@RobesCraven about shit!

[Purplerugmuncher]

A machine that makes fecal matter? Give me a break. What will they think of next?

This guy has got very immature poo-poo pee-pee humor, and is fixated on smelly shit.

Ducks with their heads up each-others assholes, anal kiss stamps, and human shit murals - grow up. This man should be committed, not given a degree.

[cavaloavapor]

Mas que merda é essa????? huahuahuauhahuahu

ME na área ´;-]

[Alvz0r]

I wish I had own this for christmas. =/

[manovello81]

allanem ra cacat!!!!

[yellownotebooks]

"A series of tubes"

Robot farts are being channeled into the internet.

You heard it here first.

[IgnorantOkoy]

i LOL'd!!!

[69misfit69]

U know what Sigmund Freud would say about this...? He is depressed coz he was never able to play with his own shit and arsehole.

[cuffofizz]

I wonder what it smells like.  Looked like dog turds.

[isaacnd200]

They need to put a rubber sphincter on that thing. I don't know how I feel about watching the old lady poking a turd....

[threadsofwisdom]

duuude its a real life jenkem machine!!!

[sandytheslayer]

OMG

[d3st88]

I consider myself a European no more.

Kitty microwaving Americans, EMBRACE ME.

[malenkylizards]

You are, of course, welcome to the US with open arms, but you should know that MOST of us don't microwave cats. That's a very small minority. Trouble is, you never hear about the rest of us; no news program ever goes "today, a young man did not nuke a kitty."

[69joeblob69]

WTF o.0

xD

[MarioThor]

ROLFMAO

[scatmanland]

holy shit!!!!

[songe99]

finaly human become GOD!

[kuskul9]

I lost my identity.

[24superplay]

me too

[tiberius1701]

Oh My God...I bet the Belgian Government ponied up the cash for this "art"..also the "duck ass daisy chain" looks like our Democrats in congress!!

[scottcherest]

YEAH!!!!!!!!! Morans!!!! Usausausa!!!!

I'm sure Larry Craig would get hard after seeing the euro-guy stepping out of the bathroom with the platter of poo. And as for the rectum art, Mark Foley, interns, etc. The fish just shoot themselves.

[scottcherest]

Ur-um. The fish in the barrell, I mean.

[zeia]

our future robots should be installed with these cloaca to their system so they can eat any kind of food as well.

let our japanese know.

[hiyaks]

i wonder if it ever gets the runs, and if it goes all over the floor?

[jlsjavi]

They are simulating an human stomach... but isnt a poo machine.

[ajeagle08]

wh-wh-why? why make such a thing?

[KVandendriessche]

wow.

[cwestrephx]

wait, they funnel the farts through the internets?

[azotevaginal]

this is not a real machine, but an "artistic" instalation by some wacko

[monkeyinapopesuit]

what the fudge!!!!

[TrilliumRiver]

I love the nerdy voices the dubbers used for the scientists.

[livewire242]

Marty Feldman impersonation.

[catzblu999]

That video was the

[turtalako]

holy shit

[javajimmy1090]

don't forget to wipe

[appmanga]

Really, who gives a -- uh -- eh -- forget it.

[tomatoshadow]

That's... Erm... interesting.

[htmlqawsedrftg]

"So if shit is not relevant, then what is?"

[lairstudios]

I spammed the leet speak dumb ass

[metalhed247]

I tooted