Top 10 things Peter Griffin would want to say to America

[vortex55guy]

What I need to survive: porn and cheeseburgers lol

[DreamWorksDork]

I respect David Letterman, but I hate how he always says something literally a second after the guest is saying one of the Top Ten. This video especially. It's like he's totally upset they had this on his show. I mean, if the people who decide the Top Ten are working for Letterman, they should at least know what the guy likes.

[symbiote102]

I thought peter never heard of wings :P

[Appledayvideos]

10 was the greatest

[Esharido]

If jay leno makes you laugh chances are don't care for you as a person

[KlDSWAGG]

lol 5

[alexanderhunt88]

Skip to 0:55

[mayankho]

Jesus "from THE Family Guy" they're so old.

[1fyou0nlyknew]

Youtube made me late for work!

[DJSplaysh]

watch?v=s4hANZwi72M&feature=ch­annel_video_title

[2001ALS2008]

who else reckons number10

should have been in the top2?

hahah... Dick Bush.. :3

[zfisch86]

What is with the chess strategy? Like anyone references that on a daily basis on youtube. Pawn to Q3, and krillin gets owned....

[redicius]

Eating a cheeseburger while watching porn, epic

[Roboyoyo]

♔ – White King ♕ – White Queen ♖ – White Rook ♗ – White Bishop ♘ – White Knight ♙ – White Pawn ♚ – Black King ♛ – Black Queen ♜ – Black Rook ♝ – Black Bishop ♞ – Black Knight ♟ – Black Pawn

[chargers31fan]

@Roboyoyo

looks like someone learned how to use the Alt key codes

[utleyfan11]

Thumbs up if Peter Griffin is no doubt the coolest cartoon character ever

[MoonWolf115]

If i had a penny for every time someone made the "this video quality sucks" joke on a video id have a dollar. ;)

[EinstienJr]

aaaaaaah

what the hell

i am going to stewie's sexy party

[Sdgnuipaegr]

This video is darker than the dark side.

[elio7770]

the bird is the word!



[TheOtherVelociraptor]

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this video, I'd have 25 cents.

[GaubatzNinety3]

dick bush

[Madams1977]

Ok, so let's try to keep the top comments from being simply the two funniest jokes huh? It's called an imagination folks.

[Madams1977]

Seriously did Letterman call it "The Family Guy" the first time? LoL. He's like the old folks talking about Carol Alt, the supermodel. "Is that on The Family Guy?" "Nah he's on American Boy".

[goldblaze93]

"Laura Bush killed a guy."

[robertpausch1979]

first time i didnt laugh about peter. peters not made for late night :)

[alondite345]

wasnt the hamburger invented in Germany? meh it was still funny to watch.

[Emigdiosback]

@alondite345 that explains the city of Hamburg.

[ghandiwithbinladen]

number 1 should've been "Roadhouse"

[MrXxsnipesXx]

10 ftw

[TheBeastFalcon]

i love family guy

[braddahkealii]

your fckn gay letterman. stop fuckn talking while he's saying the top ten. you are so not entertaining

[apiccal34255425]

@braddahkealii its HIS show dumbass. Plus PETER GRIFFON A CARTOON.

[afromasterchief]

number 4.. MATTT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMENNNNNNN­NNNNNN

[01Khan011]

This is way more funnier than the homer simpson version. No comparison

I Love Family Guy XD

[ESFAndy011]

@9Cheff1 So let me get this straight, you expect real laughing for an interaction between a real life person and a cartoon character? As in... as if it happened live? Do I have to explain to you that this is not physically possible?

On the other hand, if you're talking about the laughing sounding TOO fake, then yeah, maybe they could've done a better job.

[hoboteacher]

I liked number 6 XD

[TheFogey17]

i didnt get half of these :/

[gottabethebest1]

Letterman sucks

[swertinge07]

You're already eating too much cheeseburgers!

[ItsACode]

sometimes i lay in bed and pretend to be a carrot

[xinleiryu]

...roadhouse... that should've made the list... effin jerks, it was funny nonetheless

[joe72907290]

Porn and cheeseburgers. :)

[J0nnyboy19]

i turned 10 on this day

[13nshanahan]

@RyanPelley1 hey guess wat FUCK U

[RyanPelley1]

Letterman is a prick...

But I really hate when people refer to the show "The Family Guy." Retarded.

[thamutebutton]

why is letterman cutting off the end of Peter's jokes? dumbfuck.

[sugarpsycho]

wow that host is a jerk.

[aimike3]

100 people have laughed while watching Jay Leno.

[juankair1]

where is: 'Road House!'

[Gibbo451]

Lol I love Perters Laugh ;)

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

david letterman is about as entertaining and witty as a limp dick. god.

[umopapisdn42]

@AmonOfTheSahelijos

TRUE DAT

[Levardude4222]

oooooooooooooohh numba 2

[Levardude4222]

oooooooooooooohh

[seriallk]

"You know what really grinds my ears? People commenting on how small the dislike bar is and how it is like Justin Bieber's penis. Asking for a thumbs up because they agree with the video.............

Hey maybe I am not commenting on anything but at least I ain't spamming the whole page................And that is what American grinds my gears" - Peter Griffin

[bobbeteesanchez]

11th thing:

"And if you've got a problem with it, take it up with my butt. He's the only one who gives a crap!"

[PrinceOvKings]

what if you switch dick bush then you have bush dick lol

[XplicitRaps]

i dont think lettermen is a big peter griffin fan

[tht1nedude]

@Vraya I don't think that's what he meant

[TheParanoidAndroid1]

porn and cheeseburgers are possibly the only things i don't need to buy more...

[Vraya]

@TheParanoidAndroid1 How do you get ahold of free cheeseburgers?

[snoookie456]

lol at number 4...

[odRmdrill]

He should have said in no. 1 "The Bird is the word AWELLA BIRD BIRD BIRD"

[Gangstabob716]

@odRmdrill

i think this was before that episode came out lol

[MrWhitedeath999]

He forgot to say what the word was

[ChaoticDuoProduction]

Was this recorded with a toaster or a microwave?

[oxisme]

I though Peter didn't know what wings was.

[pokemonhugs]

aww i was hoping the first 1 was sufing bird

[MasterUltraBall]

lol

[kevslf1]

Wow David is more of a buzzkill than Buzz Killington

[DJLunasf]

@kevslf1 Que ZZZZZ.

[kevslf1]

@DJLunasf what?

[OMGisnipedU]

Dick Bush LMFAO

[Gool349]

i thaught number one was "Butt...Heeeeeheheheeeeeheeh"

[roflknife567]

But I love Wings!

[Jimenez9671]

Wtf I didn't even understand most of em

[Jez32uk]

'The' Family Guy? dunno that show , i know Family Guy...

[NataliaWeronikaD]

10, 07, 06, 02 are good, but the rest... i was disapointed by peter.

[ac34ifyify]

LEBRON TRAVELED.

[flybyboy77]

i love cheeseburgers and porn

[mcdrew364]

@flybyboy77 America does.

[spartansEL]

@flybyboy77 You my friend, are a true American...

[RebeccaAndresen]

this wasnt funny at all...

[Casarzino]

did Letterman write this?

[wiithepeople2]

Press 7

That's my reaction.

[burns83]

Laura bush killed a guy 

[haoliver1]

letterman is not really funny. hes just entertaining to watch

[hizzy9999]

press 3 really fast. "if george bush had a dick..."

[TheDSPsphinx]

least...funny... 3 minutes in family guy history...

[imv3ryhungry]

@TheDSPsphinx

It's not like anything from Family Guy is ever funny

[MetaIhead89]

@imv3ryhungry Family Guy used to be pretty funny tho

[justsum1ukno]

Letterman didn't really think the jokes were funny. Since griffin is copyrighted by mcfarlin it's kind of obvious this is his relatively pretentious style

[sUop99]

@TheTVproductions You wouldn't be laughing either if the Creator of Family Guy makes jokes about 9/11. Seth McFarlane made peter griffin tell 9/11 jokes on a cartoon late show. It is offensive to New Yorkers.

[TheXTVproductions]

Letterman is such a buzzkillington

[eayrs]

Looks like things David Letterman would want Peter Griffin to say to America.

[Nine3three]

Press 5 to have Peter blink at you!

[duryduty]

Do you have to be american to get this?

[csgrambauer]

@duryduty I know. I agree.

[MichaeIScott]

Letterman was a killjoy.

[JGretzer]

Not that funny...i guess thats why it comes from Letterman.

[jharrod123]

FYI, Crystal Bernard SHOULD be in playboy

[boredwill]

did they film this live?

[Dwml]

Laura Bush killed a guy.

... just thought you should all hear it again..

[bradalfk]

#2 was really funny XD

[MrAwesome1111]

was this recorded with a calculator

[TheGodKingOfMusic]

@MrAwesome1111 u got that comment from somewhere

[kitaarmes]

Dick Bush :)

[smoke16912]

Lettermam <---- t('.'t)

[Embelm12]

Like it, but I wish Letterman was out of the picture.

[anulburst]

They shouldve had 1 as 'you know what really grinds my gears? You America. Fuck you!'

[nebhuskers923]

everything except #4 he hated

[kingstobbes]

@NONAME5051 you guys don't know what wings is? I LOVE WINGS!

[TheOutlawSam]

i dont like family guy every episode would include the meme and i quote hey thats a great idea etc get new writers or cancel the show fox

[ihaveaxbow]

Okay I know I am certainly not the only one who looked this up

DID Mr, Belvedere sit on his nuts and faint?

[brrrrr12]

Letterman is a prick.

[keilxkey2255]

I HATE that stupid band leader...ugh, he is annoying

[matt036]

Why is David Letterman such an ass here?

[ihaveaxbow]

@matt036 because he hasnt gotten any ass in the past 6 months

[NONAME5051]

I thought peter didn't know what wings was. thumbs up if you know what im talking about.

[9875684]

Family Guy is for retards who enjoy plagiat

[SMBfan1981]

Its "Family Guy" not "The Family Guy"

[2fishfinder]

Tell it to my but, cause he's the only one who gives a crap.

[aarondirt]

@OMAI5 So what the majority of youtube comments say is always correct? Well, I guess there must really be a jewish conspiracy controlling our every action, republicans must be awesome, and charlie sheen really is winning.

If you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

[cangriman0101]

FUCK YOU DAVID LETTERMAN!

Old douchebag with no sense of humor!

[nmc1994]

Crystal Bernard is hot

[MrPeace2mind]

I think there were some heavy censorship from the network. Family Guy are more funny and direct in their humor.

[NottinghamForest22]

Randy Marsh > Peter Griffin

[vannykiss111]

OMG PETER GRIFFIN LIFE !! :D

[OMAI5]

Letterman is not funny, therefor whomever likes letterman has no sense of humor.

[aarondirt]

@OMAI5 you don't get deadpan, so you are not funny.

[OMAI5]

@aarondirt Scroll down and read how many people hate letterman and his "sense of humor"

[Antipopularization]

@OMAI5 That certainly explains why the show has been on for just under 20 years and has won numerous awards. Yeah, no one likes this show.

[OMAI5]

@Antipopularization Letterman, the show for those whom do not have a sense of humor. BORING! you want something good to watch, Conan.

[OxideSniper42]

David likes Jay Leno...

[WalkthroughSource]

penis.

[aKILLAfromAPK]

74 people blah blah blah

[drinny26]

Laura Bush killed a guy was actually pretty funny

[andybevill]

This is not worthy of Family Guy! TFS! Too Fucking Stupid!

[krazykittymatt]

I was waiting for him to say, "FUCK YOU!" lol

[WeAllHateJollyRodger]

south park's cartoon wars pretty much sums up how famiily guy is really low grade comedy

[LoveLiz97]

the guy looks really annoyed ,

[wreckedcobaltss]

am i the only one who went to yahoo and image searched Crystale Bernard? lol

[thatstaininyourdraws]

@wreckedcobaltss GOOGLE IMG but yeah same here

[saloontamoon]

its not The Family Guy it's Family guy, he sounds like an un hip old man when he says that

[Xmaggot93X]

Not gonna lie. A lot of these sucked.

[TravoJUiCE]

@Xmaggot93X

i see you are new to watching david lettermens tv show

[wannagoUSA]

@Xmaggot93X

That is because you are a little kid.

You dont get it.

Go watch spongebob

[Xmaggot93X]

@wannagoUSA I'm 21, thanks.

[boypisces12]

@wannagoUSA he is right a lot of them just weren't funny.

[lordroki755]

jay lino makes those 70 ppl laugh

[Joeasy88]

why is "Roadhouse" not on here...lol

[sexycheese666]

@Joeasy88 ikr xD

[Joeasy88]

@sexycheese666 finally someone understands me! lol

[watmoetikanderss]

thid is not funny

[sugarpsycho]

david is such a #%$@

[JLJ6HOMIE]

Umm wow haha u guys need 2 get a life. That was like 3 months ago, yet ur still tryin 2 make urselves look kwl. And yes it was an honest mistake, if any1 was offended I apologize.

[Valkodu]

@JLJ6HOMIE Oh boy, 3 months ago. You criticize a video 3 fucking /years/ old, and you get all pissy at people replying to a 3 /month/ old comment. Wow.

[DontFuckMeBro]

@Valkodu lmao

[saintgauden]

Hey, Porn and Cheeseburgers says it all. Let's get back to work.

[TheLarryhood]

stop trollin douchebags and suck sum dick

[cracktober]

Laura Bush actually DID kill a guy..

[arrogantprick101]

I'm no fan of Family Guy, but this was shit.

[Styxorcist]

This made Peter Griffin come off like a humourless whack job. Letterman's ability to stifle comedic ability astounds and shatters the conceptualization of any mere human.

[arrogantprick101]

@Styxorcist Comedic ability and Family Guy don't belong in the same sentence unless you're insulting the comedic ability of Seth McFarlane

[Styxorcist]

@arrogantprick101 Well of course comedic ability would refer to the artist and not the art. Seth has a way of placing this retard of a person Peter Griffin in some unusual situations that often can leave you at least chuckling. Through the establishment of that, the griffin being infamous for such things is almost synonymous with comedy.

You could do the most basic thing with the character and it would be hilarious, but Letterman succeeds at finding a way to prevent that from working.

[arrogantprick101]

@Styxorcist I've never found Peter Griffin's character to be funny in the least bit. However, I have yet to see any of the older episodes. Maybe those will be better.

[Styxorcist]

@arrogantprick101 To each his own I suppose. Peter Griffin per se isn't hilarious but the odd situations he finds himself in usually are. That's what made me develop a tolerance for him actually.

[arrogantprick101]

@Styxorcist Alright. There have been a few clips that I've seen that I've found somewhat humorous. The prom night dumpster baby one had me laughing for a while, actually, which is why I started to try and watch the show. I was pretty disappointed... But like you said, to each his own.

[dadafari]

JLj6HOMIE blames Letterman for this not being funny. Umm. Shut up?

The Mr Belvedere one was funny. The rest were bad to fucking awful.

[Nostro200]

Griffin chin looks like 2 testicles

[DJCrabCake]

This must be the least funny thing on YouTube.