The Fish Reads Episode #2: Fanwankery Storytime (works by myself and LunarSea1986)

[Crape101]

U sound like Steven Grasse...

[dominick92337]

The second story scared me. O.o

[ZenSephald]

you sound like someone with black hair

[Gamerdude4411]

I thought Pinky Pie was the murderer here O.O

[shrugo12]

FUCK YES SONIC MUSIC :D

[Maddhatter181]

O.O IS there more this is weird but these are well written xD but still a bit weird and O.O Intermission is Sonic boom really I haven't heard that song since i was like 5 lol

[MinecraftGH]

#1: ...Okaaaay....

Intermission: Why is there one?

#2: Wait, WTF?!

[modernstupidstuff]

DAT ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSS 8:48

[TheOfficialSchism]

Awesome.  Subscribing.

[TheDemonTV]

the fish eh? Albert fish ate children... true story.

[linzy123able]

Me and fluttershy screamed at the end, o btw wat happen to dashie

[Anonymous20789]

You should read full fan-fics. Episode 1 was good, but this video has two parts of two different fics... Why?

[BlacklistedFish]

@Anonymous20789

Um.

Because this is my channel and I decide what videos to upload.

[Anonymous20789]

@BlacklistedFish Can you imagine how dreadful youtube would be if everyone had that same attitude?

[BlacklistedFish]

@Anonymous20789

You mean if people were web slaves to their subscribers, never acting on their own, always having to cater to people's whims whilst ignoring anything that's fun or interesting to themselves?

Wow. Real hell hole we're living in, huh?

You strike me as someone who's baffled at the concept of a double feature.

[IntoxicatedKitteh]

@BlacklistedFish Thank you for kicking some serious ass.

[Zombienoobtuber]

i think im starting to like it....what in gods name O GOD WTF... "Spike! did you remember the pincers this time?" Just WTF am i-.....SPIKE DON'T DO--...........o god WHHYYY???!?!?!?!?.....wait.. the last part wasn't rainbow dash???......

[EliminatePro]

Meh. Do another Soren one. I like comparing how it holds up to the first ever Soren.

[Isitnotfair]

DAMN That was harsh on Fluttershy dont you think?

[DownWithTeamAvo]

I'm at the intermission. I here by forfeit any remaining childhood innocence I might have left in favor of watching the rest *un-pauses*

[zule10000]

a, er... fish you say

[Razer1103]

3:27 okay.. that's definitely enough, I think I still have most of my sane thoughts of the show in-tact...

You sir, are a creative man.

[Razer1103]

Why am I on the second one now? o.O

[thesonoftheatheist1]

wings up... And now wings back down.

[Moonlitwatersofaqua]

OH MY GOD! ______________________________­_____

[Adventrenoobs]

let me guess...

you used the intermission to repent?

[artemisandbandit4ev]

Wtf?!?!? What??? Twilight butchered Fluttershy??? Why????

[possiblespammer]

What lays at the end of the rainbow?

Rainbow Dash's plot =D

[estella253]

From how to boost in mw3 to this

[wolfrapter]

Lol I showed this to some of my friends on a livestream and the comments were so funny. XD

[22ROFLMFAO22]

Where do you get these stories?

[mightymattstudios]

5:08 :D FISH YOU DIRTY B4$T3RD

[SoulSmasher112]

I freakin' love Sonic CD. I sang through the whole song in sync. Anything else... Oh yes, HOLY SHIT, the 2nd story kinda, no, totally "mind-fucked" me.

[SquidgieKathie]

11:30 :|

11:50 D:?!?

[lwatt48]

I'm typing this on my iPod touch and I'm 10 (I saw this vid on iPod to) bronies are awesome LOL . Ps. I'm a little disturbed by this cause rainbow is my fav pony.

[pokerXxvictim]

EyurrBondahge? Dus that sowund like RainbowDash?

Eyup.  -Macintosh

[TheJediJeep]

The proper course of action now is not to respond. Hating will only make it worse.

[MorbidSlinky]

Watch Fallout: Eaqestria read by Scorch. It beats listening to this and furthering the arguments made by Parasprites.

[MorbidSlinky]

This my friends is not the example we want to be presenting to the public or at least on YouTube.

[evoldevildogs]

blacklistedfish is kick ass

awesome music

awesome pics

awesome hot ass steamy wet warm slippery sexy storyline and the occasional full metal jacket reference

listening to a guy read has never been so fun

subscribed

[eveTmtz821]

I know this is going to be stupid but was the first colt Soren? If that's how you spell his name.

[vossnowwolf]

HOLY SHIIIIIIT THAT'S EPICK AND JUST OMFG IT SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE PORN SCRIPT

[SuperFlameRing]

First one's sexy and the second one's scary.

Um, I guess I just stated the obvious. ^^; I am disappoint that nothing sexual happened at the end of the first one, though. :(

[xXPestidonXx]

Did she die??!!

[foxvolt]

Good stories - intermission, uhh... 3 minutes? ._. if i really wanted to see it that long i couldve paused it ._. ( i did ) ._.'

[EicPwnageTime]

What do u think? She died.

[applehorse123]

i love these vids but wat happens 2 fluttershy



[nekoqueen22]

i love your work

[bronyalliance1]

WATCH EPISODE ONE

[killedbigj]

WAHT THE FUCK

[disterio100]

There's no 14:25 O_o

[sckaterbean]

Boner.

[gagirl8357]

wheres the pr0nzs?

[rusharican]

your voice is so awsome it went in my head bounced in my brain and gave me a bad trip. nice job. @^@

[Archuleta55]

your really interesting to listen to :D

[epickill112]

what the fuck is this... why the hell am i watching this

[nothingIcandoforU23]

always make sure your headphone are plugged in O_O

[pvtread]

uhhhhh, idk, a name for this would be my little bondage, idk or my little wing boner lol

[Dantheman34862]

DOHOHOHOOOO...  Dat plot...

[Ittybittypurple]

Isnt spike that midget dragon

[itsnotgayina3way]

why the fuq do these videos exist ._.

[jorsekoira]

6:10 - 9:06 fapping break :D

[lordgun21]

OH MY F G

[44PinkyPie]

i dont know about you guys but the beginning was super scary

[goldthunder9]

6:10 - 9:06 awkward but close-up...

[FlinckShinesOn]

The last story (very entertaining) felt like a mix of Cupcakes, Molestia's "wincest" and some kind of maffia x)

[FlinckShinesOn]

aaaaand when does the intermission end XD? haha

[FlinckShinesOn]

I started to laugh at this at about 3:20 xD this is the most fucked up cloppingstory here...

[alleegasse123]

from fighter jets to pony porn WHAT THE FUCK

[Thiefenz]

that first one was all wrong:

Rainbow Dash is into Bondage/Immobilization.

[BlacklistedFish]

@Thiefenz

Who says she isn't into other things, as well?

I know what you're sayin', though. If we go by the show's canon, then she loves herself gettin' tied up.

Eyup.

[Thiefenz]

@BlacklistedFish :P

[Thiefenz]

@BlacklistedFish if we are going by canon, apparently eveyone else wants some rainbow tail, especially applejack

[BlacklistedFish]

@Thiefenz

Well, duh.

Everypony loves dat' mare.

[gaztroan131]

@BlacklistedFish I prefer Fluttershy.

[ZheubermAnce]

i survived to 3:25 then i got it THE ........... BOONER OF DOOOOOOOOOOM

[elmosfrikenworld123]

why the fuck did I just watch this before bed?!?!?!

[tagshadow1]

i'm going to have fucking nightmares

[hanamiyukisonicfans]

SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOOOM!

[thearcticfox101]

what am i seeing

[wratchit]

Damn She Kinkie. I Like It ^.^

[96robix]

THAT ASS

[videocritic2463]

Say what what? in the plot?

[ReyTheMysterioDKO]

Twilight Sparkle you will pay for what you have done to my love, AS I PRINCE BLAZE KEEPER OF THE BALANCE OF ALL WILL REVIVE YOUR TRUE SELF AGAIN!

[ReyTheMysterioDKO]

If you kill Fluttershy, you will not live for long.....

[ReyTheMysterioDKO]

Why Discord as a intro?

By the way, DO NOT, I REPEAT NOT, PLAY LUNA GAME!

[allthelovelyrabbits]

i thaught spike had a crush on rarity?

[TheDjgamer24]

@allthelovelyrabbits same here.

[Zilenan91]

If anyone sees this, watch : A Love of Books, it's like the first episode, but with twilight, and a pony which you know very well.... :D

[FIREFRO626]

Spike!

Nope, chuck testa

Who are you?

The Internet. FALCON PUNCH!

super effective

Fluttershy grab my hand

Rainbow.

[324randomdude]

where you the fish marked stallion looking at rainbowdash

[LunarSea1986]

@324randomdude

That was the intention.

[BlacklistedFish]

@LunarSea1986

Me so horny.

[LunarSea1986]

@BlacklistedFish

Me love you too much.

[BlacklistedFish]

@LunarSea1986

Pinkie too beaucoup!

10 bits!

[324randomdude]

@LunarSea1986 So what does that fish mean

[frostyguns55]

did any one els get a hard on when hearing this

[ubercase]

I love your voice

[Twili6]

I can't even laugh.

LAWL

[zeldafreak000]

you have no idea how i got here.....

[smashcooper]

@zeldafreak000 ZIP UP THOSE PANTS RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN?

[cheyennetheelf]

WHY WAS THERE INTERMISSION!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[elpadilla86]

Secret butt fun

[Thiefenz]

I am Laughing... SO MUCH right now

[Zdude3255]

You are one creepy, sadistic, little fuck after that 2nd story!

[DinokillerSithlord]

how the fuck did I get here >_>

[DeidaraIsHot154]

this is quite odd.... but I kinda like it :3

[magicka56]

i prefer it when you read clopfics

[FatalFlaw001]

make it less detailed with teh kissing

[FatalFlaw001]

no dont kill fluttershy oh and do moar! QUICKLEY

[BlacklistedFish]

@FatalFlaw001

*lights up cigarillo*

Let's get one thing straight, kid... I can't stomach anybody's shit- even if it's enough to fill the Atlantic.

*blows smoke in your face*

The way I see it, you're a bum. A wiseguy who ain't got the brains to bark out anything but orders.

My company Lt. in Korea was like you. Til' a Commie mine rearranged that sick lizard's guts. Didn't really have much to say when he's chokin' on a pound of Chinese shrapnel.

*Looks up at you*

Get outta my bar, punk.

[spencersdh1]

That character was great!!! You, Sir, ARE A LITERARY GENIUS!!!!

[Derpthegolddigger]

@BlacklistedFish im not gay. but please. first time i have seen this comment. i want you to have my babys. i would be proud.

[romanlegions]

@BlacklistedFish By the Dark Gods

I may be a guy, and I'm pretty confident about my own inner homosexuality (which is locked up in a void shield with the force of an angry sun), but I have to say, I want your babies!

If there is some sort of accursed chaotic ritual to recreate my own masculine form to bear the labors of pregnancy I shall do so. For your seed must be preserved if future generations could bear witness to your limitless wit!

[periisgay]

i liked the first one the second one was fuckin creepy but blacklistedfish is so funny

[Tigerlover1111]

....... Why do people make these horrible things when the 6 friends kill eachother or something??

[BlacklistedFish]

@Tigerlover1111

Because it clashes with the expected. People watch this show and say, "Hey, look! What a cute kid's program."

No one expects Rarity to be an assassin or to see Braeburn running people over in a wagon. I think there's a sort of macabre humor underscoring all of these grimdark fics. The image of these cute little creatures gutting each other like fish is something that is not expected; on the internet, the unexpected becomes the expected.

The whole damn world is Discorded.

[Spartn117MasterChief]

@BlacklistedFish True dat. Before I saw the internet with my own eyes, I thought the world was innocent... but hell was I wrong. This chiz... It's different... yet expected by the people who have seen this kind of thing. This World is definitely is Discord. Let me be burned in hell on an icy pick made by Hades if it isn't.

[MrLolstfunoob]

FIRST COMMENT! GO F!@# YOUR SELF IF YOU DISAGREE! :D

[RussellLawliet]

Please. Never, ever, ever do a Trixie voice ever again. Ever.

[BlacklistedFish]

@RussellLawliet

Again with the bloody Angles and their bluntness. Don't you fucking chavs have basic communication skills?

Buildup, my boy. Critique. Constructive criticism. Are these are foreign ideas to you feckless wankers?

[RussellLawliet]

@BlacklistedFish Fine, I accept that you were trying to perform at the highest standards that you could muster from your own mind, but at the very least, please try and either; a: Improve the voice for Trixie; b: Refrain from even using Trixie's voice at all; or C: Avoid fan/clopfics of any kind where you would need to imitate the voice of Trixie.

RussellLawliet

PS: I still love you, Fishie.

PPS: I'm not a chav.

PPPS: No need to call me a wanker.

PPPPS: Sorry about all these post scripts.

[BlacklistedFish]

@RussellLawliet

HOW DARE YOU RESPOND TO ME IN A DIGNIFIED MANNER, YOU BRITISH BASTARD.

Sorry, mate. Just having fun. My Trixie voice IS terrible (I think she's an arrogant cunt that should be thrown in a fire, but that's just me).

[RussellLawliet]

@BlacklistedFish I agree. Kill it with fire.

[Suzuhira1987]

More.

[Suzuhira1987]

intresting, very nice

[BlacklistedFish]

@LunarSea1986

I knew that it would be the ultimate orgasm of nostalgia and present fandom for you.

These stories were fun to read.

Interesting note: While looking for pictures for this project, I discovered a rather grim image of Fluttershy tied up with her wings chopped off, Twilight Sparkle holding them up in the air.

I shit you not, I wrote my story without even knowing about that image.

Fuck...there's an artist on the internet somewhere that's established a telepathic link with me.

[lynx1138]

My fetish for Dash has now grown to an all time high,*insert Tommy Wiseau accent* YOU ARE TEARING ME APART HERRFISHIE!

[LunarSea1986]

@lynx1138

I deed not clop to dis! Is not true, is bullshit! I deed not clop to dis, I deed NAHT.

...oh hai Dash! (drops trousers)

[BlacklistedFish]

@LunarSea1986

Dash: I used to know a mare. She had a dozen colts... One of them found out about it; beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Manehatten Avenue.

Spike: HA HA HA. What a story, Dash.

[MrLolstfunoob]

take that plot, and RAM IT UP YOUR........oh wait,wait,wait a mo......

[BlacklistedFish]

@MrLolstfunoob

I had a plot once. I had to use my hoes before anything could grow, though.

[MrLolstfunoob]

@BlacklistedFish is episode three gonna include more of twilight and spike doing whatever the hell they're doing? cuz aside from the rainbow dash parody ,that is as interesting if not more. not for the sexuality but for a actual explanation on wtf is going on XD

[BlacklistedFish]

@MrLolstfunoob

I don't know, dude. I never thought about extending that story into a series...

Yet.

I already have character outlines.

Twilight and Spike: serial killers hell bent on personal revenge.

Fluttershy: Loving neighborhood doctor and physician.

Rarity: The slimy, vain politician with a penchant for melodramatics.

Dash and Applejack: Notorious bounty hunter and grizzled veteran of the PVPD, respectively.

Pinkie Pie: Streetwalker.

[MrLolstfunoob]

@BlacklistedFish hmmmm , well it certainly sounds interesting, but i suppose it's what you do with the characters is what really matters, hm.

[Liamcraft1221]

Whens The New Video? Guhahwaawawaw 2 WEEKS

[BlacklistedFish]

@Liamcraft1221

Get ready for a surprise!

[Liamcraft1221]

@BlacklistedFish ʸᵃʸ﹗

[justhammond3]

lol u got a good speaking voice