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  • Grifin's penis at 0:04

  • I really want to get a green Tobuscus shirt and heely's and if I go to Vidcon, I would where them XD

  • @Joeygoncrazy then I'll get black!

  • You need to make TOBUSCUS memory foam pillows with safety torches on them.

  • AAAAWWWWW God Damn you Toby!!! I want all the colours.... Damn... I don't know what colour to get!!

  • Hmmmmm... should I buy a black, or yellow hoodie?

  • @torpedogamers2 dude get like grey or blue if not get blak cuz yellow to bright

  • Toby can u make an Video where u Speak Only German ??? Ore is your German so bad like my English ?

  • If you use my "Hacking Button" you might be able to Hack your own cereal box ;) But too bad it's just a video on my channel. (Your meant to go watch it)

  • Toby, i have an IDEA make a hoodie buscus (tobuscus hoodie buddy) i would buy one

  • Tobuscus or Toby whatever you want to be called I'm like your biggest fan I've seen all your videos and I really really really want one. If I could get one of those fluffy green clouds it would be so AWESOME. And you should have a black sweatshirt saying "Safety Torch" with a torch under it that would be sweet you can send me a email me my email is dorian.smith00@yahoo.com. Thanks

  • I WANT A HOODIE PLEAS TOBY BIG BIG BIG FAN

  • i want one

  • Pi pie.

  • theres now green hoodies:(

  • I WANT A HOODIE TOBYY PLEEEEASE HUGEEEE FAN

  • How do you get the slap bras-lets free

  • why no zip hoodies in eu store

  • There's no green zip hoodies left :(

  • SOL!

  • Do you et a free slap bracelet??

  • @TobyTurner I live in the UK and really want one of the hoody's, but they don't sell them off the EU site can I still order the hoody off the US site and get it delivered to the UK. Thanks I love your videos :D

  • I ordered a black zip hoodie 8/12/2011 and I havent gotten it yet, even though the money has been tranfered a long time ago!! :( I live in Denmark and I know there is delivery and so on, but really? I want to wear that on christmas eve. :(

  • @steamyrobotlove he probably makes 500,000 a year with YouTube. After taxes and stuff.

  • if your neighbors hate you then you should give them Christmas coal

  • I WANT ONE

  • Why is there no green zip hoodies? :(

  • @HellomynameisN i think its called mermaid green. and im not sure if thats the same one he's wearing in this video because the one online looks a bit lighter. im weary of buying the green one online ;/

  • @GPrMike03 I just brought one and 2 shirts one for my friend for his b day/xmas! :D Tobuscus FOREVER!!!!!

  • @GPrMike03 in this video hes wearing the green one

  • Wait so do you get a free slap bracelet if you buy a hoodie

  • Damn Toby, you have a house in L.A. and a backyard that big?! ... HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE NAO?!?!

  • I ordered my hoodie on sunday december 9th, when should I be expecting it?

  • will you marry me coolbuscus ?

  • Hoodies must have but 40 dollars?!?!????!!

  • if i was toby's neighbor i would hear him scream GOD DANGIT and i would scream back TOBY... I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

  • I actually sneezed during this video. Literally 10 seconds before he said "Bless your face." My life is complete.

  • Toby Your Awesome!!!

  • @TobyTurner Do you live in maryland If so were. Btw green is like the best color for the sweat shirt cus when I think of green I think of tobuscus. Cans I have a seat shirt cus I have swagg but I'm white so like never mind but peace off

  • @invisiblepanda1 He lives in California

  • i live in canada its my 10th birthday can toby send me a birthday Tobuscus send me a message if i can

  • If I post a video response of epic awesomeness, would I be able to swing you to send a tobuscus hoodie for my cold winter in Canada?

  • I want a black zip hoodie if your offering

  • @xXSonicXBenXx maryland

  • i love u tobyyy i want to meet u but i live far away so i want to videochat u!!!!

  • @iSwimification were does he live

  • @iSwimification were does he live

  • I WANT A ZIP UP HOODIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XX

  • This video eats poo.

  • @Wrecking94

    Roses Are Red,

    Violets Are Blue,

    Poems Are Boring And Gay,

    And So Are You :3

  • Oh MY JEEBUS! :3 I WANNA CLICK THE LINKY THING TO BUY A HOODY! but it isnt working..

  • Hey toby i was thinking if you can sell shirts in stores like hot topic? Like a limited edition shirt? THUMBS UP SO HE CAN SEE !!

  • Make a black hoodie

  • The end just made my day xD

  • I would SOOOO get one of those hoodies OAO but sadly I'm not allowed to buy things online :(

  • Aaawwhhh man, I want one of your t-shirts or a hoodie SO bad. It would actually make my life, DAMN YOU POORNESS!>_<

  • boooooooop

  • ah...i would deffinately like a hoodie...*heard the price...* ah...cant afford it DX but...its...so...amazingly awesome~! D: gah...CHRISTMAS LIST~! >XD ahahaha...if i cant afford it, might as well ask my relatives to buy it for me :3 aah that sounded so sad...but ah well

  • Black one

  • You should make a pair of shoes for tweak.com

  • Ah...cant buy them yet. Bummer!

  • I demand tobuscus panties. 

  • how do I buy one :D

  • Gimmee a black one to wear over my new red nugget in a biscuit shirt. Ooh yeah. For my birthday -3:)

  • Slenderman found Steve Jobs, and now has spread himself through the new iPhones.

  • Green

  • GREEN PLEASE PLEASE!

  • I bought a poster! Where's my bracelet?

  • BLACKKKK HOODIE!

  • OH NO!! Channel 7 News is stalking Toby! I knew you could see his sexiness from 10 miles above!

  • i want a green hoodie!

  • I WANT A BLACK HOODIE --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • The end made it!

    Me wanna black hooodie!

  • I want a black hoodie! =D

  • LMAO! there gonna shoot me. Haha Toby. -33

  • ill have a green one :D

    (size large)

  • FUCK YOU'RE GAY AND YOUR VIDEOS ARE SHIT.

  • @Wrecking94 U MAD at Toby cause hes so popular lololol failure!@# douche

  • @Wrecking94 That's a fail...thats a troll noob FAIL!

  • @Wrecking94 stfu

  • You must sell the hoodies!

    I would buy a poster just to get a slap bracelet!

    and you should totally wear a TOBUSCUS t-shirt while wearing a TOBUSCUS hoodie! It would be natural. 

  • @Wrecking94 dude stfu toby is awesome and even if that is your opinion, keep it to yourself, its not cool to go posting shit on the internet about people

  • so much 'buscus :D -3!

  • toby im confused do buy the zip hoodies from your spreadshrit or somthin else?

  • Poor griffin now he has to run around naked, but he is still cute :)

  • Toby ill give u 40 dollara just tell me what to do

  • Woah wrecking94 nock it off man calmdown

  • :D TOBY YOUR MY HERO

  • I'd want a sweat shirt, but $40? bye bye savings!

  • YOUR VIDEOS ARE SHIT AND YOU'VE PROBABLY TAKEN MANY DICKS IN YOUR LIFETIME.

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  • I freaken LOVES me slap bracelets and sip jackets. i also needs me a shirt :( I need me some 'buscus stuff. ANYWAY thank for being you! :D hope you has a good day ^-^

  • I'd LOVE a slap on braclet and hoodie :D it like the green hoodie <3

    i NEEDS it... xD my poor mum wont hear mt shut up about it till i get one ;P

  • TOBY IN A HOTTOB LAZYVLOG? :O y do u tease us D;

  • My life would be complete if I lived next to Tobuscus,

  • @Musicwizard13 That would be hilarious. You would hear random things like "AHH SOL!" :P

  • @Musicwizard13 WE DO! 

  • I NEED A HOODY

    toby

  • OM NOM I WANT THE GREEN HOODIE!!!!

  • @Wrecking94 shut it

  • I like the green one a lot

  • BLACK!!!

    

  • now there has to be some tobuscus sunglasses somewhere!

  • i want a green hoodie!

  • I want a green hoodie! I don't think I can live without one.

  • GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

  • Tobuscus hoodie? I'm in!

  • @theotherlittlelamb there on a website i would tell u but i forgot soz or u could put in on goolgle tobuscus zipped hoodies and it shoold come upp wiv it

  • @wrecking94 shut up i will kill u if u say that im jokning ill troll u

  • DON'T SHOOT THE BUSCUS!!!

  • You're so shit and gay. Queer fuck.

  • @Wrecking94 kill the troll. kill it with fire. and.... deathness.

  • "They're Gunna shoot me" lol and those are tawesome tobuscus sweaters I want one so badrwy

  • Looks like my dog after his hair cut. Lol

    

  • @CottonMickey I'm not really judging, just seemed like it. I'm not picking on him, I just sayin. I know the difference btween ADD and ADHD, so no need to be trollin about that. If he does have ADD or ADHD, I would watch every video to see how random he was. I only usually watch the ones that have a cool thumbnail or title. Don't hate me for that.

  • lmao I actually love the hoodie idea.

  • BOOP! BOOP!

    Hehe. They're gonna shoot me.

  • I can't find where to order the hoodies from :( could someone please send me a link or just let me know :):)

  • OMG Black Hoody

  • Toby looks hot in sunglasses LOL

  • can we oreder them from hot topic?

  • can i have a hoodie please one that say bless your face

  • WHATT TOBY I BOUGHT A POSTER AS SOON AS THEY CAME OUT and now no slap bracelet:(

  • i have seen someone at my school with a TOBUSCUS sweatshirt

  • Toby, me myself and i have voted... you, must, stock up and sell Tobuscus sweatpants!

  • Toby, GO FULL OUT TOBUSCUS! Oh and I also I live around an hour or two away from u so yeah that's pretty cool-

    *TWANSITION*

    And u should send me a jacket or a t-shirt so I can have a tobuscus shirt under a tobuscus jacket and yeah the would also be awesome!

    BOOOOP!

  • dude, wear tobuscus everything!!

  • Plus, Toby, do you be any chance have ADHD? I do and people are saying that I'm like you. Very random and loud, so I guess you do. Do you? Just wondering.

  • @Coops4tw weeeell, not everyone who are loud and random have ADHD. I mean, I have ADHD, and I'm very random and loud, but my best friends are all very very random and loud at times and I don't think any of the rest of them have ADHD. So don't be judgin'. I think he has ADD, but that's not the point.

    And don't tell me there's no difference, because that pisses me off.

    Thanks.

    :)

  • Toby, do you ship to UK? I really want a tee-shirt of darkness and redness and whiteness and a zippy hoodie of darkness. Please ship to UK and convert dollars to pounds so I can buy one. Please?

  • I want one :) I would totally love you forever if I got one :)

  • I WANT ONE :D

  • you spent 80 dollars!

  • :( i wish i had my own credit card. OH MY Gosh. The ppl at my school dont even KNOW what YOUTUBE is!!! İ try to explain it in english. But they dont understand english. ( and i dont understand their language, so passing the grade is really hard) Then i tried to explain TOBUSCUS to them, THEY STİLL DİDNT UnDERSTAND!!! Thats when i walked away and try to stay away from them.

  • Must haz black one to 'cause members of the elderly to feint

  • I should get a hoodie just cause my name is tito.

  • I'll by the hoodie you have on for double :D

  • yes you should

  • i want a green one. but if i can have a black one i want that too.

  • hey toby can you say hi to my sis she loves u and so do i but not the homo way

  • I signed up for netflix but I hope it works.. some complications occurred and I ended up signing up under my previous address / : so I'll buy a poster to make sure I get slap bracelet. HURRAY FOR $30 SLAP BRACELETS!!

  • I WANT A HOODIE!!!!

  • Guess what I am getting on my pay day :D

  • green hoodie!!!

    or black... I JUST WANT ONE !! :)

  • Dam it toby stop confusing me!!!!!!!!!

  • I think i we should be able to "entertowinafreehoodie" :-)

  • I love the green.. I want one of the green zip up hoodies...

  • The awkward moment when your intro to darkness is actually redness…

  • best sell out ever......

  • I WANTZ TEH GREEN!

  • So we get the hoodies on the same site as the posters? When are they coming out so we may buy them?

  • @TheKyleecow theyre out today :D

  • thumbs up if you tried sneezing after he said he'll bless you.

  • "hey dont no wht im talking about, but im gonna end it BOOOPP! BOOP! haha theyre gonna shoot me. (serous face) XD

  • But I already ordered and now own a signed poster of Darkness than Redness than Whiteness...D: No slap bracelet for me?

  • Awwww man i would rock dat green hoody.

  • Getting....one......

  • Toby Tobuscus Turner... (Triple T) You make me laugh every single day. That's all. :)

  • Awesome job Toby!!!!

  • I would love one of your hoodies toby! keep up the awesome work bro!

  • black hoodie please Mr. Buscus :D

  • ...i love toby he is the best

  • Green hoodie. Cuz it's just sexy.

  • Epic shadow Saturday!! Black shirt and hooded!!

  • I'm buying a hoodie and shirt for me and my bro who introduced me to the awesome world of Toby. Keep making ppl laugh! XD

  • I've been noticing every video that when Toby does the intro or outro he looks for something bright white like the sun or a light. Thumbs up if you also noticed this.

  • I want a hoodie black one please

  • i want to marry you and wear a tobuscus wedding dress... like if you do to!!!!!!

  • I'd like a green hoodie.. please.

  • i love how he had the sunglasses on then when he went outside he had them off

  • Your looking hot with them shades ;)

  • I want a hoodie D:

    I want a green one so I know I'll be wearing Toby every day :D

    I love you Toby!

  • nice video responses lmao