Jurassic Park: Trespasser, Chapter 2 Part 1

[PeachAndYoshifan1000]

0.0, this is gonna give me nightmares. 0:10

[jeffskid96]

what system is this for?

[UltimaZimfanatic]

that girls got some biiiiiiiiiiiiig boobs :)

[diggideimer]

1:17 nothing but G-Thang

[JacksVideosproductio]

3:48 to 3:53-Anne wants some raptor ass. Raptor turns the tides and gives Anne a her gift. Raptor, "Time for your prize, yeah your prize!"

[Praylv]

2:18 hahaha xD, the sound when you poke it with that stick is hilarious :D

[Isaiah6517]

that arm has a life of its own...

[ryder2341]

when she jumps she sounds like Jade from BG&E

[CptFoxMcCloud]

I never laughed so hard this was AWESOME. Abra Kadabra! LOL @7:27 "LET'S PLAY VOLLEYBALL DINOSAUR!!!"

[lildread1]

yea that raptor got a good spanking.

[Eiskrieger60]

AVADA KEDAVRA >:D

[lyj41]

sounds like big boobed bitch getting raped by a raptor

[juustohoyla]

I love how the triceratops doesn't seem to care that it's being shot at repeatedly from a point blank range with a FUCKING SHOTGUN but decided to go all apeshit after you threw a basketball at it's face

[Tait011]

Didnt seem wise to slap a stegosaurus in the face with a 2x4, but you got away with it D:!!

[Dastsx]

04:05 GENIUS!god i never laughed so loud

[asusp3v4x]

THAT'S THE CHARACTER ... a pair of boobs with an ARM HOLY SHIT XD !!!!! AWESOME MAN ...

[supafly345]

yes Yes YES YES YES

[HALFLIFE66]

were do u get trespasser?

[swordofkings128]

I love the steg's face, it like it's saying "I am not amused!" then you shoot it. :D

[CALAdmin88]

1:20 is badass

[GarretKnight]

2:21 lmao

[sw5451]

The body parts are there and very much like

GTA IV's body dynamics (besides balance when getting punched or hit by a car) she does have body parts, there just isn't a model nor a texture so its invisible.

[ferbobian]

LMFAO!!!! Dude your videos fucking kick ass!

[SerbiaMaNiAC]

ROFL at 2:10

You started chasing that dinosaur with a small stick.

[Toghebon]

The perfect woman :) hahah

[Darkslayne]

What the hell... how did this ever get released? lol

[Vetteman4691]

4:08 i loled so hard

[Terramax]

haha, yeah, bitchslap that dino to death!

[FatCaterpillar11]

Brilliant.

[driftracerr34]

abra kadabra

lol!!!!!

[Matster196]

1:20 - 1:22 is so funny!

[madddin90]

i love the basketball-on-triceratops scene :D

[potatoface13]

crap shooting tehe

[steeloscarman]

2:40 thats how we do it in the hood bitch

[NeXuZtheKrystal]

is this game for pc?

[9ve]

no its for the ps3

[Jakerno]

Best part is the slapping, BEST! At 4:04

[killereddy]

the stegasaurus is thinking:

"STOP POKING ME!!"

[DayDark87]

This brings back memories, damn I can't believe you actually killed that raptor with the stick!

[chiron1100]

this game doesnt work on my computer for some reason which is really upseting

[gamerman001]

i have trespasser and iv never seen the raptors jump before

[EEQUALSIDONTCARE]

It's a mod file. Seeing that your comment is 5 months old, you probably found out by now but just in case you didn't.

[chiron1100]

what do you mean its a mod file

my dad said my computer is too advanced or somthing

[EEQUALSIDONTCARE]

Programmers made updates and patches to the game shortly afterwards to fix some problems and add content such as jumping raptors.

[input14output]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­Dd perfect woman xDD

[NightwishaL]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDD iam dead of laughing xDDD

[GtaXbf2]

LOL look at 1:21 XD!

[passwordman165]

friggin a 3:02 you raped it with a stick just lookat his face when he land XD

[chiron1100]

3:50 rape

[Matster196]

ya!

[passwordman165]

2:12 super poke of doom!

[Bumblepus]

thank god for utorrent :) so now im downloading it

thanks lord for making the creator of u torrent

[rj1982ii]

Oh yeah you can still win it while it's eating you. Nice move you throw the gun up there. Why didn't you just throw the raptor you just killed. Nice move on the Triceratops. Suprised it didn't get you in fact was cheering for it.

[elasolezito]

ok i will say the truth i found this game fun (seriously) but dude some scenes like 1:20, it is like a gangster

[odoyle1rules]

Way to pistol whip a raptor.

I disagree with the perfect women thing, she needs two hands to make you a sandwhich.

[TheImmortalNerd]

Agreed lol

[naruzard959]

Woah...weird...

[facefull2]

that was weird

[oipsd]

doesnt the person who says abra cadabra sounds like an idiot?

[DustinGunn]

doesn't the person sounds like an idiot?!

[shadowtomb1]

wat

[Tait011]

@oipsd

..You mean John Hammond or w/e, the MAIN scientist / biologist from the original Jurassic Park who re created this dinos? ...Yes, he must be a complete 'idiot'....

[flamed112]

haha "cmon mister gimme my ball back" taht was funny!

[chrislop17]

The raptor was biting the girl's tit on 3:37

[RdTrler]

Such interactivity. You can grab parts of a barrel the aiming is fairly nice, and you can melee with it too...

...But does meleeing actualy do any damage?

Where can you download this?

[hollitz]

half life 2 stole from jurassic park game!

[haugaarden27]

how do u do that with 3. person?

[toggsuk]

I love the gangsta style execution on the first dino lol

[DigitalSeraph]

AHAHAHA OH GOD This is hilarious lmfao. trying to bludgeon the dinosaurs with a poking stick haha and the basketball being thrown and caught...

[yanyan0720]

laber ta bertis amania japasyl samahan uwi means verlociraptors hate the paraparazis!

[Ginteru]

The AI SUCKS

[crazysheep124]

it looked liked u hit the velociraptor in the balls with that stick at 2:58

[Ginteru]

A baseball bat maybe?

[Ginteru]

WHOOPS, didn't watch the whole video, sorry

[generaltotsy]

lol pokin the stegasaurus

[TheDavidMartin]

Hilarious. Thank you for this. I love(d) this game. I'm glad I can just watch video of others playing instead of spending inordinate amounts of time re-playing all the levels on my own.

[TheKidJackass]

pistol whippin a dinosaur lol

[ARealHulkamaniac]

You Sir are a genius(I think thats how its spelled)

[boomcity312]

LMFAO i'm in tears with in the first 25 seconds.

[Hibruno]

is the graphic in this game good?

[cyborgtroy]

Not by modern standards. Not at all.

[pitmaster75]

ok thanks

[pitmaster75]

does anyone know what to do in this game iv never heard of it

[DustinGunn]

you have to get to da choppa

[gondule]

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!!!!!!!

[GAF1987]

wot da hell r u?

[mawoh]

"Floating boobs and an arm - the perfect woman" ... lol

[tobiashawk8]

giving a raptor a masage?

[annibell07]

lol floating raptors.... random ass game i hope they remake it.

[Acclaim99]

hilarious

[Sanderniet]

it's the voice of mini driver, who also played opposite matt damon in good will hunting.

what kind of island has guns laying around everywhere (besides north america)?

[coolscape6]

ingen corp. went there to capture dino's and got eaten! hahahahahahaha! oohh sorry.

[CAIRO0981]

best game ever!

[agesofstorms]

* i can still win this....bastard!* haha

[Gamespeedruns]

this perfect woman needs a pussy :P

[therandygoat]

Hehe this truly is a game about throwing rocks and aiming guns =D Love it.

[luapduape]

feckin funny

[Zweno]

yes, they really should make a new part. when i played this 8 or 9 years back, it was totally awesome, although i had massive problems with the physic engine (which was actually the first physic engine EVER!). And i also liked the cinematic style, e.g. that you didn't have a HUD or that you often heard the notes of this scientist. All in all, this game was really refreshing and it made me tart to like FPS (beside Half Life!!!). MAKE A NEW PART!!!

[DustinGunn]

I'd give my floating rubber right arm for a Trespasser sequel

[ScarletSnake]

they should make a new trespasser game. With improved graphics, AI and physics. And you'd get to play with Jeff Goldblum's character... Would be awesome.

[Cottonballs0000]

Someone wishing they could play as Jeff Goldblum. FIRST TIME for everything... What would that even sound like? Him doing voice over and saying, "Ow"?

[KoolDudester]

awesome video

[Khanstant]

3rd person is the greatest thing ever

[Kijiro]

Quit slapping the stego with that stick!

[Zweno]

lol! that reminds me of cartman in southpark!

[wiltsu]

why they didnt finish this game S:S:S:S

[CobraVegeta]

ROFLBOMB! she capped a raptor omg!!

did the Stego poop in the house? why are you beating it with a stick? bad dog!! gotta aim carefully to hit that walnut sized brain, lol then u throw the gun at it lmao and hit it again?! lol slap the raptor omg, this is just too much

[michael5000kings]

i will never know how she gonna get out???

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

I know how!!!

[linkmister]

when a mosquito sucks the blood of a dinosaur it turns into amber

girl:AHHHHHHH die mosquito die

[gamerlayne]

u moron. when a mosquito sucks the blood of a dinosaur, lands on a tree and gets covered in sap, and stays preserved for millions of years, it becomes amber.

[CobraVegeta]

lol remember that came from a movie ^^

[jpgeniusfromISLAZACH]

When the raptor was growling and the woman was grunting, it sounded like they were having sex

[sockkid123]

when you got this game, how long did you stare at your new boobies?

[BreakingStuff]

LOL! FLOATIN BOOBS ALL THE WAY!

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

Don't get your hopes up. Judgeing by her hand she is married.

[Thampje]

i think it's a turok..? or tomb raider or sumthin

[DustinGunn]

Are you fucking serious?

[Thampje]

ye? wich game is this?

[liberate98]

the title of this movie is the name of the game ...

Trespasser genius

[Gypsy5050]

Lol the glitch the arm

[devan14smith]

wut game is this?

[DustinGunn]

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrr

[highonsunday]

OMG LOOOOOOOOL, that's amazing. "Woo!" when you dropped the chair leg onto the stegosaurus's head I seriously just lost it. "Abra Kadabra!" omg lol will you marry me

[CaptainCangaroo]

HAHAHHA SO GREAT

[narutoscape]

its this for the wii bc it looks like it is

[Drummerjoni]

The perfect women! Haha, this is to much man = D

[mottledbrushman]

How the fuck did this even get marketed!?

[ultramudvayne]

pistol whip that raptor!

[sakura666666]

The Dino Stole Your Ball XD

[DustinGunn]

That shits tits from a dick, mick

[Zodiac307]

And throwing the Revolver just to get some stupid box down! That sucks fuck from a duck!

[Stramgod]

leave that poor dinosaur alone

[RoyalKnightVI]

yes you are going to get Hell from PETA!

[Zodiac307]

Yeah, I mean FUCK! The Stegosaurus didn't even want anything to do with you, ball sucker! And using that Revolver Pistol on a chair?! That sucks fuck from a duck! Ass fuck, that is!

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

Who are you? Satan? That inoccent Stegosaurus was just a harmless plant eater you B%^&*!!!!!!!!

[CobraVegeta]

not really, any animal can be aggressive towards others ^^

[Calliber50]

Haha, beating the stego with a chair leg. Classic.

[RenegadeC]

Best game ever, playing it now.

[Zodiac307]

Forget the stupid box, dude.

[DustinGunn]

The 3rd person mode is a cheat, so you aren't going to be able to tell how complete the body is.

[embryo2]

an arm boobs where the hell is the body is this a glitch or were the producers to lazy to create the rest?

[DustinGunn]

"Well gee, you watched all the videos then."

What? I had to watch them while editing them, yeah... You can call me an asshole but I don't know what the smiley face is for. That's totally uncalled for!

[jovantheun1337]

Well gee, you watched all the videos then. I guess his "startling stupidity" isn't that bad, just bad enough for you to be an asshole for no reason. :)

[jovantheun1337]

That comment was really uncalled for.

Anyways, these videos are pretty amusing, I've rewatched them a few times now. :)

[DustinGunn]

Not uncalled for when you consider he commented on all the videos with really stupid things to say

[Przecinek]

Lol, he's right you're an asshole, and you can see it from a mile when reading your comments.

[DustinGunn]

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS BEING THE

[DustinGunn]

You're kind of amusing, but you're not as amusing as Trespasser. Perhaps you should distance yourself from it so as to make your startling stupidity seem funnier.

[Komoia2]

Wtf? floating arms? What game is this?

[dead82]

you want to tell me that the maker of the game didnt make full body? this game SUCK SUCK SUCK!

you need to trow this game in fire

[DustinGunn]

It's a first person shooter. The only way I got to see the arm and boobs like that was with a mod. Many FPSes like that don't render your full body. HL2 doesn't render a body at all, infact.

[DonZabu]

if someone amde a better looking, less buggy, less cubersome version, i'd buy it.

[t091]

spank that raptors ass

[DonZabu]

XD!!! That was so hillarious!!

[embarg0]

man i want this game!hilarious

[DustinGunn]

I love playing this game, I don't dread it.

[LeonUzuki]

LOL!!! Bitch slap that raptor! XD

[LeonUzuki]

LOL! "Floating boobs and an arm, a perfect woman" XD If you dread playing this game so much, then why do you play it? XD

[jtno2]

YAAAH!! A disembodied arm!