How to get 1 MILLION VIEWS on your YouTube Channel!

[JohnnyKs0]

0:47 Dino Yacht Club!!! Hahaha

[RedPandaStreak]

SPAZZ#%!#"¤ POLKA! <3

[KaspersGamertag]

I am so utterly confused right now

[ogden880]

too bad this did not get over 1 million views

[siridavidsen]

How to make 1 million views: Do a video about memes

[Digger818]

A Farting Poop, real chicken-egg senario there Shrimp Pistoleros. Always the philosphicizers.

[rabbits4ever1]

I made a video about a golden balloon

[Whiplash557]

This is the best video ever put up on youtube

[Apiaanilol]

Maybe someday someone will make a video about kittens

[Ezullof]

Looking that I wonder if I ever been 5 years old.

[Kunsumepanchi]

my 5 year old little sister started dancing when the 5yearolds stuff came on -.-

[PaperFlare]

@Kunsumepanchi GREAT SUCCESS?

[Thejozze666]

HAHAHAH xD looove you guys!

[Carpediem72398]

lol people who disliked this can't take a joke.

[Erduk]

It's also ironic that your tip is to reach a broad audience, but then the sentence after is you targeting a narrow demographic. "Rule # 1: Reach out to a broad audience! This one goes out to all the 5-year-olds!"

[Erduk]

Sadly, this video seems like it is directed more towards this generations 8 year olds.

[CoDyscoobie]

the title is just tit milk.... love it

[efdefdefd1]

You just made me feel like a 5-year-old kid again!

[Hegue3]

my six year old brother came up to me and asked to replay it

[LukasAreSuperman]

What did I just watched?

[MrMrLemons]

My five year old loves this video!

[Krisztian5HUN]

OMG Mindfuck!

[blaiddFab2]

Whats wrong with my name, Farty Macpenispoop?

[TheCulturalBomb]

I now feel really, really, REALLY violated.

[DedMc]

Just gonna lowball this one I take it?

[UpZum]

What did I just watch?

[br00talKidHxC]

SO MUCH CANCER

[chiter2012]

i now how !

do barell roll 1!!1!1!!1

[dwikskate]

you only have 1 video with 1 milion views,

[PistolShrimps]

@dwikskate We have 7 videos with over 1 million views.

[MAXPLOSIVE]

@PistolShrimps New video soon? D;

[jaz4157]

@PistolShrimps yes, but I would probably account for a large percentage of that :P

[tinbooby]

@PistolShrimps and you deserve way more views! You guys need to get other people to see your stuff because you guys have the potential to become #1!

[JohnisGeorge]

@PistolShrimps and one with 10 million views :)

[Sakkawokkkie]

@dwikskate hahahaha owned

[Celeborth]

@dwikskate Noob!!

[kimbourq]

Havent hit 1million views yet

[KingCaptian]

just name your video FREE PORN

[7Anubisss]

*braindead* 

[MrGameDoodler]

haha, well, um........ okay?

[AwesomeSauceGamers]

I is 12 and I think u is the funniest youtubers EVER!!!:)

[Halofanbiggest]

@Pyx3lVlogsPlus No this is shit 1:10

[Festerjones]

Farty McPenispoop approved!

[monolopho10]

If this video shows you how to get million views on your videos,then why this video have 72,000 views?

[JerryCurlify]

sub me now

[isbrorer]

hey come and watch my channel i just have 33 videos i make lfd2 walktrough videos

[Unohdettu2]

is it me or is this video quite random?

[stargleekminion]

@Unohdettu2 It's the Pistol Shrimps. It would be weird if the video WASN'T random. :P

[biggles1111]

The irony that this video don't have a million views....

[ujwalben10]

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[thomastristan59]

This doesn't help.

[CrazyToastMan]

why is how to get hard related to this?

[BRATEKPOLSKI]

The farting poop is now my idol .....

[Ninjastyle124]

... Amazing...

[jordierox3]

best... video... EVER!!! and is it sad that i like this video so much despite me being 13?

[EthanCookTV]

...and they don't have a million views...haha jk LOVE THIS VIDEO

[Kaaxe]

well the fart effect wasn't half bad

[ninjacheesecake1]

@Narwhal27 @shacks95 @TheMoronLabs15 @WTFlagnobb thumbs up if ur five and u dont know wtf wth means and u dont know wth those usernames are supposed to imply *i feel crowded*

[Narwhal27]

ok?

[summy8462]

CANT STOP LAUGHING

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randomkid602055]

how to make 1million views: make a video that says 1million views

[Jallenator]

I'm 5... what is this?

[WTFlagnobb]

the real question is how to press that annotation at the end

[kevin1301000]

! got 1000 views so far, so...

[nachocheeze98]

wtf did I just watch

[nonaseagreen]

These guys are such great influences on America's youth!

[HenrikNeslow]

Kommer dere til å lage flere episoder med ''YouTube Science''?

[senbonzakuratenshou]

If you guys did a how i met your mother spoof, i would my it my personal life goal to get you guys 3 million subscribers. (1 million channel views? Aim higher. HIGHER)

[TXIIILightAgent1994]

I had 1 million views on my channel...

But then Youtube deleted it!

All my AMVs... lost! *sobs*

Guess I need more Kittens :)

[Kovven]

@TXIIILightAgent1994 Pics or it dident happen! ;)

[TXIIILightAgent1994]

@Kovven Argh, caught again by that random Meme XD

But it was kinda easy in fact, I just uploaded 1 AMV of each episode from the Pain Ark (Naruto), as soon as they came out XD

The views were just flowing away!

Needless to say that TV Tokyo got real pissed...

[NIKSEEN]

spazzmatica polka !!

[SoldierBronx]

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[DarkStar1O9]

LOL

[bullcodo]

you suck

[BassGuitar916]

and how come this video doesn't have 1 million veiws?????

[SirSnipeAlotGaming]

@BassGuitar916 because this video is for channel views...pay attention

[naziempire1]

fuck you you killd the cat you retarded basterd

[damightyom]

I need a million views too

I turn songs into drawings that match verse for verse

Check out my channel and watch Guru and the Gangster for a sample

I am Mighty Om, Emcee and Illustrator

[FruitKillaz]

damn

[barnstyler]

this one works: watch?v=zrwjP2zczF8

[heavyvideo445]

Im 32 and i couldn't dtop laughing at farty mcpenispoop

[yong598]

u get 20 grand for every million

[PollanTheTiger]

so they who are 11 and 12 then?

[XBOXgames4eva]

am i a 5 year old ? ahaaa 5 year olds couldnt read subscribe mate

[XBOXgames4eva]

then why is this video 57k views ?

[devilsholic]

watch?v=Gs4L70f34vQ

i hope this helps^^^^^

[josephsin816]

what about 11-12 year olds

[UTubeStarz412]

YOU TRY TO TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO GET 1 MILLION VIEWS BUT U DONT HAVE 1 MILLION VIEWS YOURSELF.

[OneManChan]

hey i am jack chan obviously lol

i am gonna be making alot of videos i just recently created my channel today so could you guys help me out by commenting on my channel video ideas to do i will do anything i mean anything you want and if you subscribe i will back :)

[carmelrenee3]

I have to admit... I laughed out loud at Farty MacPenisPoop

[WritingYellow]

I bet I can draw a farting poop better than your's >:)

[otherworldlyfunny]

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[HeyjoesoapStudios]

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[29380Fatal]

Hello , sub back !!!

[Firstmenotyou]

How to get 1 million views on a YouTube Video:

Step 1. Get a popular song, from the past or present.

Step 2. Wait.

[brawnzo136]

@Firstmenotyou y dont u do it

[DJSonicFreak]

Well, I managed to get 1,000,000 channel views. It took me a good 6 months though, but I did it.

[BabyBackBullSht0990]

jyl

[bramovitz]

and make mostard gas.....

[Buntonatar]

It's good to see that the idea works.

[Finalfantasyfreakout]

I find it kind of Ironic that this video, itself doesn't have 1 million views!

[magnuslauo97]

i think the song is a remix of charlie the unicorn

[NOxEMOxJO]

haha, candy from strangers xxx ;) awsome <3

[SKOEisBOLLY7695]

song plz?

[DominoBunny]

Farty MacPenisPoop, I'm telling it to all my friends :p

[pwennergren]

Didn't really look like a farting poop it looked more like a penis poop with green gas coming out of it (alternatively very old semen) ...

[dagros45]

they are from bergen. i live in bergen

[TheMoronLabs15]

Wait... Did I just do acid, die, see hell, and come back into earth through a hobo's asshole? Feels like it...

[scootersmiff67]

@TheMoronLabs15Search Up EjthaKidd10On Youtube.com Search And Listen To His Hits (The Real) n Move To The BAck And Plzz Help Spread The Word!!!!!!!!Thanxxx

[TheMoronLabs15]

@scootersmiff67 That is so interesting.

[johnkrois]

why are Americans obsessed with farts and poop??? just watch south park and you know what i mean..

[hypn0192]

@johnkrois

They are from norway.

[staphinfection]

FIRE TRUCK ROCKET LAUNCHER FTFW!!

[WowKnight0123]

so to have 1 million views... i have to do this? U R ASKING TO MUCH

[shacks95]

ear rape :(

[collisionoverdue]

must say, i particularly liked the beheaded ca and working in the mines

good work

[Gorbi1985]

I am 23, but mentally i am 3 hours before birth :D

[geekmundi]

OMFG The farting poop, nice

[Solweigx3]

@KennSan well, it's not many days ago when they uploaded it

[ThatGuyMorganWall]

@KennSan 56 k actually

[FullFilmFX]

@KennSan I'm the only one that actually read the title, 1 million CHANNEL views, not video views.

[SackToTheFuture]

@KennSan

Its how to get 1 million views on your CHANNEL :D and they were saying how their channel is doing poorly on 5-10 yr old subcribers :)

[tierix]

@KennSan they're talking about 1Million on YT CHANEL, not VIDEO! So no, don't see the irony!

[KennSan]

@tierix ...okay, in that case care to check their channel views? =)

[scootersmiff67]

@KennSanSearch Up EjthaKidd10On Youtube.com Search And Listen To His Hits (The Real) n Move To The BAck And Plzz Help Spread The Word!!!!!!!!Thanxxx

[FingerBoardsComplete]

@KennSan thats cause its a fucking comedy u noob

[KennSan]

@FingerBoardsComplete U MAD?

[5248625]

@KennSan they actually precise on the youtube channel : if you check their channel they do have the million.

However, they are worth more if you check their other videos

[KennSan]

@5248625 I think it was recent they hit the million mark though =P someone went into semantics about it less than a month ago and it was over 900k - although when I posted that message 6 months ago it would've been much less. =)

[BraisonChance123]

@KennSan notice he said channel not video

[KennSan]

@BraisonChance123 also notice that my comment was posted 7 months ago? It wasn't at 1m until a couple of months ago.

[TheSwagSociety]

@KennSan Yes, because it says 1 million views on YouTube Channel, not YouTube vide.

[KennSan]

@TheSwagSociety Look at my most recent reply to BraisonChance123 kthxbai

[TheSwagSociety]

@KennSan Then rephrase your sentence. GGKthxbye.

[xxKerosene]

@KennSan This is an educational video. They never get enough views.

[KennSan]

@xxKerosene I love you - you're probably the first person out of probably 10 comments I've received on this comment that wasn't 'Hey, they meant channel views not video views herp derp' - plus I did lol XD

[prasinikerkida]

@KennSan he said for channel

[TheCrippledMind]

@KennSan

If you lissen he says 1 million views on your youtube CHANNEL!

[myghtyt]

@KennSan no because it says youtube channel

[KanesTemple]

15 Years old. Laughed my fucking ass off. Excellent work

[AandR1408]

I laughed so hard at Farty McPenisPoop and the piece of shit that farted.

[Ps360Facepunch]

You are already subscribed to PistolShrimps

[jontecool92]

@Ps360Facepunch Fishing for ratings eh?

[Ps360Facepunch]

@jontecool92 nah

[Jeanbouducon]

I wish I knew what this music is and where to find it. In advance thank you

[elcasiegno]

@Jeanbouducon it's in the description ffs. Do i need to show you how to type it into google too?

[PhluppeHimself]

still 38000 views?

dammit those 5yo kids need to wake the fuck up and watch this!

[Jeanbouducon]

J'aimerais bien savoir ce que c'est cette musique et ou la trouver. D'avance merci

[DerFanable]

hehe..........Penis^^...hehe

[Rizorn]

laughed so hard when that jar of weed crashed into that building and those guys ran out with small penisbears in their forehead, that was so fucking hilarious!!