at 1:32 i like the way little things are overlooked like in this clip olly is trying to plug the vga video cable from the computer monitor into the floor power socket when setting up Malcolms computer so funny.
also "i wont do any blow job jokes if you dont" ;-)
Fleming is Peter Mandelson all over - unctuous, creepy, contrivedly cheery, peerpetually bordering on a nervous breakdown/rage episode and totally disingenuous.
"I'm glad he's getting the fucking death sentence in Nicholson's report". Malcolm sure knows how to start a game of chinese whispers! Remember the 'circle jerk' in series 1 when he creates the rumour that Nicholson was going to get foreign secretary, then says to the PM that it was Nicholson himself who started the rumour?
@PopaNo1Z It is such a well written scene. Ollie feeling like he's cracked him but really Malcolm is manipulating him even more. Can't wait for the next Series.
Bury this govt until Daniel Radcliffe is advertising walk-in baths in the fuckin' People's Friend...... dear God I nearly died when Malcolm said that. Utter brilliance!
YUM - I want the onion bhaji that represents New Labour corruption so much my mouth is watering. Lack of interesting food and politics in the country where I live.
"Tin Tin's sexy sister."
"You've got that 'cock-in-the-cookie-jar' look"
Glen: "Is he dying?" Ollie: "I don't know." Terri: "Is he flirting?"
"Steve, don't you ever take up fucking poker! 'Cause you're a crap liar!"
TheMunchfan 6 days ago
"You schizo hat fuck."
BlueThunderFlik 1 week ago
at 1:32 i like the way little things are overlooked like in this clip olly is trying to plug the vga video cable from the computer monitor into the floor power socket when setting up Malcolms computer so funny.
also "i wont do any blow job jokes if you dont" ;-)
videogalory 2 weeks ago
Who are Julius and Steve based on, if anyone at all?
PiterdeVries03 2 weeks ago
@PiterdeVries03
Fleming is Peter Mandelson all over - unctuous, creepy, contrivedly cheery, peerpetually bordering on a nervous breakdown/rage episode and totally disingenuous.
Pepotamo1986 1 week ago
you... are a naughty bastard!
ianor2304 1 month ago
"fuckbob shitpants"
lahahahahahaha
Robin4ever1970 1 month ago
"Ehhhh.. Tin Tin's sexy sister"
MrJonathangggg 1 month ago
Christ is he dying or something?
TINOFRAN 2 months ago
"I'm eating the bhaji"
StoneRosesLive4Ever 3 months ago
This programme totally cracks me up. Brilliant writing. Brilliant acting. Brillint charcters. A classic.
StoneRosesLive4Ever 3 months ago 4
Fuckbob Shit Pants
1001000111 4 months ago
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stu2025 4 months ago
the best show on british tv for at least twenty years!
swanjac11 5 months ago
You, are a naughty bastard.
CircadianR 6 months ago 6
@rockermanmatt I meant Armando
uploader10041986 6 months ago
"I despise him as much as James May presumably despises himself" -- Where the fudge does he get these lines.
uploader10041986 6 months ago 3
I love Nicola's process of elimination
''Barrymore? Clement Attlee? Fuck, Malcolm''
LukeStanton91 7 months ago 6
How are we this morning? Bright and breezy or shite and wheezy?
Love how everything is scared of Malcolm being nice and normal...
edavenpo 7 months ago
You see what I'm doing: I'm eating an onion bhaji.
domh 8 months ago 6
the key people? genius
dimabbq 8 months ago
"That red crested poacher is positively hoggish for this Hovis". I love Julius.
chinesefishmonger 8 months ago 6
positively hoggish for this hovis xD
achtungpanzer182 8 months ago
"I'm glad he's getting the fucking death sentence in Nicholson's report". Malcolm sure knows how to start a game of chinese whispers! Remember the 'circle jerk' in series 1 when he creates the rumour that Nicholson was going to get foreign secretary, then says to the PM that it was Nicholson himself who started the rumour?
PopaNo1Z 8 months ago 5
@PopaNo1Z It is such a well written scene. Ollie feeling like he's cracked him but really Malcolm is manipulating him even more. Can't wait for the next Series.
Catherine3234 8 months ago
I am the man that can make the onion bhaji go away...
edavenpo 9 months ago
haaa she said clement atlee!
GreenBlaze 9 months ago
I can't get enough of this show. It is incredible.
BlueThunderFlik 9 months ago
"What's the story fuckinory"
Fucking classy
Restayvien 9 months ago
what is it with julius and food ? hes always either eating or holding or carrying food
woodhd 9 months ago
@woodhd Or having it thrown at him! Eat the cheese! Eat the cheese!
RichardMartin2 9 months ago 3
@RichardMartin2 get that cheese over the there ! classic
woodhd 9 months ago
You are a nuaghty bastard
historymoans 10 months ago
Julius Nicholson!
historymoans 10 months ago
Schizo hat fuck.
gregmitty 10 months ago 4
"Christ - is he dying or something?"
"I don't know.,,,"
"Is he FLIRTING?"
yourfaceandmum 10 months ago 6
Yale? THe Key people?
PioneerFly 10 months ago 4
STEVE
pabloqtoo 10 months ago
Bury this govt until Daniel Radcliffe is advertising walk-in baths in the fuckin' People's Friend...... dear God I nearly died when Malcolm said that. Utter brilliance!
Bass5el 11 months ago 11
"YOU... Are a naughty bastard" - possibly my favourite line in the entire 3 series!
HopeLyndseyPlumb 11 months ago 8
want that something gets to everyone? tell ollie, say he shouldn't tell XD
Herbstkoenigin 11 months ago
TinTin's sexy sister....outstanding Malcolm.
TheCanadianHam 11 months ago 2
From now on, I'm only going to explain things using Bahajis.
LizaLips1 1 year ago 4
YUM - I want the onion bhaji that represents New Labour corruption so much my mouth is watering. Lack of interesting food and politics in the country where I live.
belisariusorb 1 year ago
I love how when Glenn askes Ollie
"Christ is he dying?" Ollie says "I don't know"..as if this actualy might be a possibility
fofofofofofofofo 1 year ago 3
I am the man that makes the bahaji go away.....
GentlemanJames27 1 year ago
What's the second motto she says?
GallagherWellerBrown 1 year ago
@GallagherWellerBrown honi siot qui mal qui fck - whichkind of translates as shame on those who are are fcking evil
woodhd 11 months ago
@GallagherWellerBrown or it could be honi soit qui malc y fck - shame on those who are fcked my malcolm !
woodhd 11 months ago
Watch... I am eating... the onion bhajji.
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Peter Capaldi's acting is first class! His face when Julius is eating the onion bhaji is hilarious, bewildered contempt at its very best xD
SlockNCFC191 1 year ago 3
You want me to mop up the splatter from my own assassination?
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wenuciusohl 1 year ago
You are a naughty bastard...
MrChops27 1 year ago 5
I love Malcolm so much <3
brionybrosnan 1 year ago 11
See what I'm doing? I'm eating the onion bhaji.
vbro2912 1 year ago 16
okay, in the beginning there -what's up with the homoerotic tension?
achjetzt 1 year ago 6
yale.....the key people? LOL
PsychoBisket 1 year ago 5
You are...a naughty bastard
lostmyshoes80 1 year ago
is he dieing or something? LMFAO XD
psychomantis108 1 year ago 4
i despise him almost as much as james may presumably despises himself LOL :)
bestyboi90 1 year ago 7
The Bald Man has done a funny.
ch1mpanzeethat 1 year ago 75
I always had Julius down as a little bitch. He's really become a hero in this episode
stonedparyah 7 months ago
whaheeey - the onion bhaji! :-))
StreghetteXXX 1 year ago 7
Sam! No pissy biscuits!
shamus10011 1 year ago 54