American Idol Simon Cowell Insults

[Gagadicted13]

fuck simon if i were there and he insults me i wud go up tohim and be like really? he wud be like yep i wud smack the shit outta him and say u need a life u mother fucking dip shit

[lantismckavanagh]

Simon rules, get him back!

[Ghostsofascalon]

The lawyer comment is gold. Fucking brilliant!

[Izzy209Mega]

damn the second part simon just over did it with that kid that was fucked up hahahah

[ethan8804]

like his brit ass can sing

[deejay114]

@ethan8804 so by that logic if im not a good cook i cant say some one else is not a good cook, give me a fucking break

[Chiisana00]

Happy killing = euthanasia if that's what the patient wants :V

[cliftongirl1022]

I love Simon!

If you think he's mean...think of it like this: He's jsut brutally honest. Instead of buttering it up like Paula, he tells it like it is. And I respect him for that. :)

[LWALKHOMEALON]

simon is a dick,if i was there and he tells me shit i would punch 100 times in front of the tv so he shut his big ass mouth becouse that was kinda fucked up of what he said to the kid just right now thats in yahho and everywhere.he even made him cry

[a1rjord4n]

@LWALKHOMEALON No you wouldn't.

[LWALKHOMEALON]

@a1rjord4n yes i would you dont know me.

[a1rjord4n]

@LWALKHOMEALON Id walk all over you, let alone simon cowell, Why dont you stfu and take a seat, son.

[LWALKHOMEALON]

@a1rjord4n guy you cant walk all over me couse you dont know bitch.if you did then you would be a major stalker.and son?really?your not my father bitch so why dont you stfu and go fuck your dad while im fucking your mom.

[a1rjord4n]

@LWALKHOMEALON Relax big mouth

[LWALKHOMEALON]

@a1rjord4n ill relax when you stfu up and stop replying.i mostly dont reply to poeple like that only when they say shit to me so yeah.

[a1rjord4n]

@LWALKHOMEALON Just stop trying to act hard on the internet

[LWALKHOMEALON]

@a1rjord4n dude stfu and leave me lone bitch your annoying.and i dont act hard on internet i am hard on the internet and real life.

[MrEggs4us]

@LWALKHOMEALON you got a hard on on the internet and in real life? i think you should see a doctor if it lasts longer then 4 hours

[Alv0luzionTV]

simon cowell likes rebbeca black thats something odd

[lildevilxxangel]

@Alv0luzionTV whered u get that from ? o-o

[Vertigo2903]

speaks the truth

[omkar415star]

That Chick at 1:20 is hot

[TheMikaellol]

in the second audition Simon looks like Tom Cruise 0.o

[GodSEndOMG]

What was simon cowell best song of all time?

[TheSteelerFanXLV]

Get a lawyer and sue her lol funniest line EVER

[iloveyoujoex3]

"tell me something I don't know"

[yinyengz515]

Thats what it takes to discover talent.

[HaiDoggie]

- I say no for Hollywood, you're not ready yet :/

- Unfortunately, you're not ready yet D:

Simon: Unfortunately you'll never be ready. >:I

[Gritanss]

Simon - Professional troll

[15gianna]

hes an ass

[meeryxoou]

i love him! hahhaha

[MrAbanc305]

LMFAO "Get a lawyer and sue your teacher"

[bpm1313]

1:17 is pure gold

[nomisme]

@bpm1313 very sexy face.........the most sexiest white chick i've ever seen. ps: i am an asian

[NatyzSnape]

hahaha Simon is great

[xxsugarxarteryxx]

lol 1:22

[TheGirlWhoReads2Much]

aw, i luv Paula

[saulhudson420]

Everyone hates on Simon but look at American Idol now. It's SHIT! All they ever do is pull compliments outta there ass. They never say anything bad. I love Steven Style but, I'm just saying. Get rid of JLo and bring back Simon.

[MadMunchies5]

@saulhudson420 hell no id much rather look at a hot jlo rather than hear simons rude remarks

[saulhudson420]

@MadMunchies5 I'd rather hear honesty than a bunch of people constantly ass kissing, and telling everyone how wonderful they are. At least when Simon gave someone a compliment, you knew he meant it.

[DayDreamAscent]

i don't think Simon was rude, just honest

[BandLeafStorm]

lol he reminds me of commander shepard in mass effect :D when u choose to only say evil stuff <3

[bkoch5]

killing in a good way or bad way haha

nice face at 1:20

[bkoch5]

killing in a good way or bad way haha

[WolfTheGamer]

LOL Sarcastic Simon "yeah im lying...u were brilliant" Ur terrible

[frattymcnuts]

"remember these words, you are not a singer" .....hah simon scarred that guy for life

[ryoma639]

"u will never ever ever got a crier on singing" i don't believe u "im telling u"

[Raith11458]

simon is badass

[TDBhCorsica]

thats why they took him in the show.

[nightwingman666]

which episode 0:51 is from

[Callofduty4nub]

simon looks like hes an asshole but hes being honest

[Bella760205]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! oh myyy Simon is too much! I know I feel bad for these people because they try but I can't help it, Simon is hilarious. Gosh I feel bad saying that.

[MrShadeviperx]

damn randy was one fat ass pooch back then.

[spencegame]

ep1c pwn@ge 0:34 we will always miss you Simon

[spencegame]

lol 0:50

[barlynchi]

The one thing that many people fail to realize about Simon is that he spoke the truth. He was like this even before the cameras started rolling....it's not an act, now Randy on the the other hand, I'd beg to differ.

American Idol is nothing without Simon (Very Boring)

[taolapro321phe]

This asshole is going too far ,this is not judge, is insulting ppl, like every time in the audition, he must be sitting on spike or something, make him angry and just want to cuss, insult ppl.

[richardtheconquerer]

@taolapro321phe He would spend all day long watching people audition. You'll notice the only people he insults are truly, truly awful. He's only doing them a favor by giving them a dose of reality.

[deepskysnow22]

Simon: u takin singin lessons?

Girl: yes i do.

Simon: who's ur teacha?

Girl: lady of the montana.

Simon: Do u have a lawyer?

Girl: no

Simon:Get a lawyer and sue her.

[laurensmalter]

Black Guy: "I say no for Hollywood, you're not ready yet"

Hot Chick: "Unfortunately, you're not ready yet.."

Nasty Simon: "Unfortunately, you'll never be ready"

It was like a build-up to the biggest burn ever on American Idol xD

[dohertyz]

I started rofling before the video even started

[uxclamstupid108]

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[FamilyFunForever]

and this is why I'm scared to go on american idol when i grow up

[soccer3188]

@FamilyFunForever and this is why there's new judges

[kylegreg123]

BOY IF SIMON EVER SAID THAT TO ME I WOULD FUCKING FLIP THE FUCKING DESK OVER HIS FUCKING HEAD AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OF HIM AND THEN TEA BAG HIM AFTERWORDS......FUCK YOU SIMON SUCK A FAT DICK BITCH!

[JTCchannel]

@kylegreg123 well then truth must hurt you

[fitzy431]

@kylegreg123 lol, internet warrior...

[HuckeysWorld]

i love him lol

[Clickersome]

I <3 Simon!

[KrisjeB1990]

LMAO "You're very handsome".."Tell something I don't know'

[XmanXmanXX]

omg i loved how simon was honest about every singer xD!!

[HeartbreakerLP]

Lol simon pwns xD

[TheCrippledCrow]

Lawl he's such a...

[skittlesFTW]

actually when some people say they killed it... it means a positive thing so i can understand why that guy asked.

[XxplosiveAM]

simon is a dick

[ryudooo]

wow, what an asshole xD

[nicothegreat795]

why dosent he go and get a real job!!!

[kungfu2u2]

Jesus christ, he's sitting next to PAULA FUCKING ABDUL, and he's saying you need a great voice to need a pop-singer? Is he saying Madonna and Britney Spears have great voices? WHAT A FUCKING MORON!

[231johnjohnson]

killed in a good way or bad way?haha how do you think?LOL

[Scramblsthedeathdlr]

i dont beleive you 0: 21

[tamick21]

does he drink before these audition

[Benjy15]

@tamick21 Orange Juice.

[PokefanSonic]

@Benjy15

You pwned. XDDD

[Texan2525]

@tamick21 hatorade

[nomisme]

who is that hot chick at 1:17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nomisme]

1:17 the woman is so hot

[awsometastic14]

hes going to insult someone realy bad there going to kill them selves then the media going to be so far up his ass the'll c his lungs

[chalacoAc130]

i don't think i could be on that show... ide be fighting againsed myself to not beat the crap out of that guy.

[tilhon]

I love this guy, there's no beating around the bush!

[Fireflies133]

"You sing like the titanic" LOL

[bignastybreath]

other than give musical opinion what is simon's job?

[RockyMarsh09]

You take singing lessons? You got a lawyer? well get a lawyer and sue her XD

[IWASBORN1985]

he's not brutal. if you're not hard on people, they'll never be good. even those who actually are good. believe me, i take singing lessons. and i am far from pretending to ever be on stage. ever. but even when it's good, you have to see the bad, not the good. that's the only way to be the best u can.

[ojfinden]

Get a lawyer and sue her. hahaha n1 so far xD

[CNSZU]

The wonderful thing about this show is that you get to see people emotionally hurt. It's fantastic!

[Waterworkz67]

does anyone know where i can find the video of simon calling that guy a jungle creature?

[LilKapo818]

1:12 ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! simon

[Phazeblaster1]

This guy is my hero

[TheAthenicus]

@Phazeblaster1 Simon represents the typical music critic...

[XBOX3512]

simon rules

[Shadowkewl]

I think Simon doesn't like Americans :/

[blockboy5609]

@Shadowkewl he likes sluts and some male singers (my opinion/what i think)

[lilcajunfever]

Unfortunately you're not ready yet

Unfortunately you're not ready yet

Unfortunately you'll never be ready

[abhi7986]

Does someone know the guy at 0:43? I was totally surprised to see that he looks so much like me. wow, I found a look-alike :)

[nomisme]

@abhi7986

lolz

[nthomas32]

He has to be brutally honest. It's his job.

[TheLyricsGurl2]

I like Simon! Haha I love him.

[datboiraj]

they got nothing positive to say omfg!!!!!!

[rockincat12]

he exploits insecurety is a way that no one else can

[broadwaybaby1130]

"you've must be joking."

"yeah, i'm lying. you were brilliant."

oh, simon. :)

[XHeyrockoverX]

"You're very handsome u know" "tell me something I don't know" what a smug fucker

[horaciosi]

simon...you...are.....THE BEST!!!

[TheSpicyBananas]

simon ur so not funny.

[mojohoitz]

I love Simon. Never afraid to tell the truth.

[princessasdfghjkl]

he makes a living off putting people down and making them even more insecure. wonderful...

[peteperrin]

Damn! He is a HUGE asshole!!!! But, truth hurts.

[C9RonaldoTheBest]

in america he insults them worst then in england he takes it easy in england lool i think he hates amercians

[ltarmenia4ever]

thats probably why American Idol is more popular.

The nastier the insults, the more entertaining Idol is.

There is no point to Idol with out Cowell

[brianjm1988]

haha good, fuck all them

[zalmycohen]

get a lawyer and sue her lmfao

[Antweezywchs08]

@zalmycohen lMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[PaulaJulieAbdul4Ever]

Lol. Sometimes "killing" a song CAN mean good! =P

[nolanraymond]

"You will never ever ever have a career in singing."

- "I don't believe you."

[SexyJobros]

You know you must be one heck of a singer if you get a compliment from Simon. lol

[kellyclarclarkson]

hes so mea but really funny

[luckyjamal]

the girl on 1.18  has nice face

[nomisme]

@luckyjamal

YOU ARE FREAKING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

I SELDOM FEEL GIRLS CAN BE PRETTY AND SEXY AT THE SAME TIME!

[bestthinggoing459]

"Unfortunately, you'll never be ready." LMFAO.

[bartben75]

fuck you simon for denying me!!!

[rykerkmartin]

lol its funny but sad i cant believe hes made it off that show alive all these years XD

[ownagenewb111]

"you're very handsome"

"tell me something i dont know"

lol..

[mastarceef7]

0:59 LOL!!! her face was priceless, GO SIMON!!! XDDD

[stopglobalswarming]

This doesn't do justice: he's so much funnier.

[BRONCOWEN]

My god, I just want to go tryout and do terrible just so I can hear what he would say ROFL!

[phxsns1]

you're very handsome.

tell me something I don't know

rofl that's class

[smiljanicn]

good cop & bad cop shit

[NasaXnieru]

Simon is the reason I watch this show.

[DEATHANGEL533]

lol i like 1:15

[Pur3GoneWild]

simon ftw!!aahahha

[Gathol]

don't believe a word of it. bwah ha haha pwned. lol

[mercy35687]

0:51

No, not these days. You just need a hot body.

And honey, you have neither.

[djnaly]

lol pissed my pants

[Gathol]

tmi lol

[djnaly]

what?

[Gathol]

@ :54. pwned means owned  LOL

[Gathol]

oh  tmi to much information. LOL sorry i got confused with the other reply.

[ewwgirl]

haha. definitely agreed with psychoman420 ; if miley cyrus auditioned...man, all the bad things simon would say.

[CROJason13]

LOL for pop singer

[kavinyang]

simon is right judging from the singer and yes he is an ass, but alot of people would said the sing thing like him, :) they suck they should quit singing

[Pugge1993]

Indeed kavinyang. And it's kinda better for them to hear the truth that they really suck at singing. Cause they probaby don't notice that by themself and their friends don't seem to tell them either. So Simon is just doing them a favor so they wont embarass themself anymore with that singing :P

[adamtheamazing64]

Get a lawyer and sue her! LOL

[Ababba95]

i loved the titanic one at the end.

[Benjy15]

OMG this has got 19,000 views haha

ive not check this for sucha long time!!

[DRiPPz6800]

SIMON HAS ACTRULLY GOTTEN NICER

[Caenei]

"yea i'm lying you were brilliant, it was terrible" - LOL

[jimmyshitbags]

there aren't many celebrities i really hate but simon cowell is definitely one of them. i would LOVE to see someone just walk over and belt him. has anyone ever heard him sing?

[Kiefer89]

yeah actually i've heard him sing.. search for "simon cowell singing" and you'll get the "voice".. :P

[ralfisloved]

dude i love simon cowell because i love when he insults people!!!!!

[Timosha321]

thats nice to hear

[GrammarSWATTeam]

CORRECTION:

"That's nice to hear."

[david052856]

but the differance is he is not actually going on a national competition and trying to sing. Also if you watch the show he is very very rarly ever wrong as far as success goes.

[TylerDurdenK7]

Omg u just gotta LOVE Simon even when ppl give him compliments he still find a way to be a total dick ahahaha...

[startbutt1234]

lol

[xtremesanity]

LOLLL "Get a lawyer and sue her" lollll

[plppker]

pause at 00:31 he has a nice smile along with the pose maybe he should pose on magazines?

[31ROM36]

hahahhha..do u have a lawyer? no i don't have a lawyer..get a lawyer and sue her...hahhaha

[AvatarsSpirit]

0:51 "You don't nessecarily have to have a great voice to be a pop star." Ladies and Gentleman...

Exhibit A, Hannah Montana

[nelyat13]

exactly LOL

[psychoman420]

Although, if Hannah Montana tried out for Idol, Simon would rip her apart.

[david052856]

LOL YOU ARE SO RIGHT