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  • RIGHT. IN. THE. FACE!

  • WHAT THE SHIT ARCHER???!!!! 

  • 100 people surveyed #1 answer is on the board!

  • cock flavor spit

  • RAAAAMPAAGE

  • Anyone know if theres a clip of archer gearing up in the pharmacy ?

  • @yermawsfat havent been able to find it. there seem to only be short clips of the show available on youtube.

  • they completely skipped the scene where he finds out where this warehouse is

  • do people flip the footage horizontally to save their asses from copyright laws?

    or are they just trolling? haha

  • @parneymcfly i was so confused why the steering wheel was on the right side of the car, because i know this is an american show.

  • @Artifact1991s do to the upload thats why the fx logo is backwards as well.

  • @funkymonk9 yeah thought about that like a minute after i posted

  • Does anyone get the reggis reference?

  • @3GBlog In the episode, he befriends an old lady (Ruth) who was also treating her breast cancer with Chemo. While she is bed-stricken, she assures Archer that she'll be alright.

    "Every morning, I wake up to watch Regis. His smile seems to get me through the day"

    or something like that.

  • archer and lana are the sexiest cartoon characters ever.

  • "you dont have to scream lana i dont have ear cancer"

  • "Whatever farm animal of war Lana, shutup!"

  • Noo, the victimless crimes line is not in this...

  • This is one of my favorite episodes I love rampages I now want to do a rampage. First time I saw this episode I needed to pause several minutes at a time to calm down man I hope they do another rampage episode.

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  • Grandioso !

    But why is this mirror inverted??

    Lots of lefties and english drivers ...haha

  • "Oooh, do you guys have any snacks?"

    Good call, Lana

  • no wait I got it Casablumpkin.

  • Chain smoking joints the size of tampons...If only.

  • Best show on TV right now.

  • I love this, the ending when he asks Delaney if he saw regis is a scene taken from Magnum Pi where Magnum does the same thing with a soviet agent. His getup is also from a Burt Reynolds movie (can't remember which) and to top it all of the villain Delaney who's been selling fake cancer drugs the name Delaney is also the name of a crime boss in one of Burts other movies Malone.

  • A: What have I been doing?

    L: Chain smoking joints the size of tampons!

    A: Ew...

    L: Figure of speech!

    A: Still ew...

    That's just classic. Man, I fucking love him.

  • 3 people haven't seen Terms of Enrampagement's last scene.

  • @jaeger I am thinking the exact same thing

  • Booyakasha!

  • LOVE THIS SHOW!

    Tonight's Rampage was classic!

    The new Dodge get's stolen! LMAO!

  • Wait--how did he fire 4 shots from a double-barreled break-open shotgun?

  • @Jaeger7793 The clip cut out a bunch. He reloaded in between.

  • @1fsfowrm Huh. I must not have been paying close enough attention.

  • You don't have to yell Lana! I don't have ear cancer! lmao

  • Ooooh, Do you guys have any snacks?

  • Love it

  • Why the @#$%!! can't i stream season 2 of this?! FX is driving me insane! They tease you by letting you download the 1st season on hulu and netflix then taunt you by not letting you see the rest. C'mon youtube people I need my fix.

  • @crodgers100 Youre welcome watchseries[[[[DOT]]]]eu/serie­/archer

  • why are they surprised archer shot his knee, i mean he had the gun over his leg?

  • Watching 50/50 and I somehow felt like watching Terms of Enrampagement

  • did you see regis today?

  • RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • what episode is this?

  • @XeliasProduction Season 2,Episode 9 "Placebo Effect"

  • God this show gets better and better

  • Well, you never know what's going to be on the board....let me see "cock flavored spit"

  • @Evilatem EH! 2 Strikes! One more, and the Hondurian Janitors get a chance to steal the bank.

  • Booya-kasha!!

  • I'm glad that they keep Lana consistantly funny and hot throughout this show. :)

  • "Oh I was just kidding its a smoke grenade"

    "Oh Thank...."

    BOOM!

    XD XD XD

  • hmmm....cock flavored spit. GREATEST COMEBACK

  • "Save it for the fast money round patty"

  • You cant shoot me iam unarmed and your a ISIS agent, you have a scents of honer,,, he he you havent seen my movie Terms of Enranpagement

  • 0:25 Family Feud is so much better in Rampage mode.

  • hoooooo ah hoo ahooohahooahoooahooooooOORRRRR­RAAAMPAAGGGGEEEEE!

  • 70's influence big time... "SSP Racer"...

  • "Hey relax Hannity" lol

  • You got any snacks?

  • "Thanks woodsy....the drug owl."

  • RAAAAAAAMMMMMMMPPPPPPAAAAGGGGG­GGEEEEEE!!!!!!!

  • Yes, Archer...I saw your scarf :(

  • i would love to see the whole movie on tape and

    "terms of Enrampagement II : The Reckoning"

  • not a smart mid-rampage move.

  • "What Lana? I said was a rampage!"

  • cock flavored spit

  • The Irish boy, Mikey, yeah he was voiced by Darren Criss.-3

    I love this episode, it was to funny! Esp. the part where he says "Hey Delaney, did you watch Regis this morning" EPIC

  • Lana..........did you see my scarf.......lol....

  • Shoulda flipped the sound too.

  • BOOOP and then Zing!!

  • Was waiting for the part where he said "Delaney! Stand your ASS up!" But it was skipped D:

  • Damn the HSIRI!

  • ok thumbs up if you would watch terms of Enrampagement

  • show me cock flavored spit!

  • i saw regis this morning.

  • thumbs up if you would pay to go see Terms of Enrampagement. I know I would :D

  • I'll do it... U must not have seen my movie Terms of Enrampagement!!!......... Too fuckin funny

  • "fat chance sellin my car now. It probably smells like weed....and rampage."

  • Survey says ( bang ) .lol

  • the cancer arch was the best of the whole show

  • *breath, breath, heave, heave, * RAMPAGE!!!!!

  • Shut up shut up, here it comes....BOOYAKASHA!

  • When you start talking about a man's mother, rules go out the window. Talking about pulling beads out of a guys mother's ass is a line you never cross. Good Job Sterling!

  • @WALTERBROADDUS He didn't kill Delaney because he pulled beads ot of his mom's ass. He tried to use it to pep him up to shoot him, but it didn't work, even after he repeated it. He knew his mom is a slut, so it really didn't amp him up. It did make him sick because he was found out his mom went to a whole new level by talking to the guy that had her.

  • @WALTERBROADDUS However, when Archer was in the hospital, he was getting treatments with an old lady who also was a cancer patient. He became fond of her because she was fun to be with. She watches Regis. He asked Delaney if he watched Regis so he could get pissed off seeing that Delaney got to watch Regis while his friend didn't because she died the other day. To Archer, say what you want about his mom, but when it came to his cancer patient friend, and you'll get one between the eyes.

  • Fox should really consider putting Archer on the main network & not just FX. Network is too lame these days.

  • Lana, did you see my scarf?

  • Still, though.

  • Archer: Delaney... did you see Regis this morning?

    Delaney: Yea Why?

    Gun Shot

    Like if you would pay to see a movie with this episode plot

  • where did they take the scream from at 3:30? it sounds familiar

  • That would be a great Bad Ass Cancer patient Movie ever too make I'd pay to go see it 7 times then buy the dvd Blu-ray and go all the way out my way to find it on VHS!!!!

  • Kegel Ftw

  • BOOYAHKASHA.

  • "Vincent VanGoFu%*Myself survey says.." love this show

  • Hahaha. "...For swarming over here in their potato boats..." love it.

  • Did you see Regis this morning?

    Kind of touching.

  • "cock flavored spit" rofl :D

  • If you've already seen this and you know what is supposed to be said.

    Hit the CC button and go to transcribe audio.

    Shit bricks.

  • i want my car to smell like rampage

  • "Sorry, again. I'm not myself...but you are kinda being a bitch."

    I laughed my ass off the first time I heard that.

  • of course he does,but apparently the writers have a thing for MAGNUM p.i.lol

  • Im not sure about DEATH SENTENCE @MANNACONDUIT...as far as his look.But when he asked the old man did he see REGIS this morning,came from an Old MAGNUM P.I episode titled " DID You SEE thE SUNRISE"..I love it and I love ARCHER.lol

  • @keysersoza2003

    of course becasue archer has a huge thing for Burt Reynolds

  • booyakasha

  • sorry, again, about myself... but you are kind of being a bitch

  • cock-flavored spit...lol

  • if anyone has ever seen Death Sentence (2007) with Kevin bacon, at the end he looks exactly like archer here, bandanna, leather jacket, and he is armed with a double barreled shotgun and colt pistol like archer, i think they took this look form that scene, also Kevin's character does not have cancer but he's suffering from loss of blood and from previous gun wounds, so he is very pale and hard of walking like archer, its neat to see such similarity.

  • @MAnnaconduit1 I think that was the point. But it is awesome.

  • @MAnnaconduit1

    Wrong it was taken from a Magnum PI episode were he kills a Russian spy its lifted almost word for word except the mother thing -watch it here: watch?v=T7vW1oEKP1k

  • To answer several of your questions, the video is flipped because of copy write infringement reasons. You flip the video, it isn't a duplicate, and therefore is not infringement. Youtube wouldn't even post this thing before I flipped it.

  • @claytoni0ni0us lol they will still delete it for copyright they always do it for old shows i want to watch on youtube

  • @claytoni0ni0us lol i dont even know why people have a problem with it

  • @claytoni0ni0us You glorious bastard, you!

  • @claytoni0ni0us It actually is still infringement even if you flip it. It doesn't have to be an exact duplicate to be considered a duplicate under the copyright regime.

    What's really going on with the flipping is the detection system. The flipping of the image presumably lets the video escape some sort of video detection system.

  • Pure genius!

  • "Relax Hannity!"

    

  • Yo that's my dude chain smoking doobies and not knowing what the fuck is going on! Here's to you archer :)-'

  • And I was worried about sounding racist!

    Were ya?

  • "Lana you're in the isolation booth" LOL

  • BEST. MAGNUM. PI. EPISODE. EVAR.

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  • @theAngryscotman Considering this whole country was stolen that really has no merit -.-

  • @xCrossxGravex fair point. 

  • BOOYAKASHA!

  • Let Me See! Cock Flavored Spit! (BooM)

  • Love the Magnum ending to this one

  • Still though.

  • potato boats

  • Press 7 for the wrong grenade XP

  • Love the Magnum P.I. reference at the end.

  • Why sell a purple Aston Martin V8?

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  • I like to kill things.

  • you've obviously never seen my movie

  • cock flavored spit...hmm well u just never know...!!!

  • Got any snacks?

  • SURVEY SEZ

  • Damn the season did get dark.

  • Chain-Smoking joints the size of tampons.....Classic

  • The majority of the worlds countries drive on the right hand side of the road, and have steering wheels on the left! About 66%!

  • @SuperMagnumpi Ex British Empire countries and Japan drive on left. All others on right.

  • the footage is flipped XDD

  • @Mochme To avoid getting the video taken down.

  • i'd hate to see a real grenade go off in this show

  • I fukin luv this video i luv the gernade sence

  • Are you not rampaging? I thought you were rampaging.

  • "You guys are in on this? And I was worried about sounding racist"

    "Were ya?"

  • And one more crack about monster-hands and I promise you I will shoot your fat Irish faces off.

    I'm sorry..was that racist? I'm not mad at you, I'm sorry, I'm mad at Archer. And thanks to him I've got 2 perforated eardrums and I guess I've just been...

    Uuuhhh! Getting hot-boxed all day in my car, Shit.

    Which I'm trying to sell, but fat chance now..I bet it smells like..Weed...and Rampage.

    Damn it, that is classic him.

    OOoooh, do you guys have any snacks??

  • "I'm sorry, do you not?"

  • i dont have ear cancer

  • "chainsmoking joints the size of tampons"...LMFAO

  • Boop.

    And then.....

    ZING!

  • I'm about to go walmart and get some sand to pour in 1 people's eyes. and... I don't know if there's a grading system but.... coarse.

  • @stevethereindeer lol woodhouse humor lol

  • LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!­

  • @ilovetoparty1 WHATTTT?!??!?!?!

  • hmmm...vincent vango-fuck-myself......survey says!!! *unloads sawed off bullet in knee cap*

  • Whatever farm animal of war Lana, Shut up!

  • The thing that is really cool about this video is that Archer reloads after firing 2 shots out of the double barrel shotgun. Rarely will you see that on TV. Usually the double barrel is never runs out of ammo.

  • It's mirrored so its harder to be taken off youtube.

  • everywhere but america the steering wheel is on the right side of the car.

  • @TOXIC00L

    um, what?

    do a google search for driving on the left or right side..there are actually a lot more countries that do it the "U.S. way"

  • @ChartrueseSneeze yeah name them or stfu

  • @TOXIC00L Seems your to lazy to google it like he said

  • @slonnea too lazy to spell it correctly i see.

  • @TOXIC00L Nope. just didn't notice my mistake until now.

    Seems you're too lazy to Google it like he said.

    Better?

  • @slonnea yeah and if you are going to bring info to the table you might as well post a list as opposed to being a lazy fart.

  • @TOXIC00L its 164 countries right side oriented 76 left., not even going to try to list either group, the point is your original comment was crap

  • @ChartrueseSneeze the point of my original comment is the majority of the worlds countries drive with the steering wheel on the right. so you know blow it out your ass or something.