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  • What the fuck is Taffy?... Taffy in the UK is an endearnment of a Welshman(river Taff on the border)

    I love the Yanks! but sometimes dispair! I was in California recently and the waitress in a diner asked where I was from, I replied: from England! she says ok ,where in New England is that place then? I say, no: not new England but ENGLAND! with that she moved off slightly bemused! I guess figuering that you can meet allsorts of weirdos waiting on!

  • Maybe Brits see it differenty,...a game! might get killed! (not planning on it)....kill the bastards, thats it! could be maybe a different upbring from US forces! but the Brits seem a little more fatalistic!.....having said that! all the colition forces are doing a great job!

  • Hey, when you hear one get shot, jump up a little bit to catch it.

  • DERE FLOIYIN ROIGHT OVA AH HEDS

  • lmfao i love when he says they flying right over our heads atleast they find soe humor over there risking there lives for us

  • haha i love how hes takin piss out of british haha im british and thats a southern accent hes copied and southern english people sound daft anyway haha love it!

  • LONGER VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!

  • This video is a perfect commentary on our situation.

    A bunch of soldiers hiding behind a wall with a small fortune of equipment, in a land that they couldn't find on a map, fighting people that they don't understand, for a cause no one can explain, under the command of a military without a strategy, at the orders of a President with no qualifications, who does not have a Constitutionally required declaration of war.

    I'm yucking it up with them.

    Let's do it all again someplace new.

  • @pine829 Someone watches Fox.

  • lol theres always that one guy in each team like this..

  • hoooraahh!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this dude!!! i have watched his 2 vids a few times if i was by his side in combat i wouldnt know wether to laugh or fire ....i would do both lol...im very proud and thankful for all of you men & women who fight for our country ..all my love & prayers..keep on goin hard ! all we do is WIN~WIN~WIN~no mater what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What do the muzzies really hope to accomplish???

    They have no air force, navy, tanks, and they throw firecrackers in the air...

  • must.. resist.. ad.. *clicks*

  • funniest man alive, say ello to mah dad for meh, rogaa

  • why was there a bomb on the wall

  • Huh, a Marine with that kind of tattoo on his arm?

  • @StopNDAA i was thinking the same thing haha he must have gotten it before the marine corps tatoo policy

  • @OldBreedWarrior When was the last time US marines spoke with ENGLISH accents?

  • @ozzirt uhhh... what? haha i dont understand what your asking me

  • those grenades weren't made in russia, they were made in china ;)

  • think that guy needs a hand with his helmet lol .. respect troops

  • Ah yes, here we go again.

    Fascinating, isn't it, to see the extreme high grade of intelligence with many us soldiers?

  • @wasistdaswasdasist shitting your pants and hiding in the corner wont help any so why not laugh about it?

  • 29 people are terrorists

  • Can someone explain this to me, the dude that has the sleeve tattoo in this video... how is he allowed to serve? I thought that, if you had sleeve tattoos you weren't allowed to serve...

  • @sebasebafm I believe it was 2004 were they started cracking down on Marines with tattoos that were visible in PT gear (shirt and shorts). I had to sign a paper that said i understood that I wasn't able to get anymore tattoos that could show in PT gear. I have friends that have full sleeve tattoos, but they got them before all this shit went down and they're still serving. Another friend got out, and got all tatted up. now he can't get back in to the Marine Corps

  • @sebasebafm They don't allow it, but if you had them before they stopped allowing it, and you were still in the Marine Corps they're not going to kick you out. That's what I heard atleast. When I was in everybody was getting sleeves. I had another friend that tried going back into the Marines, but he had sleeve tats and couldn't get back in. The army took him though. The army takes anyone. He even has tats on top of his hands

  • @andysepul1 I see, thanks... And what if you join, and then you get one... I'm guessing you get kicked out?

  • NICE BLUNT oh thats just The Dislikebar

  • wait, is that voisce you're making or no?

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  • All the comments on this video are just people replying to other people in previous arguments hahaha

  • Not as funny as the Royal Marines talking arguing over Pirates of the Caribbean and Star Wars while being shot at.

  • all the combat videos i see it looks weather relaxed.

  • They self-destruct at 500 meters or something like that, for some reason they think that the shrap will hurt someone. It doesn't really blow up though the self destruct makes them useless.

  • Very good accent.

  • I love this devil dog

  • y do all yanks think we all speak like that r u all fuckin dumb and this NIGGER isnt even funny

  • @budting12 cuz u do . All joking aside dont disrespect another fellow soldier who is fighting with the soldier of your country

  • @secretpolice oi shut it u fat yank how do we all sound like that go watch green street and then say that

  • @budting12 haha its hard to not think you sound like that when you type that way :3

  • @secretpolice ima disrespect who ever i want beetych 

  • @TheMazo63 If you disrespect anybody that is in them ilitary, they will break your fucking schrony neck.

  • @budting12 Your right. He's not very funny. But then again, you are not really all that funny either, and chances are that this "nigger" is a lot braver, smarter, stronger, and generally an all around better person than you. So I think when you add it all up, he's still got ya beat. Sorry. By the way how is your American accent? You think your Hugh Laurie or something?

  • @gunterdak i dont wont ur life story u fuckin NERD paragraph u bad gimp sat there typing all that

  • @budting12 lol TYPICAL UK MENTALITY, ignorant, arrogant, and completely uneducated

  • @kingsfall999 How ironic that you would say that............

  • @Appclypse why would you reply if you were going to say something so useless....(this being a lesson to the uneducated,this is useful)

  • @kingsfall999 Just pointing out the bigoted irony of your statement and attitude. Your original statement itself was useless so again i should point out the irony of you claiming mine was.

  • @Appclypse just move on and continue your life

  • @kingsfall999 Haha point proven.

  • @Appclypse hahahaha shut the fuck up ill prove your point more, go drink some tea and eat some taffy!!

  • @kingsfall999 LOL love the fact you said that. When really most Yanks act that way. By most I mean about 3 quarters. The US was built on ignorence.

  • @Kyle97x your actually and idiot,i aint a yank

  • @Kyle97x And knowing how to spell.

  • @brontemark Used the wrong type of your/ You're. Nice way of changing the subject

  • @Kyle97x You've the wrong person Coach.

  • @budting12 Took me all of 22 seconds you pathetically uneducated twat. I suppose having a coherent thought and then typing an entire paragraph is a daunting and time consuming ordeal for a chav like you but most of the rest of us get along just fine.

  • @budting12

    Your mom sucks his cock every night

  • @budting12 Hes just messing around dude, chill.. -__-. and why u calling him NIGGER? Cmon man.

  • @budting12 is this really all you do? Do you just bitch about everyone that has a british accent in their videos? Take it easy...

  • FNG.

    

  • if america had hitler as a leader we would take over

    the world with out using nukes. it would be china or

    russia using nukes trying to

    stop us...

    the world is lucky that america is a christian society and our leaders are usually pussies.

    except reagan.

  • 0:39 "rager" rofl

  • Spartan 1: Ya had to say it.

    Spartan 2: Say what.

    Spartan 1: Fight in the shade.

    Spartan 1-300: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • lol. Bad accent.

  • americans, big teeth, small brains

  • @TheKanethegreat Small brains still ranking number one country in the world. umad?

  • @HellSpawnJellodude who says the US is ranked #1? On what list?

  • @phlogios

    The UN's.

  • @Kevster4569 Right but what are they ranked #1 for? Life quality?

  • @phlogios

    Military Might.

  • @HellSpawnJellodude ranking no. 1 my ass, dude :D

  • @petersupermann firepower my man, america tops off every other country. no disrespect. just facts.

  • @HellSpawnJellodude nah, china is bigger.

    but 'merica used to be big.

    atleast till nam

  • @petersupermann Okay so they have more troops.

    The U.S has 18,000 Aircraft total, China has 5,000

    The U.S has 2,300 Naval Units, China has 500 (i'll add that they have a single aircraft carrier.)

    The U.S defense budget is six times bigger than China's.

    China Trails behind in land-based weapons at 47,000 compared to the U.S's 56,000 (this includes Tanks, APCs, and IFVs)

    U.S would dominate the skies in a war (war is not likely) and all those troops and type 96's would go up in flames.

  • @HellSpawnJellodude oh dear... -.-'

  • @HellSpawnJellodude NICE you posted what I was gonna post before I could, in even more detail! Props

  • @HellSpawnJellodude China don't release all there info, they likely have more.

  • @ValhallaProduction11 Well, Neither does any other country. At least about their military strength. Anyway if what you say is true then lets be very generous and double China's figures. US Aircraft 18000 China 10,000 US Navy 2,300 China 1,000 US defense budget is 3 times bigger than China's. See what i mean? Keep in mind these new numbers for china are far greater than what they actually are. Also if China has more than they say, then most likely the US has more.

  • @petersupermann No disrespect to China btw.

  • @TheKanethegreat british bitch

  • @TheKanethegreat

    You're an idiot, nationality doesn't determine how you look. Had you been gifted a brain you'd know this. I'd have to say that those Marines are much smarter than you, you can't even put a sentence together correctly.

  • Can't wait.....?

  • Marines are not soldiers...they are Marines....the men and women in the u.s. army, are Soldiers.

  • @reliablethreat23 i cant tell if ur insulting the marines or not?

  • @therasppberry Hes stating a fact, not insulting anyone.

  • @therasppberry i am in no way insulting marines...walk up to a marine and call him or her a "soldier"...he or she will reply "im not a fucking soldier, im a MARINE"...they earn the title MARINE through their rigorous training...so they demand to be addressed as MARINE not "soldier".

  • ATTENTION...... ATTENTION........ MARINES ARE NOT SOLDIERS..... THAT IS ALL....

  • boy that solder said tell my father i said hi you never talk like that when your in the field that just creates bad bad luck and when i usually here my fellow brothers talk like that its a signe you or one of your comrades is going to die very soon i am a vet my self and we beileved on superstitions have any of u fellow and still serving solders beleaive the same thing?

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  • Not like it was going to hit them anyway lol

  • @world237 no one cares you are a felon, this is like the 6th video you've posted about it.

  • The only reason i support the war is because Im a felon and I cant fight in it.lol

  • there us marines trying to put a british accent on in the heat of death lol

  • @insaneRideOuts666 It sounded nothing like, they just embarrassed them selves if anything. why don't they try and be professional like the Brits?

  • @insaneRideOuts666 fuck you us brits would fuck u lazy fat fucks up

  • @adam198261 what the fuck are you on about? i am British, and wasnt even dissin either side

  • i like that guy's neck.

  • they look like us marines not british

  • how do they stay chill

  • -Hey got him

    -Man thats better than Call of Duty

    -Yeah

    -Wow you saw that 5 kills 1 shoot

    -so? I made 2 hits 10 kills

    -Liar!

    -I am not

    -Sure

    -Boom (they are dead)

    Thats the future army!

  • bRITISH :d 

  • His accent sounds a little messed up, first its a London accent, and then a scousers accent, and then almost an Aussie accent lol. Stop watching mary poppins mate! lol

  • fucking yank twat ...your accents not even funny its fucking boring

  • @sarahooxo cool it woman

  • @KillahB89

    im a bloke its my womans name

  • @sarahooxo At least he doesn't have rotten snaggle teeth.

    Go suck a lemon Gearbox.

  • @brontemark

    your mum has cancer in her vag

  • @sarahooxo Clever, Limey, really clever.

    Now go fuck your brother in the ass while your faggot father licks your ass.

    Don't worry Gearbox, your slut-whore mom can clean the mess once she's done work at the bordello.

  • @brontemark

    non of what you said even matters because your mums still a bitch

  • @sarahooxo Better a bitch than a whore like yours.

  • @brontemark

    your mums still a bitch no matter what haha she has a vag like a donar kebab haha

  • @sarahooxo That's weak.

    Like you.

    Now go brush your teeth.

  • @brontemark

    haha good stereotype there mate i can asure you my teeth are gleeming white ......go eat a mcdonalds out of your mums ass you fat cunt

  • @sarahooxo I'm fat am I?

    You're a pathetic little Limey troll who just looks for action on the net because I KNOW you're sure not getting anything real. Is this what you do Faggot, troll the net 24/7 from your Mommy's basement?

    Obviously.

    You're a sad, pathetic little person.

  • @sarahooxo And learn how to spell, STUPID.

  • @brontemark

    your not worth correct spelling

  • Soldiers laughing at the face of death....BADASS!

  • All their missing is some tea.

  • @MapleBalls They're

  • @MapleBalls

    *they're

  • Ha, wicked stach marine lol semper.

  • Sometimes all you can do is laugh. Been there, done that. Semper Fi.

  • you do know these are U.S. troops imitating the British?

  • @ILikeFishAndBread Dude, it's not just the U.S troops, British do it too, why the fuck would it matter? Their friends and their having some fun..

  • a brown face in the frame - really funny . Ass show him the Taliban. In fact, it is sad.

  • GODAMMIT I LIKE THIS FUCKING DEVIL DOG

  • what a disgusting accent

  • I thought you meant U.S Marines, never mind the Royal Marines. >.<

  • Are those Royal Marines?

  • @Gabbo2010

    No its a US Marine having a good day.

  • They taking the piss out of us brits?

  • @CRC1770 yeh but we do the same =)

  • Ron Paul Ad<3 The only time I am happy for getting a youtube ad

  • Guys, just don't kill innocent people like theese american bastards!

  • Wow it funny they're laughing one rocket angled to even hit the wall where they are near by and they're dead by the impact of the shrapnel in their gut. I don't think people should be comparing war to games, I don't die in bf or cod when a rocket explodes 50m away in real life you do.... Respect for anyone serving with honor for the sake of others not the country.

  • @ehyellowjackets02 no shit sherlock. I was making a joke.

  • theya flyung roite ova aw heads

  • @TEHTYMEKITTEH1 I know that. lmao. Its a joke I made up from my MW3 Let's Plays. You have to watch them to get the joke. Also btw its Rocket Propelled Gernade.

  • always has the english accent ha..

  • @KGlovesNR whats with that?

  • @00rouchy00 dunno he must have an od sense of humor ha

  • I like the Marine. I am a US Marine, and I can tell you this guy is a hoot to serve with

  • RPG= Russian propelled gernade

  • @saf7001

    Actually it means : Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomyot, or translated as Hand-held anti-tank grenade launcher

  • @TEHTYMEKITTEH1 Rocket propelled Grenade

  • @LucidityDreamer6

    wrong answer

  • @LucidityDreamer6 my bad lol

  • @LucidityDreamer6 you are a dumb fuck watch a former Spetsnaz operative get interviewed on Triggers about the rpg

  • @defensemen16 Whats your fuckin Problem all i said was RPG Is Rocket Propelled Grenade..... So FUCK OFF if your going to talk to me like that!

  • @TEHTYMEKITTEH1  my bad

  • @saf7001 rocket propelled grenade

  • Nice steal, literally.

  • why the fuck nothing from german soldiers?!

  • so this is our friend funker? or is funker multiple people?

  • My favorite Funker videos are the one where soldiers are having conversations and laughing...not the combat. It really shows how people deal with the shit in Iraq.

  • @Snyds911 99.9% of my footage is from Afghanistan....not Iraq.

  • @FUNKER530 are you the guy holding the camera?

  • @FUNKER530 Yes, I realized my mistake shortly after writing that comment. I look like an uninformed idiot I know...

  • @FUNKER530 hahahahahaa

    YOU FUCKING OWNED THAT IGNORANT FUCK

  • @FUNKER530 Hey Funkmaster, which one of these men is you in the videos? 

  • @FUNKER530 yes i know its not but;same shit ha ha.still cool to see them react the way they do!

  • @transdetendal not the same shit at all

  • @FUNKER530 How do you get all of this footage?

  • @FUNKER530 no need to be an asshole

  • @Snyds911 They're not in Iraq you moron.

  • @Snyds911 Iraq is just a big pile of shit. the soldiers there have no way of dealing with it. The whole Iraq invasion was a mess and barely any soldiers have any idea what the fuck to do. Them dirty sand niggers be messin with their heads.