Clarkson trapped in portaloo

[tomazi8]

cunt

[blacktieman]

so wrong, i have to try that.

[CharleyandAlex]

They actually look like Habbo's portaloo's. :P

[labyrinthshadow]

What 's wrong !

Did he lost his sense of humor ?...hehehe

[AexPlix]

That was mean.

[Blankfrack]

I'm a man you numpty. Something you will never be.

[Blankfrack]

What a flaming poof you are

[Blankfrack]

The fact that you don't care about my feelings says it all about you, doesn't it?

[Blankfrack]

Let's see how you feel about nurses the next time you need one.

[feedmytube]

i would much rather be ignorant (which i am not) than some stuck up nurse who thinks he is better than everybody.

[Blankfrack]

I am not stuck up. I never said I was better than anybody. I work every day to ease people's suffering. It just gets on my wick when ignorant, ungrateful people like you disparage my profession. I worked very hard to have the PRIVELEDGE of helping others and I won't stand for disrespect born of jealousy

[feedmytube]

your getting a bit annoying now i don't care about your feelings i'm just saying that the way ou talk you make yourself sound like the only person who does good things

good bye

[Blankfrack]

THAt is bullshit. YOU are the one assigning these characteristics to the things I say. This whole argument began when you told me that you thought I became a nurse because I wasn't good enough to become a doctor. Do you trash all people who help others?

[feedmytube]

there you go again " i help others i help others" i dont trash you because you help other i "trash you because you act all high and mighty.

now good bye!

[Blankfrack]

What in the world is wrong with helping others? Are you a complete idiot? There is nothing 'high and mighty' in helping others. It's just a fact. Looking at your channel it's apparent to me that you are nothing more than a troll. Arguing with people for the sake of causing discord. No normal person would say the idiotic things you have. Piss off then

[feedmytube]

ding ding ding! you are correct sir!

I am a troll of course I am!

i've updated my page for the benefit of you and other tubers

have fun "helping others"

[Blankfrack]

Internet trolls are a sad lot. No lives to speak of and very little education. They sniff the grounds round the celebrity table, hoping to lap up those meager crumbs of attention. Attention their parents just couldn't spare. They are like tiny dogs, barking behind the fence of annonymity. If anyone steps inside they run, yiiking, their tails between their pissy legs.

[joeforbes911gt3rs]

clarkson is wicked

[keeduvorst]

This video is fucking bullshit!

You motherfuckers ceall yourselves ''fan's''?

Bloody moronic idiots! Shame on you!

How da hell would you feel if someone locked you up in a loo and after you brake out form it, paparatzos take houndreds and houndres of pictures. Your face will be everywhere.

J. Clarkson rules, the video sucks , bigtime.

[lululemonxx]

i kinda agree :) xxx

[SconeRabbit]

OWNED

[Blankfrack]

I hardly think so.

[Rikkyhardo]

... and what is wrong with Pikeys Blankfrack?

[TopGearFan1995]

classic, absolute classic-ness

[Rikkyhardo]

and now I have to pop down the pub to spread my wit further afield ;-)

[halochamppp]

Yo Rikkyhardo, you say pikey's made you what you are today... well by the way you typed i say they made you into a scummy chav, ha ha ha!!! unlucky!!!

[spouthog]

People are so easily pleased these days.

Oh this will be funny... Pile of tyres... Portaloo... Hahaha... Oh dear.

[smellzy12]

he wasnt trapped he got out easly

[unknownuser213213dsd]

Discrace to trap a person when they are going to the loo. Just because Clackson is a famous tv personallity doesnt mean he should be the but of inappropraite jokes

[englishandproud92]

hahahaha

[MightyMick77]

Fucking pikeys.Clarkson is a peoples champion.

[leebtheloser]

clarkson is a cock muncher

[Scottydoo69]

so's your mum but we dont shout about it

[jinks38]

what was his reaction?

[rusikas1]

Not funny....peoples who did it are idiots, and don't know the meaning of good joke.

[LawrenceBarclay]

poor bastard, scummy people putting them tyres there

[IvieWolfe]

i think, because him hammond and whatshisface prat about with each other on tv, everyone thinks he must be up for a laugh in real life. What some people still do not realise is that the pranks on tv will have been scripted and planned. tut tut to the people who still think tv is real life. clarkson, your a snob, if ya cant take a joke, you shouldnt be making out you can on tv. at least you werent hurt.

[JoshTyrant]

shut up or learn to speak properly

[Rikkyhardo]

dunno ow 2 speak proper ... ure call

[SuckMyCurry]

Your adopted

[Rikkyhardo]

yus i wuz adapted by pikeys ... dem guys made me wot i is today

[JoshTyrant]

they adapted you from what?

they made you into a retarded chav dipshit who cant type and wastes his time inflicting his poor graspe of the english language on to a video about jeremy clarkson?

[Rikkyhardo]

y u guys all get scummy talk ... cos u in luv widda

Jeremy Clarkstone isit???

an i dunt graspe nowty

[JoshTyrant]

for the love of god speak/type properly instead of sounding like some one who's been hit over the head with an unfinished ditionary

[Blankfrack]

I cannot understand a fucking thing you're trying to say. Speak the Queen's English, man!

[Rikkyhardo]

WHAAAAAT !!! ... how dare thee telleth me to speaketh the Queen's English whence forsooth thou uses naughty cussing words. Yay ... thou should be wetted by the ducking stool in the local pond monkey breath ... forsooth.

[Blankfrack]

The fact that you have multiple screen names means you are nothing more than a troll. I shall dismiss you accordingly

[Rikkyhardo]

How dare you say I have multiple screen names ... take that back you blaggard ... I demand pistols at dawn, or weapons of your choice as long as they are not wet sponges like you ... unless you want to apologise for your ouitrageous scar on my screen name !!!! SO THERE

[Blankfrack]

LOL

[cheekyegg]

are you ok?

[SLRShuie]

thats sad why whould someone do that to clarkson!!! would the person who did that like to be locked in their himself!!!!

[stormygail07]

I bet he found it amusing once he had simmered down. He is the biggest piss taker going.

[craig07seymourhill]

haha:L

i <3 you clarkson !

[4skinmasseure]

A big shit doing a big shit.

[jessesims74]

I feel sorry for him, he was just enjoying his day out,yes, he can be a prat at times ,and yes you can have fun,but that went too far.

[parsnip02]

i know clarkson is awesome, but you just gotta laugh aint ya.

[carsgirlsmoney]

What a bunch of cocks, why would you do that to someone, let alone Jeremy Clarkson.

[gregb123456789]

haaa you haven't done yourself a favour you just spelt language wrong whos the illiterate one now!

[Blankfrack]

One slip of the hand is nothing compared to dozens of foolish, illiterate posts. Grow up

[gregb123456789]

fuk off prik

[gregb123456789]

Blankfrack is a knob head and he should go screw himslef :] feed my tube is a legend!!!!

[Blankfrack]

And gregb123456789 is a pikey twat.

[gregb123456789]

blankfrack is shud go fuk his mum

[Blankfrack]

Infantile pillock

[gregb123456789]

yeh i kno but at least im not a prik hu cant take a joke thts been dun on sum1 hu has gone ova the top too many times!

[Blankfrack]

Since you refuse to speak plain English, I'll not honour you with an answer. Ignorant chav

[gregb123456789]

hu do u think u r?? stoopid prik go find sum frends

[Blankfrack]

Obviously someone who can read and write better than you can, illiterate

[gregb123456789]

Well i'm sorry, would you like me to write like you for a change?

I write in text language because i don't hav that much time but you obviously spend the whole day on your pc and have no social life!

[Blankfrack]

Excuse me, but you've been on here as much as I have. And I work at my pc. I plan lessons and grade student materials on it. And when I'm not doing that, I'm a nurse for 12 hours per day. I have no time either, but I do have the courtesy to write in such a way that people are able to read what I say. "Text languege" as you call it is another name for the dumbing-down of the english language by illiterate teens who can't be bothered to learn to spell. You are perpetuating it.

[lululemonxx]

no "txt language" is for people who have a life to get out and about insted of bein on computer all day. so they write quickly, most people can understand it and like i sed b4 its only leavin comments on youtube not a fuckin English gcse so back off

[Blankfrack]

"txt" language as you call it is the first step in a frightening decline in the IQ's of the young on this planet. Dumb-down the language until it is meaningless. There is no case in which one cannot spell out what they are trying to say. I'm a nurse and I teach nurses on the side. My days are incredibly busy. Still, I find time to spell correctly. It's not only a courtesy, it is preserving our language. Something the selfish new "me" generation doesn't give a toss about.

[sazzyzed21]

calm down....

[Blankfrack]

Don't be silly

[lululemonxx]

lol :P

[Rikkyhardo]

Trolls back ...

Ohh dear what can the matter be

Poor old Clarkson

Got locked in the blue lavatory

He was there cos he had to have a pee

Now everyone knows he was there

Boom boom

Ha ha :-D

[Blankfrack]

If you were trying to wind me up, you FAILED. If you need attention so badly, I suggest you make an appointment at the nearest mental health center.

[Blankfrack]

P.S. Your profile looks like you are a flaming homosexual. Is that intentional?

[feedmytube]

do you enjoy being an asshole?

[Blankfrack]

I'm not the asshole. I'm the one with a conscience. I had PARENTS who taught me right from wrong. I am able to put myself in someone else's shoes. It just isn't funny. It would have been monstrous if he'd been injured.

[feedmytube]

injured? it was a toilet...

in what way could he have been injured

[Blankfrack]

What if he had fallen over the tyres coming out? As a nurse I see totally unnecessary injuries from stupid pranks daily. People need to think before they try infantile japes such as this one.

[feedmytube]

i really couldn't care less if you are a nurse. all that tells me is that you weren't good enough to become a doctor so stop bragging

[Blankfrack]

Well, I can see that you are so thoroughly ignorant that there is no point in discussing anything with you. Nurses, for your information, are seperate medical practitioners these days. I have a masters degree in nursing and fill in for physicians at clinics. What a gormless, hateful little twit you are

[lululemonxx]

lol i think your funny tbh :)

[lululemonxx]

lol right well first off..our language has evolved alot over the years..do we talk the same as we did in say, the time of william shakespeare???? no..didnt think so...its called evolution get over it

[Blankfrack]

Do you talk like that in person? I don't think so. It's ridiculous and I don't have to 'get over it.' As I said before, it displays ignorance and a lack of education

[ghostbro54]

So...you are gay?

[lululemonxx]

i have to agree with you, i always write txt coz its easier thn writin out properly its leavin a comment on youtube not a GCSE in english xx

[Misunderstood246]

HAHA fucking bastard.

I wish he died in that portaloo.

Bastard nationalist.

[515MHz]

grow up you cunt

[interloperopp]

your all missing the point

did he wash his hands

did he use the hamster to wipe his botty

did he go in as stig of the dump

was he diss mayed at the out come

could he have kicked tractor tyres out of the way

did he think it was a caravan

but most important how fast does the shitehouse go round the track

[UpMyOwn]

I ove it intaloperoperopopop.

He probably thought it was crap

[camman1009]

he was probably having one too

[clozza4lyf]

what does viral video mean??

[aortasuds]

haha

[Maverick747uk]

he did not.....he did not look happy lol

[misterfishermaan]

the best way of trapping him in is by slamming it down door on ground sideways and sloshing with screams of arghhhh spit arghhh

[Blankfrack]

What an ignorant, childish act. I doubt whomever did this would think it funny. Gobsheits

[feedmytube]

go away

[Blankfrack]

You go away. I have a right to my opinion

[feedmytube]

no you really don't

[Blankfrack]

piss off, troll

[diamagneetik]

childish joke

[helenluvsfashion]

haha what a douche

[zammowillson]

lol that was brilliant, i want to meet the ppl who did it and shake their hands lol

guttted for clarkson though you should have done it to May

[fliggy1756]

hey whats wrong with may?

he's mint

[dev729]

nice :D

[bb110736]

funny as

[ShaunaRocks411]

aww, dats not nice on poor clarkson =[

[1q1q1q1qjigsaw]

you were lucky he didnt run you over in a high preformance car

[mikiowned]

what shouyting " power!!!!" at them and laughing at their pathetic cars

[wombleguts]

how could anyone defile a national treasure??

:P

[wuzz123]

Idiots

[Lumileek]

Ha-ha-ha, I`m laughing my ass off.... How mature of you. And your mummy must be proud!

[UniqueFish79]

Gutted!!

[chazdachip]

that is so harsh. someone should have locked them in a portaloo n then have people point n laugh at em.

[RX8000]

you cant beat clarkson ... the greatest ever

[JenniDontenville]

Haha, i think its funny that the people got away with it, i would've punched them!! :D He is the best presenter.....................­......In the world. ;)

[Lumileek]

Not funny..

[iannkim1]

Very funny. He's in a huff!

[ats38]

not funny...

[montholon]

idiots!!!

[jdebonair]

is that clarkson saying mummy?

[JenniDontenville]

No, its a little kid.

[interloperopp]

jeremy went in his downstairs cloakroom in the isle of man

then appeared at this crappy porta loo convention

is he realy mr ben

or mr been as he drove off in a huff in a yellow mini converted to diesel on a c plate the 1st time round ,it had save the foxes sticker in the back

richard hammond in a hospitel on a lap top reporting in

james mays the nurse