Jackie Chan's first strike fight scene

[CapnJay214Supra]

All SERIOUS wushu practitioners know that ladder-chuks are far superior to the antiquated nunchuks.

[NyxFTW]

China's military is just a cover up so we don't discover their real weapon. And that weapon is Jackie Chan.

Chuck Norris ain't got shit on him.

[GhoullyXX]

Next time, watch as the stupid villians pick a fight with Jackie Chan in Home Depot!

[AzureSkyCiel]

@GhoullyXX don't forget that they also decide to pick a fight with him when he's wearing seven layers of shirts, jackets, and sweaters and also decide to start the fight near defenseless children.

And that's not even his final form.

[Darkwintre]

I can't help thinking why they aren't scared when he picks up that ladder?!

I know I'd be a little wary when he starts wielding that with some notable skill!!

[BlackenedGass]

AFter seeing this I now take a step-ladder with me everywhere I go. Just in case.

[frobie54]

The McGyver of kung fu...

[Kenyasha267]

Jeff Hardy, all of you high flyers in the WWE, this is how you use a ladder!

[LadyMiaow]

This may very well be why the man is still alive after all of these years. He'd probably kick the reaper's ass with his death bed or something.

[flyingvkusanagi]

@LadyMiaow don't age him too much. he's still in his mids (55).

maybe that will happen in 30-40 years or so, though.

[LadyMiaow]

My comment had nothing whatsoever to do with his age. It has to do with the fact that he constantly has put his own life at risk for the sake of his stunts. Such things tend to limit one's life span.

[flyingvkusanagi]

@LadyMiaow oh. well, putting it like that, I agree with you (not that I haven't agreed before - there ain't no reaper, shinigami or whatever who's got anything on Jackie Chan)

[TerminusEst13]

There are no such things as improvised weapons.

There are only objects Jackie Chan has not yet used.

[ShadyKitsune19]

Jackie Chan could use a toothpick to overpower 300 ninjas...

[imamoinker]

@ShadyKitsune19 Well of course he could. Now a single ninja might pose a threat. Inverse ninja law and all that.

[ILOVETODANCELOL]

"Look, a ladder!"

[Krelus]

Give Jackie Chan a weapon - any weapon - and the fight just becomes unfair.

[Rocketedude]

It'd be unfair in the first place.

YOUR FIGHTING AGAINST JACKIE FOR FUCKS SAKE

[A37H3R]

@Krelus because in his hands, anything becomes a weapon ;)

[flyingvkusanagi]

@Krelus weapon? what weapon? just give him ANY INANIMATE OBJECT!

[madeofentropy]

@flyingvkusanagi what about a squirrel that's still alive? it's not inanimate but i'm sure squirrel-chucks would be invented.

[flyingvkusanagi]

@madeofentropy I think you've watched Kung Pow one too many times... xP

[madeofentropy]

@flyingvkusanagi actually too much VG cats, i thought of the rat flail.