A Liverpool Christmas Carroll - Andy Carroll signs for Liverpool FC

[000121m]

Aguero - £37m

Carroll - £35m

Fuckin' smart.

[Johnaldo9]

@000121m

Aguero: £250k per week = £13m per year = £65m for 5 years (his contract) + £37m Total: £102m

Carroll: £80k per week = £4.16m per year = £20.8m for 5 years (his contract) + £35m Total: £55.8m

Fuckin' smart!

[000121m]

@Johnaldo9

If you think Aguero earns a quarter of a million a week, you're a moron.

Funny how you also pick a conservative estimate for Carroll's wages.

Fact remains that all things being equal, Aguero was available for what you spunked on Andy. Fucking. Carroll.

Hilarious.

[Mynamesnigel]

@000121m Aguero doesn't earn quarter of a million a week no, he gets WAY more than that with advertising and with sponsorship deals. Carroll was the better buy for the time and the long run.

[000121m]

@Mynamesnigel

Your point?

His sponsors, and advertisers pay him anything he earns besides his basic wage.

Have you actually got anything that may support your laughable claim anyway?

But it gets better,

"Carroll was the better buy for the time and the long run."

Now that's just hilarious. Nice to know you're happy though. Ahem.

[Mynamesnigel]

@000121m His wages are 200 thousand plus. We weren't willing to spend that. In the long run that would add up to debt. Andy will stay for years and years. Aguero will get fed up with the weather and leave. I'd prefer a loyal player than a greedy money grabber who hardly runs about

[000121m]

@Mynamesnigel

You're an idiot mate.

[Mynamesnigel]

@000121m Care to explain? Or are you satisfied with your lame attempt of an insult with no meaning?

[Plaggy22]

where was i when this came out?? lol

[joakimgeliassen]

Ohh liverpool Oh you never walk alone

[geordielegend9]

If these child killing clowns want to pay over the odds for one of out reserve lads then fair play to them £35m in the bank cha ching :) xx

[KidKurdi711]

@geordielegend9 3-0 nil geordie bastard. We played shite and we still managed to give ye shit cunts only one proper chance. What does that say about your team.

[XBR4Da]

LOL this was amazing

[ivysaur09]

WHOT DE EFF THIS IS FUCKING RAD HAHAHA LIVERPOOL <3 ANDYWANDY! <3

[MattyEFC121]

Sharingan6277, Liverpool fan? Scouser? didnt think so. Jealous of Andy Carroll no lad.

[scouserdoyle]

@MattyEFC121 £35mil we paid for Carroll we could have bought everton for that hahaha small small team

[MattyEFC121]

Whats the world of fooball coming to when the likes of Andy Carroll are being sold for such mast amounts of money? Oh no thats got nothing to do with money, football or stupidity thats good old Liverpool in the transfer window.

[Carlozvela759]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL RESPECT!

[Siggybobby]

Muhahaha...Epic!

[cmoz88]

Sweet Carroll 9!!! (oh oh oh)

[simon44]

George Best as present?

[MrMister096]

I'm sure I just saw carroll on big fat gypsy weddings.

[cmoz88]

@MrMister096 lmfao!!!!

[MrEnglandForever1]

We always knew he was a red, Carroll, Carroll

He's got a dirty greasy head, Carroll, Carroll,

He beats up birds, he burns his house,

But we don't care thats fuckin scouse,

ANDY CARROLL LIVERPOOLS NUMBER 9!

[Crouch84]

@MrEnglandForever1

Hahaha, big Pool fan, but that was funny as hell!!

[MrEnglandForever1]

@Crouch84 Cheers pal...i can see that catchin on, u heard it hear 1st! YNWA

[goodlad22]

@MrEnglandForever1 IM A SCOUSER THAT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING

[MrEnglandForever1]

@goodlad22 Im a scouser...and PROUD. So go fuck ya sen lad

[anthnufc1]

@MrEnglandForever1 35 million ha ha u could ov had 2 better forwards for that u mugs. desperate daglish.

[MrEnglandForever1]

@anthnufc1 Damn right we could have 2 better forwards. BUT, ur broke ass's was desperate for money ...u MUGS, an LFC rich as fuck, so 'walk on' nobhead. 5X

[anthnufc1]

@MrEnglandForever1 i will never hav any respect for liverpool until u win the premier league, fuck me the toon will probly do it b4 u .

[MrEnglandForever1]

@anthnufc1 Like i give a fuck if u respect us or not pal, get on with ur life Mrs magpie, ur watchin a Liverpool video ya daft twat...awww still weeping about Carroll are we?? he's now property of LFC, get over it.

[anthnufc1]

@MrEnglandForever1 suck me cock whilst gently cuppin my balls, put a sly finger in my arse

[MrEnglandForever1]

@anthnufc1 LOL

[LuisSuarez93]

@MrEnglandForever1 Hahaha get in lad!

[leokopite]

Just bowing...

[ivornewname]

Pure class,,mite even get a goal from a corner now .

[momoceqiu]

Class

[absago1]

He was only 21. He was a jeoardy. Kenny Dalglish signed him for a big fee. In fact it broke the British transfer record. His name was Alan Shearer. He is only 22, He is a jeoardy. Kenny Dalglish has just signed him for a new British transfer record. His name is Andy Caroll. This is history repeating itself and I have a feeling Caroll is going to set the EPL alight.

[pahatom]

@absago1 as the video makes reference; Kenny also sign Peter Beardsley for LFC for a then British transfer record too

[Bumsesh]

@absago1 Keegan signed Shearer. LOLOLOLOL

[baldavenger99]

@Bumsesh I believe he was referring to when Dalglish signed him for Blackburn. You tool.

[crasher1in]

@Bumsesh At blackburn you dickhead.

[SimonLeeMcGaun]

@absago1 Don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, everever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, compare Andy fucking Carroll to Alan Shearer. Can only be a scouse monkey to come up with that conclusion.

[themannys]

@absago1 dont seem to remember shearer being threatened by gangsters having his car burnt out or braking his teammates jaw carol is heading one way

[888Quetzalcoatl888]

Bobby Charlton can fuck off....ha ha ;o)

[scouserdoyle]

@888Quetzalcoatl888 haha

[888Quetzalcoatl888]

Fuckin' hysterical ;o)

Queue up at Greggs??? Howey the lads ;o)

LMAO ;o)

[Hasselnorris]

Haha brilliant!

[132000Volts]

lol

[colabottles77]

can someone tell me how long he's injured for? cant wait to see him and suarez pair up

[themannys]

@colabottles77 the rest of the season hopefully ,.......traitorous bastard

[footstatic]

@colabottles77 4 weeks.Just in tme for the Man u game.

[mikk0lfc]

what's the name of a carrol in the background ?

[richardleeson]

genius

[LumixGoals]

brilliant lol no kieron dyer xD

[Stewarty88]

Nope, I got the first view.

Sorry!

[IncrediblyNinja]

haha brilliant :L just found this trending on twitter as andy carrol and looks like im the first view :p