When Criminals Get a Hold of Google

[Drazerblade]

iam on the weird part of youtube again!!!!

[shivampatel24]

i want 35 seconds of my life back

[S0nicther0bl0x]

GUYS its not googles fault. google is just a search engine. blame other people for making hose sites.

[222bunting]

Half the stuff on google and Utube is a lie

[visaverse1]

mhm.............lol wow ive actually searched some of those including "Find Chuck Norris" the results for thatwas funny.....it said "pick one of the 2 choices

1.search for a different person

2.run and hide before he finds you

no joke..........

[TheMinecraftreviewer]

lol i like his idea on making a mess

[katieeS44]

how the hell did I get here....? :L

[mymeo1011]

hmm...777 likes, wow, so many ppl have searched for illegal shiz

[spongegirlxx]

eh ok yay waaa... yay i dont know wat im watching ... yay lol :)

[jbrooklyn420]

create a search story..so the government can monitor you

[ShadyWolf313]

@RednekDude15 Oh so when I type in "Naked girls going crazy on eachother" they know that I'm typing that in? Well thats not good because now the fucking people on Google can watch my porn, those fucking pervs

[tehkittylover]

thumbs-up... who hasn't?

[whiteirishtiger]

"how to out run the cops" .. I know a cop that benches over 400 pounds and can RUN more than 10 miles at a time .. GOOD LUCK OUT RUNNING THE COPS! LMAO **he's a great guy.. all his former gf's are still friends with him and he doesn't like anyone talking negatively about anyone else. he fought for the US and your freedom. also, remember what my son says "if you run, it only makes it worse"**

[tomdavis611]

@whiteirishtiger I know a cop who is 90 pounds and takes it up the ass by a big black cock every night. He cancels out your tough cop. So now we're even bitch. 

[debbiebombastic]

you're not funny, even if you're trying to be.

[RednekDude15]

you know they monitor all the shit you search right?

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@RednekDude15 no because i can search up how to make a bomb and they wont moniter it. idiot.

[RednekDude15]

@SALDFSKLDFS well that just wasn't nice

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@RednekDude15 sorry i love u.

[RednekDude15]

@SALDFSKLDFS love you too

[Nixblicker77]

The results are not related to the search string... So what do you want to tell us with this video?

[aABOOMHEADSHOTAa]

What are those links again?

Clear Clan represent!!!

[AZproductions117]

@aABOOMHEADSHOTAa Wtf?

[1337charlie]

i feel like i could get in trouble for even watching this

[TheJake3]

And your point is?

Cars are also dangerous, but unless your a psychopath, you will not play GTA on the street and kill everyone. right?

[xClyded]

i bet they really do this

[iLuhvSushi]

this is what happens when America is given the right of Freedom of Speech. ._.

[hellonpluto]

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fassssssssssssssssssssssst

[nathermueller]

so just tell us when the fbi knocks on your door;)

[022meow]

WTF?

[joshsmusicss]

the fbi probably has this video on file..

[puppyrocks1]

dirty and funny at same time

[Screep5]

LOL! Sexy time with Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker... What? WTF? Oo

[ithotnihtwhh]

Ive looked for a lot of illegal shit just to see if it was there. Turns out you can fund absolutely anything on Google.

[Talkingworms]

@ithotnihtwhh Enjoy your new FBI buddies.

[whohasdonut4me]

uhhh... WTF

[thedeerdroppa]

*vid starts* oh, look at the time... Clock: 8:36...goodnite

[jessieloveu75]

ok i am walking away from the youtube now………

[NoughNeaux]

288 people are sexually repressed, and have no souls.

[obliviongame78]

if the police see this your be arrested

[juggaloitis]

@obliviongame78 for what crime? lmfao know your laws before you post DDD

[AVvalia]

@juggaloitis Well it is against the law, the new SOPA act passed by congress actually prohibits this video. If you don't agree with that visit americancensorship org

[JoeyFx96]

@AVvalia It wasn't passed.... Lurk Moar

[zeppelin67637]

@AVvalia SOPA hasn't passed

[spinemelter2000]

@juggaloitis The Patriot Act nullifies our fourth amendment rights. The NSA is spying on you when you use your computer. If you have a webcam, that's even worse because they have video evidence of what you do on the other side of the screen as well.

Your best bet is to use Google to search "How to use a magnet to delete your files permanently."

[AVvalia]

@spinemelter2000 Im pretty sure a group of guys isn't watching every single american on the internet. I would know because im not in jail right now.

[Kansutachi]

@AVvalia not every single american. but they can check what you've been searching if they want to.

[L0LzXOXO555]

@ibecindy3 haha,ikr x]

[ScreamWoork]

K that was cruel but WHY THE FUCK all the links are already SURFED!! *reports you*

[PremierSoccer00]

Wait.. why were you looking up those things anyways..

[TaraAndJessie]

i always get lost in the gay side of youtube :\

[EverythinMsk19]

How would you know about what a criminal searches on google? are you a criminal?



[WeskerHouse013]

thats funny

[cookingshowaddict]

How the hell I end up here? I was looking for EVPS? hehh

[jpwashere1]

fuck this guy

[op3p]

did the fbi show up at your door?

[woophotolover]

Safe search is on strict....12 year old twat

[pinkyamber5]

@ibecindy3 me to xD ♡♥♀♂♣●♬∞彡∞´´★°☆º♩×♪`╮]╰[♡ツ

[name887]

I once look up how to enrich uranium..... for purely academic purposes of course.

[nwgs4nzfx2]

Google is run by criminals.

[thelordmemnoch]

Because no crimes were committed before the invention of the internet. Mom, did you upload this damn video?

[BrunoDuraes95]

Why did i see it ?

[SadFaces1]

Lets bet that there is no 34 second?

[DragnWolfBite666]

Google Search: how to smuggle drugs into the country

Google Search: how to pass a lie detector test after getting caught for smuggling drugs

Google Search: how to escape from prison on death row

Google Search: how to escape the electric chair without anyone noticing

[Gr33nThumbs]

stupid

[TheDarkk1llz]

Check out 0:34 its epic make sure you pause it right there

[L0LzXOXO555]

is anyone else pressin pause to see watz typed in the search? i am :P

[ibecindy3]

@L0LzXOXO555 I paused every time to read haha XD

[MGSUltimateSnake]

hot paz

[RandomReecey]

LOL!

[XxBaTmAnFiGhTeRxX]

I CANT PRESS PAUSE!

[FallenAngels123456]

I have seen worse google searches.

[CHUCKNORIS1002]

this guy should be a considered a criminal for the disgrace to youtube

[MrAaguus]

you need to get into the deep web muahah >:D

[Animatic121]

What the hell? Why is Peace Walker the first result for pedophilia?!

[1Dead1Pixel1]

@Animatic121 Because you have sex with Paz. You know, the sixteen year old girl. You do it in a box. On a beach.

[Animatic121]

@1Dead1Pixel1 Oh, that's right. But wasn't she technically eighteen the whole time?

[jere3416]

@Animatic121 paz, nuff said

[skullheadAZ]

@Animatic121 makes you wander doesn't it

[Epicwin912]

@Animatic121 When Snake fucks the 16 y/o girl (even though she was actually 25 its still considered pedophilia)

[DillonStanfordTV]

@Animatic121 Why are you looking up pedophilia any how hmm? That's the question.

[Animatic121]

@DillonStanfordTV I'm not, it was on the video.

[Soulsplatter]

@DillonStanfordTV it can be for educational purpose...

just saying, i oonce had to make a colloqium at shool over child abuse, then one needs to google some words not everybody does...

[0oMuffinSo0]

2 Things

1: Lol

2: Why where you searching these things?

[trysaratop]

my google videos are funnier(:

[poopz]

ROFL

[xXTropicalTacoXx]

0:15 top response: need some tips on how not to get caught speeding

[sergeantvictory]

Anyone else scroll down to see if SkulzClan was telling the truth?

[oceanangel101]

LOL. XD

[ogcasanovase]

"Easiest banks to rob"... I'm feeling lucky

[MollyCowie29]

Thumbs up if you typed any of these in to Google :D

[Lucifera4]

Everyone, hold ctrl + alt + the down arrow :)

[ILoveKittens62]

How did i get from listening to people sing to this

[Lucifera4]

@ILoveKittens62 idk

[flamedude8]

Look up on google "what defines an english person" my brother showed it to me, it's pretty funny, buy not very true.

[rickichoong]

thanks now im a criminal  kidding or am i

[SilverShadowDarkness]

My dark side, she's envious of their bravery...

[Warhawkkane66]

@theheroofthime39 has one of these vids!!

[ShyDude14]

0:28 that's what she said

[uwishuknewher1]

Why are both of the top comments the same? Jeez, be original.

[sirhoot1]

1 how did i get here 2 your a crimanal because u looked this up

[Riferno]

So... how exactly do these results help criminals? I don't see it.

[TheColaCandy]

i can't stand people who can't tell the difference between left and right. so fucking thick. it's not exactly difficult.

[KoopaFreak]

the related videos are on the fucking right guys.

[flipbugoystar]

I'm not sure how the related videos ended up on your left, but its been always on the right side.

[Darshindex]

what?

[Darshindex]

i dont now ass

[merl0c]

how did I end up in the weird section of youtube again...

[rundmc525]

@merl0c getting old...

[emin777ify]

@SkulzClan fuck u i just did that

[jb1526]

@SkulzClan i need to go back to youtube cuz i followed ur comment anyway that was funny

[yz2504eva]

@SkulzClan fuck u

[ReaperSound]

@SkulzClan You got me too LOL

[Robinbobby12]

@SkulzClan #oPENED A NEW TAB BEFORE i PRESSED

[Rubennze]

@Robinbobby12 uR CAPS IS ON.

[Corrupted4N1M3]

@SkulzClan lol

[uenragedbro]

@SkulzClan haha dick

[TastiCupcakes]

@SkulzClan u exited me out bxtch

[Ball4184]

@SkulzClan THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH

[scydeN]

@SkulzClan Fuck you lol >:[

[SansooMusic]

@SkulzClan fuc kyou iactually did it

[1DPIKI]

@SkulzClan XD ASSHOLE

[Lucifera4]

@SkulzClan I already know what that does so i didn't do it :) nice try

[ToX1CxHaZe]

@SkulzClan Fuck you damn! I fell for that shit a couple years ago too. nice

[frozenpie1]

@SkulzClan awww. you got me :)

[iclandgirl]

@SkulzClan BASTARD.

[xZeRoNyTx]

@SkulzClan HAhahaa damnittt! i thought ALT F4 was the only one that could do that

[MrNeocaligus]

@SkulzClan Nice one buddy. You just made at least 4000 kids cry...X)

[EmosDontExsist]

@SkulzClan I opened a new tab first, so I knew what was going to happen ;)

[MrNandish007]

@SkulzClan Old school bro. :)

[HOWLINGWOLFSTORM]

@SkulzClan I'm on a mac, i don't have ctrl

[98Kitty19]

so true



[LORDCYBERSAURUS]

None of the resulting searches had anything to do with what you were implying they were.

[MrIdk44]

im scared to press any other vids on the right 

[undocumentedspot]

Criminals never use Google. Criminals are yahoooooo!

[BigTim5675]

Ya the government is defiantly keeping a close eye on you.

[DaBeesAnkles]

literally none of your searches came back with websites with the information you were actually searching for. MASSIVE FAIL.

[FreeCandyManXD]

Once upon a time... I was browsing Minecraft videos... and now this... i dont even know anymore...

[ellisfellis123]

i cant believe people actully look that up!?!?!?

[MrFoozer]

@toppcat48 how do u like something?

[ParabellumBoy]

i tnod teg ti....

[benonymous]

Search for some of that stuff and the FBI will be at your house in an hour or less.

[TheSteve1809]

i tried tying a homeless person to a tree last winter after watching this.i succeeded! but i let him free after a couple hours than ran like hell!!! haha

[darkflame900]

What video to click.....uum...ergh...umm...B­lue screen! THANK GOD!!

[rexfurry]

Why is it almost all of the related videos in the "Weird" part of Youtube, have like a million views? I don't get it o_o

[giannab38]

I don't really like this video i think its dumb just my opinion

[KjrHellkules]

Ugh! man.THiS GUY!! this guy really knowz how 2 waste ur time, mayne.

[simonbob13]

"Thumbs up if you've ever searched with anything to do with illegal sh*t"

God forbid anyone ever get ahold of my history.

[hasnain2500]

am i a criminal if igo into this if so call me a criminal :D

[OctoSnuffaluffagus]

Should be named "when retarded people get a hold of youtube."

[marinanciferri]

u must read this. once u started there is no turnind back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdured in 1945.her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed hin. if ou do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt u and kill you. you better start to copy and paste if you want to be saved

[GrammarRockz]

@marinanciferri Wow. I think it's your lack of grammar and spelling that'll kill us all.

[marinanciferri]

@GrammarRockz

hahaha i didnt even notice

[JonAltemose1]

umm most of you got here because you clicked this video!!!!! amazing right! now you know why you "appear" on this, because you clicked it! wowowow! who wouldv known!

[skullytonxO]

Really...? Click* click* click * click * Oh look more weird videos! Lets watch and comment.

* click * click * click * click

....Do any of you see this pattern too!?

[TheLollabisk]

@skullytonxO Yup. D:

[MyHermioneG]

I was watching a Maroon 5 music video, then some how got here. Uhhhhh........ Okay. :|

[LolJkingStacyxx]

@MyHermioneG i was watching fourplayerpodcast...

[MyHermioneG]

@LolJkingStacyxx Haha lol. Nice.

[coolmint191]

hahahaha

[theairborne145]

fuck im in the weird section of youtube again

[kalenrox9]

@theairborne145 How is this the weird part? Fucking retards these days...

[theairborne145]

@kalenrox9 look at all the video suggestions to the right you fucking idiot

[kalenrox9]

@theairborne145 That doesn't mean that your in the weird part of youtube...

[theairborne145]

@kalenrox9 'alien in my stomach' 'deformed people' '10 levels of disturbing' 'creepiest videos on youtube', how exactly is this not the weird part?