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  • So when R. Kelly peed on that girl, it was cool cause his pee is pure?

  • WTF..... I'm muslim and this guy is retarded.

  • wanna hear a joke? religion

  • WTF??? 8^D

    "Oh, Muslims aren't down on women".

    As I recall, urine is as sterile as you can get so I don't think he's even being truthful.

  • gee the male had less E coli think that means his kidneys are NOT doing their job - that's one way for the males to be gone sooner.

  • I'm convinced. Off to the mosque then.

  • This is one of the dumbest things that it has been my misfortune to hear.

    Personally, I'm getting mighty tired of hearing how men are so 'superior' to women.

    It would serve them (Islam) right if only men children were born to them. Then see how quickly women would become prized.

    

  • that proves islam is a pissfull religion.

  • Is this video meant to be satire?? It can't possibly be serious.

  • their logic is irrefutable *end sarcasm*

  • is this why it is said"piss be upon him" ?

  • say what? I'm confused....that's like saying, "yellow and blue make green so Islam is the true religion." that doesn't make any sense man...sorry.

  • "Argument from Urine" ? Why argue, piss on the Koran first, & check for E.coli later. Quoran is a good culture media for E.coli, which is more than happy to grow there.

  • ahahaha that guy so called prophet mohammad (shit upon him) had really screwed the muslim book deh!!

    they make the bible looks better every single day.

  • American Christian fundamentalists are not any less stupid than the idiot in this video. Both of these camps were made from the same God, hence have the same shit for brains.

  • Ha ha the funiest thing since Monty Python. How he could talk this bullshit for 2.15 mins and not fall about laughing is fucking amazing.

  • @rattleshakti good point!

  • How do they know that E. Coli is impure?

    Most forms of it are actually beneficial.

  • I'm sorry, but did i WAKE UP IN THE WRONG WORLD ???

    I wasn't paying attention for a few years and now that I've awoken, I see arabic babbling muslims everywhere, throwing out statements in all seriousness which would make any certified lunatic psychiatry patient jealous ... What the fuck is wrong with these people ? WHO SHAT INTO THEIR HEADS ???

  • Only is a muslim country could this happen. I wonder when they will do the poop experiment?

  • This stupid muslim prooves exactly the oposite ! That Quran is full of scientific errors and Mohamed was not a prophet ! Thank u for posting this video !! :)))

  • O man! A heavily islamic country does a test with theologians of islam overseeing the experiement and they confirm the quran is true. Man! Could you imagine what errors we could find if they actually did REAL tests!!!!

  • Wow ... that's a desperate argument.

  • I'm convinced! Golden showers from Heaven! Sign me up for Islam now sop I can start peeing on your turban's. It's all good with Allah - I'm a boy.

  • @toddpnewton LOL!

  • they shouldn't have observed any bacteria in the urine in the first place. those babies must have some infection.

  • this is totaly stupid , urine is urine, woman or men , its equals same .... so clean both ... islam is stupid and dumb just 8th century people that are lightly retard can believe in it and his pedophile murderist prophet mooo ham head

  • @mameloche Like believing in christianity isn't just as stupid?! All those silly old books are just that; silly OLD books where some were crazy and some were just trying to figure out our existance.

  • The part where he says "this proves unequivocaly that Islam is the true religion" simply makes me laugh hysterically.

  • Mohammad was a child raping scum bag.

  • Urine idiot. Who actually liked this video...this is the one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.

  • In what world would things like this be taken seriously?

    *eyeroll* in a religious world.

  • the information is cool, but this is one of the cases on which we understand that Einstein was right when he sad that scientists are bad philosophers normally. This guy commited a fallacy of non sequitur and a real extrapolation from the evidence: the experiment just show that the information about the pee of maleXfemale is accurate, not that the ENTIRE Quran is right nether that it was Allah who choosed Mohammed (a demon could know this too).

  • RiDICKulous.

  • You got to love bronze age bullshit. It's so intelligent.

  • Well the good news guys is that we men dont need to wash our hands anymore after going for a number one.

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  • @CrazyNative4 And thats because ISLAM hates faggots like you.I know,truth hurts sometimes.

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  • @izri1

    yes but if the dickhead muhammad can gives a nice dick sucking i covert tonight.

    fucking biggot

  • @shalimaar444 Go let yourself and momma en your whole nation get fucked by your "gods" the idols.

    Your ancestors allready did.

  • @izri1 When faggots like you and the christians and jews and all the other heathen scum are in the grave,the angeld of death will come to you and ask you who is the messenger than came to you and brought you the message of God.

    You'll say "Mohammad" on a lying sneaky way.Then the angel will say,"but you did not follow him"God will say "take him to hell,he is a liar".Remember faggot,by rejecting Mohammad and his message from God you will go to the eternal fire.

  • @izri1 ahhh..you actually have a lot more in common with christians and jews than you might think oh brother of islam: that is you keep telling us heathens where we'll end up after death if we don't start worshiping your God. Let me pass on some real wisdom to you now: a religious mind is a still mind without all sorts of rules and impositions forced upon itself. peace be with you my brother!

  • @izri1 I would rather spend eternity in the lake of fire than follow a 'prophet' who argues over the difference of male and female urine. Seriously, WTF is wrong with you people?

  • @CrazyNative4 And thats ISLAM hates dykes,dog fucking pigs,sons and daughters of whores.Just face it,you hate ISLAM because islam tells you the truth.And youre a culture of cowards who cant face the truth.And because you cant handle the truth you take it on the true message.You all know God accepts no other religion than ISLAM and accepts no filthyness such as how you live.But dont worry,the first time you will feel that is when youre in the grave.Thats when the punishment will begin.

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  • Islam: Its true because of piss.

  • I have now reached my own conclusion on islam,its utterly and totally rediculous.

    Next you`ll be telling me that some fucker split the moon in half then stuck it back together.

  • Haha, what incredible retards you find among the muslims! I saw another moron, an "imam" who said The Earth is flat and The Sun circles The Earth....because it says so in "The Quran"! Muahahaaah! : )

  • WHAT THE FUCK...

    Fuck all the actual evidence, fuck the retarded scriptures, fuck anything remotely scientific or logical, infant pee has shown us the true religion?

    Stupid retard...

  • @Nicx950 Read about, Tauwheed then you will see the true religion, do not judge immediately now, but after you've done this en answer me back...

  • Thats true wisdom right there!!! Amen bro keep on preaching your way all the way back to the stone age.

    Morons...

  • o_0

    Oh. Crap.

  • Well! I know I'm convinced. The evidence was in my urine all along!

  • how stupid you gonna be more than getting down to the pee issue ? so I have a question here, are you really doctor? if yes, then is every muslim doctor agree with you?, if yes, then I have to ask the doctor that i'm going to if he/she was a muslim . if yes then I WONT BE SICK ANY MORE IN MY LIFE IT'S MUCH SAFER

  • The fact that there are people who still think like this today makes me want to put a slug through my brain.

  • He is a poor doctor if he doesn't know that E. Coli is native to the human body and that getting a little on your skin is not dangerous. The only way this turns out to be a health issue--which I think is his claim as to why the Qur'an orders the washing of the urine--is if you are forcing the infant to drink the urine. I doubt the Qur'an requires that.

  • I saw this guy...

    And I pissed in my pants.

    From laughter.

  • OK ......now i am totally confused ,how much a person has to be pissed up to use piss to prove authenticity of religion

  • When a normal doctor finds bacteria in your urine they will treat you for a UTI.

  • EVERY time a baby pps wit his wewe or spirnkles were he tinkles you weirdo clean the pissy ass baby and then use baby powder spastic.

  • There is more e coli in the female urine because the urinary meatus is closer to the anus the the male's is. Only Allah would have known this 14000 years ago.

  • 14000 years ago? And He sat on that for 12600 years until that pedophile came along?!

    This whole thing is completely bullshit. There is not a lot of bacteria in any healthy person's urine, male or female.

  • @mrsevans1000

    right muhammad fund that in the little aish 9 years old ass. hahahahahha!!!

    stupid cunt!!!

  • @mrsevans1000

    shut the fuck! so what your monkey allah says about my hairy balls he licked last night?

  • but wait, boy´s pee still has bacteria in it! But don´t wash it off or urine trouble!

  • Well jeez guy, what about feces

  • Be careful. Peaceful Muslims everywhere might issue death threats over this.

  • What an idiot.

  • The man is an utter buffoon.

  • wow... that was profoundly stupid

  • inshallah al boooooooooool benkub ala rasuk ya katheb

  • الاعجاز في البول ..

    الحل هو البول ..

    يخرب بيت ام التخلف

    جتكم ستين قرف

  • Allah peanut butter sandwich!!!

  • Islam is correct?

    The Hadith- Burkhari vol. IV, no. 543- Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "Allah created Adam, making him 60 cubits tall." (= 75 or 90 feet tall depending on the cubit used)

    Imagine Adam and Eve, 90 feet tall-what huge beds they would have had to make for them and all their children!

    Noah's ark was only 30 cubits tall (1/2 the height of Adam) with 3 stories inside- did they have to crawl around or did they just shrink really quickly over the 900 year span?

  • first of all, they won't need beds ..... secondly, Allah JS made Adam with His own hands, rest of us are breed. Can you live long enough to witness 900 years to defy history .... if not, then be wise and shut up. We listen of enough miracles that mind don't accept. Can you explain the birth of Christ ?

  • The reason why you have to wipe the girl's vagina(wipe the boys private too!) is because the bacteria can easily travel inside her body with help of her own fluids. Please, muslims. When you see my comment, don't get a hard on. I'm just simply trying to educate you.

  • boy's private and girl's VAGINA ...... pretty suggestive education eh ? Probably your religion voids you to mention penis but gives you liberty to discuss vaginas. Is that why you let your women get nude down to vaginal level ?

  • OK this is the WEIRDEST "proof" of an axiomatic doctrine EVER.

    Sweet Jesus. I thought evangelical christian creationists twisted themselves into knots over their pseudoscience. But this ... this is almost brilliant in its sheer nuttiness.

    Congratulations, radical Muslims - this guy has guaranteed you top marks for the prestigious Crazy Award in our World Religion Awards. Good luck with the Proselytizing and Looney Dogma categories this year - I'll certainly back you against the Pope!

  • this prestigious crazy award should be named after the European respected collaborator and supervisor who let this whole nuttiness happen ... oh the pope ... just wait a few months ... and you will back us against your own Pop. Well, pope, nonetheless, might get upset with his gay cronies over fucking nuns.

  • I knew it. I should have sex with as many girls as I can to get their Islamic purity. That is why Mohamed had sex with the 9 years old Aisha. Everything is falling in place now. One more scientific islamic discovery like this and I convert.

  • Hardly an unbiased "test" on babies' urine. Done by a prof. from the "Internat'l Comm. on Scientific Signs in the Quran & Sunna?" This is called making your pre-determined conclusion fit the facts.

    The boy/girl bacteria differential is probably b/c the urinary tract frOm bladder to outside of the body is shorter in girls.

    But, Muslims? Please pay attention here: CLEAN URINE OFF BOTH BOYS AND GIRLS. WE ARE NOT IN THE 7th CENTURY. TWO WORDS: SOAP ... WATER! USE THEM !

  • Religion would be hilarious if they weren't all based on conquest and death.

  • HOw do you know that the translation is ACTUALLY correct?

  • Because our Zionist masters tell us so. We sit around and upload videos where Arab scientists talk about the newest and most beneficial discoveries of the scientific world, and we just slap silly subtitles onto their videos.

  • ahahahaha this shit is as crazy as christians stuff damn holy marihuana every religion is fucking delirious!!

  • This makes sense. God had good reason to make the girls urine dirty too, while the boys urine is cleaner. I believe that Mohammad knew this too because he got a rash when he was messing with baby girls. Praise be to Alah. I will be more careful around baby girl urine.

  • don't forget to punish your babygirl for being a girl.

  • LOL

  • How can you doubt this man? He is wearing a suit and tie! Don't you see the model of a skeleton and the picture of the fetus in the background? What more proof of his expertise do you need?

    Truth trickles down from Heaven and one cannot shake it off. Pees be upon you.

  • "Pees be upon you."

    ROFLMAO!!! You said it all, BauraKale!

    8^D

  • Hey, hello Baura and Flattop !  I know you from RfM.

    I am SkunkPuppet there!

    Love you both! Neck hugz!

  • LOL

    nice comment !!!!

    but the pees be upon you ???

    you forgot to say Girsls pees upon Mohammed

  • Hoy, what if maybe, maybe the prophet was like "i'm gonna say something trivial and see if they make a big deal out of it."

  • "koranic science" = cat bark = football bat = deaf eye = doy yoy yoyingggggggg

    "palestinian expert" = a rock thrower with a great fastball

  • This is the funniest shit I seen in a long time !

  • Subhanalllah

  • Wow, tell me this is a joke someone please. Some one please tell me this is a joke. It has to be.

  • I had a hard time trying to tell the difference between the e-coli and this speaker.

    hhhmmm, so urine proves that Islam is the real religion.

    With over a billion Muslims - no wonder less than a handful get Nobel prizes in anything!

  • islam stinks to the roten urine of lies, manipulation, stupidification,irrationalalit­y and deception.

  • I am speechless...

    This video clearly proves science in the noble Quran is Science at its best. What most people do not realize is the fact that science in the noble Quran covers every scientific facts discovered so far. The noble Quran itself is the proof of that.

    subhanallah

  • I have to point out, what you said is an utter lie.. I have nothing against Islam or religion for that matter. But I don't believe the Quran has every scientific fact discovered so far. I'd love to be proven wrong though! . . . Anyone? . . . yeah, didn't think someone would ask for proof, huh? Therein lies the problem..

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  • If you don't know, the noble Quran can easily replace any textbook of advanced physics, biology and chemistry and which still have much scientific knowledge left in it so that there will be no need for any future text books (some idiots might wonder why it took 1400 years to discover this truth, but just ignore them ). What better proof you need than the glorious Quran?

  • You're either a liar, a religious fanatic who doesn't know any better, or both. I'm sorry, but I don't believe there is anything in the Quran about Quantum mechanics, Time, the properties of waves, particle physics or QED which is the most solid theory in the history of mankind! come back and talk when you educated yourself!

  • "You're either a liar, a religious fanatic who doesn't know any better, or both. "

    I am neither. Don't you have any other alternative? Just think...

  • "Hello, the noble Quran is proof itself. Prophet Mohammed (pbuh) said the noble Quran was the word of God. The Word of God cannot be wrong and need not be proven."

    I believe you deleted this comment earlier.. I also believe that from the way you talk of the 'noble Quran' that this would place you, unequivocally, as very religious. And you didn't address my statement about physics, the basis of ALL scientific processes.

  • It was all sarcasm, Sir.

  • I can't tell the difference between obvious sarcasm and religious fanatasicm.. my bad completely! haha! but sometimes hard to tell over the computer.. peace

  • Yes, that is what I was suspecting. No one could be that ignorant. Unfortunately there are people that believe what you said to be true.

  • heh heh, Zalpha. I am proud to say that I detected your clever sarcasm from the get-go.

    Well done, Sir. Or Madam.

  • @zalpha2

    ahh!! don't know that khadija who muhammad (shit and pee upon him) was her tird husband actually force to get prepare to become a prophet huuumm!!

    she said

    the jews have moses

    christians have jesus

    why don't arabs have their prophet too

    it took 5 years preparation for matib el farim mohammad to get ready, before haedind to the cave of hira to meet the demon, that khadija advice sheikt al buri muhammad her pedophile to claim the revelations were from allah. name of the 366 idols

  • Pisslam is the one true religion

  • LOL, Islam is truly the religion of piss

  • pathetic insane baldy

  • PAHAHAHA pathetic

  • ROFL, I can't stop laughing. What an idiot speaking for an idiot's ideology.

    While others ponder the philosophical meaning of life, muslims ponder urine.

  • I dunno....

  • Let's see. A misogynistic religion using some bullshit book to justify why women are inferior. Where have I heard the that before? Oh yeah, that other misogynistic religion using some bullshit book to justify why women are inferior.

    Anyone who could possibly believe this garbage is a knuckle-dragging moron!

  • There are so many people in this world who do not really have a brain in the true sense. This guy just has a brain that makes the lips move and emits sounds.

  • Video maker is a cheeky guy!! The guy seems to be explaining a lot of scientific things, he cancels all of it, takes the most funny part, and puts the conclusion at the end of it to make it funny!!! Funny but not ethical if you ask me. Besides dont think many would make that out.

  • Haha, it is correct what he says. Many males dont even wash after urination now, it is so bad. He is not saying males should not wash, it is obligatory for males to wash as well, but more important so for the female.

  • LOL!!!

  • What he says may be scientifically correct, but the slimey video maker is playing a trick. Looks like he was talking of a lot of scientific pehonomena and not only this, but the video maker takes a small snippet and concluded that Islam is the truth, it looks so funny when he put that conclusion straight after this bit!! LOL

  • As I explained before urine cannot contain E. coli, unless came from the anus. Females are more prone to get infected because of the relatively short distance between the opening of the urethra and the anus. Urine is sterile but breakdowns subsequently to elimination from the body, in consequence the urea produce ammonia and strong odors due to external bacterias. Hence infants from both sex must be cleaned otherwise their sensitive skin will suffer from bad irritations .

  • Thank you Kindly4U. A simple biology lesson is all it takes.

  • Sorry but the E.coli (Escherichia coli) it's a bacteria that is commonly found in the in the lower gastrointestinal tract.. once reaches the urine track produce an infection known as Cystitis. (inflammation of the urinary bladder). The condition more often affects women, but can affect either sex and all age groups. in fact urine is sterile while inside the body but goes into decomposition when it contact the exterior

  • So the Qur'An being right about some of its practical advice regarding the treatment of infants is proof that the Qur'An is the word of God? I guess someone should teach Muslems and other religious folks that wisdom can be obtained by mere human experience alone and that it doesn't really require any divine intervention to figure out how an infant should be treated. A few outbreaks of E Colli among female infants in Muhammed's time seems a perfectly reasonable explanation for it being in there.

  • i say! cover that man in urine!

  • *facepalm*

  • Holy urine ! He must be out of his mind. LOL

  • islam is the truth everything they say makes sense

  • Of course. It makes perfect sense. I'll be converting. lol

  • Wow................ we need to leave these people to their own self destruction. Their ignorance is so far beyond recompense that knowledge isn't just a glimmer in the darkness, it's brown dwarf in space.

  • Holy! Shit!

  • No, not sh*t - urine! ;)

  • batshit crazzy

  • I think this only proves that the prophet muhammad was a baby urine connoisseur that enjoyed gargling and drinking fresh baby piss daily. He liked baby boy piss the most and insisted that they do not clean it off the babies because he liked to come and clean it off personally.

  • nice

  • I'm now convinced, especially when it was over seen (not by a science scholar) but a religious scholar. Praise be to Allah, Allah be praised, and now my family are infidels until they convert by sprinkling male urine on their body.

  • If I Can Click My Heels Twice My Religion Must Be True is one more sad argument added to the huge pile of bullshit all the cults have heaped on the world since forever. They will End Times us all....unless.....

  • allahu akbar!

  • This video is making me kinda thirsty for urine. But not for any of that female urine but, you know, that nice, clean male urine.

  • LOL!!!

  • Well, I'm convinced. So which way is east?

  • the experiment was conducted as a taste test., the female piss only tasted more like shit because the tasters' noses were closer to the assholes of the women

  • International Commission on Scientific Signs in the Quran and the Sunna

    aka

    Discovery Institute for Islam

  • Hilarious. What was up with those cuts?

  • Well piss my pants!

    Since Lycopene is believed to promote good health and Lycopene is found in tomatos, the Flying Spaghetti Monster must be true. Wow that logic warped my fragile little mind.

  • AGHHHH!!!

  • There's nothing like LESS E. coli to make me believe in Allah's preference of piss.

    Geez... what a moron.

  • If you convert to Islam Allah will confer upon you the amazing ability to proclaim some seriously retarded shit with a straight face..

  • this video has shown me the light. its made of win!!!

  • ROFL

    Islam is hilarious!

    X D

  • This must be the local version of Monty Python

    There is no other explanation.

    A healthy urine is sterile. For both sexes. Contamination means bad experiment design not divine wonder.

    Women are more prone to urinal infections due to anatomy. But it is not a miracle that ancient desert-dwellers recognized this.

    It is called faith for a reason.

  • This guy makes me want to get someone pregnant, have a male child, save all of his piss, and dunk it on him like Gatorade after winning the superbowl.

    No-no... don't wash it...

  • I question the validity of this experiment. What was the control? How many infants did they use for this? How did they collect the urine? (Because I imagine getting urine from a baby girl would be more difficult than getting it from a baby boy) And exactly how does having E.Coli in your urine make it more impure? Wouldn't a better test of purity be how close it is to water? And how do you control the variables? Does diet effect purity? What on earth were these people thinking?

  • Is this guy taking the piss?

  • ahahaha

  • l0l

  • Where do you find this stuff? It must take some effort. Thanks!

  • Clearly this guy has never changed a diaper: the task is to difficult for an Islamic man to comprehend.

  • While I feel a major part was missing, I wouldnt be suprised if this is the latest argument,.. either way 5/5, religion fails once more!

  • This is terrible. It's just plain sad, the crap they try to prove their religion with.

    Of course, most of the religion is still in the fear stage, and it hasn't advanced socially to where persuasion and pseudoscience have to be used to keep members in the religion rather than threats of death and punishment.

    Thus the reason their pseudoscience is so laughable, and why they often steal from christian 'intelligent design'. Sort of like how their religion was stolen from christians to begin with.

  • This shit is scandalous^^

  • FACEPALM!

  • Unless one has an uriniary tract infection or a kidney infection, urine is sterile. E. coli could show up in a femaile's urine if she wiped the wrong direction. Urine could show up in a male's urine if he has been engaging in sodomy.

  • klangsteiner

    "Urine could show up in a male's urine"

    Of course, URINE could also show up in a female's URINE, in a child's URINE, in an adult's URINE or in an old person's URINE.

    Man - this condition of URINE IN URINE seems pretty pervasive. You'd better watch out. ;)