I had some bell telemarketer call me the other day, and BOY, did he ever make a mistake. The first thing out of his mouth was "are you satisfied with your bell internet service?" ... Poor guy didn't know what he was in for. Between the spying, the throttling, and traffic shaping I am most certainly NOT satisfied with my bell internet service.
Excellent work, though unfortunately not just a Canadian issue these days, looks like almost every country is gunning for these levels of control.
All services on the net need to implement end-to-end encryption immediately, for starters. YouTube included. Now let's see just how many take up that... (I doubt you'll find Google search offering it anytime soon, for instance).
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
Good job. wouldn't say intenet monitoring is strictly conservative since conservatives a often asosiated with small government. However the gist was right on. 5/5
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
I blame http://www.privcom.gc.ca/ for not making people aware. This has been a stink for over a year and yet we hear nothing from that gov entity. How many people are even aware we have a privacy commisioner?
To put the blame on bell.. hmmm dunno... they are acting in accordance to the law (changed or unchanged) Nor is it their place to educate people on the laws to come or that are present. Its a failing of our own privacy commisioner.
2funny. Although, it's not Bell's fault. They just inform their customers that IF the government pass a law, they will have to obey the law, like any other service provider. You won't be safer with Rogers, Cogeco are any other. You should yell at the government...not at Bell.
It is Bell's fault - everyone likes to pass the buck, but why do this before the government even passes the law? You are right you may not be safer with the others, but atleast those others are waiting for the law to be passed first. Not only is Bell not standing up to the government they're not even pretending to care. All of the companies that let this happen are to blame, the bottom line is companies and government cave to public pressure, so thats why people should know about it.
LOL awesome guys. "WEeeeeeeeee" very well done. Thank God I'm on rogers... they don't report to the government because they plan to buy or and/or overthrow it soon. Wacky EVIL
Well you're probably right, but bell did this on their own by just going on "expectations of the bill". Rogers says it will wait for the law to pass before it does anything. Atleast Bell could've faked like they cared about our privacy.
Very good video :) but yeah thats where we are headed
BosPus 1 year ago
I had some bell telemarketer call me the other day, and BOY, did he ever make a mistake. The first thing out of his mouth was "are you satisfied with your bell internet service?" ... Poor guy didn't know what he was in for. Between the spying, the throttling, and traffic shaping I am most certainly NOT satisfied with my bell internet service.
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bluehost0 1 year ago
Intro is too long.
MrSeannypoo 2 years ago
totally illegal and they are doing it those scum bag BELL provider
ENJOYOURMATRIXX 2 years ago
Excellent work, though unfortunately not just a Canadian issue these days, looks like almost every country is gunning for these levels of control.
All services on the net need to implement end-to-end encryption immediately, for starters. YouTube included. Now let's see just how many take up that... (I doubt you'll find Google search offering it anytime soon, for instance).
wutdaflek 2 years ago
exactly, but the people are to blame for this so its their fault
QuikDJ 2 years ago
I just shat bricks. . . thank you sir, this was hilarious
Samiyagenyo 2 years ago
"you choose terrorist"
LMAO!
CognitiveDisonance 3 years ago 2
thats awsome, i admire the creativity you have there man...
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago
okay... that wasn't so good, looked to fake to be a good parody.
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gerryicepuff 3 years ago
lol. that was great!
jojoistoasty 3 years ago
Best Cynically Tested video ever. (My summary in the style of The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy)
TheCanadianPrairies 3 years ago
that was a great parody xD
it was really great!
congrats to you!
KiTTy270889 3 years ago
FUCK CANADA
kabamyo 3 years ago
man, your English pronunciation is bad !
daniel345345345 3 years ago
And what is the govt going to do when we are all in Gitmo?
All governments are corrupt ... thank you for your parody.
ben5017 3 years ago
Hey, this was well done. Good luck!
Angrysafer 3 years ago
will you make another one
blackinfernorocks 3 years ago
this was hilarious! Nice parody.
roxburynight 4 years ago
Good job. wouldn't say intenet monitoring is strictly conservative since conservatives a often asosiated with small government. However the gist was right on. 5/5
Skygerobrian 4 years ago
lol thats funny
pleasedonttellme2 4 years ago
brilliant.
waihekewahine420 4 years ago
nice. lol that was hilarious.
hailliness 4 years ago
Genius!!!
well done dude
danielsaan1976 4 years ago
hahaha well done! :D
ufogovernment 4 years ago
haha
lulula12 4 years ago
Boring... Stupid... Retarded... I know you don't expect those sorta things from someone called 'purfectpuff' but, hey! That's Life!
purfectpuff 4 years ago
Well at least your comment was somewhat humourous.
cynicallytested 4 years ago
Idiots. Well, it sucks that you live in Canada--move to the United States!
luolunsi 4 years ago
geek stuff
nozfiratu 4 years ago
u retard. it's of general interest. and nice, too.
Playbum 4 years ago
lol
norfolkterrierlvr 4 years ago
lmao funny
hzle254 4 years ago
hahahha i love it XD
jamesl1 4 years ago
Hey thanks for the comment unfortunately a year later things are just as bad.
cynicallytested 4 years ago
Hello, didn't you get it? the government knows and sees ALL. "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING" DUH!!
debbydolittle 4 years ago
lol
Fauxi 4 years ago
lol that was so funny ROFL awesome
hujiamon 4 years ago
Ecellent!
1DanRoy 4 years ago
that was a good video
maz111 4 years ago
kool, i wanna do that to my friend to annoy him so much
candycan2548858 4 years ago
Brilliant!!! 5 stars!
stevetemplar 4 years ago
haha, that was so creepy. I really like it though, great way to show the obliteration of freedom!
"Would like to see the conservative websites?! 1.yes 2. yes" haha i loved it!
rekomstop4eva 4 years ago
nice...
jinchuurikikun 4 years ago
Yeah, thats awsome, i admire the creativity you have there man...
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OMGitzALZI 5 years ago
LMAO
'stop that. stop that. STOP THAT!...weeee' XD
baby6677 5 years ago
lol hilarious, well executed
anticonsumer 5 years ago
didnt quite get my attention that early so i just stopped watching
-azn_riverdaleci @ rfd
292893 5 years ago
great stuff.
FluxRostrum 5 years ago
I blame http://www.privcom.gc.ca/ for not making people aware. This has been a stink for over a year and yet we hear nothing from that gov entity. How many people are even aware we have a privacy commisioner?
To put the blame on bell.. hmmm dunno... they are acting in accordance to the law (changed or unchanged) Nor is it their place to educate people on the laws to come or that are present. Its a failing of our own privacy commisioner.
emmilly 5 years ago
hahaha. "Muslim" = "Terrorist" ... gotta love satire.
ontheconcourse 5 years ago
2funny. Although, it's not Bell's fault. They just inform their customers that IF the government pass a law, they will have to obey the law, like any other service provider. You won't be safer with Rogers, Cogeco are any other. You should yell at the government...not at Bell.
iznogoud4 5 years ago
It is Bell's fault - everyone likes to pass the buck, but why do this before the government even passes the law? You are right you may not be safer with the others, but atleast those others are waiting for the law to be passed first. Not only is Bell not standing up to the government they're not even pretending to care. All of the companies that let this happen are to blame, the bottom line is companies and government cave to public pressure, so thats why people should know about it.
cynicallytested 5 years ago
Very funny. Loved every bit of it. Glad I use cable hook-up (Cogeco)
Recordman12 5 years ago
Totally hilarious LOL! made my day thanks for sharing
lucefan 5 years ago
Great video, I enjoyed it and laughed through the Emily parts.
emperorinsaino 5 years ago
LOL awesome guys. "WEeeeeeeeee" very well done. Thank God I'm on rogers... they don't report to the government because they plan to buy or and/or overthrow it soon. Wacky EVIL
UtterlyMoot 5 years ago
Bell is evil.
MrHolla 5 years ago
excellent! We really enjoyed it here at Bell... :)
denny0851 5 years ago
wow friggin hilarious. I use Rogers, but I doubt I'll be any more protected with them. I loved the NDP part.
GOOOFYproductions 5 years ago
Well you're probably right, but bell did this on their own by just going on "expectations of the bill". Rogers says it will wait for the law to pass before it does anything. Atleast Bell could've faked like they cared about our privacy.
cynicallytested 5 years ago
in a not so distant future.......we'll be screwed
AkabBalam 5 years ago