Okay, now we have everyone warmed up to joking about rape.. I'm throwing holocaust jokes out there.
Imho there is not a single subject to bad to joke about. Of course one needs to consider who the jokes are told too, but to consider a subject unfit for jokes is beyond me.
Just for the record, George Carlin never said rape is ok, only that it's ok to joke about it (and even then to consider who you tell the joke to). And he's absolutely right imo. Humor is a very human way to deal with all the absurd and terrible crap in this world. If you don't understand this i recommend you look further into Carlin's work. He really was a wonderful and friendly guy, even though it may not seem that way for someone who just stumbled upon a fragment like this.
just think about it this way. this thing with two legs, half an upper body, no head, 1 very very muscular arm with tattoos, wearing overalls. with a giant dick. raping pertty much anyone would be hilarious to me. oh yeah and its wearing sandles too.
Rape is not funny. And usually, people who think it is are people who have not been raped -- because for them, rape is something that happens to other people in some other place and isn't real. The "joke" isn't about them.
When you have been raped, the "joke" IS about you. The "joker" is telling you that your experience is funny, even though the very act of him telling that "joke" makes you relive your rape.
Anyone else who may be reading this: this is the kind of person who (if he himself isn't in fact a rapist) is the kind of person who makes rapists feel that what they do to others is justified and accepted by society.
@CoolerKing37 Okay, I was going to stop replying, but wtf? A Clockwork Orange is in no way endorsing rape; the only reason it mentions rape is because that's one of the sociopathic/psychopathic acts of Alex, along with murder and theft. The point of the book and the film is to examine how far the state should intervene in people's lives, and whether free will is worth having criminality in society.
Also, I LOVE how you call me "self-righteous" for pointing out that rape is wrong.
@CriminalQueer Depicting rape in movies is okay, but GOD FORBID you joke about it! Then suddenly you're part of the problem. Talk about your double standard....
@CoolerKing37 As long as it's not meant to be humourous, of course it's okay to depict it in movies. It's not about whether rape is talked about or shown; it's about the way in which people show it. And humour is not appropriate for an act which causes so much trauma.
But hey, you know what? No more feeding the troll =) Even if you're not a troll, you clearly have no grasp of empathy or the difference between condoning rape and simply depicting it, which makes this conversation pointless.
@CriminalQueer Fuck that. Who are you to say what can or can't be joked about or what's appropraite or not. You don't own those things. Now go walk through a dark alley at midnight while wearing a short skirt.
@MrDissidiaFan By writing "496 people are monsters" and responding the way you did proves my point that you are indeed a complete faggot. Why are you even on this video? You obviously have no sense of humor and hate anything that can be considered fun or funny, why are you on here to be debbie fuckin downer? Just the fact that you consider yourself the moral authority and that u need to peruse youtube videos to tell people they're monsters is indicative of what a cunt & a faggot you are.
@MrDissidiaFan The word faggot doesn't only mean "homosexual", like you for example, are a heterosexual, and you're a complete and utter faggot. And if you're so tasteful then why are you on this fucking video in the first place you jizz bucket?
@poopstainmcgoo Well said. In the words of Louis CK, "Back when I was a kid, we didn't call someone a faggot because they were gay, we called them a faggot because they were... acting like a faggot!"
@MrDissidiaFan Do you even know WHY 'faggot' is used as an insult, when it literally means 'kindling' or 'a bundle of sticks'? Witch burnings. Werewolf trials. Any time people were getting burned at the stake due to mass hysteria, guess what happened. That's right. People got thrown, by the crowd, into said fire. So 'faggot' applies as much to the mentally ill, the deformed, and the handicapped as it does to homosexuals.
And Mr. Carlin's point has always been TRULY free speech and opinion.
@ilonka311 I think the larger and more powerful point carlin is making, is that as a comedian, he has the freedom to joke about it. And listen to the crowd, that joke was not weak. Carlin was a consumate comedian.
"Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature."
yea dead faggots! i hope those faggots die a funny ass painful death because gay people should not live on earth with us normal straight people. kill that fag,kill that fag! all homosexuals will burn in hell when they die.
You can talk about whatever the fuck you want; And if you want to ignore the fact that you may hurt others in doing so? Well, that's fine too.
... But, it's not. Is it? Psychopath nation would be the way to go if more than 5% of the population were psychopaths, but the reality is that most of us want to live comfortably. Being pussyfied by the current trends certainly impairs us in doing so, but for God's sake, don't be a spastic dumb ass a joke about rape in front of a rape victim!
What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Those who whine about rape jokes because it happened to them are the same type of asshole who laughs at racist, sexist, homophobic, violent, fat, blonde, dead baby jokes and all because those situations do not apply to them. But say something they have experienced and all of a sudden its not funny no more.
@Avykins What the fuck are you talking about? You're calling someone an asshole because they don't find rape jokes funny BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN RAPED? That is THE ONE legitimate reason for someone not to find rape jokes funny.
@BarbaricGoose If you could actually fucking read instead of just automatically running your mouth you would see that I said I hate these people because they bitch about rape jokes and try to stop others from finding them funny yet have no problem with racist, sexist, homophobic, violent, fat, blonde & dead baby jokes.
They only get offended when its something about them. They do not care if people are offended by other jokes because those have nothing to do with them.
@Avykins Being raped ain't the same as being discriminated against because of your race, gender, sexual preference, or even weight. It's not the same as being punched, and it's not the same as being blonde. If you think it is even close to any of those things, you're an even dumber fuck than I thought.
As for the dead baby thing... well... if your baby died, I could understand if you didn't laugh at dead baby jokes, and got angry when people told them.
@Avykins Also, you're generalizing--A LOT. Who the fuck are you to say that people who don't like rape jokes laugh at dead baby jokes, or racist jokes, or gay jokes, or violent jokes, or any other kind of joke? You don't know these things, and you should stop acting like you do.
I'll be honest I was molested when I was younger and when I hear people get all workd up over a rape/molestation joke it pisses me the fuck off. I'm not traumatized, I like humor like anyone else, and if we can joke about race and sex we can joke about rape. Its like they're doing it for the "victims" like me and I don't even give a fuck. Get a clue, funny is funny doesn't matter where it comes from.
@telmeman. what your missing is a properly functioning brain, which causes you to be ignorant. Many rape victims end up taking their own lives after years of living a completely destroyed life. So maybe being murdered and get it over with is not such a bad idea.
@Girlinmanhattan I thought he asked a perfectly reasonable question about culture. A very smart question actually.
You on the other hand, slathered him with an ad hominum and then proceeded to offer an extremely narrow categorization of rape victims where they are all broken shells of human beings. Do all rape victims end up taking their own life? If not, then his question on why rape is taken more seriously than death stands.
Looking at these two comments, you strike me as the stupid one.
Most rape claims are false (or without evidence supporting the claim).
What study proves that surviving rape victims lead 'completely destroyed lives'? No study has ever proven that.
Lastly, congratulations on stating that murder is a less serious offense than rape. Maybe every society over the past 1000 years has been wrong... maybe taking a human life 'is' less serious than forced coitus.
So, just because I didn't understand a certain part of a single topic (out of an almost infinite amount), automatically means I don't have a functioning brain? True, I might have been ignorant, I'll admit to that. However, that's exactly why I asked in the first place, so I wouldn't go around this world thinking something wrong. Just saying.
One thing that always confused me is that people can joke about death however they want, yet rape isn't funny at all. It just kinda confuses me since rape, don't get me wrong it's horrible, and probably gives you burden you don't have to bear, BUT YOU LIVE ANOTHER DAY! When your dead, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! You can't continue on your merry way or any crap like that. When you're dead, YOU STAY DEAD FOREVER! Can someone tell me what's up with that? Cuz I'm obviously missing something!
Just for clarification, for some strange reason, I had confused death with murder. An odd mistake, I know. Actually, do stand-up joke about murder? It's been a while since I've watched any, so can anyone fill me in? Because if so, that WOULD be worse than rape. I think…
i wanna say why'd u do that..."well she was comin on to me. we were dancin and i got horny. hey she had on her tight bathrobe." i wanna say jesus christ be a little more fuckin selective next time.
@zalmanusa Not true, a theist can't be just as intelligent and rational as an Atheist, they're simply gullible and cowardly, it also has to do with upbringing and such.
There are brilliant Scientists who also believe in God.
goddamn the world lost something special when this guy kicked the bucket. I know he would have probably hated me for saying this but I hope there is a heaven cause I wanna see this mother fucker up there when I die.
I miss ya Carl, we never met but I miss ya like I knew ya.
Everyone here doesn't love rape, you're just retarded. Rape can be joked about and those jokes can be funny. That doesn't mean rape is a good thing or that everyone loves them. The point here is there is nothing you can't joke about.
2/5... i for the text, 1 cause it is George, -3 for taking out all the context bits... you should redo it, with the full routine, than I will give you back the 3 I took off
Lol, if rape really is that bad we should help men who are raped by gays, it's 20 times worse for them. Right? Nah, they're not women so who cares if they get raped, right? Women, women, women, women.
First of all it is YOU'RE NOT YOUR you fucking idiot!!!
What is the difference between consensual sex and unconsensual sex? NOTHING! So shut the fuck up. The only reason women hate rape is because they love using sex as a tool, once a guy takes that, the dumb cunt loses her self worth.
Women are only good for fucking, and raising our kids.
Seriously? Is that the best you can do? "You sexist" "Women are weaker than Men" There's no need to be sexist, even you agree we're the superior gender. But that still doesn't change the fact that rape is 10 times worse for men.
your a fail at trolling or I'm just immune to stupidity heh
just because my name has kawaii dosn't mean I'm a weaboo I'm just a Teenager fucking around on the net and I often say shit to see who thinks I'm serious because they often say what you just said. Roflmao
Yeah sure. I bet you're a RPfaggot. lol, go larp. Also, i'm not a troll, i've trolled lots, but not really trolling atm. My opinions just offend everyone,
Mainly because the majority of people are stupid. And yes, i still consider you a weaboo, you behave like one.
Okay, now we have everyone warmed up to joking about rape.. I'm throwing holocaust jokes out there.
Imho there is not a single subject to bad to joke about. Of course one needs to consider who the jokes are told too, but to consider a subject unfit for jokes is beyond me.
So yes.
RZrecklezz 1 month ago
Where is this from?
BrandurJustinussen 2 months ago
@BrandurJustinussen The 1990 special on HBO.
GriffenMorivan 2 months ago
i thought lewis black is good, but this guy is just brilliant!
SonArno 3 months ago
74 people got raped, that's pretty funny.
123drue 3 months ago
Who on earth can dislike George Carlin?
Joyness333 4 months ago
@Joyness333 christians?
v00d00n 4 months ago
@Joyness333 People who rape 81 year old women.
Odakicity 3 months ago
I want my name to be spaghetti.
XxxSakura101 5 months ago
Hard to believe that this guy was the conductor on shining time Station, Geesh!
acrestare 5 months ago 2
Thumbs down! Why did you edit out the funniest part of the whole bit "picture porky pig raping elmer fudd"
Philosotox 5 months ago 2
what is funny about rape?
onyxxx101 6 months ago 3
@onyxxx101 Everything.
Heliossoileh 4 months ago
I will now go and revisit my George Carlin collection.
Hooked AGAIN |=)
HaploidCell 6 months ago
RAPE IS A JOKE. SO IS RAP
rapisajoke 6 months ago 6
@rapisajoke oOOooOOOoOOOo i'm gonna rape somebody, i hope you die of aids
armandlluka 6 months ago
Just for the record, George Carlin never said rape is ok, only that it's ok to joke about it (and even then to consider who you tell the joke to). And he's absolutely right imo. Humor is a very human way to deal with all the absurd and terrible crap in this world. If you don't understand this i recommend you look further into Carlin's work. He really was a wonderful and friendly guy, even though it may not seem that way for someone who just stumbled upon a fragment like this.
Bonez0r 6 months ago 56
@Bonez0r Are there people that needed this explained to them?
pimphofoo 4 months ago
I can't believe you skipped the part about Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd!
Bonez0r 6 months ago
pedos getting raped in prison is funny
Aznar245 6 months ago
@Aznar245
No it;s not.
Catlover123445 5 months ago
@Catlover123445
It can be, that's the point.
Xaymot 4 months ago
63 people got raped in hilarious ways
MrSomeblackkid 6 months ago in playlist george carlin 2
just think about it this way. this thing with two legs, half an upper body, no head, 1 very very muscular arm with tattoos, wearing overalls. with a giant dick. raping pertty much anyone would be hilarious to me. oh yeah and its wearing sandles too.
TheHipHopSpot 6 months ago
.....this makes me sad :(
KangarooBird121 7 months ago
Rape is not funny. And usually, people who think it is are people who have not been raped -- because for them, rape is something that happens to other people in some other place and isn't real. The "joke" isn't about them.
When you have been raped, the "joke" IS about you. The "joker" is telling you that your experience is funny, even though the very act of him telling that "joke" makes you relive your rape.
In short, this is fucking awful.
CriminalQueer 7 months ago
@CriminalQueer So you were raped then? lmao. GOOD.
CoolerKing37 7 months ago
@CoolerKing37 Wow, look at you being so tough through your computer screen =) I'm sure your parents are SO proud.
CriminalQueer 7 months ago 3
@CriminalQueer Unlike you're parents, who are probably ashamed of you after that little incident. Way to lead the guy on, slut.
CoolerKing37 7 months ago
@CoolerKing37 This is so not worth it.
Anyone else who may be reading this: this is the kind of person who (if he himself isn't in fact a rapist) is the kind of person who makes rapists feel that what they do to others is justified and accepted by society.
Just FYI.
CriminalQueer 7 months ago
@CriminalQueer Says the person with A Clockwork Orange listed under favorite movies... Enough with your self-righteous horseshit.
CoolerKing37 7 months ago
@CoolerKing37 Okay, I was going to stop replying, but wtf? A Clockwork Orange is in no way endorsing rape; the only reason it mentions rape is because that's one of the sociopathic/psychopathic acts of Alex, along with murder and theft. The point of the book and the film is to examine how far the state should intervene in people's lives, and whether free will is worth having criminality in society.
Also, I LOVE how you call me "self-righteous" for pointing out that rape is wrong.
CriminalQueer 7 months ago 5
@CriminalQueer Depicting rape in movies is okay, but GOD FORBID you joke about it! Then suddenly you're part of the problem. Talk about your double standard....
CoolerKing37 7 months ago
@CoolerKing37 As long as it's not meant to be humourous, of course it's okay to depict it in movies. It's not about whether rape is talked about or shown; it's about the way in which people show it. And humour is not appropriate for an act which causes so much trauma.
But hey, you know what? No more feeding the troll =) Even if you're not a troll, you clearly have no grasp of empathy or the difference between condoning rape and simply depicting it, which makes this conversation pointless.
CriminalQueer 7 months ago
@CriminalQueer Fuck that. Who are you to say what can or can't be joked about or what's appropraite or not. You don't own those things. Now go walk through a dark alley at midnight while wearing a short skirt.
CoolerKing37 7 months ago
This is disgusting.
avitalthealien 7 months ago
Whomever thinks rape can't be funny needs to get a copy of Deliverance with Ned Beatty. Wheee! Louder! WHEEE! LOUDER!
IamWayBeyondThePale 7 months ago
496 people are complete monsters.
MrDissidiaFan 8 months ago
@MrDissidiaFan Ugh, you're a complete faggot
poopstainmcgoo 8 months ago
@poopstainmcgoo
By calling me a homophobic slur without even knowing me, you just prove my point.
MrDissidiaFan 8 months ago
@MrDissidiaFan By writing "496 people are monsters" and responding the way you did proves my point that you are indeed a complete faggot. Why are you even on this video? You obviously have no sense of humor and hate anything that can be considered fun or funny, why are you on here to be debbie fuckin downer? Just the fact that you consider yourself the moral authority and that u need to peruse youtube videos to tell people they're monsters is indicative of what a cunt & a faggot you are.
poopstainmcgoo 8 months ago
@poopstainmcgoo
If you're going to like tasteless humor, don't use faggot as an insult at least. Gays are people too. What would be the problem if I was gay?
(I'm a straight ally)
MrDissidiaFan 8 months ago
@MrDissidiaFan The word faggot doesn't only mean "homosexual", like you for example, are a heterosexual, and you're a complete and utter faggot. And if you're so tasteful then why are you on this fucking video in the first place you jizz bucket?
poopstainmcgoo 8 months ago 4
@poopstainmcgoo Well said. In the words of Louis CK, "Back when I was a kid, we didn't call someone a faggot because they were gay, we called them a faggot because they were... acting like a faggot!"
Saber0003 8 months ago
@MrDissidiaFan "a straight ally". nice. shut the fuck up
psnapplebee 7 months ago
@MrDissidiaFan Do you even know WHY 'faggot' is used as an insult, when it literally means 'kindling' or 'a bundle of sticks'? Witch burnings. Werewolf trials. Any time people were getting burned at the stake due to mass hysteria, guess what happened. That's right. People got thrown, by the crowd, into said fire. So 'faggot' applies as much to the mentally ill, the deformed, and the handicapped as it does to homosexuals.
And Mr. Carlin's point has always been TRULY free speech and opinion.
CryowenFrostmage 7 months ago 2
44 people were raped.
jellyninja0 8 months ago
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@Ichliebemusikundybd
Nobody really cares.
Only sluts get raped, anyway.
Ragedhard 9 months ago
Why did you edit out the "I can PROVE to you that rape is funny! Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd! " part? It kinda pulls the point together.
silentbobsc 9 months ago
What did Amy do when she left the battered women's shelter?
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her...
Superman5000The 9 months ago
"i say F%$@ you! i think its hilarious!" rofl! HAHAHAHA!!!!
sk8er4evers 9 months ago
I do like to recite this to every woman I rape.
demonicspire1 9 months ago
As a rape victim, I find rape jokes shitloads funny. XD
RioEllington 9 months ago 3
I think it's only funny when it's not personal nor does it glorify rape.
Though, rape has very little to do with physical or even sexual attraction. Rape is about power and dominance. That just made the joke kind of weak.
ilonka311 9 months ago 2
@ilonka311 I think the larger and more powerful point carlin is making, is that as a comedian, he has the freedom to joke about it. And listen to the crowd, that joke was not weak. Carlin was a consumate comedian.
demonicspire1 9 months ago
@demonicspire1 Not to mention that he left the funniest bit out:
"I can PROVE to you that rape is funny, picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd!"
jurnag12 8 months ago
R.I.P. George Patrik Carlin, the Real GOD!
"Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature."
TheRanonym 9 months ago 2
@TheRanonym i thought gods were supposed to be immortal then again idc
TheEmoTronROBOTx 9 months ago
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yea dead faggots! i hope those faggots die a funny ass painful death because gay people should not live on earth with us normal straight people. kill that fag,kill that fag! all homosexuals will burn in hell when they die.
superzyrous 9 months ago
@Ichliebemusikundybd
so you are saying that they are unfunny, pathetic because they laugh about rape, it's serious business... but you want them to be raped?
at least they are joking about it
pixieskitty 10 months ago
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@Ichliebemusikundybd Can i rape you??? LMAO!
ReaperWithFangs 10 months ago
Rape is always funny..and fun to do! :)
ReaperWithFangs 10 months ago
@Ichliebemusikundybd
go fuck a cow
666ThrashHead666 10 months ago
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This is actually not funny ...
scottywilso 11 months ago
hahahhahaha George Carlin is the best! :D xD
terceldude 11 months ago
This really needs more of the act .. especially the punchlines. "But she comin' on the me!"
Dan2000 11 months ago
Imagine porky pig raping elmer fudd
TheScienceFoundation 11 months ago 65
@TheScienceFoundation I did, and it made me laugh. XD
RalphCQ 2 months ago
You can talk about whatever the fuck you want; And if you want to ignore the fact that you may hurt others in doing so? Well, that's fine too.
... But, it's not. Is it? Psychopath nation would be the way to go if more than 5% of the population were psychopaths, but the reality is that most of us want to live comfortably. Being pussyfied by the current trends certainly impairs us in doing so, but for God's sake, don't be a spastic dumb ass a joke about rape in front of a rape victim!
Ebvardh 11 months ago
What do you call a woman with ONE black eye?
A fast learner.
Desm0ndDavidHume 1 year ago
@Desm0ndDavidHume What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
RandomDetritus 1 year ago
What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Those who whine about rape jokes because it happened to them are the same type of asshole who laughs at racist, sexist, homophobic, violent, fat, blonde, dead baby jokes and all because those situations do not apply to them. But say something they have experienced and all of a sudden its not funny no more.
Avykins 1 year ago
@Avykins What the fuck are you talking about? You're calling someone an asshole because they don't find rape jokes funny BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN RAPED? That is THE ONE legitimate reason for someone not to find rape jokes funny.
BarbaricGoose 1 year ago
@BarbaricGoose If you could actually fucking read instead of just automatically running your mouth you would see that I said I hate these people because they bitch about rape jokes and try to stop others from finding them funny yet have no problem with racist, sexist, homophobic, violent, fat, blonde & dead baby jokes.
They only get offended when its something about them. They do not care if people are offended by other jokes because those have nothing to do with them.
Learn to read chap.
Avykins 1 year ago
@Avykins Being raped ain't the same as being discriminated against because of your race, gender, sexual preference, or even weight. It's not the same as being punched, and it's not the same as being blonde. If you think it is even close to any of those things, you're an even dumber fuck than I thought.
As for the dead baby thing... well... if your baby died, I could understand if you didn't laugh at dead baby jokes, and got angry when people told them.
BarbaricGoose 1 year ago
@Avykins Also, you're generalizing--A LOT. Who the fuck are you to say that people who don't like rape jokes laugh at dead baby jokes, or racist jokes, or gay jokes, or violent jokes, or any other kind of joke? You don't know these things, and you should stop acting like you do.
BarbaricGoose 1 year ago
@Avykins
Correct.
When I watch Family Guy, everyone laughs at the jokes. When I tell a joke you'd find on Family Guy, automatically most people are offended.
Why?
zebatov 1 year ago
@zebatov Because deep down, everyone know it's not a very good show
bobplatypus 1 year ago
@bobplatypus
I'm sorry you weren't born with a sense of humour :(
zebatov 11 months ago
The vast majority of the people who think rape jokes are funny haven't been raped. That's all I really have to say about this.
beneathlondon 1 year ago 3
@beneathlondon Have you been raped? No? Then shut the fuck up and get a sense of humor, life's a joke and if you take it seriusly your a dumbass.
Blacklightdragon17 1 year ago
@Blacklightdragon17 Yawn.
beneathlondon 1 year ago
I'll be honest I was molested when I was younger and when I hear people get all workd up over a rape/molestation joke it pisses me the fuck off. I'm not traumatized, I like humor like anyone else, and if we can joke about race and sex we can joke about rape. Its like they're doing it for the "victims" like me and I don't even give a fuck. Get a clue, funny is funny doesn't matter where it comes from.
Nemisis99 1 year ago 2
@Nemisis99 Good for you, but I don't think you get to speak for anyone and everyone else who's been through that.
yoko9016 1 year ago
If you were to rape someone in your sleep would it be considered rape, or involuntary sexual assault.
Vaizorg 1 year ago
rape is fucking awesome, get so much pussy and i dont have to buy a hooker
lolomg69aids 1 year ago
@telmeman. what your missing is a properly functioning brain, which causes you to be ignorant. Many rape victims end up taking their own lives after years of living a completely destroyed life. So maybe being murdered and get it over with is not such a bad idea.
Girlinmanhattan 1 year ago
@Girlinmanhattan I thought he asked a perfectly reasonable question about culture. A very smart question actually.
You on the other hand, slathered him with an ad hominum and then proceeded to offer an extremely narrow categorization of rape victims where they are all broken shells of human beings. Do all rape victims end up taking their own life? If not, then his question on why rape is taken more seriously than death stands.
Looking at these two comments, you strike me as the stupid one.
Chefodeath 1 year ago
@Girlinmanhattan Most rape victims don't take their own life.
Most rape claims are false (or without evidence supporting the claim).
What study proves that surviving rape victims lead 'completely destroyed lives'? No study has ever proven that.
Lastly, congratulations on stating that murder is a less serious offense than rape. Maybe every society over the past 1000 years has been wrong... maybe taking a human life 'is' less serious than forced coitus.
dystopianlover 1 year ago
@Girlinmanhattan I bet you're fun at parties.
AlternativeBaroque 1 year ago
So, just because I didn't understand a certain part of a single topic (out of an almost infinite amount), automatically means I don't have a functioning brain? True, I might have been ignorant, I'll admit to that. However, that's exactly why I asked in the first place, so I wouldn't go around this world thinking something wrong. Just saying.
TELMEman 1 year ago
@TELMEman Your response to my comment is actually the most intelligent and reasonable one out of them all.
Girlinmanhattan 3 months ago
One thing that always confused me is that people can joke about death however they want, yet rape isn't funny at all. It just kinda confuses me since rape, don't get me wrong it's horrible, and probably gives you burden you don't have to bear, BUT YOU LIVE ANOTHER DAY! When your dead, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! You can't continue on your merry way or any crap like that. When you're dead, YOU STAY DEAD FOREVER! Can someone tell me what's up with that? Cuz I'm obviously missing something!
TELMEman 1 year ago 7
@TELMEman I mean, everybody dies, that's a fact of life. It's not a fact of life that anyone should be sexually violated.
yoko9016 1 year ago
@yoko9016 Oh, okay. Thanks for telling me. Your politeness (regardless of what you thought of me) has been highly appreciated.
TELMEman 1 year ago
@yoko9016 Thank you. My thoughts exactly.
Girlinmanhattan 3 months ago
@TELMEman Ok, never mind. Should have seen this coming.
Girlinmanhattan 3 months ago
@Girlinmanhattan
Just for clarification, for some strange reason, I had confused death with murder. An odd mistake, I know. Actually, do stand-up joke about murder? It's been a while since I've watched any, so can anyone fill me in? Because if so, that WOULD be worse than rape. I think…
TELMEman 3 months ago
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RyunSharp 1 year ago
Nicely done
michalchik 1 year ago
i wanna say why'd u do that..."well she was comin on to me. we were dancin and i got horny. hey she had on her tight bathrobe." i wanna say jesus christ be a little more fuckin selective next time.
marveldcuniverse101 1 year ago 2
someone give this to the karen kavett chick for some more typography examples haha
ShinySoupCan 1 year ago
RAPE IS FUNNY
MyFaceBurns 1 year ago 5
aww, you did't put in the Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig part! xoP
JenniMystic 1 year ago 7
George Carlin Was So Smart And Funny, Too Bad He Didn't Believe In God..
2pac675 1 year ago
@2pac675 I WONDER WHY
FridayFliers 1 year ago
@2pac675 Newsflash: Every smart and logic person doesn't believe in god.
zalmanusa 1 year ago
@zalmanusa Not true, a theist can't be just as intelligent and rational as an Atheist, they're simply gullible and cowardly, it also has to do with upbringing and such.
There are brilliant Scientists who also believe in God.
Arnebananlolo 1 year ago
@2pac675 He didn't believe in god BECAUSE he was smart.
OrgasmicPotatoe 1 year ago 15
@OrgasmicPotatoe no, cause he WAS god
IGLOOGREENHOUSE 1 year ago
rape is HILARIOUS
icbeirut 1 year ago
i will rape whoever says thatrape isn't funny.
sspeck42 1 year ago 22
@sspeck42
Rape isn't funny. So when do i get raped? ;) YUM YUM
atariatarifreak 1 year ago
@sspeck42 Are you hot?
IamWayBeyondThePale 7 months ago
rape is funny. i will rape this chat
Evilfisher 1 year ago 2
i 2 think rape is funny
kruz200 1 year ago
goddamn the world lost something special when this guy kicked the bucket. I know he would have probably hated me for saying this but I hope there is a heaven cause I wanna see this mother fucker up there when I die.
I miss ya Carl, we never met but I miss ya like I knew ya.
LordPenguin7485 1 year ago 2
I almost fell off at the "WHY!?"
xKuchiAngelx 1 year ago 3
It's not rape if you yell surprise!
FatherTime89 1 year ago
my two favorite things about life jammed into one video, comedy and design
MixesAndStuff 1 year ago
Epic אפיק XD
iddo12233 1 year ago
I like saying "nigger midget rape". I can't anymore though because my boss gave me my final warning.
Viktir666 2 years ago
Can anyone tell me what HBO special this joke is from? :D
pwnzorz5 2 years ago
@pwnzorz5 It's from doin' it again
prinnylord3 2 years ago
"Well, I was horny. She was comin' on to me."
Okin17 2 years ago
awesome video to go along with it! Supposedly macs can do things like that but I don't f-in know...sucky balls
Squidacre 2 years ago
Macs? You can do that in every OS. It's about the program you use.
PhyOSPhyOS 2 years ago
Rape can be funny. Have you guys ever watch an anime called "The Rapeman"?
LOL!
RyunSharp 2 years ago
some while ago that happend to a 81 woman here
dangerjuices 2 years ago
I think what made this video was just how large the "WHY?!" was.
GreatFox42 2 years ago 3
IMM 13 GUY THAT REPLIED TO ME!
roger09doger 2 years ago
ooooo adobe after effeects cs3 lameo i got after aeffects cs4 guy who messaged me and replyed ti me
roger09doger 2 years ago
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? ADOBE AFTER EFFECTS?!? i dunn think i wanna use that program anymore now
roger09doger 2 years ago
ahhhh! Why dose evyone here hates girls and love rape!!?!? good luck finding a gifriend lozers! haha
roger09doger 2 years ago
Everyone here doesn't love rape, you're just retarded. Rape can be joked about and those jokes can be funny. That doesn't mean rape is a good thing or that everyone loves them. The point here is there is nothing you can't joke about.
softan 2 years ago
LMFAO
eastsidejuggalo94 2 years ago
How do you know he has a small penis? Faggot.
dipic7 2 years ago 6
One day we will all be dead. Now thats funny !
crawleykakes 2 years ago 71
Can someone pls tell me the title of the full video (if it exists)?
horstherbert35 2 years ago
HEYYYYY!!!!! IM a girl wtf! im using my bros account we arnt nothing okay :P
we arnt slaves god!
roger09doger 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
shut up slave.
nedak 2 years ago
Iron my shirt, bitch.
AnonymousWillDestroy 2 years ago
dude i have after effects cs4 :P so there.......ha in your face
roger09doger 2 years ago
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Sh0nin 2 years ago 63
haha, yeah, rape is pretty funny
crewalpha 2 years ago 3
it iz? ppl are always saying its not okay im confuesed.......
roger09doger 2 years ago
awesome
R.I.P
George carlin!
s0m30n31337 2 years ago
2/5... i for the text, 1 cause it is George, -3 for taking out all the context bits... you should redo it, with the full routine, than I will give you back the 3 I took off
daviddowns81 2 years ago
Amen.
TascoLover 2 years ago
ik rite?
kawaiifreak860 2 years ago
Lol, if rape really is that bad we should help men who are raped by gays, it's 20 times worse for them. Right? Nah, they're not women so who cares if they get raped, right? Women, women, women, women.
Arnebananlolo 2 years ago
Fuck you.
sexist faggot.
it's worst for women because 1 they have a higher risk of catching something and 2 they're not as strong as a man and thirdly they can get pregnant.
I suggest you jump of a bridge with your crap.
kawaiifreak860 2 years ago
First of all it is YOU'RE NOT YOUR you fucking idiot!!!
What is the difference between consensual sex and unconsensual sex? NOTHING! So shut the fuck up. The only reason women hate rape is because they love using sex as a tool, once a guy takes that, the dumb cunt loses her self worth.
Women are only good for fucking, and raising our kids.
hpufo 2 years ago
There is you worthless vermin.
Women are people to and vermin like you can go jump off a bridge really you and all the likes of you.
I can't wait to become the ruler of this realm then I'll drag you down to hell and show you what it's like.
kawaiifreak860 2 years ago
LOL looks like we got a crazy bitch here. I'll be waiting for you to become ruler of this world you crazy bitch.
hpufo 2 years ago
crazy? you have no idea.
kawaiifreak860 2 years ago
Seriously? Is that the best you can do? "You sexist" "Women are weaker than Men" There's no need to be sexist, even you agree we're the superior gender. But that still doesn't change the fact that rape is 10 times worse for men.
Arnebananlolo 2 years ago
No we arn't there is no superior gender the only thing superior is Vampires and lycan's were better then you.
Hell we could tear your head off and shove it up your ass. How would you like that? smell what you are 24/7?
kawaiifreak860 2 years ago
Hahaha, not another one of you pathetic weaboo faggots. "I'M A BIG VAMPIRE/LYCAN THINGIE I BITE PEOPLE HEHE KAWAIII :3 JAPANNN TOKIOOO"
Arnebananlolo 2 years ago
your a fail at trolling or I'm just immune to stupidity heh
just because my name has kawaii dosn't mean I'm a weaboo I'm just a Teenager fucking around on the net and I often say shit to see who thinks I'm serious because they often say what you just said. Roflmao
I'm just a Human Teen. XP
I'm bored.
kawaiifreak860 2 years ago
10/10
Cakerolled 2 years ago 2
Yeah sure. I bet you're a RPfaggot. lol, go larp. Also, i'm not a troll, i've trolled lots, but not really trolling atm. My opinions just offend everyone,
Mainly because the majority of people are stupid. And yes, i still consider you a weaboo, you behave like one.
Arnebananlolo 2 years ago
nah you behave like a wannabe faggot.
kawaiifreak860 2 years ago
Did you just say women are people?
HAHAHAHA
Dextear 2 years ago 6
This comment has received too many negative votes show
GO ahead keeping laughing while you can. heh
kawaiifreak860 2 years ago
And at what point will I not be able to?
Dextear 2 years ago
lmao
ScarU4life 2 years ago
@Dextear Wait, what do women have to do with people?
crewalpha 2 years ago 2
Women have lots to do with people. They can be slaves to people, for example.
Dextear 2 years ago 6
but they arent good at raising kids either....so theyre just good for fucking
babymitchy1 2 years ago 3
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