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  • Okay, now we have everyone warmed up to joking about rape.. I'm throwing holocaust jokes out there.

    Imho there is not a single subject to bad to joke about. Of course one needs to consider who the jokes are told too, but to consider a subject unfit for jokes is beyond me.

    So yes.

  • Where is this from?

  • @BrandurJustinussen The 1990 special on HBO.

  • i thought lewis black is good, but this guy is just brilliant!

  • 74 people got raped, that's pretty funny.

  • Who on earth can dislike George Carlin?

  • @Joyness333 christians?

  • @Joyness333 People who rape 81 year old women.

  • I want my name to be spaghetti.

  • Hard to believe that this guy was the conductor on shining time Station, Geesh!

  • Thumbs down! Why did you edit out the funniest part of the whole bit "picture porky pig raping elmer fudd"

  • what is funny about rape?

  • @onyxxx101 Everything.

  • I will now go and revisit my George Carlin collection.

    Hooked AGAIN |=)

  • RAPE IS A JOKE. SO IS RAP

  • @rapisajoke oOOooOOOoOOOo i'm gonna rape somebody, i hope you die of aids

  • Just for the record, George Carlin never said rape is ok, only that it's ok to joke about it (and even then to consider who you tell the joke to). And he's absolutely right imo. Humor is a very human way to deal with all the absurd and terrible crap in this world. If you don't understand this i recommend you look further into Carlin's work. He really was a wonderful and friendly guy, even though it may not seem that way for someone who just stumbled upon a fragment like this.

  • @Bonez0r Are there people that needed this explained to them?

  • I can't believe you skipped the part about Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd!

  • pedos getting raped in prison is funny

  • @Aznar245

    No it;s not. 

  • @Catlover123445

    It can be, that's the point.

  • 63 people got raped in hilarious ways

  • just think about it this way. this thing with two legs, half an upper body, no head, 1 very very muscular arm with tattoos, wearing overalls. with a giant dick. raping pertty much anyone would be hilarious to me. oh yeah and its wearing sandles too.

  • .....this makes me sad :(

  • Rape is not funny. And usually, people who think it is are people who have not been raped -- because for them, rape is something that happens to other people in some other place and isn't real. The "joke" isn't about them.

    When you have been raped, the "joke" IS about you. The "joker" is telling you that your experience is funny, even though the very act of him telling that "joke" makes you relive your rape.

    In short, this is fucking awful.

  • @CriminalQueer So you were raped then? lmao. GOOD.

  • @CoolerKing37 Wow, look at you being so tough through your computer screen =) I'm sure your parents are SO proud.

  • @CriminalQueer Unlike you're parents, who are probably ashamed of you after that little incident. Way to lead the guy on, slut.

  • @CoolerKing37 This is so not worth it.

    Anyone else who may be reading this: this is the kind of person who (if he himself isn't in fact a rapist) is the kind of person who makes rapists feel that what they do to others is justified and accepted by society.

    Just FYI.

  • @CriminalQueer Says the person with A Clockwork Orange listed under favorite movies... Enough with your self-righteous horseshit.

  • @CoolerKing37 Okay, I was going to stop replying, but wtf? A Clockwork Orange is in no way endorsing rape; the only reason it mentions rape is because that's one of the sociopathic/psychopathic acts of Alex, along with murder and theft. The point of the book and the film is to examine how far the state should intervene in people's lives, and whether free will is worth having criminality in society.

    Also, I LOVE how you call me "self-righteous" for pointing out that rape is wrong.

  • @CriminalQueer Depicting rape in movies is okay, but GOD FORBID you joke about it! Then suddenly you're part of the problem. Talk about your double standard....

  • @CoolerKing37 As long as it's not meant to be humourous, of course it's okay to depict it in movies. It's not about whether rape is talked about or shown; it's about the way in which people show it. And humour is not appropriate for an act which causes so much trauma.

    But hey, you know what? No more feeding the troll =) Even if you're not a troll, you clearly have no grasp of empathy or the difference between condoning rape and simply depicting it, which makes this conversation pointless.

  • @CriminalQueer Fuck that. Who are you to say what can or can't be joked about or what's appropraite or not. You don't own those things. Now go walk through a dark alley at midnight while wearing a short skirt.

  • This is disgusting.

  • Whomever thinks rape can't be funny needs to get a copy of Deliverance with Ned Beatty. Wheee! Louder! WHEEE! LOUDER!

  • 496 people are complete monsters.

  • @MrDissidiaFan Ugh, you're a complete faggot

  • @poopstainmcgoo

    By calling me a homophobic slur without even knowing me, you just prove my point.

  • @MrDissidiaFan By writing "496 people are monsters" and responding the way you did proves my point that you are indeed a complete faggot. Why are you even on this video? You obviously have no sense of humor and hate anything that can be considered fun or funny, why are you on here to be debbie fuckin downer? Just the fact that you consider yourself the moral authority and that u need to peruse youtube videos to tell people they're monsters is indicative of what a cunt & a faggot you are.

  • @poopstainmcgoo

    If you're going to like tasteless humor, don't use faggot as an insult at least. Gays are people too. What would be the problem if I was gay?

    (I'm a straight ally)

  • @MrDissidiaFan The word faggot doesn't only mean "homosexual", like you for example, are a heterosexual, and you're a complete and utter faggot. And if you're so tasteful then why are you on this fucking video in the first place you jizz bucket?

  • @poopstainmcgoo Well said. In the words of Louis CK, "Back when I was a kid, we didn't call someone a faggot because they were gay, we called them a faggot because they were... acting like a faggot!"

  • @MrDissidiaFan "a straight ally". nice. shut the fuck up

  • @MrDissidiaFan Do you even know WHY 'faggot' is used as an insult, when it literally means 'kindling' or 'a bundle of sticks'? Witch burnings. Werewolf trials. Any time people were getting burned at the stake due to mass hysteria, guess what happened. That's right. People got thrown, by the crowd, into said fire. So 'faggot' applies as much to the mentally ill, the deformed, and the handicapped as it does to homosexuals.

    And Mr. Carlin's point has always been TRULY free speech and opinion.

  • 44 people were raped.

  • Why did you edit out the "I can PROVE to you that rape is funny! Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd! " part? It kinda pulls the point together.

  • What did Amy do when she left the battered women's shelter?

    The dishes, if she knows what's good for her...

  • "i say F%$@ you! i think its hilarious!" rofl! HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • I do like to recite this to every woman I rape.

  • As a rape victim, I find rape jokes shitloads funny. XD

  • I think it's only funny when it's not personal nor does it glorify rape.

    Though, rape has very little to do with physical or even sexual attraction. Rape is about power and dominance. That just made the joke kind of weak.

  • @ilonka311 I think the larger and more powerful point carlin is making, is that as a comedian, he has the freedom to joke about it. And listen to the crowd, that joke was not weak. Carlin was a consumate comedian.

  • @demonicspire1 Not to mention that he left the funniest bit out:

    "I can PROVE to you that rape is funny, picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd!"

  • R.I.P. George Patrik Carlin, the Real GOD!

    "Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature."

  • @TheRanonym i thought gods were supposed to be immortal then again idc

  • @Ichliebemusikundybd

    so you are saying that they are unfunny, pathetic because they laugh about rape, it's serious business... but you want them to be raped?

    at least they are joking about it

  • Rape is always funny..and fun to do! :)

  • @Ichliebemusikundybd

    go fuck a cow

  • hahahhahaha George Carlin is the best! :D xD

  • This really needs more of the act .. especially the punchlines. "But she comin' on the me!"

  • Imagine porky pig raping elmer fudd

  • @TheScienceFoundation I did, and it made me laugh. XD

  • You can talk about whatever the fuck you want; And if you want to ignore the fact that you may hurt others in doing so? Well, that's fine too.

    ... But, it's not. Is it? Psychopath nation would be the way to go if more than 5% of the population were psychopaths, but the reality is that most of us want to live comfortably. Being pussyfied by the current trends certainly impairs us in doing so, but for God's sake, don't be a spastic dumb ass a joke about rape in front of a rape victim!

  • What do you call a woman with ONE black eye?

    A fast learner.

  • @Desm0ndDavidHume What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

  • What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

    The back of my hand.

    Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

    Those who whine about rape jokes because it happened to them are the same type of asshole who laughs at racist, sexist, homophobic, violent, fat, blonde, dead baby jokes and all because those situations do not apply to them. But say something they have experienced and all of a sudden its not funny no more.

  • @Avykins What the fuck are you talking about? You're calling someone an asshole because they don't find rape jokes funny BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN RAPED? That is THE ONE legitimate reason for someone not to find rape jokes funny.

  • @BarbaricGoose If you could actually fucking read instead of just automatically running your mouth you would see that I said I hate these people because they bitch about rape jokes and try to stop others from finding them funny yet have no problem with racist, sexist, homophobic, violent, fat, blonde & dead baby jokes.

    They only get offended when its something about them. They do not care if people are offended by other jokes because those have nothing to do with them.

    Learn to read chap.

  • @Avykins Being raped ain't the same as being discriminated against because of your race, gender, sexual preference, or even weight. It's not the same as being punched, and it's not the same as being blonde. If you think it is even close to any of those things, you're an even dumber fuck than I thought.

    As for the dead baby thing... well... if your baby died, I could understand if you didn't laugh at dead baby jokes, and got angry when people told them.

  • @Avykins Also, you're generalizing--A LOT. Who the fuck are you to say that people who don't like rape jokes laugh at dead baby jokes, or racist jokes, or gay jokes, or violent jokes, or any other kind of joke? You don't know these things, and you should stop acting like you do.

  • @Avykins

    Correct.

    When I watch Family Guy, everyone laughs at the jokes. When I tell a joke you'd find on Family Guy, automatically most people are offended.

    Why?

  • @zebatov Because deep down, everyone know it's not a very good show

  • @bobplatypus

    I'm sorry you weren't born with a sense of humour :(

  • The vast majority of the people who think rape jokes are funny haven't been raped. That's all I really have to say about this.

  • @beneathlondon Have you been raped? No? Then shut the fuck up and get a sense of humor, life's a joke and if you take it seriusly your a dumbass.

  • I'll be honest I was molested when I was younger and when I hear people get all workd up over a rape/molestation joke it pisses me the fuck off. I'm not traumatized, I like humor like anyone else, and if we can joke about race and sex we can joke about rape. Its like they're doing it for the "victims" like me and I don't even give a fuck. Get a clue, funny is funny doesn't matter where it comes from.

  • @Nemisis99 Good for you, but I don't think you get to speak for anyone and everyone else who's been through that.

  • If you were to rape someone in your sleep would it be considered rape, or involuntary sexual assault.

  • rape is fucking awesome, get so much pussy and i dont have to buy a hooker

  • @telmeman. what your missing is a properly functioning brain, which causes you to be ignorant. Many rape victims end up taking their own lives after years of living a completely destroyed life. So maybe being murdered and get it over with is not such a bad idea.

  • @Girlinmanhattan I thought he asked a perfectly reasonable question about culture. A very smart question actually.

    You on the other hand, slathered him with an ad hominum and then proceeded to offer an extremely narrow categorization of rape victims where they are all broken shells of human beings. Do all rape victims end up taking their own life? If not, then his question on why rape is taken more seriously than death stands.

    Looking at these two comments, you strike me as the stupid one.

  • @Girlinmanhattan Most rape victims don't take their own life.

    Most rape claims are false (or without evidence supporting the claim).

    What study proves that surviving rape victims lead 'completely destroyed lives'? No study has ever proven that.

    Lastly, congratulations on stating that murder is a less serious offense than rape. Maybe every society over the past 1000 years has been wrong... maybe taking a human life 'is' less serious than forced coitus.

  • @Girlinmanhattan I bet you're fun at parties.

  • So, just because I didn't understand a certain part of a single topic (out of an almost infinite amount), automatically means I don't have a functioning brain? True, I might have been ignorant, I'll admit to that. However, that's exactly why I asked in the first place, so I wouldn't go around this world thinking something wrong. Just saying.

  • @TELMEman Your response to my comment is actually the most intelligent and reasonable one out of them all.

  • One thing that always confused me is that people can joke about death however they want, yet rape isn't funny at all. It just kinda confuses me since rape, don't get me wrong it's horrible, and probably gives you burden you don't have to bear, BUT YOU LIVE ANOTHER DAY! When your dead, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! You can't continue on your merry way or any crap like that. When you're dead, YOU STAY DEAD FOREVER! Can someone tell me what's up with that? Cuz I'm obviously missing something!

  • @TELMEman I mean, everybody dies, that's a fact of life. It's not a fact of life that anyone should be sexually violated.

  • @yoko9016 Oh, okay. Thanks for telling me. Your politeness (regardless of what you thought of me) has been highly appreciated.

  • @yoko9016 Thank you. My thoughts exactly.

  • @TELMEman Ok, never mind. Should have seen this coming.

  • @Girlinmanhattan

    Just for clarification, for some strange reason, I had confused death with murder. An odd mistake, I know. Actually, do stand-up joke about murder? It's been a while since I've watched any, so can anyone fill me in? Because if so, that WOULD be worse than rape. I think…

  • Nicely done

  • i wanna say why'd u do that..."well she was comin on to me. we were dancin and i got horny. hey she had on her tight bathrobe." i wanna say jesus christ be a little more fuckin selective next time.

  • someone give this to the karen kavett chick for some more typography examples haha

  • RAPE IS FUNNY

  • aww, you did't put in the Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig part! xoP

  • George Carlin Was So Smart And Funny, Too Bad He Didn't Believe In God..

  • @2pac675 I WONDER WHY

  • @2pac675 Newsflash: Every smart and logic person doesn't believe in god.

  • @zalmanusa Not true, a theist can't be just as intelligent and rational as an Atheist, they're simply gullible and cowardly, it also has to do with upbringing and such.

    There are brilliant Scientists who also believe in God.

  • @2pac675 He didn't believe in god BECAUSE he was smart.

  • @OrgasmicPotatoe no, cause he WAS god

  • rape is HILARIOUS

  • i will rape whoever says thatrape isn't funny.

  • @sspeck42

    Rape isn't funny. So when do i get raped? ;) YUM YUM 

  • @sspeck42 Are you hot?

  • rape is funny. i will rape this chat

  • i 2 think rape is funny

  • goddamn the world lost something special when this guy kicked the bucket. I know he would have probably hated me for saying this but I hope there is a heaven cause I wanna see this mother fucker up there when I die.

    I miss ya Carl, we never met but I miss ya like I knew ya.

  • I almost fell off at the "WHY!?"

  • It's not rape if you yell surprise!

  • my two favorite things about life jammed into one video, comedy and design

  • Epic אפיק XD

  • I like saying "nigger midget rape". I can't anymore though because my boss gave me my final warning.

  • Can anyone tell me what HBO special this joke is from? :D

  • @pwnzorz5 It's from doin' it again

  • "Well, I was horny. She was comin' on to me."

  • awesome video to go along with it! Supposedly macs can do things like that but I don't f-in know...sucky balls

  • Macs? You can do that in every OS. It's about the program you use.

  • Rape can be funny. Have you guys ever watch an anime called "The Rapeman"?

    LOL!

  • some while ago that happend to a 81 woman here

  • I think what made this video was just how large the "WHY?!" was.

  • IMM 13 GUY THAT REPLIED TO ME!

  • ooooo adobe after effeects cs3 lameo i got after aeffects cs4 guy who messaged me and replyed ti me

  • ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? ADOBE AFTER EFFECTS?!? i dunn think i wanna use that program anymore now

  • ahhhh! Why dose evyone here hates girls and love rape!!?!? good luck finding a gifriend lozers! haha

  • Everyone here doesn't love rape, you're just retarded. Rape can be joked about and those jokes can be funny. That doesn't mean rape is a good thing or that everyone loves them. The point here is there is nothing you can't joke about.

  • LMFAO

  • How do you know he has a small penis? Faggot.

  • One day we will all be dead. Now thats funny !

  • Can someone pls tell me the title of the full video (if it exists)?

  • HEYYYYY!!!!! IM a girl wtf! im using my bros account we arnt nothing okay :P

    we arnt slaves god!

  • Iron my shirt, bitch.

  • dude i have after effects cs4 :P so there.......ha in your face

  • What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

    Nothing, you already told her twice.

  • haha, yeah, rape is pretty funny

  • it iz? ppl are always saying its not okay im confuesed.......

  • awesome

    R.I.P

    George carlin!

  • 2/5... i for the text, 1 cause it is George, -3 for taking out all the context bits... you should redo it, with the full routine, than I will give you back the 3 I took off

  • Amen.

  • ik rite?

  • Lol, if rape really is that bad we should help men who are raped by gays, it's 20 times worse for them. Right? Nah, they're not women so who cares if they get raped, right? Women, women, women, women.

  • Fuck you.

    sexist faggot.

    it's worst for women because 1 they have a higher risk of catching something and 2 they're not as strong as a man and thirdly they can get pregnant.

    I suggest you jump of a bridge with your crap.

  • First of all it is YOU'RE NOT YOUR you fucking idiot!!!

    What is the difference between consensual sex and unconsensual sex? NOTHING! So shut the fuck up. The only reason women hate rape is because they love using sex as a tool, once a guy takes that, the dumb cunt loses her self worth.

    Women are only good for fucking, and raising our kids.

  • There is you worthless vermin.

    Women are people to and vermin like you can go jump off a bridge really you and all the likes of you.

    I can't wait to become the ruler of this realm then I'll drag you down to hell and show you what it's like.

  • LOL looks like we got a crazy bitch here. I'll be waiting for you to become ruler of this world you crazy bitch.

  • crazy? you have no idea.

  • Seriously? Is that the best you can do? "You sexist" "Women are weaker than Men" There's no need to be sexist, even you agree we're the superior gender. But that still doesn't change the fact that rape is 10 times worse for men.

  • No we arn't there is no superior gender the only thing superior is Vampires and lycan's were better then you.

    Hell we could tear your head off and shove it up your ass. How would you like that? smell what you are 24/7?

  • Hahaha, not another one of you pathetic weaboo faggots. "I'M A BIG VAMPIRE/LYCAN THINGIE I BITE PEOPLE HEHE KAWAIII :3 JAPANNN TOKIOOO"

  • your a fail at trolling or I'm just immune to stupidity heh

    just because my name has kawaii dosn't mean I'm a weaboo I'm just a Teenager fucking around on the net and I often say shit to see who thinks I'm serious because they often say what you just said. Roflmao

    I'm just a Human Teen. XP

    I'm bored.

  • 10/10

  • Yeah sure. I bet you're a RPfaggot. lol, go larp. Also, i'm not a troll, i've trolled lots, but not really trolling atm. My opinions just offend everyone,

    Mainly because the majority of people are stupid. And yes, i still consider you a weaboo, you behave like one.

  • nah you behave like a wannabe faggot.

  • Did you just say women are people?

    HAHAHAHA

  • And at what point will I not be able to?

  • lmao

  • @Dextear Wait, what do women have to do with people?

  • Women have lots to do with people. They can be slaves to people, for example.

  • but they arent good at raising kids either....so theyre just good for fucking

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