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  • Only recently "discovered" James May. Amazing man, very good looking, hair I want to touch and mess up even more. Clever, articulate, talented and way above the IQ of anybody else I can think of currently on T.V. He is not gay. And even if he was what of it????? Gorgeous bloke. James for ever. XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  • Captain Slow for life!

  • Although most people say that the James May they recognise is the long haired boring third member of Top Gear (which is correct if you are only talking about the Revived Top Gear, as he joined the team last), but really he is very funny, not boring but intellectual, and has mad hair. In his hay day, James May was, from what I have been told, very attractive, especially with very short hair. Today, some ppl call him ugly. Ppl, that is called age. Funny, smart, alrite looking, good bloke

  • @kingofireland91 Also, he's been part of Top Gear for longer than Richard Hammond, so I count Hammond as the third member.

  • I think he looks at things a different way that the other two don't. People/Jeremy and Richard precieve him as awkward sure, but he is smarter than the other two.

  • fagot

  • Good job typing in James May into Google images.

  • James May makes my heart go pitter pat, and I don't care who knows.

  • Hello.

  • all hail the may

    for the greater good

    with his hair we,d like to play

    all hail may

  • Cock !

  • Thanks.. Nice vid really fun with the music..

    James May looks like the finest bottle of scotch whisky occasionally wrapped in flowers :)

  • 1:10 james in jeremy's swedish cottage looks like alice in wonderland!

    fantastic guy, fantastic sense of humour, fantastic series!

  • ::sigh:: If only I'd been born 10 years earlier... ^_^

  • james may is the most british man in the planet..............

  • Oh cock! That's me xD :D

  • His hair is driving me mad :) I´m glad to see how many people admire this man, seems like the whole world fell in love with him:) He apears in my dreams for a long time.. Love this man:)

  • His hair is driving me mad :) I´m glad to see how many people admire this man, seems like the whole world fell in love with him:)

  • Nice. I've done a few May-vid's myself :)

  • I seriously would like to meet him. We were born on the same year and from what I see, share many of the same beliefs. he is an utterly amazing man.

  • someone got a "thing" for james may i suspect...

  • Holy crap he is hot. Im in love.

  • best presenter by far!

  • Short hai!Nice!xx

  • my mom loves him but she wont admit it

  • This video makes me squee unnaturally.

    I constantly compare my boyfriend to James (the only real differences are age, hair length, and my boyfriend flies helicopters not planes). He gets quite jealous :3

  • Ya just gotta love him!! hes just perfect x x

  • James May is hot in a very cute, gentleman kind of way xD ( I actually prefer him over Hammond! :D)

    He is also the only man with long hair that I have a crush on! Thats pretty impressing...

  • Yes I agree, James May is my type of guy, and I'm a happily married man. I could sit down and drink some stout for hours talking to this guy.

  • i love james may he is soooo hot, and sexy he is better looking then the others and i would die for him he is soooo nice x :)

  • The perfect song for a perfect guy

  • this is weird...

  • James is a hero!

  • james may likes the things i like lol.

  • As a 23 year old female, let me just say that this man is walking proof that you don't need to look like Brad Pitt to attract women or be cool.

    James May is real, refreshingly un-self-aware and very happy just being himself, with is highly attractive and will win out over 8 pack abs any day. A few blokes could do to sit up and take note of that.

  • @recklesscharlie Ugly people have to rely on personality and other ugly people, I'v met plenty of stand up chaps that woman don't give a glance at. If you think attractive people are looking for a personality you must be living on another planet

  • @69stringibanez Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? What is 'ugly' anyway? Ugliness is 80% the viewers perception and that is just opinion and everyone's opinions are different. Look around you some time, I think you'll start noticing couples with completely different levels of 'attractiveness'. Because not everyone is as shallow as you seem to think and if you truly believe what you posted above than that does make you rather shallow in a different way.

  • @recklesscharlie Im just being realistic, most "unatractive" people end up with some1 else who is "unatractive" thats a simple fact...I completely agree there are SOME people who truely believe beauty is skin deep and nothing else but how often do you see a hot babe with someone who is unatractive, I mean un symetrical, out of proportion, things that people would commonly agree as unatractive. They might be friends but how often do you see those people pursue relationships, andjames is single..

  • @recklesscharlie a 37 year old male. nice post. there are alot of males like james. thing is most women just want to use us for babies, work (no matter how much it,s not enough) or an object ect ect. you find a woman at 30 with out any baggage and i,ll find you a james may. thats the main reason i think topgear is the best....no women.

  • @recklesscharlie I absolutely and totally agree with you :)

  • @recklesscharlie hahahahaha, you fucking slut, you like over 50 year old man

  • @recklesscharlie hello

  • @recklesscharlie there's hope for us guys yet!

  • @recklesscharlie He's also gay.

  • Love looking at this clip - So non PC, macho, not tactile at all, and always looks like he has just fallen out of bed and dragged on his gear. If I could just run my fingers through that Mop. Adore the Man.

  • I LOVE HIM! IN A MANLY WAY LOL!

  • 1:05 is just him thinking 'I'm going to ravish you'. Just to... whoever's watching the video.

    Or maybe that's just me and I need to get over a man who's six years older than my own father xD

  • We truly are not worthy.

    Gorgeous man.

    My boyf's nickname is James May, because he's so like him. I was very happy :3

  • i want to meet james one day...

  • I love James May. I think, as well that he is cuter and more brilliant all around than Hammond; but he will always have a special (tiny, just to fit him) compartment in my heart. Every single thing he says and does make me and my under aged heart scream with more of a sexual feeling than anything.

    I love James May.

  • so u r saying u r inlove with a middleaged man??

  • That is what makes it worth the humour! Besides, all of my other crushes are middle aged

    i.e Stephen Fry and Alan Davies

  • You really do have excellent taste in men, I couldn't agree more... :)

  • Why yes.

    James May = sexually attractive to QUITE a few people.

  • i think James is better looking than Richard. Ive fallen in love with James and I love all his different looks. On the old Top Gears his hair is more styled with a fringe and he wears suits and i love him now as well. i think he is irresistable . I love love love him. thank you for making this great video for us to enjoy of gorgeous sexy James.

  • YES! I do love James May, I think he's cool, hansom, sexy, mysterious, Brilliant, adorable, funny and fantastic. He rocks! He's a legend and he's my hero.

    The music was ficking great to!

  • my dream man!!!

  • he is probably the funniest,coolest,and most intelligent person around on tv.. he plays piano,he is a pilot,knows so many things about almost anything which is totally amazing.. i enjoy seeing him on tv.. makes my day..

  • Delicious subject and excellent tune!

  • The same person who needs your comments:)

  • I do! I think he's adorable!!!

  • Best presenter of the lot.

  • James May is pretty awesome!

    okaii not as nice looking as Richard, but i find James more cooler, anyway.. Good vid!

  • Fab!! I love James

  • Oh Cock!

  • Capt. Slow

  • why is he called the divine one?

  • do know my name !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Forget Clarkson. I love May. xx

  • mr captain slow, his trademark word oh cock.

  • He drives fast cars, plays the flute, is totaly non-touchy feely, and although Oz Clark has tried to tempt his palate with the finer things in life (Wine) he continues to drink warm beer - there is something about this man that gives you an overwhelming sensation to mother him. Love Him.

  • MayRolled

  • Shut it, non-James-fan.

  • I'm not, unfortunately, I tried a few times but it wouldn't let me. Boo.

    BOO NON JAMES FANS!

  • We don't need help!

    James May best person ever!!

  • Hah, that's what my friends have always maintained. Thing is, I don't WANT help ;-)

  • I love the way James says 'Hello'... especially to ladies... XD lol

  • Daddy why don't yu talk to me anymore?

  • he is nice.

    clarkson is better in speaking etc.

    but i like it at all

  • James, you're the best!!!! xDD

    Very nice vid too! 5/5 ^^

  • They always say 3´s a crowd, not in this case.

  • james, i think, is a lot more classy, and funny than the the others. and he seems more intelligent! oh and his hair is amazing!

  • This is the first video I saw on Youtube,and,to be honest,I only watched it because I'm in love with James May,but it is a truely epic video.Also made me like 'You know my name',one of the best Bond song's in my opinion.

  • Even though James considers himself 'just the other bloke' on TG, we all know it just wouldn't be any bit as good as it is without him! Awesome vid, love it!

  • wouldn't be as good?! you mean it wouln't be a compleat disaster 4 the bbc and they would have to close down if james may left.

  • I love James!

    It seems his favourite word is 'cock'

    He is quite gd at piano, and I know this is random but he formed a MUSIC band with the other two from TG, Jeremy was on the drums and is actually very good seeing as he has had only about 7 lessons, and Richard played Bass Guitar =)

    <3 Lurve yeew

    *Don't get me wrong he's funny and probably the best presenter, but he's not all that fit...*

  • James had a degree in music. He also plays the flute.

    He is miiiine.x

  • Share him?

    Wait a minute... He... Plays.. The Flute...? OMG! I play the flute too! Like, nobody plays the flute anymore!

    My James love has just got stronger ^.^

  • I'm share him. 70/30? lol

    He doesn't look like he plays the flute!!

    I love him. &hearts; :P

  • Nahh, he's not really what I'd call: Flutish.

    Ahh well.

    No. 50/50.

    That's fair. xD

  • Alright. 50/50. :P

    James May is wonderful non James fan.

    Me and Gothic Princess are marrying him.x

  • Yay!

    Are you by any chance a member of Hammond Heaven?

  • Not if I marry him first! Lol! I met him once- should have kidnapped him....¬_¬

  • James plays the piano too..

  • oh so hot james - pls ride me - u dont have to go fast :P

  • Rena, is that you honey?

  • @Rena54 like he is gonna go fast? :p

  • James May is a Legend.

    The song is You know my name - Chris Cornell.

    The song on the movie is very slightly modified..

  • There aren't many guys that look really good with long hair but james may is one of them :D

  • i can impersonate him!

  • I'd like to see him playing the piano!

  • Top Geezer is James .OH COCK?????

  • i know james has a degree in music and can play piano

    but wouldnt be brilliant if he could sing like this

    he would win over almost EVERYBODY!!

  • whats the song called ????

  • Daniel craig - you know my name

    i think its the one made for the newest james bond casino royale

    any1 correct me if im wrong

  • This is the theme song for Casino Royale, however the song's artist is Chris Cornell; Daniel Craig is the actor who plays Bond.

  • LOL i was with my mum and i saw him driving in london

    i was like "THATS JAMES MAY!"

    and my mum was like "who ??"

    and i was like "JAMES MAY !! THE ONE OFF TOPGEAR!!!"

    HAHA

  • I saw him driving an old car in Stroud. Best part of spring '07 by far,I was high about it for ages.

    Total legend.

  • james may is by far the best presenter on this show,they should give him a bigger part.he knows more about cars than the other 2,he understands craftsmanship and the like.he is alsothe only real bloke,he "wears tweed,lives in a tumbledown house full of old motorbikes,and goes down to the pub for a pint of beer with twigs floating in it" according to S2E5,i think.he even smokes a pipe!thanks for the vid.oh,by the way,ttyrants,are you james may.i think you are.please answer my question,pleeeeease!

  • @75pro76 but thats the thing about top gear if you remove hammond and clarkson its just going to be james may sorting his tools all the time

  • James may is quaklity, a vitale part of topgear now

  • James May is funny and oldschool

  • "Ladies and Gentlemen please rise", for the one and only "Captain Slow".......please hold your applause.

  • haha

  • James May would make a great bond

  • Or the lead in the sequel to The Man Who Knew Too Little.

  • Great guy!

  • James May is both cool and cute, I really like him very much

  • What is the song?

  • check page 2 of the comments for the answer

  • Chris Cornell- You Know my name

  • @ferrari68

    BOND!

  • James is very classy and witty ^^ and actually cool

  • Please come to Australia, you are a God!

  • He is, for MPH 08. They are visiting Las Vegas, Australia and others and have already done South AFrica.

  • great vid cool pictures thanks 4 posting!

  • James May is so cute!!! He should have played James Bond in Casino Royale!!! :p

  • if u think about it james may is actually a very cool guy way cooler than jeremy or richard. but he always gets, sorry for that bit of a rather american expression, disrespected by the other two guys. it's a shame.

  • i agree, hes the one whos actually cooler and not as hot-headed as richard or jeremy (god is jeremy stubborn) and hes quite smart in many ways. he earns respect! cheers to james!!

  • god they can be so cruel to him somtimes!

  • Good Vid!

  • Who's the singer and the song?

  • Chris Cornell- You Know my name. It was from 007's Casino Royale

  • Great video!

  • james may is also very good at poetry. we should see more of that in top gear.

    where's his next wine program? australia?

    the uk also dose some good wines.

    i think someone should make a spoof james bond film (not like the origional casino royal) with james may as james bond and the minister of transport to be the bad guy.

    if it wasn't 4 james may i couldn't of won that argument with the substitut english teacher about reef sharks in the caribian.

  • A video as beautiful as James himself!

  • cheers, I appreciate that.

  • I wasn't really into Top Gear when the fat guy was there. But ever since James May came in. He is what completed Top Gear.

  • yes your rhight he is good ilove james.

  • james may is like the coolest bloke around!!!

    HOOOOORAAAAAH!

  • GO JAMES! we all love you!!! yaay ^^. he's so sweeeeeet! my favourite top gear presenter by miles. woot

  • those guys have got the best job in the world!

    wish I had a job like that

  • James May is a effin Legend, Hammond and Clarkson are inferior to May, the only proper man. His rants are legendary.

  • yeah james!!!!!

  • James may as Ian Flemming's 007 in Top Gear lol that would be cool!!!

  • 1966 was a great year too. hee hee.

    Great vid.

  • OMG! james may was in castle douglas (where i live). he was in my favorite cafe street lights. i wish i saw him. one of my aquantaince's had served him. omg i hope he's still in Castle douglas coz he was nly in there the other day

  • he was brilliant on all murays happy hour

  • Nice job! I like the James Bond song/motif (at the beginning of the vid)...

  • james is gorgeous. he the underdog of TG but hes by far the sexiest =) cant beleive hes 45 already! i sent an e-card into TG!

  • I'm 27 and I bloody well love James May!

  • happy birthday to james! *chough* 45 *chough*

  • still, he's bloody gorgoeus

  • YUMMY!!! Lovely video of the charming Mr May

  • ja... i mean "ttyrants911", when is top gear back on?

  • Yesss. James is so sexy. <3

  • ttyrants911, i'm actualy going to stop asking you that question because i konw the answer =]

  • 3.28- yo! that looks like shephen fry!? i know it's james may really

  • ah... this song was constenly going through my head durin the whole of maths. help...

  • this song gets really adictive. i was singing this at school i music class and at lunch time.

  • No IM SPARTICUS  1963 was a good year?

  • 1963 was a good year.

  • at 00:43... what episode is that from? XD

  • That was from the Parkor episode around Liverpool- series 8 episode 7.

    I hope this helps.

  • aaahh thank you :D

  • DEFINATLY- JAMES MAY AS JAMES BOND!

  • I <3 James may

  • OK! EVERY 1 THAT READ THIS! i ax u...

    james may 4 bond or bond villen??

    plz some 1 answer this, i can't make my mind up

  • i reckon a proper Bond

  • yup. would he a good bon villian?

    i think he would be a really realy good james bond, but... he might been good at the villian.

    i just realised that this song is really maches mr may

  • MAY 4 JAMES BOND!!!

  • lol. look at 0.10 its funny he looks so cute on 0.22 (and on all of them,coz he's so cute) in 1.10 he looks like a big kid. omg- 1.22 he looks hotter than richard! omg! 1.44- wtf?! 1.54- it's elton john! 2.35- cowboy 3.16- lol look a richard! 3.58- wow! BEST VIDEO EVER!!! (yes, i love james may.) *wtf?! why did i post all those time marks^*
  • I love this song and James May is the best!

    One year since you made and posted this Video; happy Brithday to the video lol.

  • Wtf was the point in posting that?