Cat People

[SpellCrec]

They must be amazing actors. To have whiskers painted on their face and not laugh. Just amazing.

[sempervirens711]

Jesse left Jake for Benjamin. Jake plays Ben in Ben Bernanke, who is harassing Spencer. Jake plays Spencer in New Kids on the Rock. I'm waiting for this ring of Multiple Personality Disorder to come full circle...

Come back, Jake! You are such a great actor.

[silntdoogood]

She's quite the actress, especially for Youtube! Haha

[missusmadness]

I love this so much.

[playdohtheatre]

umm...anybody else realise the cats names are Jessie and James?

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT!

[Vicious516]

@playdohtheatre Yes, that was in fact intentional. Thank you for noticing the reference.

[SpellCrec]

Aaarrrggg!! Swearing!

[candylvr471]

@MJinthehouse566 he is on one eye (sorta like pandas?)

[SuperHalogirl]

Meow. :3 owo

[rezaedge]

thecatnews likes this

[qefytg]

*EPIC MOVE* "Scene."

[slytherinstargirl]

hhahahahaha

[lovemesomejasper]

haha i love jake

[OoTA95oO]

Aw they're both cute x3 (but yep, Jake looks like a mouse...)

The "meow" at the end was awesome :D

[LivviaNorskGoddess]

my god he looks great in this :3

[Zalsia]

I like the fact that it was in black-and-white. I don't like pink. Was there much pink before it was black-and-white? If so, then it's good that it's now black-and-white. Because I don't like pink. Great video! It really shows how cats are people too! Well, not really people, they're more cats, but you know what I mean... or not.... This is the most pointless comment I've ever written... ah well, it's the thought that counts.^^

[ashleycmn]

WTF?

[crycraven]

LOVE

[penguinsgoquack]

o_o....xDD!!

[Hawkeyes84]

WHATTT THE FUUCK

[vergil433]

>_> Quilty looks like a mouse though! D:

[posthumanfetus]

That was incredibly awesome.

[purrrfectgirl10]

jake is adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[IchLiebeDichSwei]

I don't know why but every time Jake says, "I don't see you paying the fucking mortgage," I laugh really hard. I really love this, it's so abstract and macabre.

[w1ntersw0lves]

She's really cute.

[Nirvanabitch1]

that was great :)

[DearYourHoliness]

jake, will you marry me? (not rhetorical)

[DonnntBeACoconut]

how dare you.

[DearYourHoliness]

your not alone sara.

[DonnntBeACoconut]

-_- i know where you sleep at night.

[MrFairygodmother]

Benjamin is such a dill weed!

[acousticindigo]

Beautifully deranged.

[nanabanana1925]

I don,t want to talk about Benjamin either.

[thenapster7]

fantastic! you're my hero.

[robsansonetti]

the girl can act pretty well and was convincing. Sorry fella, you were not quite as convincing and reminded me of why Quentin T, needs to not cameo his own films. Funny take, on the writer's part, but could be explored more intricately. Entertaining nonetheless.

[futurebuisnessleader]

The video is pretty clever and I liked it, but the audio is kind of low.

[BubbleGumFishGirl]

uh oh. My dad walked into the room as i was watching this. He was all" what the hell are you watching?!"

[BubbleGumFishGirl]

horny kitties!

Troubled Kitties! WOW! and OH, dear!

[lovehaydenbear]

Wow, Jessie and James? was that intentional or just randomly chosen names?

[moonlitcity]

i love jake quilty dunn.

and ryan murphy.

i love jake's face when he says 'miaow.'

hottt.

[OverlordJake]

Love the foxes line.

[kingtorm2]

Your're awesome Ryan, i love your work. You are a great director in the making.

[GeorgeHeidbreder]

Soooooooooooooooo much swearing....

MY MOM WAS IN THE ROOM!!!

j/k!

[kawaiitoboe]

Does this have anything to do with the movie, "Cat People"?

[alysnwndrlnd02]

i didnt really get the cats but it is sooo awesome

[Arlakossa]

Wwhat?

The girl played well.

[jessthep1rate]

THIS IS SO FUCKING SEXY IN HIGH QUALITY

[nastybutler16]

And just imagine if this was in HIGH DEFINITION, that would be orasmic!!

[ManBearPiglet]

Why are they cats?!?

WHAT SIGNIFICANCE DOES THAT HAVE?!?!?!

[kingtorm2]

it's for comedic effect

[zing713amw]

what significance doesn't it have?

[guesswhateelikes]

haha. shes hot.

[biipbiip94]

wtf

[DonnntBeACoconut]

cats dont do this to eachother. (:

[Kipfan410]

never disappointed! masterpieces are thrown out of your heads and just make magic with the camera! i love it

[HannaHorrible]

I have just had an epiphany ( probably spelled that wrong)

Jesse and James.

Team rocket is blasting off again!!!

[InsaneRema]

Meow.

[IaMeDwArDcUlLeNsGrL]

lol! funny as hell, but kinda disturbing!!!

[Jurassic343]

THIs is AMAZING!!!

[EricakaJaceII]

Why does this remind me of "Revolutionary Road"?

I dunno, if they made the movie like this, it would be the greatest of all time.. XD

[Raterraterrater12345]

The male cat's ears look like mouse ears... why am i the only one who niticed that? pause the video at 1:46.. you'll se he's a mouse

[ANLpr0ducti0ns]

Wow. He does look like a mouse.

[Raterraterrater12345]

Yup. xD I was the only one who noticed that xD

[zing713amw]

no you weren't, look at the other comments.

[Raterraterrater12345]

No, I think I saw someone else say that xD

[gdlookn]

GENIUS!!!! PURE AND UTTER GENIUS!!! wow, just amazing. and the swearing gave it a sort of realism. you could feel the anguish between the two characters. great acting and great directing. i believe this is one of my favorites.

[fbfiveohv3]

godawful tabbyprick

[queenandcorgis]

wow...talk about cussing...Jez.

[mirandaluvsyou]

meow jake meow

[jessthep1rate]

I don't understand all the wank about swearing in this video. It's not very excessive for the internet, and especially not for most of Ryan's videos. So... bwuh?

[PhinnyCobbler]

i dont get it. please explain the terms.

[IaMeDwArDcUlLeNsGrL]

lol ,geez Jake, do ya think u got ur point across with swearing? lol funny vid...

[MorroccoSurrogate]

"Cats" has nothing on this...

It's satirical surrealism at its best, complete with the mandatory pretentious black-and-white.

Besides, your makeup design is better. =D

[MorroccoSurrogate]

...and watching your videos always makes me wonder what insanity you could conceive given a budget.

[HarmonicaPlayingTrek]

I second that motion.

[tryred]

Cats can curse too. And be cursed.

[vmjones13]

What does it even matter of he's using curse words or not?

[Ungeniusman]

PROMOTE SURREAL HUMOR!!!

[rockfairy91]

1:57 - 2:04 omg haha love it

she plays it very well :)

[Maddyisnotshort13]

You really didn't need the swearing to get our point across Jake.

[jkqd14]

I really didn't write the script Maddyisnotshort13.

[horsesinnyc]

cats don't do this to each other, that is true. dump her

[LeannefunkE]

Very good, but the swear words were unnecessary.

[Tweeb]

This video was meow.

[narutomariofan99]

Jake Quilty-Dunn is a very good actor! :)

[michikoww]

Jake actually looks like a mouse hahahaha

[hanitra]

Oh I like this.

[hyperactivedragon]

LMAO scene XD lol the icing on the cake, that was :P

[Sopraltofilms]

wow.

[piratescanbesilly]

I am just a little bit confused.....

but it was stil funny

:)

[MaruchanChickenFlavr]

I am Benjamin... Meow.

[Veelasiren]

I think the "Try not to swear" in the script video was a joke. He's giving people their lines. If they swear or not, it's because that's what Ryan wrote. Have people forgotten the 100 decibel expletive Jake let off in "Wizard Monkey City"?

[xoBeachBABEox1]

hahahah that wass awesomme;;

Cat people(: " Oh jessi, Meow"

[halucynki]

awesome...

[KairosFilms]

brilliant

[Ccs1989]

Uh...the ending was weird.

Confusing as usual.

[Brudda2daman]

GODAMNIT BEN!

[freeteen7]

<.< either its the cat part or the acting part that just couldn't hold my attention

[yossarian9]

Though Jake Quilty-Dunn gives the same outstanding performance he does in previous videos, I felt that the writing here was lacking. Not nearly as funny as "Ben Bernanke" or "Learn About Gov. Bradford." Bit amateurish. Also - what's with the copious (and unnecessary) swearing?

[zing713amw]

there isn't that much swearing really. and this was cat drama whereas learn about governor bradford was 'informative' and ben bernanke was a masterpiece that might never be able to be repeated.

[RI2VA]

I showed this to my plaything. His name is Benjamin as well. He was so confused.

[mjdunton]

I'm not one to draw upon otherwise teeny flaws, however I couldn't help but notice Jake FUCKING swore THREE FUCKING TIMES inspite of the directly previous video telling us how it's not something you like in your videos. You changed, Ryan.

[camrenishot1]

Just watch Silica Gel Discourse. I think it's one of Jake's trademarks.

[jkqd14]

It's actually one of Ryan's trademarks, since he wrote this script entirely without me.

[camrenishot1]

Touché (I sound like a major douche saying that).

[jkqd14]

Ryan wrote the script, sorry.

[Libra07]

XD my god this was awesome

[hexfan123]

questionable content...

[vrtule1]

I just watched MarcoBat16's Midsummer Night's Dream video before this, and this scene reminds me of the scene that was picked for that other video ^^

[mrsw7]

I thoroughly enjoyed that; however, with Jake's intensity, I feel it could have used just a bit more sex....

[XxALLAGESxX]

Hahaha... this is the greatest.

[qwertyporst]

keeps my attention the whole way through!

didnt like the end though

[FunkenStudios]

Awesome

[MegaGeek325]

...

Fail.

[DemonFishy5]

what video did you delete?

[getcattonight]

The music....

[mattgcn]

dude that's awesome

[chanthacic]

Hahaha, i like it.

[picklesandmilk4u]

lol. Jesse and James. Back to the good old days of pokemon I see? This is hilarious, great video!

[DarkDelirium15]

Don't you dare... don't you DARE say my mother's name in vain.

Besides, 4-6 of them will be eaten by foxes or ran over by tractors before thier 6 weeks old...

The only thing better than watching your videos is thinking of what has to go though your head as you write thing sorts of things.

i completly agree

[theCobrAcademyis]

amazing.

[xDeppObsession1963]

hahahahahaha wow.. thats all i can really say

[yourmamaluigi]

cat fight!!

[Maryammmm]

LOVED IT. xD Fantastic actors, you guys should submit it somewhere!

[hatman900]

Meow.....

[JubJubtheWonderHippo]

That was pretty funny, even though I have no clue what was going on with Benjamin...is it a reference to that one video of Neils? With the Benjamin Franklin head? That would be funny, references are always funny. The more distant the funnier. :P

[nastybutler16]

Don't you dare... don't you DARE say my mother's name in vain.

Besides, 4-6 of them will be eaten by foxes or ran over by tractors before thier 6 weeks old...

The only thing better than watching your videos is thinking of what has to go though your head as you write thing sorts of things.

[zing713amw]

was that sculpture some sort of post modern scratching pole?

jake is such a good actor.

[Sparrowhawk101]

I spent the whole video wondering why Jake had mouse ears... don't think I heard half of what they were saying!

[Elphie391]

Loved it

[NausicaaRaine]

creeps me out cause my name is jessie...is this the kind of relationship I will have in the future?

[ninjaracoon]

Benjamen

[DjSalty91]

That's the best crazy video I've watched on youtube xD

[LlamaSensei]

Okay, that girl - what was her name? Trystin?

She is awesome. You need to put her in more films.

[kristonholt]

she is pretty hot, she was good at acting too

[emiagi]

'that tabby prick'.

Love it.

[ReallyBadSpecialFX]

Oh and David Bowie references, intentional or not, can never hurt. Dance magic DANCE!

[natijean]

Brilliant. You guys are amazing!

[fbfiveohv3]

this is awesome on a brand new level. excellent. one thing that kinda made me smirk was the use of multiple cameras. all it said was "hey, look, we have 2 cameras!"  hahaha! anyway, the writing, acting, blocking, and lighting were excellent. kudos. kudos. kudos. moar?

[zyankali777]

Great play and dialogue. I really enjoy your work, especially videos with Jake. Besides that, watching film made by you, Neil, Kevin, Jules and Max over a couple of months, impoved my English a lot as a German. Tank you for that ;-)

[GreenCristina]

This is, quite simply, brilliance.

[BiteHunter]

Meow, Jesse! Here, kitty, kitty. I loved the way Jesse ended her scene. That was hilarious the way she incorporated her character into the ending of the scene! LOVED IT!

[ZigmarPatterson]

I love it! Great locations too. You seem to have developped a taste for animals living like humans recently... Did I by any chance influence you with my "tiger" short? I'd be very delighted!

[horsesinnyc]

"cats don't do these things to each other", LOL

[PurpleNinja3170]

This made me wet and warm with excitement

[Lili7evans]

Aha, great acting. I'm gonna give cats a lot more sympathy now.

[TWILIGHTxBELLAx16]

this is hilarious, i love it!

[JasmiStudios]

ahahahahahaha soooo random... i love it...

[ReallyBadSpecialFX]

I must say that that was a glorious video. I don't know quite why I like it so much. Maybe it's the scenery, or the music, or the intrigue, but all in all it was a true work of art for me. I think that 12 years old for a cat is quite elderly, however.

[mcm00n]

not if they have 9 lives...

[mllethenardier]

Great dialogue! And everything else, as usual ^

[mingdoyle]

riveting, ryan!

i adore the tunes and editing. ♪♪♪

[GlorialProductions]

what

[scibbirishm]

Oooo tantalizing. Cats have problems too, that's the moral *nods sagely*

Jessie and James XDD

[iwuvsweeney]

...what did she say at the end? scene?

ps jake looks more like a mouse :P

[Vicious516]

You know, ]I'd never thought of that. He does look a little mouse-y

[Anduril121]

I was really waiting for someone to use the "Pussy!" insult.

[Festerius2008]

That was lovely! But such naughty language... MEOW!!!

[Cauldren]

...say what?

[hackerx9]

immortal art one of the best

[josswhedon692]

Dear god, Ryan.

This is victorious win.

[darkprose]

Love it. Love the art in the background, too. Also, Jake is hot.

[Teeheelalahe123]

Lol, Ryan you are a strange one.

Great creepy job!

Jake, you were a star.

Meow!

Tristyn, why would you cheat on Ryan for Ben?

He's amazingly funny and creepy!

[CantelopeSkiz]

That was a Jake, not a Ryan.

[Teeheelalahe123]

Ryan wrote it.

Jake co stared in it.

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