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  • Religion is about primitive people

    and UFO 's

  • Christianity my favret drop bead dad story. Check it, god fathers this kid and then leaves, then when the kid becomes famus he wants the kid to come live with him. The same thing happened to J Z, he rote a song about it called 'my bilogical didn't bother'

  • in the grand scheme of things Christianity (and most religion for that matter) is an ancient tale of magic and superstitions straight out of the Middle East. doesn't mean you have to mention it and blow it out of proportion in every fucking vid with a little joke about it. i think that in this day in age a normal rational person already knows about it. really they are like every scary story you heard from your grandparents at the campfire. they all a lesson to be told.

  • Christianity: My favorite dead-beat dad story. Ok, here's the deal: God father's a son, leaves him for 30 years, THEN when he's famous, he wants him to come live with him. Huh? Am I right or am I right?

  • @Torterra625 omg i Jest posted that and I didn't see that you rote this. now im mad. lol

  • @MrsDramaTeen uh, sorry bro

  • "My favorite part is when the three Chinese guys bring perfume to the Star Baby."

  • @planetery "Gold?! What the hell? I thought we agreed on a $5 limit!"

  • CAN I PPLEASE HAVE THE NAME OF THIS EPIDSODE

  • @squaids667 rapture's delight from season 6, enjoy!

  • @squaids667 Rapture's Delight #6.9

  • @squaids667 #5.9... sorry

  • Agreed about the bad folkmusic.

  • Sad thing is he's right...

  • When can science be a religion... you know... aside from the one with tology at the end...

  • Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically make him your master, so that he can remove an evil force in you that exists because some rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magic tree.

  • @Ektherion00 Phsss! Hahahahaha! Spoken like Seth himself, my man! Nice job!

  • @Ektherion00 Ever seen the movie SNATCH? If not you've got to see the opening jewerly heist. The robbers, dressed as Jews, are doing what religious Jews do often: Discuss the Bible. They are discussing how Christianity is really all due to a misstranslation of the word for "young woman" and "virgin".

  • i like roger's hair

  • I love roger XD But stan has to be my favorite character off the show, and i do, in fact, like this better than family guy... sorry.

  • Jesus FTW

  • Alright, I'll say it.

    The bible is a poor representation of Christianity. People who use it to support religion and against religion are both idiots. But even furth, the place to debate it is not here. If you don't like the clip, just don't comment. A dislike is enough, just move on.

    Remember in pre-k when they said to shut up if you can't say anything nice? more people should go back to pre-k. Speaking out like that doesn't change anyone's mind.

  • You cannot be bashing religion while making toilet humor Seth!. Don't try make your show look inteligent because of that when we have an gay alien fucking a teenage boy, even grouser than Southpark!

  • goddamn christians with their fake stories...lol at any1 who wastes their life with this shit

  • FAvorite episode

  • ironically, the Smiths are going to an Episcopalian church, and they are way more open-minded and accepted than a lot of other churches. They have a gay bishop, for God's sake!!!!

  • DEISM FTW!

  • Ugh, as the only adult person here I must say almost all the "BELIEFS" hated here are evident of the radicals.

    Westboro and other corrupt leaders were Christans

    Adolf and Stalin were radical Athiests

    Al-Quedia are radical Muslims

    When people are radicals, they don't believe in the acutal religion or belief, they use it as a tool of power.

  • @Thomasveach95 I wouldn't really say Adolf was atheist. In fact, Hitler often associated atheism with Germany's communist enemy. He also said that God told him to kill the Jews.

  • @Thomasveach95 Tou don't know the definition of Atheist?

    you don't believe in a god

    Hitler: believed in a god...

    "adult person" mhm...with your spelling?

  • @ooDarkghostoo OHHHH The irony. :) I love it

    Spell check your shit dawg.

  • @sk8dudejames ah? Ah? hahahaha who am I nudging there's no one next to me.

  • Actually Hitler was a Roman Catholic, in Mein Kampf he states "I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.." So many Germans supported him because they had been raised believing that the Jews killed Jesus. There was a deep hatred for them. It's brainwashing nonsense. If there is a god it's definitely not the Christian god. Free your minds ladies and gentlemen. Step into the light.

  • YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

  • i'm not touching this with a barge pole

  • Thumbs up if you thought this was hilariously true and/or if you hate it when people ask you to thumb up a comment

  • I wonder if the animators made a mistake and made Roger do a nudging motion with no one next to him but they kept it in and made a joke of it.

  • @DaveJ721 that doesn't even make sense.

  • @Cirvantes123 Well, the joke didn't make any sense, either.

  • Thumbs up if you came here knowing there was going to be a religious debater!:)

  • @OswaldoCortez I think we all can agree, Folk Music IS terrible.

  • Funny how even at the end when he's proven wrong he's still a dick.

  • @Igarappappa That didn't make any sense

  • @39120c At the end of the episode, the end of the world actually happens (angels and demons and all), but he doesn't act any different after that revelation. Still a good episode.

  • @Igarappappa Ooooohh haha sorry, thought you meant the end of this video. Haha yeah that is funny.

  • @39120c Oh, sorry. XD

  • Jesus: "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum"

    and the rest is history

  • He's nudging jesus, but Jesus ain't laughing, he doesn't laugh much anymore, not since he got really drunk in Jerusalem: he said the hangover was like being crucified.

    They should make hanover three, but make it about Jesus.

  • @ArchhereticK I heard he woke up nxt to a prostitute named Mary Magdalene

  • yep that pretty much sums it up

  • he said, who is he nudging, there IS no one next to him. He asked it, cuz he was nudging an imaginairy person. It's quite funny, this example of what n dear.

  • Don't people get bored of all the debates? Why don't people just shut up?

  • YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

  • causes genocide and bad what??? I couldn't hear it

  • funny shxx. check out YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

  • Awwwwwww Roger ur so adorable in that hat!!

  • i hate this show roger the alian acts slutty

  • =)

  • Roger is the better of two evils, the other one is Brian from family guy...they should hook up

  • @symasticsl0vers - Roger pokes fun at aspects of humanity's culture ( s ) in a light - hearted, joking way. Brian has a tendency to be pompous, pretentious & pedantic.

  • @knoxvilleguy2 I know that Roger pokes a huge glory hole at humanity's culter ( s) in a light hearted way, Bri bri could be another part of what we look and beston on though......sorry my mind is a million years away.

  • @symasticsl0vers - Roger isn't as pedantic or ostentatious ( w / ever ) as Brian is. Brian also tries to come off as a " know - it - all ", even though he's a " know it some ". I find Roger easier to take.

  • @knoxvilleguy2 Roger is also an alien so he is technically allowed to bash religion as much as he wants

  • @carllito12 - Yeah. That's a convenient loophole if ever there was one. Still think it's less preachy than Family Guy is or has been.

  • @knoxvilleguy2 Agreed.

  • @carllito12 Brian is a god, Stewie is a baby, and Klaud is a fish. They can also take the piss out of religion, which we all should :)

  • @smoogirl I think you meant to write Brian is a DOG not a god. LOL irony.

  • @carllito12 I do that a lot... Brian is a god though, he's probably the only character from the series I can stand :P

  • @smoogirl I liked him more in the older episodes when he was just the voice of reason, not just a liberal douchebag. Still, he is more tolerable than Peter & Chris's stupidity and Stewie's gayness.

  • @carllito12 Can't say Family guy was ever good lol... I'm not a fart joke kind of person, so I think the show really needs to be taken off the air; and replaced with something that's actually worth watching...

    I personally hate Peter, his 'cute stupidness' is just annoying, almost as annoying as his inability to actually tell a good joke.

  • @smoogirl The show used to be very good, and it was still good after the show changed in 2005. However, since around 2008 the show has become less funny. I agree the show should not keep going. They should end it and save material & jokes for American Dad (my fave) and the Cleveland Show. American Dad is starting to thin too which is why i don't want the makers of both shows to divide up what little amount of good jokes the writers have left in them.

  • @carllito12 They probably save their jokes for American dad and the cleveland show (not a big fan of that one either sadly)... Which is why the jokes are drying out... They'll turn into Southpark if they keep this up. Southpark has dropped, terribly.

  • @smoogirl I also agree. South Park creators are relying on too much cursing by cartman, explicit sexual references, and intense violence in the newer episodes (the last 4 seasons). I know they used all of this in old episodes but now it seems that that's all they do for humor now. It seems, unfortunately, that continuing shows are getting worse and new shows are just terrible. What will the next generation of people be forced to watch for entertainment in cartoons?

  • @carllito12 It's because cartoons are being dumbed down, or worked too hard for material. They need the ratings, so to do that they need to produce things that will shock mass audiences. It's like music videos, they reply on sex to make a profit.

  • @smoogirl *rely

  • @smoogirl I hate this new generation. 1996-2005 were the best years (at least in my lifetime)

  • @carllito12 Hmm, has to be 1950+ for me, I like the really old stuff. Black and white is also pretty good, they have some great comedies. THough, 1920's Betty Boops is also pretty nifty :) I wasn't a huge fan of anything that came out after 2000, it seemed to go iffy after that. 2009+ however, everything is at its end... I think the entertainment industry is meeting it's final end.

  • @smoogirl Totally. They are running out of ideas for movies so they keep on making sequels or remakes of previous ones. The music industry is also a load of crap and it's nothing but computerized techno noise now. Judging by your last comment i can assume that you are much older than me (i'm 18). So you didn't feel like TV started to decline in quality until around 2000? I guess that means that this new generation does suck and its not just me who misses the nostalgia of my old favorite shows

  • @carllito12 Actually, I'm 17. So you're older than me :)

  • @smoogirl And you prefer shows from the 1950s & 1920s? WTF? That totally threw off my guess. I love the 3 stooges and old classics like tom & jerry, popeye, looney tunes, and disney cartoons (Micky, Donald, & Goofy)..... BUT...... i personally would not say that those years were the best for me. The 90s was were it was at because it still showed reruns of these great shows on Nick@nite, DisneyChannel, & Cartoonnetwork, while still showing newer cartoons that applied to modern kids at that time.

  • @carllito12 I'm pretty much old fashioned when it comes to style... I love the 1950's fashion, and shows. I do like things from later on too though. Like loony toons, ren and stimpy, rugrats, trapdoor, thomas the tank engine. I also grew up watching bagpuss, the clangers, and mr ben too though. I was never into acted shows though, like art attack, or any of the BBC shows that were on back then. Keenin and Kyle were great too.

  • @carllito12 Not forgetting Spitting Image, even though that was an adult show, I really liked it ^^

  • @carllito12

    I disagree I actually think American Dad right now is in it's prime, it's reminding me a lot of the first seasons, they have a perfect mixture of everything. Family Guy is still random jokes that don't make sense, and Cleveland Show is Family Guy with black people.

  • @acosta492 Thats why i hope Fox will be smart and finally get rid of family guy so that American Dad can finally emerge from its shadow. American Dad is awesome, but it is so underrated (just like Community, my fave on NBC) and just maybe more people will finally recognize American Dad for how great it really is when FG bites the dust.

  • So true

  • Half of the humor in this show comes form your ability to laugh at yourself and your own beliefs. As a Christian (wouldn't say devout, but I try), I would like to point out that this is, in fact, outright hilarious.

  • Like all religions...

  • 16 people believe in God........ fuck I'm gay

  • I really don't see why one is compelled to quote the video in the comments.

  • Its funny because its true

  • Virgin birth, water into wine? It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

  • @Dananacroid YES! YES YES! Thank you! It's comments like that which make life worth living.

    God bless, mate :)

  • @louthegiantcookie

    \: |

    I honestly hope for your sake that your a troll.

  • @louthegiantcookie Whoaaaa!! Who taught you that kind of language? Your god? And you say he's pointless? Why he makes the rest of the world laugh? Because he says something real, and that's funny. Life is just a big Comedy that was written by human minds.

  • @louthegiantcookie religion is a plague that makes you less then then the other, makes you bow b4 someone as if you are not hes equal, religion was the cause of wars, countless lives of our ancestors, people made themselvs the servents of god for the welth they can get, and made the ignorant thier sheep. God exists, religions doesnt, love exist, servitude doesnt. Learn smething by yourself b4 making your life an example of the words you read.

  • @Naenphus Jesus fucking Christ, are you illiterate or just another fucking foreginer who can't England speak good?

  • @louthegiantcookie who can't England speak good? can i buy pot from you?

  • @louthegiantcookie: God should bitch slap you for that potty mouth of yours. And funny how a major psycho, religious whackjob like yourself claims that Atheist rule the internet when it is your Christianity that is forced down on the world. Whose the Cunt now, hypocrite?FYI..Read the bible again for your morals and ethics, because you clear have none. ....wait who am i talking to? There is no one there!!

  • @louthegiantcookie I hope you doesn't expect a giant cookie to be taken seriously.

  • @louthegiantcookie You can call athiests "millitant" when they go on crusades killing thousands of innocents, or fly planes into buildings packed with hard-working decent people, in the name of thier beliefs.

  • @TheIncredibleD1701

    Thats not what militant means. I'm not religous, but the guy's right, 99% of the internet are closed-minded militant Athiests.

  • @RoaccVideos Wow, your statistics are as dependable as 118% of all other conservatives. Idiot.

  • @stock2mal1

    It was a metaphorical statistic. You can't deny that most people on the internet are Athiest. And most of those believe that they are a higher form of life and every other belief is stupid...

  • @RoaccVideos Metaphorical statistic huh? Do you even bother to look up words before you use them? Most atheists are quite humble, as are most agnostics. Well, at least 147% of them, anyway.

  • @stock2mal1

    There's me trying to have a conversation and you just take the piss. Suit yourself.

  • @RoaccVideos I am sorry, I didn't realize you were trying to have a conversation, it appeared that you were trying to justify your unsubstantiated claims. That's a nice ploy though, pretending to take the high road when someone calls you out on your bullshit. Fox News has taught you well.

  • @stock2mal1

    Have it your way then. I'm not entirely sure what you mean by my 'claims' but I'll take a shot... From my experience most Athiests will fight tooth and nail to prove thier cause. Thats just my experience though, maybe i've seen a bad fraction of a population. That's my experience though. Your experience will obviously be different. Hey i'm always happy to have discussions with anyone, but cut the condescending attitude mate.

  • @stock2mal1

    There's me trying to have a conversation and you just take the piss. Suit yourself.

  • @louthegiantcookie

    how many Atheists went genocidal in the last two thousand years?

    I lol'd when you called us Cunts, He belittles all religions and beliefs, but you're butthurt when it's your own, THAT'S STEPPING THE LINE!, you guys are so adorable, specially when you're young.

  • @ooDarkghostoo And you're adorable because you can't see that you're all my puppets. I knew all I had to do was make some absurd blanket insult and you'd be eating out of my hand.

    It's funny, you really are just a bunch of hairless monkies on a spinning ball of mud with no purpose or reason to exist. Primates with delusions of importance. Ha. Ha. Ha.

  • @louthegiantcookie yup I'll be flinging poo at you momentarily.

  • @ooDarkghostoo I don't care about theism or atheism, but WW2 wasn't really religios. And I'm not talking about Germans only, but Russians killed their own people in pretty large quantities.

  • @ooDarkghostoo People love to point to Hitler and the Communist dictators but there's a problem with that. Hitler wasn't atheist so he's out... Stalin wasn't either. Maybe he was on paper but in reality, he wanted everyone to worship the cult of personality centered around him. *That's* why he persecuted religious groups, not because they worshiped Yahweh or Jesus or whatever, but because they didn't worship him. As for Mao and Kim Jong Il, same deal as Stalin.

  • @MrClickity reread what I said and what he said. I'm defending Atheists.. not persecuting them.

    *How many Atheist went genocidal in the last two thousand years?

    How many Christians went genocidal over the last two thousand years?

    Hitler was Christian If I'm not mistaken?

  • @ooDarkghostoo I know, I was supporting your point not refuting it.

  • @MrClickity oh, I thought you misread, :3 carry on.

  • @ooDarkghostoo Hitler wasn't a Christian. (4th command : You shall not kill ,... ). In "mein kampf" Hitler said he would destroy the catholic church and I give you a few more examples why Hitler wasn't a Christian. Mao Tze Tung was an atheist , he killed +/- 15 million people. Stalin was an atheist , he killed +/- 9 million people.

  • @AcidtKandyboy

    hitler was a christian !

  • @AcidtKandyboy

    You obviously have no understanding of that commandment. The first thing Moses did in the bible after getting that commandment is to have the jews murder a bunch of people, and that was seen as a good thing. What the commandment really means is that your shouldn't kill randomly, or for personal reasons, only for god's reasons. So, if, like Hitler, you think you're doing gods work, then you've broken no commandments.

    He worked with and was on good terms with the church.

  • @ooDarkghostoo At the risk of some useless youtube war debating shit nobody can prove, Hitler. Hitler was a genocidal Atheist.

  • @IamGreg73 he wasn't an atheist.

  • @IamGreg73 you wanna test that theory?

    He believe in an "Almighty Creator" therefore he believes in a deity, therefore is not an Atheist, shut up.

  • @ooDarkghostoo

    You're both wrong, he was catholic

  • @ooDarkghostoo

    Actually he might have been christian, I get them confused sometimes, they're very similar, my mistake

  • @Zyr4n "Am I right? hahahah who am I nudging there's no one next to me"

  • @ooDarkghostoo

    Touche

  • @Zyr4n you're a good sport :P

  • @ooDarkghostoo

    Which sport? O:! 

  • @Zyr4n hmm.. good question. Should we start a debate about sports next? :D

  • @ooDarkghostoo How many miraculous cures have religion achieved? Well science and reason have rid polio and Smallpox. Prayer did shit all against them!

    Religion isn't evil, it's just redundant.

    It can't save. Then what is it that REALLY separates religions from Harry-potter fan clubs? The single step the nerds must do is to treat their "scriptures" as Fact, and so many religions don't treat their scripture as fact. Christianity will very soon go the way of Greek mythology: mere fiction.

  • @Treblaine Much like almost every other language, 30 years from now everyone's going to have to learn to speak english, a quarter of United States already doesn't believe in a God.. In 30 years it'll probably double.. (based on whether education gets better or not)

    Just takes the majority to realize you don't need to have a religion to have a moral code.

  • @Treblaine I have been miraculously cured of Epilepsy by the God of the Bible...jus' sayin'. Prayer works.

  • @SerpentStomper Why would the God of the Bible "cure" you but not my friend who also has epilepsy and has been prayed for so earnestly? Repeatable trials have proved neither prayer nor god can cure epilepsy!

    There is usually a small chance disease/conditions relapse by themselves without prayer or anything. With millions of people being prayed for, coincidences happen.

    (and of course, this is assuming you haven't had any other science based treatment along with people praying for you)

  • @Treblaine People are praying for God to "do" something when he's already "done" it. By His stripes we WERE healed. Once I grasped that I was already healed by what Jesus did on the cross, faith came into the picture and I believed and received the healing manifestation. It's like salvation. God died for our sins, but we have to accept it, God will not force us to be saved, neither will He force us to be well.

    (FYI quitting my seizure meds cold turkey should have killed me but I'm still here).

  • @SerpentStomper Bullshit. my grandmother has extremely painful shingles NOW she has been praying to be rid of them... no luck! Literally, no luck as that's all she has on her side, luck!

    Jesus died on the cross because he was nailed there, the then simply said it was to die for your sins... the sin of being BORN! That's what the Christian god says, a new born baby is an abomination to nature that must receive his forgiveness.

    Bullshit.

    (So you did receive treatment. You're a charlatan).

  • @Treblaine I don't think you understood at all what I said. God will not force someone to believe His word. People pray all over the world for healing but the problem is they don't know what God has done. Tell your grandmother to read the Gospels.

    After being diagnosed with Generalized Myoclonic Seizures I took medication for 9 years. After I recieved my healing, I stopped taking medication. I no longer take meds, I no longer have seizures. I don't see how that makes me charlatan.

  • @SerpentStomper What? If you don't worship god he condemns you to Hell, literally the worst and most horrible suffering for all eternity! That's force, if you believe such threats.

    You took meds for 9 years, who knows what happened over that time as an affect of the drugs, or just what they masked.

  • @Treblaine We were already condemned to hell because of sin. Hell is simply an absence of everything God. God is faithful, God is love, God is light. John 3:17-18 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. 18 “He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God." People go to hell because they reject God.

  • @SerpentStomper Oh so because I won't persecute homosexuals and blow up abortion clinics and follow every other of God's supposed whims then the idea is he will torture us for all eternity?!?! your god is a dick!

    He owns hell. He could stop hell if he wanted. If a family member walked out on me, at least I'm not such a dick to leave them in hell if I could save them.

    Love under threat is NOT LOVE! It's Stockholm syndrome.

  • @Treblaine It's not Biblical to blow up abortion clinics or persecute homosexuals. I disagree with homosexuality and abortion but that doesn't mean I hate those people. At all. God loves them just as much as He loves the Pope or Charles Manson. The issue is you don't know God so you're assuming He's horrible. Hell is a place for those who hate/ignore God. God will not force you to be with Him in heaven if you don't want to be. Love isn't by force.

  • @Treblaine Here's a hypathetical: Joe loves Kelly but Kelly cannot stand Joe. Knowing this, Joe won't force Kelly to marry him because he loves her and wants her to choose him back. But Kelly has rejected him. She can't stand his voice, his face, his personality... He lets her go. By her choice, Joe will not be a part of her life. Ever. Joe still loves her madly, but Kelly's life is void of the person Joe. It's the opposite of a threat. It's love. Understand somewhat?

  • @SerpentStomper Oh I understand.

    So if Kelly (this girl he supposedly loves) is kidnapped by his brothers to be tortured, raped and abused for years - and he just has to say the word to stop it - he doesn't. Because he was rejected.

    Joe is Evil. Joe allows the one he loves to suffer because he cannot own them.

    Bible makes Satan look like a good guy, compared to god!

    What kind of Parent would condemn their child to torture or even allow that, because their child is rebellious?

  • @Treblaine I don't know if you've read the Bible but the devil is not made to look like the "good guy." As far as the hypathetical--being kidnapped is a whole lot different than rejection by choice. Everything that is good comes from God; so Hell is simply everything that is void of His characteristics. Take away good and you're left with perversion. The opposite of God is Hell- no hope, eternal separation, hatred, depression...Hell is everything God came to save us from.

  • @SerpentStomper Yeah, Satan is "bad" because he refuses to bow down that asshole god.

    Don't mix up Satan and the Devil. Devil is some "manager of Hell", Satan is merely an angel who disobeyed god.

    "Everything that is good comes from God" What if that is a lie? What if he is taking credit for things he never had anything to to with. It's very clearly spelled out that Hell is his dominion and he'll send you there if you are born a homosexual or let a homosexual live, and a load of other bullshit.

  • @SerpentStomper yes god is love if he wasnt would he have sent his only son to be tortured and killed.

  • @AceofDiamonds0 he also sent aids and smallpox? loving? emmm..... bit of a prick. thank you scientist for curing all gods nasty diseases! i guess god will just have to make some new ones!

    

  • @ooDarkghostoo atheists didnt exist 2,000 years ago :( that makes me sad

  • @gunslinger3771 you're right, they existed 10,000 years before hand.. what's your point?

  • @ooDarkghostoo +1 Awesomeness for you sir!

  • @humanoidilular thank you good sir.

    

  • @ooDarkghostoo

    omfg

    go wank ur dad off

  • @petujaymz umad?

  • I hope St christopher didn't see this. for Seth's sake :)

  • lol i posted this on facebook on a page called god hates sex

  • This is funny. Its actually making fun of atheists. In the american dad world christianity is real! And there making atheists look stupid

  • @pokemaster2101 um...how? i think your in denial

  • @648Austin You woudnt understand

  • @pokemaster2101 No, try me.

  • @pokemaster2101

    actually its making fun of christianity and how crazy people are over it with the episode.