Russia's Toughest Prisons [PART 1/4]

[Sn0wD0gg]

People say black people make up a big part of the prison system... I bet everyone in that prison is white

[devotion4music]

Goddammit! We need that kind of jails to Finland too! Here prisons are like hotels. Prisoners have better food than school students and they have all kind of things for entertainment, for example library, gym, computers, playstations etc. If you are homeless and hungry, just kill somebody and you will get all your problems solved for many years.. fuck it's so wrong...!

[agnosticfrontliner]

If you compare this with some jails in America ,its like they're on (an anarchist) summercamp

but anyway... If you're dumb enough to commit a crime/get caught ,you better be tough enough to sit it out

[doucheorturd2012]

Why are we not giving these murderers medals and free tax money for the rest of their lives?!?!?

oh wait they're not in the military. Learn to kill people in the socially acceptable way guys.

[MrDrugsarebad]

im probably not going to try to kill anybody in russia.

[Adamskiller19]

for such fuckers i would make the prison even harder

[KexFlaVouR]

russkij bljad.

[Failierfox]

Only in russia

[Panzernikoff]

6:31 Giraffe stand in back

[myfatself]

Every prison should be like this.

[GAMERMAX88]

Vorkuta!!!

[blazerx900]

at least u cant drop the soap here :D

[ThaYayo]

No group hugs in the shower here!!

[DjKatitonik3]

how is it three and a half thousand was there a midget?

[BraveDial0gue]

dont worry i ate the last cannibal XD

[MusicForThePeoples]

Damn Russia! You scary!!!

(I'm Russian btw)

[tangohunter1]

This would take the thug out of anyone. Makes jail in the US look comfortable

[Reviewcam1961]

Russian kangaroos.

[vfire27]

north american prisons should be like this!!!

[webleybulldog455]

Fuck sharing a cell with that cannibal!

[normgood11]

Looks like it also snows in hell

[Wildcolonialboy1979]

Kangaroo dumplings LOL



[TokedOutVlad]

aww manggg, they dont show em mining uranium !!! what type of russian prison is that

[huyhuyhuytae]

this is a real prison , compared to state penitentiaries they are 5 star hotels

[FPSJeff]

Glorifying the acts of these convicts eh? Good idea to boost ratings.

[FPSJeff]

yeah that's sarcasm.

[HighrockTendales]

You can tell in the guards behavior that NOT beating the shit out of the inmates is a novelty

[hog1775]

There is something we can learn from Russia

[reuseamen]

society creates its extremes ... apart from genetic factors ... and those also respond to the INPUT equals OUTPUT principle ... which manifests itself again in the DNA through recreation...that means sick structures create sick outbreaks ( all evolution ) and sick impressions also leave an imprint on the genetic structure ( as well as healthy ones )...global science is still at the starting point to understand culture but the wiser one know how it works..all humancondition

[no9008]

they stole from Lyapis Trubetskoy's videos

[reavenge]

i do agree that this is the type of prison that all should have .. Heck just one week there and ill be a changed person never wanting to go there again.

[hakelborn1900]

that kanibal is laughting an thinks his story is fun hahahahhahaha

[samihasib]

Time to send hard core Bikie Gang Leader to Black Dolphin... lol... hope that they will get the respect they demand...

[zivanovic018]

The prison system in America is ridiculous. The prisoners attacked the guards and stab themselves with knives and demand the respect of human rights. This is a real jail. All prisons should be like this.

[maverickplabs]

In the U.S. People are so fascinated with psychos... they write books, movies are made about them, they are even documented like this...they are treated like celebrities with full meals and anything they need. It's rather sick here...because of these human rights liberals. Russia has got a system the US needs to learn. They go away, and they stay away. No one cares for them and the guards all despise them. There is nothing glamorous in Russia, they don't understand this need to publicize...

[reuseamen]

@maverickplabs ..study stalin than you understand the hate that hate made...the less true human rights the more psycopaths...and there are people in russia who glamourize the mass murder stalin and you dont want to look at it to prove your point ...which means you use that sad topic for the other extreme instead of using one moment to feel what creates violence or why humans have different possible mindsets at all ...use some energy to stop the cirle at the start ...see the newborn in all

[TheRealTingAling]

i want to get a job here just so i can beat the shit out of the inmates for being such fucked up motherfuckers... they deserve a lot worse. death is too good for them

[lonliestdayofmylyfe]

That prison in Goldeneye wasn't shit.

[FORTHESSKHLIFAGEES]

I've done time here before it aint shit my time was like a dream

[Nicko13842]

command and conquer music?! xD

[gamebrunodog]

Insted of using monkeys for test subjects the scientists should use these fucking twat ass men

[reuseamen]

@gamebrunodog ...or you for being uncritically pro testing at all ...what have you done for the monkeys lately...come to the game dont let the game come to you dog...sorry , you wanted to be funny and rhighteous at the same time and all scientists are angels unless the next docu is brought to you ... not your fault

[Azreal666marduk]

11:27-11:32 sent a fukin chill through my body lol

[missfluffykitten1]

British govt take note this is how it is done

[saxcoburg]

They ought to be used for medical experimentation and vivisection?

[MrLefty2010]

Britians jail needs to be more like this!!!!!!!!!!

[imTOUGHonline]

@MrLefty2010 You should be in jail for saying stupid shit and bad stupid spelling.

[vITONYIv]

@imTOUGHonline You should be put into prison for bad grammar :P

[djclarky1982]

This is how prison should be! not easy with televisions,games consoles etc i bet 90% would think twice before commiting a crime!

[flairphantem]

She made dumplings....out of the human flesh....unknowingly...huh?

[somebody609]

I'd LOVE to see Michael Scofield escape from this one!!!!

[Koscheck2011]

Lol a simple fist fight, turned into a mnnnnmmmm a human.

[krazykillzbra]

sounds like a pile of douch

[Koscheck2011]

I'd much rather be in an American prison, so I can kill more people >:)

[SirGrowalott]

If I lived in Russia, believe me i'd be a really good little boy. No way would I survive a day in a Russian prison.

[LeeloRSA]

"Try him"???WHAT?

[extrofactor]

Whee the hell are the other inmates. These jails are so empty

[hockeystard89]

this is fucking bananas!

[xXxSM0EKWE3DxXx]

i would rather get the death penalty then dis shit

[drpiddleton]

Hmm I would try to kill myself in this place but even that would be difficult. I suppose I can smuggle in prescription pills. Or try to starve myself to death.

[intothebreach]

These russians have containing monsters down to a science!

[teeroy26]

good job don't know how you caught that giraffe. lol.

[Mamajo341]

This calls back for capital puhishment, the would has gone mad to let there unrepetant freaks live. I feel so sad for the families of the victims.

[hongpingmike]

these guys dont fuck around..

[Babygirl7862]

@hongpingmike Damn you got that shit right. I was just watching "America's Hardest Prisons" but they're nothing compared to this. Russia is harder on these inmates. In my opinion they should be hard on them..and that guy is right..he feels no sympathy for them. Like that physco who killed that guy and fed it to his friend and the family. And he was laughing while he said his story...he deserves what he's getting...I wouldn't even try to escape from there. Fuck that.

[reuseamen]

@Babygirl7862 ...but that guy also smiled when he said that the only way out is the cemetary...and the system he is working for has a lot of mafia at high levels ...also creating violence which then can officially be labeled terrorism without further explanation...perhaps this is also a reason behind this prison and we watch propaganda heated by amazement about ultra sick mass murderers

[allannirvana]

Will American prison gangsters get chance to rape inmates here?

[Pesmerga616]

"So I chopped it up and fryed it in a frying pan..."

What. The. FUCK.

[WiseGuyy666]

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC IS GOING TO TAKE US INTO THE SOFTEST/PUSSIEST OF PRISONS IN AMERICA. AMERICAS SOFTEST PRISONERS GO HEAD TO HEAD.

[nully88]

This is now ALL prisons should be

[p0rcelaing0d]

@nully88 I agree. While Russia is a second hand shithole (even Mexico has a higher human development index) they have an admirable prison system.

[NotManyDTL]

they sure washed the place up for the international film crew lol

[y512516]

03:54

at least they have some decency to leave them alone ,compare that to the american pigs in their max security prison ......

[johnnycaboosehead]

@ 13:07 Kangaroo !

[johnnycaboosehead]

@ 1:48 ... 'but we also have maniacs'...

What is a 'maniac' ?

Are we to understand the Russian system throws the mentally ill in prison ?

Just for being mentally ill ?

[alslund]

a prison inside a prison :O.. jailception

[callofpaul]

Looking at this im glad i live in the UK were as if i ever went to prison i get to play ps3 watch tv have nice warm beds..this is why the UK prison is a holiday camp.

[MrWhitelightning73]

Every prison on earth should be like this.....I'm certain that crime rates would drop...

[alslund]

@MrWhitelightning73 it would not change anything about crime rates at all!

[MrWhitelightning73]

@alslund I disagree, the jail I work in, inmates sleep all day, play cards, get phone calls, watch TV, 3 hots and a cot......Alot actually tell me it is better then being on the streets....However, If "ALL" prisons were like this, and inmates could NOT lay and sleep and watch TV,play cards,call home,etc... then you can bet your ass crime rates would drop....USA is a wonderful country but justice system and prisons are a JOKE!

[RednosePitbull89]

@MrWhitelightning73 if you think america's prisons and justice system is a joke.. you haven't seen canadas lol. here you can kill someone and be out in 4-5 years

[Nermaly]

in soviet Russia they people asses :D

[Jzubbs301]

I'm impressed! All political disagreements set aside, Russia sure got thier prisons right!

[Zeeboe]

This is how American high schools should be.

[propjam2]

They really dont mess around in Russia dont they?

[MrHaakhen]

I bet that if they as much as say anything wrong they get fucked up hard, you don't see anyone here running around yelling, resisting orders, and fight guards, pretty sure places like this got a dark dark basement lol.

[Miyavisgirl1540]

You know how they deal out the death penalty in Russian prisons? After conviction, the person is lead to a cell and shot in the head. That's how American prisons should be. If someone is convicted to death, put him to death right away and spare the tax payers for accommodating them for who knows how long!

[reuseamen]

@Miyavisgirl1540 ...have you looked at the numbers of people being falsy arrested...and the reasons why...do you know how many people in russia and all over the world dont have to go to prison because they are rich and powerful enough to escape jurisdiction...do you think they are good tax payers

[Bizhan85]

- this, is a prison as it stands in books.

- the usa has prisons which compare to working camps with which the owners earn billions of dollars.

- european prisons... heh, are ridiculous! could be named hostels at best.

It's pretty simple; live your life, respect the rules, and if you don't, do not get caught. if u do, well.... then yur fucked, but be true to your disziplin cause that might just save you a LOT of hardship.

[edgar123380]

o.o

[GcGhostPetro]

we need a prison like this in the US

[reuseamen]

@GcGhostPetro ...take the time and google : The prison industry in the United States: big business or a new form of slavery?

[pedinoway2]

@GcGhostPetro the us goverment is making way too much money on prisoners, they are the new age slaves. so they want them to be able to work, not like these russians that just sit in their cells

[Sn0wD0gg]

Those dudes at 9:06 look fucking terrifying. I'd kill myself on day 1 in that place

[6580006247]

Vladimir Nikolaev is a brony

[6580006247]

Chechnya owns russia

[kyliankay]

do you notice every prisoner is bold

[Mixxmasta]

@kyliankay wow, i didnt know that.. do u think they wear uniforms? tell me more... why dont they have normal windows?

[kyliankay]

they are powerless muhahaha

[TheHydeProductions]

Vladimir Nikolayev made me wet my pants :(

[harrington78]

 bit different to the holiday camps in the U.K !!

[Satelliite92]

i thought american prisons were bad... they treat you worse than an animal

[jazz4]

I love how brutally Russian this all is.

[gralkses]

They should send breivik there

[Fantomas24ARM]

Yeah... Black Dolphin is the fucking end. But that bastards deserve it.

BTW who watched Shawshank Redemption? Guy at 13:15 is like the fucking ELMO BLATCH!!!!! hahahahahah xD

[RallySelf]

At 6:31 why is there a giraffe?

[Int3rvent1on]

@RallySelf damn good spotting there haha, i don't know

[jessenen]

@Int3rvent1on maby the prison wasent allways a prison maby during soviet union it was a zoo? i mean a zoo is unescapable by freaking chimpanzees perfect location to mod to a prison right? and thats prolly a plastic giraffe, plastic dun rot, or maby them prisoners need a giraffe? XD

[ArrowTwoOne]

@RallySelf thats the animal the cannibal should have told his friends they were eating, atleast he could have pointed to the darned thing as visual proof

[amritg187]

@RallySelf they shove the giraffes neck up unruly inmates arses LOL :P

[Vauzwa]

@RallySelf hahahaha .... how did you saw that? =p

[71Merc]

Gotta get some prisons like this in the U.S. We always talk about how bad ass we are.

[Cybersniper6]

Dam we need prisons like this!

[JimmyChiffels]

Not bad for a country thats never won a war.

[EpaGrom]

@JimmyChiffels try to say this shit to any Russian and say hi to hospital room for several weeks

[JimmyChiffels]

@EpaGrom Just because a Russian man can beat the shit out of another man in a different country doesn't mean the whole nation is strong enough to win wars.

[mindofinkjected]

@JimmyChiffels You are just a prime example of American education, aren't you? You dumb fucktard.

[JimmyChiffels]

@mindofinkjected Can't deny the truth, what can I say? They have never won a major war against another country.

[bulls1989]

@JimmyChiffels well technically didn't they help us win WWII. so yea they have won and if you say helping doesnt count well than america hasnt won a major war on its own either. Russia did help us even if it wasn't intentionally helping but they still helped us win. every war we have been in except the civil war we had help from some other country whether big or small.

[NotManyDTL]

@bulls1989 I am getting tired of people saying that Russians have won the world war2 or helped to win it,it was not just the russians but the USSR which includes around 10 more countrys which are totally different to russia! The SOVIET UNION(USSR) is the term and not the russians! if it was just the russians then Hitler would of made it all the way into the Central Asia!

[bulls1989]

@NotManyDTL haha u mad bro.

[NotManyDTL]

@bulls1989 i am furious cuz...

[bulls1989]

@NotManyDTL hahaha sucks for you than. getting mad over something on the internet haha.

[jccp18]

This is just like the california SHU,but in Russia they just made a big SHU prison and in Californias SHU most of those guys are out their for being gangmembers these guys are serial killers.The U.S. is all fucked up!!!

[realbada55]

dammm thats some crazy shit!..they need to make them like this here~!

[allstargoonsquad]

superjail eat your heart out

[HunterSlayer1984]

There is a way out of Black dolphin..the cemetery! :D

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

This is what prison should be... not a fucking youth hostel, but genuine discomfort to try and dissuade people in the first place

[joesoap81]

9.06 Is that guy on the left actually the Devil?

[joesoap81]

I always laugh at ''American Gangstas''' bitchin about how hard they have it in US Prisons with fuckin coloured TV's and 3 Meals a day and ''Human Rights'' fuckin faggots.

[0mario5]

FUCK YEAH, AMERICA SHOULD SEND ALL THE MADAFUCKERS GANGSTAS TO THIS PRISONS. RUSSIAN ARE THE TOUGH ONE'S, RUSSIA DONT FUCKING PLAY AROUND.

[Jesse1Zionist]

send our gangstas here

[SuperBRONSON21]

THATS A TOUGH JAIL

[TommysAlright]

I can't imagine britain being like this. Fucking wet justice system!! 

[pilchardman101]

If that guy hadnt eaten those bodies he could have got manslaughter and been released at some point. Must be good shit that human meat

[thealchemistish]

makes american prisons look like kindergartens,,lol,, but eating people is sick i wont try that shit

[CombatDaggers]

lol play silly buggers with the body!!!

[NetCodeHD]

Is there anywhere you can download this whole series in amazing quality?

[MrLunafied]

Compare this with prison in Norway lol...

[67Zaka]

@MrLunafied Agree/ Enig lol.

[SithSereyPheap1]

The prison officers doese not realize that they too are imprisoned for life.Days in and days out they attend to the prison inmates.They'll grow old and die with the inmates that they're put in charge of.

[tuffsing313]

@SithSereyPheap1 they are paid to be there, they go home after their shift, they can eat whatever their wives cook for them, they can go on vacation, they can talk to other people, they can get another job if they want, they can have sex with a female, they can travel abroad.

[SithSereyPheap1]

@tuffsing313 All that sounds like alot of work to me man !!

[CtrlMob]

@SithSereyPheap1 They get to go home every day. there not imprisoned . are u stupid?,

[danielthomasslade]

@SithSereyPheap1 or they will die after their shift at home with their loved ones around them.

[TaleOfValors]

@SithSereyPheap1 They are most likely going to retire and spend another 20 years or so outside the prison, they go home every day and they can still attempt for another job whenever they want smartass...

[WAcascadeing]

@SithSereyPheap1 They get to go home sleep with a women, eat w/e food they want. go on vacations, see the outside world...Do you do any of thing different at your day job? Its the same thing retard. LOL you hippie moron.

[Kigoz4Life]

@SithSereyPheap1 retard, die in hell.