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  • When i was in third grade my teacher threw a book at a student and started yelling at them and almost flipped their desk over

  • My teacher in primary school put me in the hall, the morning. she forgot about me. i was there for the rest of the day. but i was very happy.

  • ok so one time last year we were doing social studies and then this kid named noah whispered to bryce and then the teacher got up slammed her book on her desk and stormed over to his desk and starts throwing a rage fit and yelling at him and the whole class is just staring at her then another teacher came in and he said what is going on she just said nothing and dragged his desk across the room and drags him out in the hallway starts yelling at him again and yeah thats about it ._.

  • i faught a substatoot and won but hes gttin butt raped in jail

  • my teacher slapped me in the face and i was carring a big chart and i dropped on my FUCKING FOOT!!!!!

  • my teacher slapped me so i punched her then she just kicked me in the nuts and threw me out in the hall

  • One time a teacher i had , that was so stupid she calls the cops on me because I said I wanted to go visit my dean to see if I could go home early and she though i said I wanted to kill myself......when all I said was can I visit my dean? and she makes me look like a fool.

  • I swear my 7th grade math teacher mrs. smith at Alvin Junior High used to sit me in the closet every day

  • the weirdest thing ever that happened to me and my class in 7th grade when we had a supplie teacher and she happened to be indian and no one could understand her that well and i asked to go to the wash room and she said no thne an indian girl in my class askes and she said : ya go ahead sweaty / thats jus favouriteism and then i get mad and pist the teacher off and the whole class makes SOS signs out of our note books and me and some of my friends got in the pass room for the reast of the day

  • the weirdest thing thats ever happend to me is my tech ed teacher(mr.wisman) looks down all the girls shirts and plays with there bra straps and he just gos its ok im married to me one day.SO I TRIPPED HIM GOING DOWN THE STAIRS!!!

  • my teacher kickd me in the nuts and said go home

  • has any body ever told you that you look like austin powers? lol

  • i whould have sued the shit out of her xD

  • When My Grandma was in School she got a question wrong so they lifted up her skirt and the nun showed the whole class her underwear and whooped her ass. Poor grandma :(

  • ha ha ha. i had that happen in fourth grade

  • i didn't know a desk could screech across carpet

  • we had a sub that was a total pedo and he made the girls dance for him while he videotaped and took puctures of theur asses o.o oh how i miss freshman year in my highschool XD

  • At my old school there was a band and he has a son and there was this senior that was messing with him alot so the next day the teacher punch the girl in the face and went to prison...

  • My crazy ass teacher freakin beat me with a fucin yard stick y the hell would she do that

  • i remmeber i said the eff word and my teacher said : NO LUNCH TO YOU

    and i take my iron bat and .... THE FUCKING END :D .

  • teacher number 2 my teacher punts at any one who dose somthing wrong i finally stood up an said dont you know pounting is rood then i had to stayafter school ffor 1 hour

  • i was talking on the floor in like 2 grade an my teacher yanks me by the arm and made me sit at the table for two hours because she forgot all about me fucking child severcis should of said

  • My sub had a glass eyeball and ran into a desk, but it was okay because he was a Cubs fan.

  • POOPING ON A DESK .... not a good idea dont do

    JKING YOU

  • when my older brother was in 4th grade, he pissed off his teacher for writing with his pencil too loud :T she kept him in detention for 2 years!! he wasnt even in her class anymore but she still managed to have him in detention for lunch and recess :P

  • My teacher left me outside at a fire drill and the doors were lockd and I was like woooooo hooooooooo and then i went home came back the next day she didn't say nuthin to me guess I wasn't important to be remembered

  • My teacher locked me in a closet for tow lessons because he forgot about me and my friend remembered me and came to save me =D

  • This was when I was 7th grade I was with my friends talking and then the teacher grabs a staple gun fires it at my eye and the teacher gets fired I get a cool eye patched I have to wear for 7 months..Oh how I love a happy ending

  • in the 1st grade my teacher and she locked me in the bathroom because its one of those rooms where theres a bath room in it and locked me in there the next day she goes to use it and im still in there

  • well in 6th grade my friend got a referral for laughing in class and it wasn't at the teacher

  • in 4th grade my teacher put my head in the door way and kept smashing the door like she wants 2 close it while it was hitting my neck.

  • In the 2nd grade i got red card for coughing

  • one of my teachers when i was younger i remember him throwing me accross the class room (literally)

  • my teacher mr.harris stud up and he had a boner and he comes to my desk ad lays the mothefucker on my desk

  • One of my teachers threw a desk at me because I laughed when he pissed himself in the middle of class.

  • A substitute made a 15 year old cry by crawling across his desk and slapping him across the face, then a ran to the principles office but she grabbed my lag and smashed my head on a counter 5 times, you know thinking about it, I dont think it was a teacher...

  • Well, this one teacher had a really fat ass and there was a small gap between me and my friends desk. I was doing my work then I was knocked over to the side, and my chair was like, hanging on the edge and I was trying not to fall over. I look round and the teacher had bent over to help my friend and her ass had knocked my chair. I couldn't work for five minutes and me and my other friend were just trying not to laugh! She yelled at me though cuz I didn't get the work finished. xD

  • So you came out of the closet :|

  • saying your mom at a time that was good

  • Fucked him in the ass

  • Errrr... my history teacher once grabbed one of the girls and nearly made he backflip. FUNNY. AS. HELL.

  • i remember overhearing a fat ugly guy teacher tell one of the retarded kids that he'd tap that, referring to a 7th grade girl

  • my substitute teacher took her laptop to my gym class and threw it at a wall and told the Principal that it was one of the kids

  • my substitute teacher went through my teachers desk and found 4 knives

  • one my tacher bitch slaped me

  • Man, can't remember what grade I was in for this one, but there I was being innocent in a line, (now keep in mind it was frigid cold outside at the time), and I was in line with everyone else, smiling from one end to the other. And next thing I know, I heard "CHRIS GET OUTSIDE AND WALK LAPS AROUND THE FIELD FOR THE REST OF THE DAY" While it was 31 FRIGGIN DEGREES!!!!!

  • we had a substitute teacher, and this was her first year subbing even though she was probably 70, she goes to the bathroom and out class decides to prank her, we all hide under our desks and turn off the lights, she comes back to the classroom and then LEAVES, she left the class like the bitch had Alzheimer's. she forgot about our class.

  • once my sup got super pissed because i said shut up and gave a kid a nose bleed at recces he threw my chair to the back and tip my desk ( i thought about something i cant remember and ran to the janitors closet) NO JOKE!!!!!!

  • @relentlessicecream i meant sub

  • fuk him in the ass

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  • @getatme49 doubt it

  • I was in 5th grade and my teacher was talking about slavery and she said the n word so i was pissed so i got up bitch slap her and she cried and i got sent to the office and the princaple said you done a good job cuz she is racsit as hell so i got a high five and A SUCKER

  • @BSBINC1 doubt it

  • @23kidKhALiFA23 its true expect the sucker and high five part lol

  • @BSBINC1 Alright now i believe the story i didnt believe the sucker and the high five part thats what made the story unbelievable

  • @23kidKhALiFA23 lol i wish that was true

  • @BSBINC1 that would be the best principal ever!

  • @23kidKhALiFA23 i used to have one like that while i was in grade school when i get in trouble he told me not to do it and gave me a high five or buy me a soda no lie

  • @BSBINC1 dude my principals were always douchebags

  • @23kidKhALiFA2 our vp is a our new p is a dick now

  • @BSBINC1 we have 2-3 assistant principals and 1 main principal but the vice-principal last year is our main principal this year too lol

  • @23kidKhALiFA23 i bet hes a dick to the school

  • @BSBINC1 Only to some ppl but his daughter gets special treatment and all of her "friends"

  • In 5th grade I was having flex ad we where learning math so we walked in the room and it was a sub and me and all of my friends smelled coffee so we sat down and she I remember her slamming on an empty dest and said SO Lets get to math so bla bla bla we did all of our work and then we where walking out and she screamed LET THE FORCE OF MATH BE WITH YOU and I was going back to my classroom and one of my friends from half way around the building said hey did u hear that lady screaming? I think t

  • Slash People In The Back With A Pointy Stick

  • A sub through away all of my teachers belongs(in fith grade) in the trash cause it didn't look neat. Then uploaded a video of us and how "bad" we were, onto youtube. And i called my teacher a bitch in fith grade. lol

  • So you came out of the closet.?

  • A teacher taped a kid with asburgers to a chair and taped his mouth shut

  • Last year our 7th grade class had an evil substitute teacher who hated children anyway some kids in our class asked to tie her to a chair and take pictures anyway she humored us allowed usd to tie her to a chair and take pictures when our principal came in and the substitute acted like we had attacked and tied her to the chair so our whole 7th grade class got detention.......stupid bitch -_-

  • my teacher..mr.chase..Bitch slapped a girl!!!

  • i saw this sub teacher back at primary school, a student was hiding behind her coz he pisse off this Samoan guy who wanted the beat the shit outta him, so she hid him for a bit, then said, stand in front of me, i wanna see what he does....wtf

  • my teacher sayed fuck that bitch my toe turd

  • pen state nuf said

  • The other day, my teacher, Mr.Vosper, took me in the backroom and FUCKED ME IN THE ASS!! BAHHH

  • One of my teachers threw a motherfuckin DESK at some girls uncle because he stopped in and said hi

  • FUCK MY TEACHER!!!!! she gave me a suspenchin for getting stabed with a pencil. im not a snitch or anything BUT WHEN THEIRS A FUCKING PENCIL HALF WAY IN MY SHOULDER IM GOING TO GO HOME AND PLAY SOME GOD DAMN VIDEIO GAMES. so she asked who did it i said that kid

    ( i wanted to say THAT FUCKING FAGET RIGHT THEIR) so she gives me a suspenchin and the kid a warning after i got back i got expelled FOR PUNCHING A BITCH IN THE FACE

  • in preschool, (i dont know how i remember this) there was this random loft thing so i was sitting up there, and i guess i was pissed so i was throwing random books and shit down at the other kids, and the teacher came over, picked me up, and carried me and put me outside, in the middle of december in CO, without a coat or anything. im not really sure thats legal... but yeah

  • In Australia me in year 5 deter

  • one day we had a teacher to wath us because our homeroom had went to do something so he saw one of my classmate's yelling curses at my friend so the teacher came over and said ima call your parents so the kid ran to the phone and pressed 911 but our school worked if u hit 911 it calls the ofice so he told the office 911 911 !!!! child abuse then the teacer threw him of the phone and broke him threw the desk and hang up the phone but i was fucking pissed because he slamed him on my desk FUCKKKKK

  • Uh we had to fill out his paper and my teacher said to us "Ok fiill in if your male or female unles you are Emily (me) we dont quite know that yet, the lab test results havent come back.."

    ya know what go fuck yourself Mr.V!

  • My english eacher said i must have a bad case of glowing herpes because my crotch was glowing all the time, then i told em "no its just my phone, i do have herpes but they dont glow"

  • We were learning about animal adaptations and we discusses polar bears and how they blend in the snow and my teacher called on the black kid in the class and said he wouldn't blend in with snow that well racist bastard

  • My first grade teacher threatened to hit me with a hammer and than my middle school teacher told me i needed to be put on meds andmy mom bitched him out LOL

  • One time my teacher caught her class getting high and she said if they didn't share she would turn them in and they all got high together?! :O she was arrested though lol

  • 1. this old guy had an old meat grinder thing and threatned kids when they were bad and called it the finger crusher, we were 7. 2. the same teacher pulled my friend up by his hair.

  • old teacher made a kid eat his own vomit

  • @spankysteve43 seywhutnaow

  • i was sitting at a group with these 2 girls and 1 guy and the guy wipes out his dick and starts masterbating next to the girl with the teacher in class

  • My English teacher grabbed a kid by the hair, lifted him out of his chair, and threw him into the hall, and cursed the F word at him. FUNNY!!!

  • my spanish teacher forced my class to eat kactass, i know i didnt spell that rite, lol

  • One of my teachers from sixth grade did EVERYTHING in her power to make my life a living hell. She sure did, but then I got her fired, divorced, and threatend to cut her and strangle her with her intestinces if she diddn't leave me alone :D Problem solved after only two years of no school whatsoever :D

  • ive been taped to the wall. the fucking wall!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • im 11 a 5th grader i would fuck them up if they tried that on me. you dont mess with an emo kid. get a knife and kill them.

  • @YoukoSan16 STFU KID

  • Grade 5:

    Sub: Is Walter here?

    Walter: Here.

    Sub: Get in the corner!!!

    Walter: Why?

    Sub: Because you were talking.

    Walter: What the hell?

    Sub: FACE THE CORNER!!!!!

  • my communication teacher he stuck a kid in a closet

  • Nice work dude....oh my rib cage!!!! LMAO 

  • My Russian substitute teacher told me n my friends he would bust our balls, if we don't do our Spanish classwork, and pulled out his gun licence to this other table, needless to say we were silent and did our work , hahahah

  • how the fuck you get your video quality like that?

  • in 7 grade he was burping and farting and txtin so the teacher grad him by his shirt and smacked him across the face 6 times

  • in 8th grade my friend had a phone nd was txtin his friend,the teacher saw him nd grabed it nd slamed it

  • when i was in 4th grade my teacher told us to go use the bathroom before the field trip and one of my friends said that he didnt need to go and my teacher picked him up put him on a table and whispered something into his ear,and he put on the most horrified expression . none of us knew what it was he said to him untill he told us later appaerntly he said "mabey if i go in there with you and squeeze you something will come out"

    that teacher is now teaching kindergarden at a diffrent school

  • i sagg my pants..ima 5th grader ps i like weed too

  • My 7th grade teacher shoved a table at my friend and hit him..... He said it hurt....

  • My 5th grade co-teacher told me to get my stuff out, so I did, then she told me to hurry up, then she said DO IT!! then I yelled back I AM YOU CUNT!!!

    Then I got suspended from class for 3 days, and each time she asked me why I wasn't in class..TEACHERS THESE DAYS ARE IDIOTS!!!

  • I remember when I was in high school a substitute broke a 1m wooden rule on the kids desk while the kid was sitting at the desk.

  • My teacher duct taped me and my friends mouths cause we screamed to much :D

  • a sub droped 30 maths books what had 180 pages in it on a kids fingers

  • in 4th grade my teacher threw a piece of chalk at me to wake me up, my initial response was to throw it back, it ends up hitting her in the eye.. lol oops.

  • Last week I had a substitute swear at me, rip up my homework, throw my chair across the room, and yelled at me for asking why she did that.

  • my FUCKING!!!!!!! teacher last year gave me a fucking suspenchin for getting stabed with a pencil. NO FUCK THAT i dident stab him he fucking stabed me and I GUESS telling the teacher that THIER IS A FUCKING PENCIL IN MY SHOULDER deserves a fucking suspenchin. YA telling the teacher that i have a pencil in SHOULDER MEANS I SHOULD GET A SUSPENCHIN

  • Well there nothing evil a teacher has done but me and my friends trown grapes at a teacher

  • In second grade a teacher slapped one of the kids across the face...

  • For some reason the history class was in the old shop class which had wall air conditioners. The guy sitting beside me was playing with his wobbly desk and it broke. The teacher (we will call Mr. Prozac) made him get up and threw the desk with his books still on it and hit the air conditioner. He broke the face plate off of it...

  • She made my friend do pushups

  • my 4th grade gym sub yelled "your mine now untill u go out that door!!!!!!!!"

  • when i was in 7th grade my sub gave every1 detion for one kid droping his pencil

  • when i was in 6th grade i would always mess around well one day i guess i did it to much and the teacher grabbed my arm through me in the hall and yelled tht i was pissing her off -_-

  • Um oh it was 4th grade I had to walk back up the stares bc I slipped the first time I almost missed ym bus!

  • In 7th grade my substitute science teacher made us saty after class because we were being bad and we almost mussed our bus!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!

  • my sub drew on the expo boards with sharpies lol she had to get new boards

  • My teacher told one of my friends that he was a devil child and she read us the bible.

  • Classmate: 'Yo sir, wassup?'

    Teacher: I have had a fuking nuff of your fukin shit!!! Get out AND STAY OUT!!!!!!'

    Rest of the class: '......'

  • Well my had to take a piss and this is 5th grade,so this was at 11:30 am when it was time for lunch she saw me then she got fired YES

  • @MrCds179 I don't get it

  • I wish she put me in a closet I'd go off like a mother fugger!

  • my teacher raped my friend

  • @SplFEEDit O_O'

  • I'm still in 8th grade, and my pre-algibra teacher had just freaked out cause we were all talkin during a movie. anyways she literally starts cussin out everyone and sayin she missed her sons b-day. It was like she had mood swings from sad to mad. it wasn't scary but holy shit she was pissed off. Hey and do I get kicked off youtube for being 13?

  • in 8th grade my teacher farteded at my friends face and i was laughing my ass off and the class too and this fart was fucken loud that the school can hear it

  • in 4th grade my teacher always used to smack us with a ruler and tell us to go in the hallway and say the abc's backwards and tells us when to get in and i sat there for one-half hour saying abc's!!!!!! so gay. than in fith grade she threw a pen at us and it hit me in the FUGGIN eye!!!!

  • I used to talk in 6th grade, and my teacher used to grab our desks, drag them into the hallway and shut the door.

  • In 8th grade my French teacher went on Maternity Leave, and we had a substitute with a serious black eye. So my friend Mike and I were drawing and giggling to ourselves and she screamed at us to go into the hallway. So we walk out, but I guess I was walking too slow because she shoved me through the door, which caught me off balance and I fell into the lockers..... My friend sat there and laughed, so I kicked him where it counts.

  • im in 5th but should be in 6th but in 4th grade i was so bad i back talked the teacher so much but she said she would put me down SO CRZY!!!!!!!! lol love the vid

  • In the fifth grade the sub told my friend to get in the bathroom and went in with her and when she came out and looked like he had raped her we have no evidence and I think he raped her because she was screaming and we did not have the guts to knock on the door and say what the hell is goin on in there and like a month later he did that to another friend and I was like WTF?!?!?!

  • @TheLolipopluver Why The Fuck didn't you call the cops I would have ran in there with safety scissors and cut his fucking dick off !!!! DAMN!!!

  • When i was in the 6th grade, a teacher cursed me out for taking longer than 45 seconds to three sentences about economics.Poor me.

  • one of the subs at our school, sand creek michigan (Dont even look it up on a map its in the middle of a cornfield), locked the door so on of the students couldnt go pee :) isnt that lovely?

  • I saw this girl teacher give my friend brandon a cup of coffee then started to rub his shoulders and well she is fired : P

  • whip em

  • I got hit the fucking head with a CHAIR for asking to go to the bathroom for the 3rd time

  • in year 5 I walked in sat down so the teacher thre a tomohawk at me and he took it back and my heart was stuck to it so I died :D

  • in 2nd grde this kid woodnt stop buggin me so the teacher put 4 emty desk togerther and put the other kids desk on top of them and made him sit way high up for the rest of the day

  • when in year 4 (grade 4) a teacher i was naughty the teacher accidentally called me a cock head...

  • When I was in 5th grade my teacher, a man, called me Sugar.

  • Once in year 4 I had a sub throw a open yogurt container at me for eating in class...

  • I remember in the 3rd grade... I kept on bothering my teacher to read my short story and she wasn't paying attention. So i kept asking her over and over again... But she was listening she was just irritated. And she grabbed my notebook and through it across the room. then she knocked everything off her desk and put her head down. I think she was on her period that day. O_o

  • i had a sub shove me in a locker put a lock on it and leave me there till class was over. entirely unprovoked.... i was actually behaving for once

  • a sub yelled SHUT THE FUCK UP to a student and he also said i never want to see you again you little shit.

  • "so yeah i was scratching at the door like A FUCKING CAT." :D

  • my math teacher took me into her math classroom after everyone was gone and she threatend to kill my family if i didnt leave her class and leave with all straight A's, Im dislexic and have probems with Math FmL,

  • my mate borrowed my other mates wheel chair when they had a sub. the person who was ment to be in it had to make up excuses all lesson why he couldn't walk anywhere. at the end of the lesson my mate who was in the chair rolled next to the teacher, looked at him, then just stood up and walked out. the teacher never looked so scared in his life

  • @TechnetiumTegan THATS AMAZING!!! lol i wanna do that so bad

  • the crazyest thing that i've seen a teacher do to a kid was cut there hair!

  • @baileyandtanathi why!!?? lol

  • @Articfoxgirl25 because she was playing with her hair!

  • @baileyandtanathi o lol.

  • Oh and this is the crazy thing I saw the pricaple bring the kid in the back room of the school and left him there for the rest of the day till the bell rang.

  • @greenday5535 wtf is a pricaple

  • @TheAznNigger I meant princeaple u dick head!

  • I was just sitting there doing my work. And he said JAZMINE YOU HAVE DETION FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK! WTF?!?!?!?!?!

  • I'm in 5th gradre and the subsatute freakin gave me detion 4 no reason no reason at all but he gave me detion 4 the whole week. Fuck you Mr.Anthony!

  • me an my music teacher had epic rubber fights, just keep lobbing rubbers at everyone during class, that teacher was the best!

  • so technically you came out of the closet hahaha jk!

    love your videos dude and the funniest thing i have ever seen a teacher do is throw an earaser at a student and every start laughing because it hit him dead in the center of his forehead. sadly that was me

  • i was in science class in 9th grade and the teacher had torettes so my friend made fun of her when she was like right behind him and the tecaher like cussed him out but sh esaid it was her toretes haha it was dumb but the teacher was smokin hot so all i did well she was cussing at him i stared at her ass lol!!!!

  • okay well in 71th Grade we had this extremely mean teacher that was so hot and my friend said ' man i would make her never walk again' when he said that he stated to get a boner and the teacher saw it and chucled a little and then yelled at him and she slammed her hands on his desk and he startes staring at her boobs and its not his fault she lets them hang out but they are huge and then she gets even more mad and makes him sit in the corner in till his boner went down in front off eveybody lol

  • @xxBryanLeft4Deadxx Ahh, oh my god, that's just fucking hilarious and embarassing.

  • @jogPoisonousPoptart i know right

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  • my french teacher told this kid that was saying this is lame and you suck at french so she went up to him and said you say that i suck at french i will make your life a living hell and the kid was like scared

  • I ve seen a sub cuss a kid out