Jenny Craig Diet

[KraziiDesire]

Lmao I Love Adele Givens <3

[JessAlcouffe]

I wonder why people look up comedy clips when they obviously have no sense of humor. That shits funny to me.

[TheRhythmJockey]

F U for firing Shane Dawson

[awokenatmidnight]

jenny craig should go to hell and shove that pole stright up your ass.

[Wtfisplanking]

I'm going Nutrisystem bisshhhhhheeeees!!!!!

[JenniferMarie98]

HOW DARE U GUYS FIRE SHANE DAWSON FOR POLE DANCING!

[LittleReaper0101]

poor shane....you BIIIIITTTTTTTTCCHHHHHHESSSS

[thedaniel2997]

WOW REALLY JENNY CREG I HATE YOU NEVER BUYING ANYPROTECTS POOR SHANE I HOTE ALL OF YOU

[xAmaZoNz]

fuck u bitch for fireing shane

FUCK YOU!

[RedEyesLuffy]

F you for fireing Shane Dawsone aholes

[talaneobernardo]

this girl is amazing....btw im white!!! love her style

[HaywardM]

What is this comedian's name?

[2DietSolutionProgram]

Great Comedy! I like her style.

[emilie54321]

o dis is jenny craig (laffs)

[MIZZSHAYSHAY1028]

LMSAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL

[sexyalmondJOY18]

she is just being sarcastic.. she is not realy gonna beat her kids.stick to george lopez becuz yall are obviously lost when it comes to the comedy department.

[chaosbootay99]

do that shit even work

[BooThang576]

i would do the same

[EatReviewSleep]

fuck jenny craig! they fired shane dawson

[ckandolf20081]

Hey i'm white and understand this shit. Hahhahaha but then. I live in oregon and understand everything. hahahahahah

[rickilynn1123]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[maryray10]

shez mad funny

[AadenIgnition]

OMG SHE WAS ON BEAUTY SHOP!!!! :D

[CollegeJoe]

9 people need to be on the Jenny Craig Diet. 

[WatchmenNo1]

My name is WatchmenNo1 and I lose 15lbs a week thanks to the democrat congress obungo and their willingness to allow illegals to stay in the country placing our workers out of jobs and leading to this one world order style shipwrecked economy.

[hasher22]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[balldoctor]

wats her name

[Twiztidguy]

Fuck Jenny Craig... wish all them corporate fucks the worst in their lives. Firing shanes whole family and friends for 1 youtube video is ridiculous. everybody does stupid stuff in their workplace everyday... (check out police officers playing wii video) Nomatter who you hire everyone is HUMAN and we make mistakes. And to prove that... jenny craig you messed with the youtube popular shane dawson. BAM you made a mistake. Now nobody likes you.... and I hope your business fails.

[faithfulmonkey]

haha now adele has a weight loss diet that actually works and best part u dont need to step foot into a gym :D

[mindybob21]

What? No one wants to hear from someone going by "poosaypirate". Adele is one of the sweetest, funniest people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. This is just FUNNY so just LAUGH!! She would never hurt anyone let alone a child. Jeez, some people are so lame.

[999144]

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[jojomarket]

HAHHA

[poosaypirate]

miah, child abuse is not funny no matter how you dress it up nice try

[argentak]

ROFLMAO. GOLDEN GIRLS OUTRO. *die*

[NawImStrate]

head LmaoOoo

[Xinoutorah]

haha didn't laugh til the end and I just fell out lmao...I did NOT expect that. Though I didn't like her calling her daughter a b*tch :X

[cuteboi891]

"SO I PICKED UP THAT PHONE AND KNOCKED THAT LIL BITHCH DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS........I BEAT HER SO LONG I LOST 15 LBS AND NOW I FEEL GREAT!!!!!!!!"....LOL

[gerryc35]

i'm white and she is my favorite comedian! YES U CAN TELL THE RACIST PEOPLE! BLACK & WHITE!!!!!

[violinandbass5]

damn this sounds something my mom would do hahahaha

[m0u0s0e0]

MOMMY, YOU'RE FAT. :(

[MyieshaBrown]

she was 2 funny lmfao

[divinakalish]

well, I'm white and I love it. You can tell the prejudice people because they always bring race into an issue.

[gerryc35]

@divinakalish i'm white and she is my favorite comedian! YES U CAN TELL THE RACIST PEOPLE! BLACK & WHITE!!!!!

[HipHopWrestler1234]

I was watcing this on logo last night this is some funny shit i swear. I was dyin

[PassionateGoth]

Damn, LOL

[mujaahid123456]

i know the ending of this video is not the GOLDEN GIRLS! lmao

[semnekar]

I've watched this many of times however this is the first time I have really payed attention to the pyramid & the Egyptian hieroglyphs.....we coming back baby!!

[ItalianCharlie]

OMG i just laughted so hard i cried lololololol. tht was hysterical

[gOtHiCxAnGeLxox]

Damn...if only losing weight was that easy!!!XD

[yajjan06]

ahahah. LMAO!

[TABULOUS1]

I LOVE some Adele anywhichway u look at it ....but ctfu @ the way u closed it with a lil' GoldenGirls scoring at the end. I dunno why that had me *roflmbAo*

[fishscale83]

she is a babe

[cj06feb]

Whip her little asss aaaahhhh I beat her so long i lost 15pounds dammm

[75andalive]

OMG !!ROFL LMBAO !! I love Queens of Comedy !!

[IWannaBeOnOprah]

Shannon and Shanikqua, now you need a spanking for that. LOLOLOL!!! Whop that ass mama! LOL!!

[rmsolympic1]

funny stuff googd way to lose pounds

[growingup15]

FUNNY AS FUCK MAN! 5/5 Stars

[702Unique]

that clip was funny as hell! she is too funny!

[TrishLitaStacyTorrie]

LMMFAO!!!

Adele is hilarious!

[mininataliee]

LMAO!

"icarried yo' lil bald head ass round' for 9 months" . LMFAO! ahaha.

[beachbum2772]

That's the difference between what (shannon) would do and what (Shanikqua) would do LOLOL and I like Shanikqua's way better LOLOL

[beachbum2772]

LOLOL I would have donr the same thing LOLOL

[ssaturn]

damn you people are so damn corny and take every little thing to heart. you must be white because black people only understand this kind of comedy. she didnt really kick her daughter down no stairs. shes making people laugh and telling how it should be done, THE BLACK way. if you are white and corny then you just wont understand. try the ellen degenerate video clips. shes white and corny.

[flintus]

Im a skinny assed white gay boy!! I get it!! Comedy like this should be banned....cus I pissed myself laughing!! I wet myself so hard i lost 15lb and now I feel great!!

[dabx1]

@flintus lmao!!!

[HipHopWrestler1234]

lol call or text me 7243174378

[flintus]

@HipHopWrestler1234 i dont think Im in your country!! lol

[fairystarleta]

@ssaturn im white and i fucking adore the black humour i dont even laugh at white comedy dont put all the people at the same jar

[starlaylla]

@fairystarleta the fact that you say there is a black and white humour is sad..

[Menocidekunt]

@ssaturn ....that is so insanely sad and racist. I understand what you were TRYING to say, but the way you said it was so bigot like. oh, and im black, not that it should matter. As to the people upset about the video...its a joke...language...it didn't really happen. Breathe.

[harrypotter799]

@ssaturn wow you are so right, ppl just need to calm down.

[NO2EUoNO2NWO]

fuck up u racist cunt.

[faithfulmonkey]

@ssaturn Amen to that PREACH!! :D

[externalpower]

@ssaturn huh huh huh lol lol lol. pff.

[krunkessence]

@ssaturn yeoup! ellen is corney!!! lolzzzz tell them dumbass white people

[maryray10]

@ssaturn lol. but true

[thatdrunk505]

@ssaturn hey i am white and i laughed my ass off

[bamacheerboi]

@ssaturn I'm white, love Queens of Comedy AND love Ellen. Now what? Comedy is comedy. You get it or you don't. No need for all this.

[Djanck000]

@ssaturn STFU with this white people/black people sh*t. You are a dumb a*hole and need to go f*ck yourself! Put some sense inside your little head! It was people like you (but white ones) that created the KKK. People idiot enough to think that the color of your skin can define your character, sense of humor and all the other aspects of your life. Grow the f*ck up!

[butacup4real]

its a joke man...chill out...ppl dnt really call they kids bitches....wt happened 2 an open mind....das y u cnt laugh!!!!

[killintymm]

i think this is part of the problem. feeling free to call your daughter a little bytch. just letting her know that you all are nothing but bytches and getting her used to being called that word without a problkem. nice cultural values. im not surprised

[bigddagenius]

@killintymm dummy its a FUCKING JOKE its black comedy if you dont like it, go watch some other type of comedy

[killintymm]

@bigddagenius since you claim its black comedy , is it your culture to call your daughter a bytch. what about your mom, is she an old 5 cent ho and your daddy a pimp? feel free to call them that.

[bigddagenius]

@killintymm dammit, ITS A JOKE. you really think black culture is all about this?? you'll never understand, you're not black

[killintymm]

@bigddagenius i think some jokes have gone too far. you pay top dollar to let all your comedians insult you and call you niggers and then cry out and complain when someone else says the n word. its all double standards. maybe you should understand and protect black culture beyond trash comedy like this.

[akademikn3rd82]

@killintymm

We get mad when others say it IF there's negative connotation to it. It's not what you say, but how you say it. When me and my friends(one of which is a white boy) say "nigga"; it's a form of brotherhood. We've taken that word that once used to hurt so bad and flipped it. But whenever I hear the average white person say "nigger," I automatically think nooses and white sheets.

[killintymm]

@akademikn3rd82 but both are referring to the same thing. please dont get carried away by these explanations nigga vs nigger etc. nigger or nigga said by a white is always viewed in a negative connotation and you know it. the white boy who is your friend can only use it with you otherwise gets beaten up. you speak about "average white boy" - what do you mean average - please elaborate. It is high time you stop calling each other nigga and find other ways to express your brotherhood.

[MrRadaikon]

sooo..if white people laugh at the glue collar comedy tour...somehow..that's different? Because? I think you're confused..comedians are performers. No person regardless of ethnicity will leave the theater acting like a performer. I think Adele is funny but even though I'm black, I don't sound or act like her. I DO however get the jokes. Comedians are more or less the inner dialogue of society. If people were really like the depictions, we wouldn't pay money to see them perform.

[killintymm]

@MrRadaikon I mean black jokes have to be vulgar and profane these days. They cant speak proper english. Jokes have to be about shyt, ass, niggers ,mothaf, etc. It is adding to the stereotype. I am against any color doing it - whites , blacks , asians, latinos - but the problems seems to be while others can come back to normal jokes it seems the black comedians have stretched the boundaries and it is not coming back. This is not attacking you , just an observation - correct me if im wrong.

[lilialmt]

Am i the only one who doesn't think bitting up a kid is funny?

[l0l0ser]

JENNY CRAIG SUCKS ;D

[sexyysweetheart17]

LMFAO GNR!!!!! beat her so long i lost 15 pounds and i feel great

[RticleMan]

Hi there, just wanted to say I like your videos and if/when you get some spare time maybe you could view/comment on my videos as well.

Thanks so much!,

JH

[carolinadiamonds]

I beat her so long I lost 15 pounds an now I feel great

[disiny2003]

What's her name?

[maxday1000]

@disiny2003 Adele Givens

[ssaturn]

her voice cracks me up. black comedy is so much funnier then white comedy.

[killintymm]

@ssaturn it is funnier until they start getting vulgar. would you call your daughter a lil bytch and laugh about it ?

[crazyr3ddbone]

MY SHYT LOVE THIS LOL

[glennys2008]

I beat her so long , I was 15 pounds and now I feel great!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[HIPHOPMISSES]

she was da funniest yo

[maniacmadd]

lol i beat her ass for so long i lost 15 pound haha!!

[TCt83067695]

thats right. you dont need no gaddamn show to lose some weight

[fredespanish]

Buncha Buncha Buncha Pow!!

[Slave4UBB]

lmfao!!

[jlabrae]

I love this!!!...Queens is one of my favorite vids!!!

[jenn650]

lol

[lovejuancarlos]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[BiteThis2007]

"I beat her so long, I lost 15 pounds, now I feel great!!!" DAMN!!!! LOL!!!

[nikelover6]

i lik when she was talkin about hot dogs and noodles lmaoo..that aint no lunch!

[shabehpersia21]

they made a song with this and its the part where she says, "i knew i had to do something, so i knocked that little bitch down....." just type in the search bar: JSETT #11 - Knocked that B!#@& Down! (Some Disco)

[faithfulmonkey]

adele givens is so sexy!!!

[XtremeOwner]

wow you one fat ass mutha fucker, your company is a load of tight ass pussy fuckers

[osoflyceezi]

lol whats her name?

[lesleyhenriquez]

Adele Givens, I think.

[Floetry30]

no its not its Sheryl Underwood

[Floetry30]

nevermind it is adele. her and sheryl just have a similar voice

[bruno2436]

I can watch this video all the time and newer gets borring

[laysett]

mommy your FAT!! LOL never gets old

[ocos13]

oh but guess wat our president is black u idiot

[ocos13]

well guess wat our presidents black u idiotb

[Moehow]

beat dat lil bitch ass down da stairs lol

[jowdiii3]

team dawsooooon

[BarrettTV]

LOL @ the golden girls music at the end

[wutden]

Omg im cryin cuz dAT wuz 2 funny!!

[cVlman]

wow i cant stop watching this and it never gets old

[irishpatriot54]

jenny craig is a bicth

[nitamike]

@irishpatriot54 why?

[PhantomLyric]

OMg... I have never been able to get through the whole show without getting sick from laughter...

[kyuuuuuuubi]

FUCK U JENNY CRAIG AND FUCK UR COMPANY i lost 50 pounds with nutrisystem HAH BITCHES! nutrisystem is waaaaay better U R SUING SHANEDAWSON

[LoverszObama]

lmaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooo

[JAQUA1992]

To me see had the best act!!!

[Lovelaiddown]

Too funny!!lol

[12malphy]

i fcking luhv this viedeo..ihts funny ahs hell

[AlexLoccs]

Not to be an asshole or anything, but in my OWN PERSONAL OPINION, Adele stole the show with this one, and sadly, this is the best she's ever looked. I can't find a stand-up where she's even comparable to appearance here when it comes to looks. Her materials all great though! :]

[bone1em]

The funniest part of Queens besides Sommore's whole act!

[edemoness]

one day i woke up and my daughter turned to me and said mommy your fat..and i knew i had to do something..so i picked up that phone and i knocked that little bitch down a flight of stairs..lmfao classic.

[shardaedae23]

Dat wuz freakin hilarious Then on top of it it ended wid the Golden Gurls end theme lol i liked it lol

[uceta006]

jenny craig diet works... for real i lost like 15 lbs in 6 weeks, but is way too expensive.. i wish i could buy again, but i can't afford it unfortunately gained the weight back :(((((

[KING1CALIO]

not with the golden girls ending lmfao

[lizerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

LMFAOOO!!!! that was great i just realized that :)

[iKristene]

FUCK JENNY CRAIG!

[member887]

1:02 when her eyebrow hunched was priceless

[faithfulmonkey]

go adele shes so sexy :)

[proprankcaller]

um i think the jenny craig food is fucking delicious... sry i just really like the program im on it and it's working!

[nf094e]

How much do you spend per month?

[proprankcaller]

like $100

[zacahr1a]

fuck you jenny craig your company fired shane you people are bastards im telling 500 people about you guyz

[DeadandDECAYED99]

LOLi just saw that video too! Shane's success is the honor of the DEATh of Jenny Craig

[Maeiko]

oh good! Shane fans! we feel for Shane...:(

[laughingbddy]

i love this one

[laughingbddy]

i do

[DarlingKaya]

HAHA shes sooo funnny!

[teriking1958]

hahahahahahha o adele givens is so fucking funny

[XxByakushiv2]

jenny craig is mena! they fired a guy coz he meantioned them in a video!

[asian90cuttie]

HAHA THATS SO JOKES

[srojo1]

I actually have to say you did better than Mo'nique!

[Im0a0Star]

lol my mum would do the same to me if i said that

[BiteThis2007]

"Mommy, you're FAT!"

I knew I had to do something...

so I picked up that phone... and I

knocked that little bitch down a

flight of stairs!!!!

[Iluvporsche]

I was doing Jenny Craig for a while but her husband found out...

[msscott73]

Some people loss weight with Jenny, but I lost Craig. Now, I feel so much better.

[envyisasin]

damn i love this part

[prplmnky]

Predictable joke, but fucking hilarious.

[got2bsweet95]

dawson i meen! lol

[got2bsweet95]

LOL!!!

haha

fuck Jenny Craig, they fired Shane Dawnso :S

[DCMCNYY]

and I knew I had to do something

[beyoncestillsucksazz]

LMFAO I like the golden girls music you used at the end

[reginalittle]

halarious

[TheFever77]

dang, that shit was funny

[misskeesh]

OMG!!!!! That was too funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeRealPlease]

hahahahaha

[PENWESTERN]

Funny as can be! Love it.

[angelsbettylou]

I am on Jenny and this is classic! That's going on the favs list. lol

[fashionglamur]

ahahahahahahahahahaha

[carcan010]

hilarious