Tom Green--Sucking on a cow

[Auxilliaryrules]

I can't even get into wallmart with my book bag.

[isteponpuppies]

Holy Cow



[EddieBee83]

There would be an indian guy suckin cow nip

[TropicalShirtTy]

That cow is a terrible actor, they should've sledge-hammered it's forehead and grilled it up. What a cunt.

[SCOTTYBEE4JC]

I can see why drew barrymore loved this guy... girls love a good sense of humor lol

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

That poor cow is like "what the fuck are you doing, let me go"

[cretan982]

The cow has more dignity than that clown. A cow isn't a prop for some moron to try and be funny.

[TimothyADonaghue]

Your right, a cow is a piece of property that I kill and eat. @cretan982

[RDBeatnik]

The worst part about it is he never called back.

[Ihatenukeboosters123]

Got milk?

[xhardcorexsupportx]

don't worry, im security

[SaturejaSun]

Psikodelija!!!!

[astridkitty1212]

I SO wish I could do this! I have had raw milk from a bottle but I want to suck it direclty from the cow like Tommy!

[MrTODD27]

lololol

[peopleintrees]

so thats where drew berrymoore got her technique?

[nickejungen]

Does anybody like him yet?

[mikeyaaa]

I cannot believe that guy also did it. that was too funny!

XD

[SongsSpeaks]

wow tom is a looser it was on family guy

[L0RDSHE0GORATH]

Family guy is retarded without all the flashbacks that show has NOTHING

[RitterRost]

@L0RDSHE0GORATH:

Honk Honk! The bandwagon is coming, better jump on it! Retard.

[passiveMenis]

With all the flashbacks that show has nothing. It's awful, period.

[jamiechaundy]

haha yeahh i just saw that. and someone said he did it in real life, so i came to check it out

[Freshhhhh1982]

I like family guy but it can fuck off compared to tom green.

[perryfan10]

That is a very calm cow to put up with being in a store. Must be a 4H calf.

[danecook321]

I'm gonna suck off a cow!

[TransDerwinOverdrive]

It's so stupid, but sooooo funny.

The first time I saw this I almost peed myself laughing.

[eginteractive]

This guy is disturbing as hell.

[bluenina]

What's the lesson here?

Dress as a police officer and you can make people do anything.

[KyOlar]

hahaha

[RENEDU2]

the bread's tasty ^^

[Engimal]

lmao

[cottoncandy125]

how did they even let him bring an actual cow into the store!?!

[bloosdoode]

Only Tom Green could take a cow into a store and convince somebody to drink from a cow's teat!!

[spyro4500]

He's so brave '_'

[ashmika8304]

yeah youre right lol especially the time he was pretending to be from "undercutter's pizza" selling pizza's for cheaper by going up to a house that already ordered a pizza from another place lol the guy had a hammer and everything he wanted to kick his ass lol

[HoustonKJ]

@ashmika8304 lmfao that is hilarious "undercutter's pizza"...

[ashmika8304]

Yeah, he's had to right? I mean the shit he does its crazy lol!

[ashmika8304]

Do you think Tom Green ever got in any serious trouble, like charges from the police or harassment or trespassing? He is soooo funny but he does f*ck people's shit up sometimes!

[zmmzb]

Tom actually evaded police really well.

He was from Canada so he had to be careful he didn't get deported back.

[Blackjackreggie]

Omy god thats sick as f***

[pete7wiegard]

1:28 it's Fez from That 70s Show!

[yankfan408]

Lol, you know the guy who sucked on them never lived that down

[Prismatic19]

hehehehe

[xNightmarePlaguex]

LOL They're deep throating the cow's nipples.

[jerry19mty]

o yeah

[Ronald0709]

I would father his children.

[suckash]

as would i, as.. would.. i

[kandyeyes17]

lol It's funny how he rides off on the cow.

[Bizzer10]

yeah that was awesome.

i didnt even know people could ride cows

[dableutyef]

breaks their back

[ashmika8304]

Actually you can ride cows and they will be fine. They even leave to accept a saddle over time.

*I lived on a farm for 12 years!

[shutyourfacefoo]

holy cow! holy cow! holy cow!

[TKONESOCK]

hahahaha a little ironic dont ya think haha

[7FluxProductions]

thats dangerous the cow has alot of Bactria before its milk it pasteurized.

[hilldog39]

yea, but its tom green so what do you expect.

[Isonux]

The bacteria only multiplies to unsafe levels if it's been sitting in a bucket for a while, or being shipped to a store unpasteurized. It's completely safe straight from the beast.

[k12rising]

@7FluxProductions Rubbish, not if the cow is kept clean, pasteurizing milk kills all the goodness.

[murmurrrr]

@7FluxProductions It's not.. moron

[musicman02]

@7FluxProductions

Not as dangerous as you'd think.

[aidy202]

LMAO, HE IS TOOOO FUNNY LOL

[JoeRush91]

Holy Cow! xD

[kivi16Portugal]

hug.. -.-

[therealsoulproduct]

Almost 10 years later and this is still funny. My man was doing some porno shit with the cow's udders, hahahahha!

[Rustyftme]

LMAO

[ryderjames46]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YUKKKK

[Nihil2005]

it's all natural!

[TacticalToast619]

'sucki, sucki''

[JustWickedSwede]

huh?

Very small Tom Green?

[boston312]

Comedy at its best. MTV needs to bring back Tom and Humplik

[wubblestein]

classic

[RealDefentertainment]

do you know how dirty those tits are?

[tofud00d]

i know tom's crazy, so its not too surprising, but the other NORMAL guy who sucked on the cow too!!! WOW... maybe he should get a show of his own!!

[lmbg77]

lmao,hes a great enterteiner

[KenfromDublin]

The guy needs help.

[poplutube]

asians

[aymenfuckfuck]

f no yo

[aymenfuckfuck]

whhhhhhhehererdfl;fl;dlc';