Bo Burnham - "Ironic" + Haikus - Aladdin Theater - 10/16/2009 *EXPLICIT*

[Sonicscrewdriver3]

12 dislikes! Who the hell dislikes this?

[Ronaldoficator]

a friend insulted my my mother and i said " yo momma is so asian" ting

[Cuyeful]

@Ronaldoficator That is too many syllables. Joke denied.

[Ronaldoficator]

Catchy...

[postmyster03]

watched this about 500 times. i was addictted to bo, then i slowly got miiself to only listen to him 9000000000 times a day

[Victorine0]

Lol this Is awesome :D

Bo burnhams the best!!!!

[Koralreefcarbon]

Haha how have people dumbed down so much?!? There just simple literary devices

[asiram9785e]

i dont get the haiku of the yo mamma so black ><

[Fanbuscus10]

@asiram9785e he ran out of syllables and its racist just a little

[SGTHOB0]

@makaylamleedom clowns make people laugh and he cries when he laughed. rape makes people cry and a clown raped him. ironic.

[makaylamleedom]

@enjoi320 When you have Alztimetrs you forget thing things he forgot what happened. But can someone please explain the part, where he say he always used to cry when he laughed then he was raped by clown, I really don't get it.

[47FT47]

holy fuk thats funny



[enjoi320]

wait i dont get the altimeters thing could someone plz tell me?

[JessicaShelby1231]

You're welcome(:

[maxwantsjustice]

@EatMyTrousers that's exactly what he means

[JessicaShelby1231]

You are an amazing recorder.. do more lol. I like yours cause i get to see what i want rather than everything but(:

[akfitz]

@JessicaShelby1231 Thanks so much! Glad you're enjoying the videos!

[EatMyTrousers]

Bono gives 50% of everything he earns to charity...

[boeing797screamliner]

@IAH244 Isn't that ironic.

[baileystancil2]

He lo0ks so happy when he dose hes shows! =D

[cammyNpammy]

I will be any age and belive in gay marriage ha top that

[IAH244]

"My dogs stomach was very upset so I put him in the car and we went to the vet and on our way to the vet I killed a cat.

[juggaloringmaster97]

i have a cusion he's 15 he still belives in gay marrige

[razor16blazers]

16 still believes in gay marriage

[xxTaKe2xx]

What does he say after "in sub sarahan africa..." 3:23? -"Yeah..."?

[Residentevil31313]

@xxTaKe2xx "Yeah, it was a Snapple fact."

[3drunkenturtles]

the 11 people who disliked this are a cat, a kid from overseas sea, a clown, oprah, an animal rights activist, a frat guy, Bob Barker, Bo's pregnent girlfriend, Bo's grandfather, Shaquelle O' Neil, and an African child.

[Shaas2428]

"I saw a rainbow

On the day my grandmother died....

.........FUCKIN LESBIAN!" Lmfao :D

[madoha5812]

ive heard this song around 10 times and i just got the pull out couch joke

[Shaas2428]

"if u want to help a homeless person sell all ur tinted shades u cunt!" lmao

[Dog123047]

YO MOMMA IS SO BLACK..........

[Dog123047]

Bob barker got all of my pets pregnant.....

[musicrox302]

my grandfather had Alzheimers and on day we were.. oh shit

[MrVaibhav2905]

nice

[anonymousny96]

11 people live in Africa.

[MrBodaciousbanana]

Haikus are beautiful

but sometimes don't make sense

refrigerator

[CobainFan9]

@MrBodaciousbanana First verse has 6 syllables!!

[Brandymay13]

Guess what im 13 and i watch ALL bos videos and love em!!!

[Brahier9312]

@Brandymay13 cool story bro

[336forlife]

Pro camera work.

[chillouuut1]

i love these videos you recorded. your not one of those idiots that doesnt stop moving the camera around like they're having a seizure, and the sound quality is amazing. good job :D and bo burnham is a comic genius lolol "sell your tinted shades you cunt." XDDD

[akfitz]

@chillouuut1 Thank you! I'm glad you appreciate the videos.

[KidCoolio]

@chillouuut1 yeah, plus she doesn't laugh annoyingly right beside the camera, which also makes it shake. This girl has to be a director or camerawoman.

[jedoyk127]

I just have one question. Why does he say Doorman randomly throught the video?

[VampireStage]

@jedoyk127 there was a point the doorman said something in another video (it wasn't clear what) and he just kept pointing him out. I believe thats why he keeps saying doorman.

[ThePeachGambler42]

he's one of the only people who could make AIDS funny

[nukeakitten]

when was the polar bear bit added?

[jedoyk127]

LETS STRAP IN!



[lalasong140]

I like his voice when he's talking about his aunt in the fire. It's kind of.... mean. Idk, but i like it.

[Jac0bBau3r1995]

That laugh is adoable

[Cheyisamazing15]

I LOVE BO!! I sing this song with my friend during english when we were learing about ironic things!!! MY teacher actyally loved it!

[DJxxNightwolf]

the alzeiners (cant spell it) one wasnt funny but i couldnt help but laugh my head off XD

[AmericanAirsoft100]

was up wit tha asian joke?

[KaptainKwasnik]

@AmericanAirsoft100 an Asian person is called a chink in slang, the noise that the triangle makes

[AmericanAirsoft100]

@KaptainKwasnik oooohhhh haha i getz it. thanks

[MtotheJtotheT]

Hey Bono,

if you wanna give to the poor

sell those tinted glasses you tool

[IvI4rt1n14]

He does the same jokes everywhere he goes. I already heard this jokes on comedy central on netflix

[SuperJimmie3000]

@IvI4rt1n14 It's not like comedians make up new material for every show they do.

[TheTurtleman11]

I want to meet the girl that recorded this

[akfitz]

@TheTurtleman11 That would be me... =)

[houghtob1234]

@akfitz Than he wants to meet you!

[houghtob1234]

@akfitz Obviously. :P

[EatMyTrousers]

Dumb ass. Bono gives about half all his earnings to charity.

[IcyJ314]

Anyone else realize he said "How old do you guys think is too old to STOP believing in the tooth fairy"? As in, you don't have to believe until 12. Think about it.

[KaptainKwasnik]

@IcyJ314 Isn't that ironic!

[ThaTWiPpLeD]

@hiddencomment Hi

[xXSharonSauerXx]

tooth fairy and gay marriage... HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE SENSE??

[WorldsMostAwesome7]

@xXSharonSauerXx the tooth fairy was just leading up to the gay marrage joke... but if you understood comedy instead of trying to question and kill it youd know that

[upstate0809]

@xXSharonSauerXx He was implying that the two are both imaginary

[xXSharonSauerXx]

@upstate0809 awesome thanks!

[mahria001]

The lady laughing in the background is fucking annoying.

[jamestoosh]

OMG! YOUR SO LUVKY! I WISH I WAS OLDER IM 11 BUT I LOVE BOBURNHAM!

[jamestoosh]

OMG! YOUR SO LUVKY! I WISH I WAS OLDER IM 11 BUT I LOVE BOBURNHAM!!!!

[JACOBIBOI]

Ok, For everyone who doesn't undstand the top comment "Arepegio" Watch this and it will make sense

/watch?v=NdbP6cSFJXs

[MrHiguy455]

top comment makes this much sense | |

[YellowNdRedSkittles]

@MrHiguy455 it's from another video that Bo was in.

[revivepokemonsmosh]

Now i try to make as many ironic referances i can

[shadowkiller222]

IRONICINORIRONIC :D

[armaniacx23]

I think it's ironic how he says it's about more than what's free on the internet while we're watching this video for free on the internet...

[TacomanLikesTacos]

Ironicinorironic

[legallywierd]

bob barker got all of my pets pregnant

[BloodshedBito]

Here a Haiku of mine

Haikus are funny

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

[JD19921992]

@BloodshedBito that is soooo old. like that dudes grandma who died of lesbain.

[coolkids1294]

@JD19921992 Do you even know what a lesbian is?

[Marie11Noel]

@coolkids1294 bahaha i dont think he does. LOL

[PartyDown1000]

i'm so jealous of that animal rights activist

[MsNeonStripes]

the faces that he makes are just freakin' adorable:]

[Armageddon0Studios]

once i had a pet snake. i put him in the wild and then a mouse ate him. isn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-n-i-r-o-n-i-­c

[Scorebeast]

how old is ok to stop believing in the tooth fairy... what like 12?

yeah, i have a cousing... 15, still believes in gay marriages.

Freaking genius!

[shigabooga]

@Scorebeast maybe he knows how to spell cousin. GENIUS!

[ZebraxSixteen]

I dated an animal-rights activist once.......... *shudders*

[Xx1Tarynasaurus1xX]

7 people have AIDS!

[bigearedwill]

Hes like a sick dr suess lol

[iGio48]

do to others as u would have them do to you said the rapist

rotfl 83

[Dakotah7272]

how does he keep a straight face during these!

[JACOBIBOI]

@ BananaOfEvil Well sorry if i dont get a joke mate, Calm down.

[BananaOfEvil]

JACOBIBOI, you are a fucking retard.

[JACOBIBOI]

I dont get the 1 fish,2 fish, red fish ,blue fish joke. Please explain to me someone :)

[malisa010]

@JACOBIBOI Dr. Suess book

[ckm1003]

STRAP IN! :D

[ace84056]

needs more triangle!

[WorldsMostAwesome7]

1 person is the tooth fairy and the other 6 are queers

[oomphism]

@heyitsamy he's dating an animal rights activist (P.E.T.A.) and he's eating veal wrapped in pita bread. not hard to understand.

[Maxbuscus]

@oomphism it might be hard for brits to understand because they pronounce pita diffrently

[heyitsamy15]

i dont get the pita bread joke

[mgarvey18]

@heyitsamy15 Pita...PETA asshole

[num1sn1p3rpr0]

@mgarvey18 Lmao? Your the asshole..

[heyitsamy15]

@mgarvey18 asshole?

thats mature..also super nessasary.

good job.

[Dimebag719]

"Its not all about whats free on the internet" is watching this on youtube ironic? :D

[RawDogg1551]

Those in glass houses

Shouldn't throw stones

Or masturbate in the day time

[xXcAIIbErx]

my granfather had alzheimers and.... oh shit

[Thesuperwicked]

is it ironic that bo burnhams joke about gay marriage made me gay???

[JuanBautista12]

ironicinorironic?

[PedroProduction13]

@JuanBautista12 He says ironicinorironic

the cinori in the middle is ironic backwards.

[Durdeeh]

@JuanBautista12 its ironic(cinori)ironic

[JuanBautista12]

isnt that ironic inorironic????? wtf?

[11409greymatters]

And then I was raped by a clown

[5starz09]

I'm in love with him<33

[blondeboy666]

I love this guy! lol. So funny.

[xoxoxbobxoxox4]

high school age FTW!! >:D

[colejacinto]

snappal fact bitch

[colejacinto]

ya



[yomome4]

7 people got raped by clowns

[12idontno]

can someone explain the bob barker part plz?

[jedelman07]

@12idontno He promotes spaying pets

[busoLostop]

@12idontno At the End of the episodes of The Price is Right, his show, he would ask you to get your pets spayed or neutered to prevent overpopulation. He got all of Bo's pets pregnant.

[VicariousGamer25]

i have a feeling that everyone who laughed at the PETA bread joke didn't even get it

[LithiumPop]

I know a guy who acts just like Bo in real life, right down to the same mannerisms. It's really very strange.

[coolchickm]

What did the doorman do when he was said, "You're like a part of my act, you should travel with me"?

[akr0040]

@coolchickm

Bo had been making references to him since the beginning of his show.

[MrAmersfoort13]

Bono did not like this

[Sophie0600]

you know a videos good when you cant the dislike part of the 'likes' bar :)

[WeempWomp1]

Arpeggio...

[jedelman07]

I fuckin love this dude! He's ballsy for a little guy.

[flyeaglesf1y]

@jedelman07 he isnt little he is 6' 5"

[bissonnette990]

does anyone know where i can download his songs for my ipod

[akr0040]

@bissonnette990

itunes



[shammy55555]

does anyone know where i can find the song he sings saying "i hate catchy chours and im a hypocrite"?

[ryster52153]

@shammy55555 Song is called "Words Words Words"

[coolchickm]

I adopted a kid from over seas to save him from sweatshops and for his first birthday I brought him to Build-a-Bear... isn't that Ironic?

[patchoto]

Arepegio



[Mundt321]

7 people eat pennies

[Mundt321]

I saw a rainbow the day my grandma died...............fucking lesbian

hahaha Only Bo can make poetry funny



[Yanager0fficial]

@Mundt321 i dont get it

[Mundt321]

@Yanager0fficial did you listen to the very end? when he does haikus

[Yanager0fficial]

@Mundt321 i did but i dont get the whole lesbian joke?

[Mundt321]

@Yanager0fficial rainbows are a symbol for gays, so hes trying to say that his grandma was a lesbian

[L337wizard]

@Yanager0fficial fail.

[panagram]

@Mundt321 but thats 16...

[TheMusicJunkie23]

8 people were raped by clowns, 7 of them cant take a joke. I thought it was funny, but I made sure Bubbles was never getting out of prison

[iheartscreamcore]

bo started on the internet and now he cant seem to get away from it. first live video by him on here was this. Bo, we put some irony into ironic, so you can be ironic while singing ironic.

[jeffreyalmere]

i am to young for this video so the first thing i did was watch it, THUMBS UP

[VTOlympian]

im Greek, and i loved the ancient Greece joke.

[HoldThePose]

I saw a rainbow

On the day my grandma died...

Fucking lesbian.

[QuickSand1996]

Bob barker got all of my pets pregnant?

[xNachoxDayx]

@QuickSand1996 cuz bob barker always say to spade and neuter your pets (means that they cant get pregnate.

[MW2Fallout]

@QuickSand1996 Cuz when he was on make a deal at the end he would say, "Remeber get all your pets spade and neutered"

[Firerazr]

what was the alzheimer's joke? I don't get it lol

[waytothudawn]

That Alzheimers joke was funny as heck. I immediately understood it too! :)

[Firerazr]

@waytothudawn i NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT!!!!!

[waytothudawn]

@Firerazr K:

The joke his that he was hanging out with his Grandfather, who has alzheimers, which makes people forget things. The joke was that he forgot what he and his grandfather were doing.

[Syfypineapple]

VEAL!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!

[Syfypineapple]

@ Bissonnette990 thts achmed the dead terrorist he's just a skeleton thts alive and he blew up his own son thts half skin and flesh half skeloton you doy duh

[bissonnette990]

One ironic thing would be a suicide bomber not dying from the bomb and was only half-dead

[heek40]

@bissonnette990 No Irony would be a suicide bomber somehow saved someone from the bomb he blew up rather than killing them

[BenHardingVideos]

ironicinorironic

[AgasAepad]

Bob Barker made 6 peoples pets pregnant

[EminemFanOfOne]

okay.... for you haters.... an ironic situation would be a doctor dieing from the common cold

[mdewster]

@EminemFanOfOne WRONG!! ironic would be a doctor dying from his own medication

[artmonger78]

29 people plus the one person who pointed out the 5 dislikes... are unoriginal.

[MrJuarez12345678910]

it was his aunt

[Miragesong]

this guy is my new bff lol