Completely Honest First Date

[TheKyrn]

Burger.

[thugly921]

in n out is better than 95% of dinner places anyway. she made the right choice.

[thefinchybird]

burger, then run out the car, back to my house, lock the door.

[Katiedances06]

NO PICKLES?!?!?!?!

[maddyreid18]

pretty good deal..... :/

[balletgurl14]

The ending ruined it.

[apllebottom4]

This made my day!

[xXxDethMetalxXx]

Way to a woman's heart.... Burgers

[15katevvet]

I would punch him in the face and take the burger.

[Awesomeness9003]

She's a stupid biiiiiitch.

[PhillyTheScrummie]

lol at all the girls commenting on this video... for some reason, they'd all take the burg

[1of111]

@PhillyTheScrummie  right lol

[liotie]

Give this guy a medal.

[jaguar4u2012]

No Pickles!

[legendofJupp]

take the burger and hit him in the face!

[RespectYourViews]

OMG, I am in love, he is exactly the person I've been looking for...

well except that he's a guy and I'm not gay. But other than that he's perfect!

[saiyukiaoi]

Id say its worth it for In n Out.

[u13at8]

wtf ?

[tarapita]

Definitely gonna try, whatever the result, it's worth it

[bradwolf07]

Don't forget the pickles...

[rockstarrist]

American humor... ladies and gentlemen.

[Mandochia]

we all know this is fake.

No woman can multitask like that..

[fucktheesshiz]

THIS WORKS???? i need to try it

[poopinmymouthilikeit]

i would like to see a girl version of this. it would be short as hell. she'd open the car door, see his prepubescent mustache, and go "no".

[TVbadazz]

Hey ladies? For your personal opinion, Should I try this with a girl? lol

[mollysangelique]

voor,jou,les,leuk,is,zoand,mad­e,a,great,fuck,i,say,rot,op,jy­,handjive,doe,het,zelf,je,hebt­,er,2

[lemike321]

I like that comment that she is coordinated.... I will add...

with the left hand... that makes her an amateur.. unless she's a lefty she then "wood" become a professional!

in any case, she's played her options good! lololol

[zeriul09]

fucking epic



[cooldaddyjames2814]

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[prettyreckless2700]

i would take the cheese burger option anyway lol

[granolanutpunch]

@prettyreckless2700 Wanna go out sometime?

[prettyreckless2700]

@granolanutpunch you gonna buy me a cheese burger ?

[granolanutpunch]

@prettyreckless2700 Shit yeah, I'll even trow in some fries and a milkshake.

[prettyreckless2700]

@granolanutpunch deal ;)

[granolanutpunch]

@prettyreckless2700 Lemme get my kilt and I'll be right over!

[prettyreckless2700]

@granolanutpunch cool, ill get everything ready

[granolanutpunch]

@prettyreckless2700 Good girl!

[TheAfroThunder1]

I bet she enjoyed that burger...

[olimac909]

DAMN THATS A TRUE WOMAN 100% SHE DO IT RIGHT

[anavol]

Dude this video was fuckin' brilliant

[LittleEman24]

Big girls need lovin too...

[rush1er]

Well the dinner part sounds fun... except when the waiter brought the bill I'd motion it over to her..... What? I thought women were like, liberated or someting. Bitch can at least buy me Spaghetti Bolognese and some Tirimisu for giving up all this dick! 4 1/2 inches is pretty big!(right?)

[SniperMaske]

Way too predictible. Still, the end was funny. :D

[redorgreenprod]

Least he was classy enough to give her In-n-Out! Thats legit!

[Miya902]

IN AN OUT BURGER!!! XD

[megadeth1056]

What does he get if he buys you a whole meal a three some.

[hitorisuko]

My morals tell me I don't want to be this girl, but knowledge of myself tells me I'd probably consider it...

[spiritking]

THAT

WAS

FUCKING

BRILLIANT!

[Kneleist]

he is a GOOOOOOOOOD

[1dopombalinho]

@Kneleist he is a good what?:)

[l3onusLife]

Dammit he needs to shave that mustache

[jeffreyswiderski]

Put the Cheeseburger down & use your mouth on his junk!

[artemis542]

@jeffreyswiderski hey man deal was for a handjob haha

[sayxahhb]

Multi-tasking nice.. lol

[LinkaleeLewis]

I'm a girl, and I'd do that... In-N-Out cheeseburgers, mmmmm...

[WhiteCheddarISbetter]

This guy's mustache is scaring me to death.

[mrteemumilto]

We could do all that, or...

[DubMazing]

This is why you always have to be honest.

[zahjiuy]

dam you forza motorsport 4

[iconsting]

I dont think burgers are meant to crunch like that...

[SaintAlia10191]

How bout give me a fucking handjob back, I can get my own cheeseburger.

[RiverOfGoodTime]

OMG! XD We should that with every date. Nya!

[BobsAutoRepair]

LOl...hilarious!

[elimacfly1]

Someone's been dating Tina Fey ...

[amorefly]

I would have taken the hamburger, got off the car, slammed the door, than told him to go fuck himself!

[xltheangellx]

@amorefly lol so would I

[Secretariat442]

@amorefly Have a sense of humor!

[amorefly]

@Secretariat442 In real life, no woman would actually do it.

[Secretariat442]

@amorefly Well, being a woman myself I agree... but it still is hilarious and made me laugh!!!!

[detroit4lyf]

@amorefly He probabaly would of driven off if you had been ON his car in the first place...?

[fredboyish]

@amorefly see she old



[1scruluse]

@amorefly No $hit. This isn't real. It's a joke.

[Xzamilloh]

@amorefly Wait, why would you be on the car in the first place?

[amorefly]

@Xzamilloh Right! I wouldn't xd!

[TungstenHexafluoride]

@amorefly You are a bitch.

[amorefly]

@TungstenHexafluoride And you are a piece of shit darling

[TungstenHexafluoride]

@amorefly How am i a piece of shit?

[LegionnaireEtrangere]

Hilarious yet shockingly true!

[acapulco214]

yawn.

[hideHYDEimcoming]

THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!

[pampamshoes]

When I'll be 30 ,I'll be fine with date!!help!!

[JozzyHBR]

Hey, it was an In N Out burger! I don't blame her

[novamist]

LOL

But as a straight woman, I can honestly say I'd tell him to go and fuck himself. And I'd take the hamburger with me just for good measure.

[SugarbabyLA]

This is actually funny, but in reality it shouldn't be haha. It's kinda sad if you think about it...

[artgonewrong]

Excellent Jedi mind trick...will have to try that this Friday night...

[LeviBulger]

Well that's because it was In-N-Out. Any other burger, and he's administering his own hand job on this night.

[rapingurchurches]

ah this brings me back to the many similar dates i had minus the hamburger through lol

[QueenMiata]

Ouch LMAO....again!

[QQuaeE]

the life without lies !!! :)))

[ederinho420]

haha, shes coordinated...

[1dopombalinho]

@ederinho420 Proof women really can multi task.

[mazwas]

@1dopombalinho lol

[turkchris]

Thats the deep mind fuck.

[fluffychan6000]

It's not just any cheese burger.....its in n out

[JayantKumarZ]

rofl........

[Urutan1]

looks like in 'n out burger <_<

[Kutittaa]

So fucking UNfunny... only a fucking assriddled little xbox live teen would laugh at this.

[cannedkitty]

@Kutittaa in a better world, this comment we be the most thumbs upped

[lasarahxox]

What a skank.

[ZeusTime]

Did anyone notice the car is like pink? lol

[metavash]

strange... my first date skipped to the hand job no questions asked. So have the other ones from then on. Ahhh, 2011

[Refuze2B4gotten]

That's an In-N-Out cheeseburger...I want that cheeseburger

[asdfrozen]

IN-N-OUT!

[daveyhurst]

My weekend date in a nutshell

[TheOmuur]

/face palm

[Donnoliel]

Oh god, I used to date that man......

[dreydrey452]

@Donnoliel ..i wudnt repeat tht...

[REALKuchikiByakuya]

ahhahaahha awesome

[Sm589558]

Lol

[TheNJPranks]

No Pickles..... :)

[Riverwulfe]

lol in-n-out

[IvanaBAlone]

well at least it is an in-n-out burger and not mcdonalds

[TheBlazinfury]

he mindfucked her into a hanjob nice

[ege1993]

@TheBlazinfury no shit

[chrisbary]

@TheBlazinfury haha

[PhoenyxxFaux]

lmfao

[wileib1]

Its so true...

[Pressthe8]

xD 

[Zivadin]

Instant subscription!

[MsAgnosticatheist]

Wow, and I was giving hand jobs out for free.

[L0cK3D0wN14]

this buddy knows whats up

[russelldrew]

Actually not THAT funny.

[doedicurus]

very funny. Is it just me or does this guy remind anyone of Robert Ben Garant?

[coloradowildflower1]

Why would an attractive woman even stay in the car with someone that douchey? This is total bullshit.

[BillSing]

@coloradowildflower1 

go get a sense of humor

[invadr1]

@coloradowildflower1 she's not hot.

[GeNeTiCModz]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

[ImmaURq]

in-n-out!!! <3 that place. i think i just told the youtube world where i live.

[kylem1112]

@ImmaURq You mean california?, 30,000,000 people live there.... I'm pretty sure no one would know where you lived, even if you said the city you live in.

[raisinsunn]

He just could just ask for more, the whole thing and that's a good deal !! Love it :-**

[FlavinBagel]

If I were in that girl's place the video would've been a whole lot shorter.

Guy: "In-N-Out burger for a handy?"

Me: "HELL YES!!! nom nom fap fap"

The end.

[thunderwolfmoon]

Could've been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.

[tomboyfimls28]

IN-N-OUT!!!!!!

[superjdk]

the first commercial for okcupid

[elfofhorror]

She looks exactly like my step-mom

[hanitac]

@elfofhorror lol

[VCY199]

LOL fuck all that fuss just get to the point XD

[kaitzi]

KitH did it better.

[nana0175]

HAHA TO HONEST AHHAH

[ALIroxCIA]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH XD Winsauce!

[gallegoserick]

Lol no pickles

[TheZlocka]

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA OMG . i just discovered TheSecondCityNetwork and it s hilarious!!!! i'm subscribeing

[kaitzi]

@TheZlocka Hahah really? I've heard it was absolute shit and this has just confirmed it.

[E2theWill]

Ahhhhh I love In N Out Burger!!! I might do that for one of those, haha

[vi867]

omg! anyone else flashback to Don't Be A Menace? "I got dese cheezburgers mannnn, listen, I suck YO DICK" lmaooo

[nayners]

I've never had In-N-Out :(((

[awarenessis]

She knows where the 'pickle' is.

[Venslor]

I'd do far worse for in & out.

[henryforton]

I take just the hand job and 5 bucks yeeeahhh

[Smaugworks]

lmao

[MissWoodsCommaElle]

Haha they're making fun of Life As We Know It

[njsdaredevil]

Umm, yes!

[delphicdemise]

So that's why it's called In-N-Out.

[bunnyhop212]

I'd probably take the cheeseburger and hit him in the nuts

[calmdowngaga]

Free Cheeseburger...win.

[flightlessphoenix]

Take the burger and RUN!



[sassy2021]

I want a burger now..

[13Munnymaker]

lmaoooooooo

[xxxindierockerxxx]

Woman:Easy way to get a cheeseburger!

Man: Damn, i wonder what she'd do for a klondike bar?

(following the highest comments)

[YourFailedAttempt]

Cheeseburger wins that round

[lawninja]

It was In-n-Out. Totally worth it.

[MrDude904]

@lawninja hell yeah bro. i love In-n-Out!

[MelissaTicky]

that is my kind of date... if only ...

[raisinsunn]

@MelissaTicky Hey Mell ru4real? if only what??

[MelissaTicky]

@raisinsunn If only i could score a cheeseburger on a date.

Also, yes i am real, why are you asking if i am real?

[raisinsunn]

@MelissaTicky Take a wild guess, why should I ask?!

You're invited to have a cheeseburger!! I buy you a cheeseburger, a diner in a restaurant or a hotel, or a trip to the Province, realy nice relax. In short, good staff, real treat, so are you into it?

[MelissaTicky]

@raisinsunn Sounds impressive and pleasant but you and i live far apart and well, you just asked me out on youtube and that might not be the best place for this type of social interaction.

Thank you though, very flattered.

[bridgesnpeanutbutter]

In-n-out!

[katherineshere1]

...more like completely awkward first date....

[MegaCruz98]

LOL

[20MrBigmac]

I would like to eat her hambuger