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  • *puts in wave pool*

    infinite power.

  • who else though of a dildo

  • Well, it's 3 years gone and I haven't seen anything about these yet

  • It's a gigantic dildo.

  • Well every idea we have came up with so far to make energy always has a negative effect, so don't go bashing just cause of a few flaws you find(everything has flaws).  But it seems like with a little bit more tweaking it could be efficient and a good idea, prehaps even cost efficient...who knows.

  • this is worse than the windmill idea! its been prooven that where large scale windmill farms are, the force of the wind is slowly dying down... although its a very natural idea, its not long term. could happen to the waters as well.. i dont know full biology of water, but the same idea is there... if wind will slowly die down, wouldnt oceans currents slow down as well?

  • @thaBoooooogerMan Got a cite for that? All I know about wind power is that I've lived reasonably close to a large scale wind farm for about 20 years now... And it's still windy as F*** here.

  • @Inigo93

    i didnt say the wind went down drastically. jjust not as strong as when windmill farms first began. i dont have a site. just word of mouth from a very reliable professor at my college

  • dildo

  • gotta love the too, completely opposite top comments

  • Ehm.. o:

  • Made me think... Hmmm...

  • How did I end up here?

  • Why the hell an i watching this. WHO AM I> Lol

  • @VvTechHelpZz lolwut XD

  • Dildo.

  • that is one big sperm ,

  • this whole video is a thats what she said joke just waiting to happen

  • my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

  • Results are "promising"? What does that mean? It's an interesting engineering toy story, but how practical? How much power does it/could it generate, at what cost/area? What is the energy density produced per sq. meter?

  • rubbersnake, bulge, tube, grow, bigger so many jokes so little space...

  • the way out of global warming in legalizing marijuana

  • i feel a little inadvertent

  • its long and black

  • giant mermaid dildo?

  • so a big rubber penis is the future of power...

  • The snake is perfect, but why not run a smaller tube to shore to run the generators, where they can more easily be maintained, and replaced when necessary - and probably last longer?

  • There is so many other way to create energy and more efficient too! just a waste of tax payers dollars.

  • Totally looks like a dick. Science is gay.

  • @SixtehNien Says the person who is using a computer, lights, stove, medical science, phone, telecommunications, WAN networks. You must be sciences sex toy then,

  • @DemonAMVs Was a joke kiddo. Get over yourself.

  • @SixtehNien You call me a kid after you made an immature joke, thats rich.

  • @DemonAMVs I called you a kid because you're being so sensitive about something I was making fun of others for typing. Get over yourself kiddo.

  • fukin videos omfg looks like penis

  • But how is this suppose to help me get an erection or stop my hair loss? Science you've failed us all again.

  • GIANT PENIS!!!!

  • SPERM

  • penis

    

  • The Oil companies are trying their best to stop free energy ideas from spreading to common people.

    We need to put an end to this corruption ,start generating your own electricity now.

    Look for the LT MAGNET MOTOR in youtube video search. Join the Revolution!!

  • wow this is science

  • or we could ad windmills at the top of cars...

  • wow!

  • This is the most stupid fucking thing, I have ever seen.

  • @togimogi how is it at all stupid?

  • @togimogi it works tho?

  • @togimogi I'm assuming this claim is justified by your PhD in energy generation and mechanical engineering?

  • lolz, each wave squeezes the tube and produces a bulge XD

  • did anyone ever try gamma rays into solar plates to generate power o.O

  • PINGAS

  • Hey I told them they weren't allowed to tape me swimming!

  • PENIS!

  • PENIS!HOLY SHIT!

  • mine could make those movements but usually mine shrink when its under cold water.

  • this is fuckin stupid

  • @lane83180 lol.. yep.

  • Oh God, you're setting off my turbine!

  • lol you got me at rubber snake.

    anaconda, ahahah

    squeezes the rubber hahahaha

  • there are cables at the other end that connect to a terrestrial power plant

  • So with these wave farms, essentially, how will we be collecting energy, since the only attachment I saw was on the opposite end of the turbine. Will there be people who go out and, say monthly, harvest the batteries?

  • well theoretically it would be like a modern water powered turbine, connected to power lines that carry the power to the masses.

    there are no batteries involved with energy producing turbines

  • "there are no batteries involved with energy producing turbines"

    There is also usually a a method of gathering the electricity. The turbine in this system is opposite the tether, so unless there is an internal cord to bring it back to the tether, and a further cord to bring it back to some centralized place, where it's redistributed directly, batteries are the only real alternative currently.

  • good point.

    i really like this idea

  • they r attached to a wire dumb dumb

  • " they r attached to a wire dumb dumb"

    I figured that out, thank you for trying anway.

    My problem is that there doesn't seem to be much of a use commercially, unless it's as a "refueling station" for the ships bound out in the ocean.

    Wires have little resistance, but over the distances involved (since these will have to be fairly far out or they will become another boater problem) there will be a measurable loss. So, wires from the "snake" isn't exactly a great solution.

  • @Cyrathil

    ahh, i see where ur coming at. good point

  • How do I invest in this?

  • who wants to bet on the oil companies buying this patent the second its out?...then never using it.

  • the pulses build up in speed until the generator climaxes with a large burst of energy....

  • it looks like a gigant cock .... -.- and if i waz swiming it wuld scare me shitless

  • id suck it. LOL

  • imagine swimming it to one of those

    i would have a heart attack

  • bahaha.....i'm speechless...

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  • looks more like a breeding ground for mermaids lol

  • 666

  • looks like a dick xDDDDDD

  • 666 ratings O_O kewl

  • I knew i could find graphic sexual content on youtube.

    I knew black people would find a way to dominate water sports....now all they need is a heated ice rink.

    I knew a clue...

  • how about the cost?

  • looks like one metal easter egg: .10 cents.

    One xl black condom: .55 cents.

    water to electric motor: 2000 dollars.

    the ability to make electricity with an easter egg and condom...priceless.

  • Wonderful phallic technology! :D

  • haha

  • You wouldn't be able to get the women out of the water ! Even some guys for that matter .

  • I hope i'm proven wrong, but i doubt this technology will ever be launched large scale.

  • you know they say that this chics voice is a voice from a man who fucked up hm in a crazy scientist wayyyyyyy

  • The problem with using the sea is maintainance. Seaweed will cling to the tubes and alter the flexibility, eventually creating a wave that is no longer synchrone with the sea. Salty water is also corosive.

  • @hetepatat there are coatings now in use on the hulls of boats and on fish farm nets that repell growth. Mainteanance can be done by a trawler type of a ship periodically going out and running the lenght of the snake, lifting it up section by section, cleaning, patching up, replacing sections. The material chosen should de cheap to replace, even recycle. All in all a briliant idea.

  • @hetepatat Clearly they need to make rubber snakes that shed their skin periodically and eat seaweed.

  • as she says, " in the wwuuhhh-taaarr"

  • Such a tiny threat

  • It looks like a dil-

    Nah, I'm not gonna go that far...

  • looks like my penis

  • What a load of crap !

    And THIS is supposed to replace gasoline!

    Good grief !

  • no.. not gasoline you hick

  • What is it supposed to replace, exactly? I believe it is supposed to replace electricity; however, which electricity specifically? What exactly is this supposed to be powering?

  • So, not believing in the pretend global warming hype makes me a hick?

    Oh please enlighten me, oh mightier than me in your own mind!

  • yes it does and it doesnt replace electricity it generates it....

  • for what? surely not a large city?

  • on a large enough scale it could.

  • Then, on a scale that large, it would block all shipping and the economy would come to a hault there.

    Nothing like this works.

  • thats why you put them not in a place where ships come in ... and the economy is fucked anyway lol, maby time for a change

  • You HAVE to put them near a coastal city. Otherwise the resistance of the distance will negate what little power is supposedly generated

    This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.

  • please stop talking.. u dont know anything

  • Thats exactly why you youtube geek

  • please stop talking, you dont know anything

  • oh you want a piece of splendid?!!? is that what ur saying??!!!

  • Not that you are able to even back that up.

    what I am saying is:

    Please stop talking, you dont know anything!

  • big mistake my friend.... HUGE

  • And?

  • i know where you live

  • And?

  • and im naked

  • +1 point to splendid!

  • And your a flying fucking faggot.

  • Global warming is a myth created so that Al Gore can feel important. Most of the so called "evidence" that supports it has been proven to be false. The temperature increase peaked in 1998 and has been steadily decreasing since. Actual science works better than lies.

  • yeah... you are the problem...

  • bogus...

  • yes ... yes it does

  • So, I'm supposed to drive around with a rubber snake on top of my car?

    This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

  • it looks like a sperm...haha

  • April fools?

  • hmmm wonder if they modified it and made it push like a big cylinder an actuator kidna thing but then again never mind, as it would need to be in shallow waters

  • That is awesome! I hope the rubber doesn't kill the ocean.

  • Does sharks attack stuff like this ?

  • I wonder if they do? Does the noise generated by the system send whales out of their orbits?

  • Still not as much as we do.

  • truth

  • Psh...mine's bigger...

  • asome

  • OMG! wat if a tsunami went trough one of the snakes...earth will be powered for years!!!

  • wa have antigravity magnetig motors and vortex maschiens

  • Man, that's a pretty cool new concept for generating electricity.

  • what hapens if there is a leak and the energy goes into the water will all the fishies die

  • um... no, the SALTWATER int he tube will be released, not the electricity

  • i found a wayy better one to use soo yeha forget werid voice chick i'm going with hott sweaty deep voice man!!!!

  • her voice is kinda werid........ sounding but....... i'm still like it i'm gonna use it for my report!! teehee:P

  • this is pretty interesting now ino wat to use for my report!

  • wouldnt it just b easyer and beter to just put a turbine

  • Thats the way they do it now.

    But its a problem with fish i think.

  • god dam fish

  • Really cool, but can it supply an entire nation with the power it needs?

  • is it possible to shock like the WHOLE ocean?

  • No. Do all the fish in a lake die when a lightning bolt hits it? Think about it.

  • excelent news

  • thats so cool!

  • Fantastic invention! This is total clean energy!!!

  • One more reason snakes are awesome! Look at the ideas they give us!

  • khakaa in the ocean. Khakhaaaaaaaaa!!!

  • wow that's really cool, I hope someday in the future will have the technology to live under water.

  • If you don't care why the hell did you watch this video?

  • what if a great white gets a hold of 1 of these things?!!

  • ZAP! lol!

  • Barbecue shark probably, and anyway, its only one of the snakes.

  • cool shhhhtuffffff

  • The way it's set up the "anaconda" will turn just like a flag in the wind. You could call it "Going with the flow." lol

  • what if the wave goes other way and goes to the opposite end, away from the turbine.

  • good point

  • if you look in the animation only one end is attached to the sea floor, the "snake" will then pivot like a windsock when the wave energy direction changes

  • WOW! Now thats a very interesting way of generating power!

  • hahahaha excited it are you?? bet yer really wet right now ahahahah, (dunno why yer gettn thumbs down that was really funny wat you said)

  • Grow up.

  • enough with the fucking dildo comments. Grow up a little. it is a cool piece of technology.

  • hahaha fucking dildo ahahaha

  • Dude, what are you smoking and where can I get some?

  • bahahahaaaaa

  • so everything will be powered by giant water dildos in the future

  • lol it appears so.