Rollercoaster Tycoon MASSACRE - 1,800 DEAD

[jingo587]

This is how I evacuated one of my parks when I had to fix it. It was like RCT death march, and whoever got lost drowned. Good times.

[gsmith1997]

I like how the park rating is 0. "We hit rock bottom. Time to go to plan b. Wipe then out.

[wvhb44beardog]

I just find it funny how they died in a cross. (inb4thereligioushate)

[patrickgamer]

nice cross

[E3tiger]

rip

[Ratiosu539]

Balloons

Drowning guests

Green sleeves

Now please excuse me while I do this.

[FunkyOrangePandas]

Christmas Music???

[CoatedTrout]

Gives me an idea.

[MeepleMeerkat]

Never forget...

[Kyoublify]

@MeepleMeerkat Never forget.. Guest 602 and Guest 16

[pikanoob]

were they supposed to form a cross?

[MattyDienhoff]

haha, the balloons floating up into the atmosphere at the end is a nice touch.

[px851]

I call bullshit, 1800 people and not a SINGLE ONE can swim!

:3

[iAmTheGuySometimes]

@px851 They were stuck in the roller-coasters seats I guess.

[BluBoulzor]

Awesome.

[EnderDio]

haha I used to spend hours doing this

[omfgzhax]

Wow... a camcorder really?

[hizzlemafizzle]

easily one of the funniest things I've seen on tube

[ODSTAlpha]

Needed an evil laugh right at the end. IMO.

[Kni7es]

Truly worthy of a feudal theme park lord.

[Hypercamera]

Was this filmed on potato ?

[PMcMonty]

noone can swim

[Killer9ss]

R.I.P.

[Tsukasa009]

The ballooons.... so haunting!!

[TheRealPowerHour]

Sooo many noobs.

[E3tiger]

rip



[Jericho92Gamer]

YOU... MONSTER!!!

[Android8675]

I'm sorry, but ever hear of fraps.com?

[EpicFilipinoGuy]

Pictured: The Annual outing of the "People who can't swim" support group.

[Astafar13]

Do people not know about Fraps or something? Every time I see some asshole holding a camera up to his monitor, I want to kill a baby.

[acidic947]

@Astafar13 If you have a bad computer, you could suffer massive frame rate issues from running fraps

[Darvviin]

The Tool song Learn to swim comes to mind.

[teethman15]

Do they get refunded on their ticket prices?

[TiggyTidal]

The wadsworth constant has been properly applied

[spoot0590]

quick pop all the balloons!

[krunamey]

YOU MONSTER! YOU EVIL TERRIBLE MURDERER

[Mybaconbull]

wadsworth's constant applies I guess

[davetownersville]

wut

[Smorgrel]

Greensleeves



[L0stC1ty]

What's the name of this beautiful song?

[HedjaHead]

@L0stC1ty Greensleeves. It's a classic.

[Ph7uX]

Religion is the cancer of society.

[jebaird81]

@Ph7uX No, I believe it is jackasses like you making totally irrelevant comments.

[Ph7uX]

@jebaird81 jebaird81 is the cancer of humanity.

[Zakkday]

In the name of all that is computer, learn to use FRAPS.

[xpivx]

Wadsworth constant applies.

[DyslexicTurtleFilms]

Balloons take to the skys and 1800 die in a crusifix formation. Well done.

[undergroundedgamer]

You always need to keep one alive to tell the story...

[DJJussRight]

wadsworth constant applies.

[Kimmicatteacups]

That's the second most depressing rendition of green sleeves I've ever heard.

[SirPhilby101]

I died a little inside...

[MOHtier1FTW]

We've all done this before, in a sense.

[tm1rbrt]

Don't record your monitor with a camcorder....

[SeNsaToR]

The zoom in on the balloons cracked me the fuck up.

[DarkgreenXatu]

lol why am i laughing? LOLOOLOL

[SimComProductions]

We are from Reddit. (Some of us) come in peace.

[Rdick13]

why can no one swim in this video game!?!? Who were they're parents!?!?

[ganonforce]

@Rdick13 their also most people cant swim.

[Pressondude]

why is it playing the hymn "what child is this?"

[s00perpig]

Greatest video I have seen in a long time. Love the music.

[DestroAnt]

The water isn't even that deep, im pretty sure at least 1500 could survive if they stand on the pile of the other 500 dead bodies.

[UncleBugface]

@DestroAnt where'd you learn to do math?

[DestroAnt]

@UncleBugface Now i feel like a dumbass thanks a lot :(

[UncleBugface]

;)



[rgchingy]

The balloons at the end make it festive.

[TheOriginalTXTiki]

CAN NO ONE SWIM IN ROLLER COASTER TYCOON?!?!

[Thimmet]

Not a nice way to start the day crying my heart out. Why did you remind me of this horrible event ?

[goldman601]

Wadsworth constant applies

[buddyboombotz2]

@goldman601 Perfectly in fact.

[ineedyourclothes]

Oh reddit...

[tnguyen206]

is this a 9/11 reference i don't get it?

[mongoose1138]

Titanic flashback...

[c0n0risme]

this video sucks  asshole! play an rpg why dont you dick@@@

[UsTube]

wadsworths constant. that is all

[T0xinCF]

Old memories <3

[JagannathMxO]

It makes a cross! Adorable!

[xBICYCLEx]

They couldn't swim? Weird. They didn't look black to me.

[oldman32123]

we've all don't it.

[Stuff180]

The zoom on the balloons at the end was a nice touch.

[Froschsenki]

HASTE, HASTE TO BRING HIM LAUD, THE BABE, THE SON OF MARY

[linosstari]

anyone find it eerie that they died in the shape of a cross?

[Tradleon]

Anyone who did NOT do this was not playing the game properly.

[HilroyHartley]

None of the could swim?

[JONmanIStheBEST]

the good old days

[imWELCOMEGOHOMEbitch]

This is a great version of Greensleeves

[dominationdelegation]

YOU MONSTER!!

At least they won't be puking in your park anymore



[Mach5GamingClan]

their hopelessly drowning bodies make a Cross. RIP

[Linkzcap]

1/24 never forget

[PropheticAnomaly]

The shot of the balloons at the end was a nice touch.

[rt01493]

I guess you could say...

It never "crossed" their mind to float

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[EpicPh4ilure]

I like how they formed a cross in the water

[bfeezey]

This video makes some things I've done in RC look tame. Kinda pissed that when a guest dies you don't get all the money they had on them. Am I a bad person?

[GovernmentAgentJym13]

The music is lovely.

[rykukatei]

Love the part where it turns into a cross...

[thomasthuyaaung]

@rykukatei a cross from where?

[barelycertain]

@thomasthuyaaung

you deserve a medal

[flanch666]

YOU! MONSTER!

[garrettsomers]

Greensleeves was a nice touch. Bravo.

[DarkStar5736]

R.I.P.

You will be missed balloons.

[Laylie007xc]

oh my gosh, there are so many things right in this video. Greensleeves playing, the cross shape, the balloons, just perfect! XD

[pimpnho420]

Classic example of having far too much spare time.

[LycandersAim]

@pimpnho420 Says the person browsing reddit.

[MrThatwentwell]

omg how did you do this?

[cemeloks]

12 people knew how to swim

[Phaillanx99]

never forget

[xhogzilla88]

Holy shit they drown in the shape of a cross.

[tmlkrs]

Anyone else waiting for him to pop the balloons?

[kurono8610]

OMG this video is so strong for me. Thats not funny, poor kids :''(

[FreebassFM]

That's a lot of Kool-Aid.

[klaptrap]

Greensleeves.

[JuxNova]

HOLY FUCK BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YUR SOME KIND OF LIKE SERIAL KILLER OR SOETHIGM WOW

[alfyman2081]

@JuxNova lol



[SlayyerDragon]

They made a cross, lol.

[RammaThorne20]

R.I.P. Dad :( you will be missed

[ilovesims24ever11]

@RammaThorne20 which one was your dad?

[Pokeman1280]

mass murder!

[Kawarukia]

This is not funny. I actually knew number 978 and he was a good man with two kids and a wife. She went to the amusement field and never came back. Now I know why.

[TheScottishFrisbee]

I like maths. in about 2 square meters of water 1795 guests drowned. that's 897.5 people Per Square Meter . On RCT everyone is pretty small, say 1.5 metres. 2x1x1.5 is 3. in 3 cubic Metres there were 1795 guests. Thats about 600 people per cubic meter or 6 people per square centimetre. if they each weigh about 140 pounds, thats 840 pounds per square centimetre or about 140 pounds per square inch. Basically the density of people is nearly 300 denser than cast iron. lol

[Blueguyrock]

Its like the titanic all over again! D:

[XxCrAzYAzNxX4]

excellent accompanying song

[XxDaWnMoDxX]

I knew number 746.

[NDK0]

Awww I was rooting for that last one!



[mewantspocky]

Thats actually pretty scary =[

[Fonzersbox]

lol flesh cross

[xxmentalladxx]

LMFAO AT THE LAST SCENE !

[BeretsAreSexy]

THERE IS AN RCT JESES

[simplyGAGAmatic]

and now in memory of the fallen victims, release the balloons!!!!

[yankeefan175]

this is so awesome

[thomasking2000]

they made a cross lol

[markflack]

Heehee... Brilliant!!!

[ThomasBlithe]

It's surprising to see that out of almost 1800 people none of them know how to swim.

[r3m8o1]

@ThomasBlithe idiot thats what they just said :S

[TacPool]

they made a cross thats the scary part.

[irei1as]

I like to think the ones couldn't swim grabbed the legs of the ones that could, making them both to die.

The ones that last longer were good swimmers but they had like 10 people holding their legs trying to selfishly save their own life.

[WorldPhuckinChamps08]

omg, a cross. wow. god. jeebus.

[Doughnutsareyummy1]

It is a sign from god, HE IS REAL

[ClubBangerTV]

WHOA they formed into the crucification cross..... creepy.

[ftbotcheese]

THE HORROR!

[iiD1viN3]

I love how they all formed a cross

[provoko]

awesome video!

[tourental]

Swimming school would've been good

[Antildo]

where i can find this song, i mean this version of greensleeves

[GrinchandMax]

I hope you don't reproduce

[raysanchez2003]

its a cross?

[t20stewartfanjg]

did anyone notice it was in the shape of a cross?

[lilprplebnny]

1, wats the name of the song, and whos it by, i know its a christmas song, but this is like all sullen and sad sounding which is cool.

2. ive done this before ^_^

3.And just how ironic that they all form a cross from their last dying breaths...

[darkmeta999]

@lilprplebnny "What Child Is This?"

[RickenbackerBeatles]

@lilprplebnny The Melody being played in "Greensleeves," whcih with lyrics is commonly known as "What Child is This?" The reason it sounds so somber is because it is written in a minor key.

[mewantspocky]

so sad D:

[theamazingcheezit]

Dude, they formed a cross!

[wingbull2009]

You were sinking the cross!

[oklahomasooners121]

That was awesome

[MrDavyCrocket]

Can thay not swim?

[KingofSims84]

why does the park inspector stay in your park all the time? hes a slap head and over evaluates

[RibbonBangles]

em... i think u need to see someone cause u have problems... sick problems... sick sick problems

[schank111222]

Two words: Screen Capturer and why is it christmas music?

[Gaultimatepwnge3000]

yay ballons

[SeestabatistaDREW]

how'd they form a cross?? Wierd

[Astronout07]

pooooor people i can still hear em: Help ! im drowning

[crazyknexkid]

bloob bloob howd u get em to form a cross lol also it was funny how the guest count like rapidly decreased...

[mastertegm]

dude u got some problems

[Tropicanaman2]

u shuda made a swastica

[ptsofauthority555]

if you pull up the land under them when they're drowning, then they drown IN the land

[AmazingBBallShots]

good call

[wolverinedawg24]

Haha, very well done video.

[Nightmarejes]

they form a cross!? lolz

[Dyylllllaannnnn]

that was sick how they formed a cross

[jjanggukin]

farewell!

[AStarUK]

lolzor

[larewwedxhhh19]

1,795 people and none of them knew how to swim?

[ExtraChill]

ohh america

[sonson161]

@larewwedxhhh19 only roller coaster tycoon 3&4 peeps know how to swim