I swear i fucking hate this bitch..I probably killed her then started a new file and killed her again..then started another file..i hate girls that fucking dress like man and thugs and act all manly..rockstar better not create another denis in gta 5 or im going to go crazy...i hate fucking girl-men from the ghetto with bagggy pants and a rude attitude..dont create another one or im going to end up in the mental hospital ..im so pissed.
@97kevinhuanle you find them in random places in the game. havent played san andreas in ages so i dont remember but the asian one in san fierro is in the driving school im pretty sure.
I eventually killed Denise lol. I kept doing the dating thing and after every date it would say my progress was going down lol. I think you can only pick her up for dates at night. So I'd be in the middle of a gang war during the daytime and it said my progress with her was dropping. So I picked her up, drove the car into the middle of no where past the train tracks, killed her, and disposed of the car by blowing it up with a rocket launcher. Then I flew away on the jetpack lol.
@AlaskanWildernessMan I totaly forgot about her! I finshed the whole game without her.. And heard on radio losantos that she wanted me, So i came back just to find out she was like Oh no fuck you
@tmanjr968 OMG IKr i hate them they always kill my gf's so onetime i got so pissed of i shot at one for 1 hour staright and whenever i saw one i shot them to death :L
I went out with Denise once or twice after saving her and that was it.
Too much s*** going on in Los Santos to keep a relationship.
She was annoying, all clingy and such and always nags me when I'm in LS. Even got Julio on Radio Los Santos calling out for CJ in case he's listening.
I admire her passion for hating Ballas, doing drive bys and all but she wasn't my type. I prefer Millie the BDSM loving girl and Katie the cute nurse with the health plan of keeping your weapons if you're wasted.
Theres a place called Clucken Cock down at Santa Maria Beach
Also I have 2,423,142 cash also Super Gt's suck if you want A NICE car type in the code for faster cars then get a Turismo there fast as hell and look ALOT better than that fag Super Gt
Cock a doodle doo it's time for chickin'! Cock a doodle doo it's time for a feast! Eat a 90 piece bucket you can tell.... hes' been to cluckin bell! The chicken is a bird with a tiny brain, So we assume he doesn't feel any pain We shrink their heads and we breed 'em fast, six wings ,forty breasts, then their gassed, :D Cock a doodle doo we're psychotic crazies, Cock a doodle doo factory farming's insane, We denied it before l our stock price fell, Come down to cluckin bell!
The graphics , the telephone , internet , dating , new combat system , taxi , walking into rooms , ... those new things are really awesome dude in GTA IV
thats all u gotta do 2 a hood rat. take'em 2 mcdonalds, let'em get a couple mcnuggets in they system and take'em home and lay that pipe. then don't call'em no more!!!!
Took out the Hot Coffee for that scene. Man hopefully the game is fun once I'm finish downloading it. Any1 here still plays the game online. I wanted to try it but was busy with other games.
when doing burning desire the mission to get denise robinson as a girlfreind '
when i take her home she gets to the door says 'cya later Cj' turns around and steals a car gets in a fist fight with a grove street gangster and dies then i cant move
Well, yes and no...In one mission you put house on fire and rescue Denise, which you start dating. There are other girls too, those you can date after you unlock area where they are.
this is a mod ??
Origamek 2 days ago
I swear i fucking hate this bitch..I probably killed her then started a new file and killed her again..then started another file..i hate girls that fucking dress like man and thugs and act all manly..rockstar better not create another denis in gta 5 or im going to go crazy...i hate fucking girl-men from the ghetto with bagggy pants and a rude attitude..dont create another one or im going to end up in the mental hospital ..im so pissed.
presstrigga 2 weeks ago
Lol ive forgotten how rediculous this game was
AnAtreyu534 4 weeks ago
lol the weather looks like end of the world xD
CJHornster00 1 month ago
@CJHornster00 lol the last fuck before the end of the world
Demonical100 1 month ago
And I really thought that Denise must make some fine coffee cause the two enjoy themselves so much... :DD
kodoku42 3 months ago
what is that music that plays when you go to a restaurant with her
spirit69warrior 4 months ago
Can someone upload the music when you are in an eatery with your GF?
burnmehdown214 5 months ago
@burnmehdown214 I know right. Ill try to upload it . give me a few days
spirit69warrior 4 months ago
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@burnmehdown214 I know right. Ill try to upload it . give me a few days
spirit69warrior 4 months ago
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@burnmehdown214 I know right. Ill try to upload it . give me a few days
spirit69warrior 4 months ago
BULLET WASTEERRRR!!!
sofabulous201612 5 months ago
Question: Does Hot Coffee do anything for your relationship with your girlfriend or is it useless?
rLOVEutionFor2012 7 months ago
@rLOVEutionFor2012 It does, ehm XD
Coldovea 6 months ago
why screen red? why? why? why?
FaizPoerwita09 8 months ago
EPIC DATING MUSIC!
kotzpenner 8 months ago
@Simmala122 Red Light District lol
almere113 8 months ago
Why is it red?!?!
simmala122 9 months ago
la noire, red dead redemption will beat the crap out of this
timocoolful 10 months ago
Guys Please reply to this. When i try fuck denise it says she wants u in for cofee and i know that shit. But how i get INSIDE and fuck her?
sweden900 10 months ago
GTA SA-100%
GTA IV-50%
NICKZARIC 11 months ago
@NICKZARIC will you still be with san andreas when theres la noire , agent , and gta 5
timocoolful 10 months ago
2:32
1lincolnweather 11 months ago
What is the name of this tune 1:39 - 1:51 ????
120819940 11 months ago
0:29 OVERKILL!!!!
ScreamoGuy123 1 year ago
how can you start dating her?
willclakify 1 year ago
@willclakify You must do the mission 'burning desire' and then you see in your map.
but she can not in her house.
SimbaxFan 1 year ago
I have only Denise and Millie as Girlfriends. how do I get the other 4?
Also, Denise breaks up with me after my last save, so It will still go down, and I can't do anything about it.
What happens if you kill a girlfriend or they break up, can you get them back?
97kevinhuanle 1 year ago
@97kevinhuanle you find them in random places in the game. havent played san andreas in ages so i dont remember but the asian one in san fierro is in the driving school im pretty sure.
FuLLBl00dStuNNa 1 year ago
@97kevinhuanle No, once you kill them. They are history. I hope this helped.
Realdeal232005 11 months ago
@Realdeal232005
SHIT
Millie's dead...
97kevinhuanle 11 months ago
can u date more than one cuz i use cheats on ps2
Chancely123456789 1 year ago
how got you that aim???
sayidboss 1 year ago
jeez am I the only girl that plays this game???
BlueShadez101 1 year ago
@BlueShadez101 NOPE. Im a girl and I play! :)
GoodSingingChick92 1 year ago
@BlueShadez101 been a GTA fan since I was 11 =)
ashlygirl1234 1 year ago
@BlueShadez101 nah, some chicks in ma school play it. unfortunately they all ugly.
GodzillaXAbudAwwal 1 year ago
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Lilin1989 1 year ago
@Lilin1989 hell knows
GodzillaXAbudAwwal 1 year ago
@GodzillaXAbudAwwal wtf ae u talking about
Lilin1989 1 year ago
@Lilin1989 doesnt matter wuz responding to your removec comment
GodzillaXAbudAwwal 1 year ago
@BlueShadez101 Nope
Lilin1989 1 year ago
lmao i love this the way you kill the ballas is straight hilarious
GSmash5 1 year ago
I eventually killed Denise lol. I kept doing the dating thing and after every date it would say my progress was going down lol. I think you can only pick her up for dates at night. So I'd be in the middle of a gang war during the daytime and it said my progress with her was dropping. So I picked her up, drove the car into the middle of no where past the train tracks, killed her, and disposed of the car by blowing it up with a rocket launcher. Then I flew away on the jetpack lol.
AlaskanWildernessMan 1 year ago 20
@AlaskanWildernessMan Lmao! I got Her Killed IN! the gang War,And then I rode Off In My Moster Truck That I was Drivebying Ballas In!
enteralif 1 month ago 2
@AlaskanWildernessMan Lol Thats pretty funny :D Imma try that :D
Caseyyize 1 month ago
@AlaskanWildernessMan I totaly forgot about her! I finshed the whole game without her.. And heard on radio losantos that she wanted me, So i came back just to find out she was like Oh no fuck you
jm42fun 1 month ago
hahaha! 3:22 NUTSHOT!!
snoball133 1 year ago
wat i dont get is u can see wat u do in san andreas but gta 4 u cant
RAYZiLa97 1 year ago
haha "you ain't got no VD in there, do you bitch?"
omgitshideous 1 year ago
is this ps2?
arhamiq 1 year ago
yes it is
RAYZiLa97 1 year ago
BIG SMOKE KILLED DENISE CAN I GET HER BACK IF ANYONE KNOWS PLEASE POST IF NO RIP DENISE IF YES MAKE A VIDEO
louisvercetti 1 year ago
hahah ur killing ballas at way back hahahhahah
Kevinhoo50 1 year ago
cockadoodledo one of those words has something denise will suck!
KevinLuhrs 1 year ago
3:24 HOW WAS THAT ?
ninten80230 1 year ago
I'm a Rusty Brown donut eatin' gangsta!
gtasahomo 1 year ago
your computer is verry slow 1:27/1:40
meto402 1 year ago
@meto402
HAhahahahahahaha is the ps2/3 version no pc
SUP3RP3DR0L1V3 1 year ago
i kinda think the ps2 version looks better than pc
nunucpt 1 year ago
I make a question with which program you recorded it?
losmisteriosdelgtasa 1 year ago
i miss CJ, my most fav, character in GTA series
kenapa1234 1 year ago
lol 3:23 shooting him in the dick then bringing out the flame thrower to torch his body. This guy is awesome!
NigarT 1 year ago
man Denise was my favorite girl. Every date we went on we fucked.She got ran over by a balla.I shot the fuck out of him with my bazuka and smg.
tmanjr968 2 years ago 6
how i fuck her??
yomegayo 2 years ago
@yomegayo hahaha! with the X O X O
diluted86 1 year ago
I guess that was the end of that relationship huh, what a beautiful loe story though.
TheLastRainyDay 1 year ago
@tmanjr968 OMG IKr i hate them they always kill my gf's so onetime i got so pissed of i shot at one for 1 hour staright and whenever i saw one i shot them to death :L
Caseyyize 1 month ago
this dude is stupid y would u waste bullets on a dude when hes dead and still shoot him!
natisawsome1 2 years ago
he had lots of bullets still
zombis667 1 year ago
Cause it's fun and just a game.
TheLastRainyDay 1 year ago
what the song if you bad date
lordmerijn2 2 years ago
FUCKING CRAP
Powerslave97dm 2 years ago
GTA SA PART 2 PLZ!!!!!
FARTY12W 2 years ago
I went out with Denise once or twice after saving her and that was it.
Too much s*** going on in Los Santos to keep a relationship.
She was annoying, all clingy and such and always nags me when I'm in LS. Even got Julio on Radio Los Santos calling out for CJ in case he's listening.
I admire her passion for hating Ballas, doing drive bys and all but she wasn't my type. I prefer Millie the BDSM loving girl and Katie the cute nurse with the health plan of keeping your weapons if you're wasted.
FortitudeOfHeaven 2 years ago 3
Damn son! You mafia all in one! lol!
MegaHootowl 2 years ago
Cheat: Traffic is Fast Cars
During game play press UP, L1, R1, UP, RIGHT, UP, X, L2, X, L1
ilovegames4you 2 years ago
Theres a place called Clucken Cock down at Santa Maria Beach
Also I have 2,423,142 cash also Super Gt's suck if you want A NICE car type in the code for faster cars then get a Turismo there fast as hell and look ALOT better than that fag Super Gt
ilovegames4you 2 years ago
@ilovegames4you: oh yeah i have an infernus which is the fastest car in the game that will make the turismo look like it's going 5 miles per hour
Callofduty499 1 year ago
Plays the PS2, this?
nnnikke 2 years ago
what happens when you get up all the progress
Skater6nation 2 years ago
you can fuck with her.
Latvietis96 2 years ago 2
@Skater6nation she gives u a pimp suit
ridwan24 1 year ago
just started playing GTASA again. Way more entertaining than #4. Granted the graphics of #4 are unamatched... something about gtasa is addictive
78SilverBronco 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
more sex lol
football0698 2 years ago
I love the fact you shot the baller in the balls that was mean
cowboyup933 2 years ago
this ain't cheat
lilmolo 2 years ago 3
u got 2 tell me the cheats i'll b 4ever grateful
lovemonster92 2 years ago
HAHAHAAHAHA! I got a glitch i killed him but she remain standing and no matter what i do i dont know how to put her down GLITCH!!!
coco7078 2 years ago
Wow!!! A date at a fast food Place. It sounds so Romantic!!!
RRbattlefield 2 years ago 11
kelazun 2 years ago 60
@kelazun dats funny cuz
sk8legendz 1 year ago
@kelazun lol sounds like come down to fucking hell
peterpan5031 1 year ago
ikr. specially in the ghetto.
anneyueee 2 years ago
personally i like san andreas more than gta 4
xxBigBlack09xx 2 years ago 116
youre dam right the new one don't suck but san andreas is still the best game of the gta serie.hope the next one is somthing like that.
PRBDennis 2 years ago 3
But GTA IV is still a very nice game , dude
The graphics , the telephone , internet , dating , new combat system , taxi , walking into rooms , ... those new things are really awesome dude in GTA IV
TheDudeOfYoutubing 2 years ago
youre totaly right man,the must combine these 2 games
PRBDennis 2 years ago
@xxBigBlack09xx me to
nbrunskill929 1 year ago
@nbrunskill929 in fact i like it so much that I went out and bought it and beat it again like 2 days ago
xxBigBlack09xx 1 year ago
@xxBigBlack09xx me2
imanoakyboy 1 year ago
@xxBigBlack09xx yah....but they should make another GTA with SA but the same graphics as GTA4 xD but thats my opinion
LostSoulChild45 1 year ago
@lovelycinnamongirl how can i date with denise?
MrSkyline034 11 months ago
@xxBigBlack09xx who doesent
mrbob879 11 months ago
@xxBigBlack09xx gta 4 has natural motion bitches
timocoolful 10 months ago
@xxBigBlack09xx Imgine San andreas,with the Gta 4 Graphics....Crazy
enteralif 3 months ago
@enteralif that would be gta v .. xD just can't wait ..
VioZx47 1 month ago
Was that a positive or negative reply?:)
zalgrad85 2 years ago 8
is there a cheat code for the "Coffee" thingy? n how do u do it for the PS2?
thecompmaster1 2 years ago
LOL i always kill Debise i really think shes a 10 on the bitch-o-meter
Icon797 2 years ago 3
i killed my girlfriends in this game haha its a lot easier to complete things when you dont have to worry about your progress with them
dOnTtRiPiMfLiP 2 years ago 8
fucking seriously. Every time I come back to Los Santos I have that bitch Denise calling me up for, "CJ baybay, I'm gettin' lonelay"
genericusername337 2 years ago 5
my GTA SA dates always end in the girl runing away shortly before i or her get blown up!
deviltrigger555 2 years ago 5
Right ...needs to be brighter.
Indigosnakes 2 years ago 3
Make it brighter
MrBobable 2 years ago 3
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Little5Jacob 2 years ago
thats all u gotta do 2 a hood rat. take'em 2 mcdonalds, let'em get a couple mcnuggets in they system and take'em home and lay that pipe. then don't call'em no more!!!!
BIGRONE187 2 years ago
3:23 SHOT HIM ON DA DICK LOL
thugman666 2 years ago 3
can you not unlock hot coffee for ps2?
ThePieChannel 2 years ago
its a mod you DONT unlock it
1guitarfreak4 2 years ago
you did it on ps2 isn't it?
chotu26aug 2 years ago
awesome
LittleMick1000 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
edborgesbadboy 2 years ago
you aint got no VD or nothing right bitch? hahahaha
AmericasGoingToHell 2 years ago 3
i try that but she ask for hot coffee
MrCadde 2 years ago
ey can yu unlok the hot coffee on the xbox version ?
baddiec04 2 years ago
i blew her head off.....she was getting on my nerves
kawaiigothicpizza 2 years ago 2
I killed her
Johnnydamon1fan 2 years ago 4
i killed her and barbra
cmarsh13579 2 years ago 2
I burnt her to death with the flame thrower. Fuck shes so annoying!
BONERHAND13 2 years ago 3
I "accidentally" ran her over after the game said I was abusing her during a drive by.
lol
westridgemattlyman 2 years ago 6
how do you date please help, please
moslimbroedera 2 years ago
You ask a girl out xD
slang989 2 years ago
MUHAHAHAHAHA 3:29
Paldon95 2 years ago
gunshots... the sign of a good neiborhood!
Ryoshenron12 2 years ago 3
whats the next mission
MasterGazza19 2 years ago
MAN! you have fucked up that man.
gulparviz 2 years ago
i accidently kill her =.= yesterday
soontc1 2 years ago
where's the best place to take her to eat?
lennybiaatch 2 years ago
lol im guessing the bar or the chucklin' bell
cracksdhead 2 years ago
hahahahhahhahaha 3:23
oudepekella 2 years ago
chase you have to make sure theres no gangssters around after you do burning desire
and you get pimp suit when you date denise to 100%
samtheman142 2 years ago
Denise just got on my last nerve a few minutes ago. She is the most annoying girlfriend the world has ever known. I finally shot her in the head.
DeltaKilo3 2 years ago
Took out the Hot Coffee for that scene. Man hopefully the game is fun once I'm finish downloading it. Any1 here still plays the game online. I wanted to try it but was busy with other games.
xDisRazyboix 2 years ago
Hey guys i need help
when doing burning desire the mission to get denise robinson as a girlfreind '
when i take her home she gets to the door says 'cya later Cj' turns around and steals a car gets in a fist fight with a grove street gangster and dies then i cant move
the game didnt freeze
anyhelp?
chase99234 2 years ago
um i never had that problem but i think you should restart the game sorry D:
neisimba 2 years ago
Park Da Car (Passenger Side) In The Gat N She Wont Be Tempted.....It Use To Happen To Me
225Mayfair 2 years ago
were can u find tha nurse girlfriend
salvatrucha239 2 years ago
at :23 enough already i think hes dead!!!
Brandon5495 2 years ago 3
what does she give if you get 100% like i know when you get 100% with the nurse girl friend and you die you keep your weps
ug0ts3rvd 2 years ago
Oh boy i miss this game D: sold my Xbox with this game for a Ps3 with Gta IV.
ClickForOutkast 2 years ago
xbox with this for ps3 and gta 4 the guy who sold must have been crazy put was it pro elite or arcade
raino1000 2 years ago
Lol, I didn't trade my Xbox for a Ps3 with gta 4. I just sold my Xbox to get more money so I can buy it.
ClickForOutkast 2 years ago
wooo you're using too much cheats dude look at your money!!
Dagooox 2 years ago 5
did you use cheat codes
brad92398 2 years ago
Whats the dating music called when they are in the resturant
WWEIntencity 2 years ago
does denis die
aidpec 2 years ago
No, but you can kill her.
ClickForOutkast 2 years ago
How do u date on Grand theft Auto :o does it start as a mission or something?
ShimmeryingBlood 2 years ago
Well, yes and no...In one mission you put house on fire and rescue Denise, which you start dating. There are other girls too, those you can date after you unlock area where they are.
atlach1980 2 years ago
Ah right. I'm in the middle of dating Denise but I can't be bothered haha she never seems to be there!
ShimmeryingBlood 2 years ago
hi.. i have been dating denise till it reach on 100% but it doesn't work...
1997kate 2 years ago
damn i never got to far wit this chick, i didnt know u can have sex wit the chick.
jball2ktherapper 2 years ago
i luff this game
JABBAWOCKEEZgurl2 2 years ago
how do u get her to have coffee
OhSoJodiex 2 years ago
you bring her on date & if you have your relationship to like 75% then she'll ask to have some coffee
xxxhisgurlxxx 2 years ago
by dating her several times
but u have to do well
evers1295 2 years ago
you rock a t games on the rule rock we will winer on thhe games.
by joshua
thewarriorsrok 2 years ago
sorry everyone, retarded brother hijaked account.
thewarriorsrok 2 years ago
3:23 xddd
wwealicante 2 years ago
3:23. XDDD
wwealicante 2 years ago
coffee is not a mod hardwaruk
esavarsa 2 years ago
0:18 to 0:33, did that guy die?
ABC490 2 years ago
i had coffee with her before too me and my friend thought we accedently said no to the coffeee thing we were like WHAT lol
Cutebabee123 2 years ago
3:23 lol
xbadboymusx 2 years ago 2
my proges with denise was full...
angelicacastellon 2 years ago 2
its not fare in my game she died...but she was a loud screamer...she was like carl take me home now! l:(
angelicacastellon 2 years ago
Yeah, I actually killed her myself. I'm gonna find a girl that doesn't induce homicidal feelings.
DeltaKilo3 2 years ago 5
main i can almost have sex with her i jus started goin out with her 2 days ago
Rinxon 2 years ago
why is the screen red? 0_o
Ellessar12 2 years ago 2
i think becuase of the weather, it was a very orange sky
acradeZ 2 years ago
I don't have the coffee mod so I have the original files in the Script folder and yet the game crashes when Denise invites me in for coffee!
HardWarUK 2 years ago