LHCnews June 7, 2009 - LHCb got beam!

[2011Roshea]

yeah, its exciting, especially when there is an accident, their eyes will lite up then, and so will we. Anyone notice more earthquakes since this insanity was started? Chk on these people in 10 years and discover how many have cancer(s). That's exciting! Madmen in real life, children w/toys they don't half understand.

[schuey999]

I'm working on my own collider. It's not as large but far more efficient and better overall design. I'll post my test results shortly.

[MfourK]

hahahahahaa what a tosser

[TheCaptainLulz]

if its a cyclotron be sure to shield it properly, they spit out mad radiation.

[jgkov49]

he's probaly got his advanced radiation suit on with +10 rad resistance, no worries

[skan8]

Pagani zonda is fast ,but not that fast :-D

I think..... :-)

[CasperJM]

Sorry guys. Can't read the english subtitles on the iPhones little screen. :-(

[youtoob123456]

were gonna see some gordon freeman shit here in a few months...

[volgg]

Combine invasion!!!, and ant lions!, and.......G man! =O

[GCesp]

Paola Catapano: bella ragazza!

[TheBigBADaZz]

Will you people fire this up already I'm sick of waiting damit i wanna see results

[Celeon999A]

Well, analyzing the data and make conclusions regarding the Higgs boson is estimated to take up to three years. ;-)

[vandersar5000]

lol logo 666.....

[MihaZ]

You see retarded symbolism everywhere do you?

[TRUMPHENT]

Some say that when the Higgs Boson is detected, the French scientists will play their national anthem recording of the Renault F1. The Italian boffins will broadcast a secretly recorded duet of Caruso and Pavarotti singing Ave Maria. British brains will unleash their recording of "Rule Britiania" sung by Clarkson, May, Hammond and the Stig.

The Germans are still fighting over Handel, Beethoven and Kraftwerk. Swiss celebrate with bicycle TT around the LHC.

[pnskbk]

I liked the british part, i love top gear.

[Dravidic]

As am American, I'd play the American National Anthem as sung by Mariah Carey in Zohan.

[Celeon999A]

We've settled on Kraftwerk's Neonlicht by now although the Spacelab lobby was quite strong ;-D

I heard the Stig will attempt some sort of "faster than any proton" world record involving the LHC and a Pagani Zonda. :-D

He still refuses to talk about details.

[pkocur]

Mine God.

They got the toy and test it. They just learn to steer.

[iwan0t0smith]

lol at 1:00 he looks so sinister

[FluffMachine]

the walls are made of monitors.

[letdowner]

To be a physicist you apparently also have to be aware of euro-techno music, as all CERNtv videos seem to have electronic music playing.

[CohanDigitmatta]

it's been the sound of the future for the last 30yrs, lol

[teobesta]

you've just got to envy these people for living out their passion

i would eat all the veg on my plate if it'd get me there, even those i hate passionately

and never complain of having to work through the night

but seriously, it's very inspiring to see grown ups with the same joy as a kid whose eyes would light up when understanding something for the first time

i can't wait for the lhc to be turned on and see where this takes us

i simply just can't wait

[jedaaa]

great comment teobesta

[Singul4r1ty]

to measure is to know!

[beastlt12]

I want to be a Physicist when I grow up!

[solomsolomol]

just drink your milk and eat your vegetables and you'll be one :)

[Moeh14]

lmao

[womblefree]

My son