SDCC09 - Kevin Smith talks about Twilight

[stevenkristopher]

Hilarious. 

[branimirs]

"...get moist!" hahahahaha

[TeamLLamaTV]

Hells yeh Cougers.

[BRm2008]

twilight sucks

[KhetNiu]

It's a little known fact that Kevin Smith is actually just a talking head on top of a mountain of ground beef.

[prissy007hotmail]

LMFAO!!! Just wow...

[samuelgwhyte]

"you can feel the room get moist"

[Stacysparkle81]

30 year old women love Twilight!!!!!

[redgalatea]

LOL! "I'll make you glisten and shiver!" Kevin Smith is funny as hell lol

[maxman2324]

Getting high with this fucker could be so awesome..

[5150Moshpit]

Why doesn't Kevin Smith do stand-up? Because he's NOT a comedian,he's a writer/director. Why is that so hard to understand. That's like asking a great chef if he can farm.

[exitwest]

@5150Moshpit only this particular case, the great chef can drive a tractor pretty damn well.....

[exitwest]

@5150Moshpit only this particular case, the "great chef" can drive a tractor pretty damn well.....

[Cyberhwk]

@5150Moshpit RIP Mitch.

[MamuVies]

@5150Moshpit Mitch Hedberg fan?

[tstruss912]

"You can feel the room get moist." HA!

[bollabling]

didn't know there was stand up comedy at comic con

[Slipknot808]

@bollabling Spoken word presentations that happen to be funny aren't necessarily stand up comedy.

[FullmetalninjaDR]

Fuck a Cougar? That man is a saint

[LUKADATAS]

He really needs to drop some wieght. Feel sorry for his wife.

[BakerBadBrains]

@LUKADATAS haha wtf are you saying?

[bollabling]

Never heard Silent bob say that much :o

[unluckymonkeyboy]

You could feel the room get....moist.

[borhap399]

@unluckymonkeyboy you could just feel the room...get moist

[chicagosportfan]

lol I wish i was there :)

[Chantinelle666]

I luv 'im ^_^

[PabloSteel9]

wasted 3 min 48 sec of my life......

[zambimaru]

"you can just feel the room get moist"  LOL!!

[fvhdjoiawgpvuifd]

@zambimaru

'......You know, like sweat...'

I might do a write-in next year for the elections. Jay and Silent Fucking Bob, or Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud.

Ooh, cake!

[ValeriesGal]

Gotta love him

[Emopimp11]

keven smith is a one of a kind

[MistaVader]

Never mind chicks his own age...Fuck a cougar man

[MoonchildOfDarkness]

Six pack not a fuckin' beer store XD

[Hunkola]

Kevin Smith is like 45 yrs. old ---- and he's talking about 13 yr. old girls "getting moist" with a gleam in his eye ---- maybe he needs to get arrested for being a child molester ??

[TiniestViolin]

@Hunkola

Maybe you need to develop a sense of humour?

[PsychedelicPsycho86]

@TiniestViolin

[LlamasOnAcid]

@Hunkola maybe you should shut the fuck up and know that this is humour not a real fucking thing

[GameMasterX135]

@Hunkola that's not what molesting is

[TheShannon76]

wow...he seems awfully familiar with the material... and with wolf boy's pecs... and with rob patterson...if i didn't know any better...and the whole point of chasing amy was basically for two dudes to get it on at the end (with the chick present of course! righht...)

[ForthcomingMisery]

Respect the plan. hehehe.

[supermarioex]

IM GOING TO MAKE YOU GLISTEN AND SHIMMER!!

[curlywoodson]

Man Kevins put some weight on. But he's still the coolest fucker around!

[AlannahClaire]

@curlywoodson He's now actually lost 60 pounds. He was recently on Chelsea Lately.

[33dgtp]

hmm He's actually a cool guy...

[kingjowl]

Twilight has such a wide audience range with such simple generic love theme story the writer is a financial genius and she clearly wrote it for a nice cash income just like jk rowling did with harry potter and its social depravation tags and visual teen life issues aimed at people still growing up, im not a fan of either personally and prove me wrong but its so clear after you read up on this stuff.

[WWE09FAN]

"you could feel the room getting moist"

[Minority119]

>Twilight very romantic for a little girl

>Twilight romantic for a girl

>Twilight

>Romantic

oh Kevin Smith, you so funny

[AceProductions91]

See, I partly agree with Kevin. But they don't like Twilight for Twilight...They like Twilight for the guys who are in it. We don't like Star Wars for Princess Leia. We like Star Wars because it's fucking awesome!

[8sakuraleaf9]

fuck a cougar...bet his wife told him to say that....

[00Billy]

Can you do Dogma with vampires, instead of the priests?

[Whatisright]

you can feel the room get moist. Funniest shit ever

[JBTheMovies]

why the fuck doesn't he do stand up?

[VexonCross]

@JBTheMovies 'Cause he maintains the thought he's not funny and/or worth listening to, and Q&A's give him the excuse to go on these rants because people ask about it.

[thatdoomguy666]

@JBTheMovies He does now, go to viewaskeXcom (replace X for . )

[thatdoomguy666]

@thatdoomguy666 *askew

[CeruleanFilms]

@JBTheMovies He does. Look up "An Evening with Kevin Smith" and its sequel "Evening Harder".

[Uncagedculex]

@JBTheMovies Watch "An evening with Kevin Smith"

[Randomjoe216]

@Uncagedculex 'too fat for 40'

[tynebar]

@JBTheMovies ~ What do you think this is?

[brandonlamchops]

@JBTheMovies He does but I don't think it's that funny although I love his money. If you have netflix it's on instant called "Too Fat to be Forty". Check it out.

[TheTbone119]

@JBTheMovies haha dude this IS stand up!

[jeffsenigma]

i fucking love kevin smith. he is a GENIUS!!

[CaptainObvious1972]

Twilight is 90210 with vampires..

It's an insult to horror films... Sorry but vampires and werewolves are supposed to be kinda creapy/scary. Something you wouldn't want to encounter in a dark alley.

They'd spend more time convincing you how bad ass they are, instead of just ripping your face off and drinking you and your children!

You could take one out with steak SAUCE.. or coors light (silver bullet).

Sad sad day in horror... it should have been mark "comedy" horror.. But I wasn't laughing.

[Azadeth666]

@Rosefeet Stop bleeding from your vagina. Twilight is bullshit and so is this. Someday you're going to learn that just being butthurt about something doesn't make you right.

[00Billy]

@Azadeth666

one youtube bashing...lol This is for Rosefeet...."If Farts were people You'd be China."

-just hoping Rosefeet is 16 yr old hottie

[elcondepatula]

@Rosefeet there is a difference with a geek and some lame gay bullshit for little girls

that shit does not belong at comic con

[spacexploder]

fucking love this guy

[Azadeth666]

He's wrong, and here's why: Twilight doesn't have vampires, it has sparkly emo faggots with "vampire" stamped on their foreheads. The true vampire is a hideous undead monster, and Twilight fans (and Anne Rice fans and these stupid goth kids) are about as interested in actual vampires as Harry Potter fans are interested in actual wizards.

So fuck you, Kevin.

[TheTallBeverage]

@Azadeth666 not even emo's like twilight, and a lot of harry potter fans are fucking weird sometimes so dont compare that.

[phelan1928]

Can somebody say... George Carlin inspired comedian haha

Kevin Smith is a win.

[Kinjamaimai]

Twilight is Jane Austen for pre-pubescent girls. Except Jane Austen books are actually good.

[PANTERAcfhGETCHAPULL]

Twilight movies will always suck balls because they do in fact suck balls!

[spinthestars]

You know, like sweaty.

[dante144]

What filthy man. Funny, but filthy

[deathc0rR3]

i really hate twilight...

most boring thing ive ever seen.

[KalEl44]

the huge difference between comic book fans and twilight fags...I mean fans, are that they DO. NOT. SHUT UP. about it, and they make a rediculously HUGE deal about it.

you never saw Team Peter and Team Harry or Team Kirk and Team Spock.

to put it this way, The MTV movie Awards USED to be cool, then Twilight happend...

[darthlozer2]

my favorite person ever!

[jax9715]

the twilight books were good but now tht the movies r out suck fucking ass

[china23wall]

@jax9715 oh but the are so funny to watch hehehe

[jax9715]

@china23wall haha ino right

[KazukiKazama]

Hahah kevin smith is fucking awesome

[83phatman]

I'd hate to be the one who has to roast Kevin Smith. That would be.....incredibly hard....

[hadhad69]

@83phatman And with that waistline, it would take about a week.

[Vodd9]

This guy deserves everyone's respect for being able to bring nothing but positive points about Twilight.

[Treyworld]

And people wonder why there's so much teen pregnacy nowadays...

[Satchel334]

Anh, Kevin Smith's act is getting old just like him. Kinda funny. But Twilight still sucks balls.

[d00ragg]

funny stuff Kev. but damn I could use your shorts as a tent. do you care about your health at all?

[prophet4so]

kevin smith is the best

[ghostbuster56]

Kevin Smith you are GOD!!!!!!!

[piccolafede]

i love kevin smith! and twilight sucks

[TheDalinkwent]

Only Keven Smith can defend and insult Twilight fans at the same time.

[tynebar]

@TheDalinkwent ~ Keven?

[TheDalinkwent]

@tynebar, When I wrote the comment, the "I" key was missing on my Notebook and I was drunk of my ass. I didn't notice the typo until your response. I'm kind of shocked the comment is so highly rated considering the spelling error.

[meradharma]

Now I wanna fuck a cougar

[AnonShawi]

the room got moist XD

[Tprinces]

Ah Kevin, Kevin, Kevin... they're not vampires. They're expired pixie sticks.

[jamespatrick15]

kevin smith isnt that big to get kicked of a plane he could ues a diet but they shouldnt of kicked him off. cant wait for his next movie i miss jay and silent bob

[Mbencey1990]

@jamespatrick15 nesx two movies don't have jay and silent bob

[jamespatrick15]

ow well hopefully he still make a comedy . jay and bob might be back in a few years there the biggest thing he made.

[mrpinkwtc]

Kevin Smith never fails to make me laugh.

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whatthechrist d0t c.m

[whokilledfrosty]

The Twilight movie is to girls what the Baywatch series is to men, and that is nothing to be ashamed of.

[rosenlinov]

now THAT was offensive to women! Poor fat guy, never getting the attention from females he thinks he deserves, bitchin' about a girlie movie he apparently saw more than once

[serpentisma]

@rosenlinov he wasn't bitching about the movie, he was praising it.... in his own unique, gross way. and as for female attention, he gets plenty of it from his wife of ten years. but as for offensive, i've heard ALOT worse from comedians like dane cook and louis ck. all he was saying was that these movies are great for the tweens, because in a few years, they'll be ready for make out sessions as they fantasize about the jonas bros. and robert pattinson. and sorry to say, but he's right.

[KiernanMooney]

Yeah, he couldn't possibly have a beautiful wife and very young daughter who love the hell out of the books. Have you ever SEEN Jen Schwalbach? Mrow!

[Muppio]

I can see why people like twilight, but i can't stand it.

[Twiggymaster666]

@Muppio i can see why teens like it but anybody older then 18 is seriously sad

[SlimeFerguson]

Kev is right we should not judge.

doesn't mean we won't, its are job as Geeks to judge other geeks for not sharing are views of Geekdom.

[henshinman]

@SlimeFerguson TO TRUE

[elcondepatula]

TWILIGHT SUCKS!!

[asanineartist]

@elcondepatula ok, i used to be just like you, i promise, up until, a month ago i would say the same thing, the i decided if i'm going to call anyone who watches it a faggot, i should at least know what i'm talking about so i watched it, and yes, there were parts that sucked sparkling vampire but it lasted seconds, i thought it was actually really good, now it wasnt as good as the little teenage girls said it would be, they just have fetishes with vampires and werewolves but its not a bad movie

[elcondepatula]

again, TWILIGHT SUCKS!!! and i saw it, my friends outvoted me, but they thought it was gonna be awesome like UNDERWORLD, but it was not even one hundredth of entertaining and good like Underworld, my friends thought it was gonna have cool action and fight scenes of werewolf versus vampire, but it was all drama and bullshit, and the few scenes of 'action' was lame, and the fake "wolves" looked like a cross between lassie and gay police dogs. i told my friends "look at the line, only girls/gays"

[asanineartist]

@elcondepatula lol ok, i understand

[elcondepatula]

and they did not listen to me...but you should have seen their faces DURING the movie, a mixture of embarrasment/revulsion/uncomfo­rt was apparent, and it multiplied every time the girls and gay guys in the audience behind us squealed like pigs and soaked their seats every time some lame actor in that movie took their shirt off, did you see the scene of 'future vampire girl' running through the woods with vampire boy in that other vampire girls' vision? xD could it get any lamer? xD

[elcondepatula]

the main girl in that movie is not even pretty!! xD she looks like an anorexic down-syndrome chick, besides, did you see her in that movie where she is a carnie? i think it was 'adventureland' or some shit, man, she sucks, and dont get me started on the plot and dialogue, xD

[asanineartist]

@elcondepatula u got me on that

[AfterDeath1112]

@elcondepatula dude dont ruin the plan there are 12 year old girls who like vampires soon to become 18 year old girls who like twilight and then there goths

[Mehandstuff]

fat

[SilasCilice]

If we have a Comedy Central Roast of Stephanie Meyer, can he be roast master general?

[ahyoubastards]

@SilasCilice If Stephanie Meyer gets a roast can Kevin Smith be in charge of KILLING ME!!!!!!! because that is the day that I want to stop living.

[Kaiwynn]

@ahyoubastards

Seriously?

Thats kinda weak...

[feureau]

@SilasCilice yes. Yes we can.

[frogger537]

@SilasCilice no dude, just no. that'd be giving her attention

[JohnBuckStrange]

@SilasCilice If we have a comedy central roast of Stephanie Meyer, can we literally put her on a spit and roast her?

[JBTheMovies]

@SilasCilice Stephanie Meyer doesn't deserve to be roasted, but other than that, i agree

[BRm2008]

@JBTheMovies she deserve a ass raping.

[Nameless164]

I cracked up so hard at the end

I'LL MAKE YOU GLISTEN AND SHIMMER

[valina182]

This clip is gold haha

I laughed so hard I came! :p

[jedikai9]

got moist huh? nice . . . .

[Legba85]

Smith was kicked off a plane today for being fat. WTF!? This guy's a genius. Love his work.

[V3n0mCarna93]

didn't you listen to the SModcast it's becuase he's to fat for the sky

[DrunkyMcLushLives]

You obviously didn't listen to Smodcast.

[V3n0mCarna93]

did you? I was quoting well his quote about a twitter response that he laughed at....

[DrunkyMcLushLives]

I did actually. His quote about being "2 fat 2 fly" was a joke made in jest towards Southwest. If you actually listen to it he states that according to Southwest's customer of size policy he ISN'T too big to fly their airline yet they won't say why he was kicked off regardless.

[V3n0mCarna93]

I know that and why are you trying to be an asshole about the entire thing?

[DrunkyMcLushLives]

Because you left an ignorant comment.

[V3n0mCarna93]

what the fuck are you talking about I was just making a reference to the tweet...I listened to the SModcast I got the point, I was merely referencing the tweet itself.....the whole policy was the whole arm-rest thing where you have be able to lower your arm-rest, which is something he was able to do but apparently "the pilot" saw him and he kicked him off....and he thought it was the guy who asked the question about revenue when he got on the plane....

[DrunkyMcLushLives]

You stated it as though he was in fact too fat to fly and not as a reference. THAT'S what the fuck I'm talking about.

[V3n0mCarna93]

Well you fucking got it....

[DrunkyMcLushLives]

Two camels in a tiny car.

[V3n0mCarna93]

we both can't fit...

[DrunkyMcLushLives]

Hahaha! You just showed how incredibly stupid you are by putting yourself down while trying to insult me. Way to go, Captain Gaylord.

[V3n0mCarna93]

why someone got an ego boost there... Why Admiral Homophobic who says I was trying to put myself down? Well other than you which is in this case just you...

[DrunkyMcLushLives]

You're really bad at comebacks. And I'm not homophobic.

[V3n0mCarna93]

well calling me Captain Gylord is quite juvenile...

[V3n0mCarna93]

Gaylord*

[DrunkyMcLushLives]

... says the guy who started an internet fight.

[V3n0mCarna93]

it takes two to start a fight dumbass...

[DrunkyMcLushLives]

No. No it doesn't. I pointed out how ignorant your comment was and you started crying and started calling me names.

I think what you're looking for is, "It takes two to keep a fight going." If that's what you're trying to say, then yes. it does. I simply participated for my personal entertainment.

It seems like you want the last word. Have it. You've already shown everyone how stupid you are, so if having the last word will make you feel superior, or comfort your ego, then be my guest :)

[V3n0mCarna93]

so you answered my question...I was correct you were trolling...so you know what have YOUR word...I do admit I'm glad I entertained you.

[V3n0mCarna93]

however I do note that I should have probably stated that it was a quote in my first post....would have saved this video quite the comment space

[ltylcz]

Dammit, HE should be writing those films!

[HectorJW2007]

i've been present of some moist

[ZipBlockBloody]

Smith is Awesome.

[nypad5]

ROFLMAO. Smith could do stand up LOL

I consider these Q+A sessions to be stand up material LOL

[chepech]

I would pay to see this guy do stand up... did you see the video where he tells the story of you he met his wife?

[flacofran]

search for:

An evening with kevin smith...

Check on Ares...

Good luck

[ahlesw]

So how many of those Twilight girls do you REALLY think will be geeks when they grow up? How many will be buying comics, getting in line to watch Star Trek, or buying BSG DVD's? I'm betting fewer than Kevin Smith thinks!

[ErisRising]

I think that they'll end up in the subculture, even if it's on the edges of it, just like Vampire players in the 90s who got into it through the goth scene. How many of them stuck around for Neil Gaiman comics and the like?

[leiefilm]

@ahlesw HE SAYING THEY WILL BEcome goths./emo as they are called now days.

they will by sandman etc lol

[Dawn905]

@ahlesw Twilight girls are a new level, a new generation of geek. And the die hards? They'd be all over a Twlight comic and Myer's knows it -- that's why there's a "graphic novel" coming out ;)

[nnations]

pretty sure he was joking. I think you left your humor at the page before this one

[kobyashi45]

Fucking love me some Kevin Smith !!!!! Jay and Silent Bob Rule !!!!

[sarizalite]

i'll make you glisten and shimmer. haha.

[sinisterhunter]

fan-fucking-tastic.

[Moonsidewalker]

I fucking love this guy.

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

btw if you have facebook, there's a page or group or whatever called "Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you"....between that page and this video, my day has been made for sure.

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

EPIC