Borat Quotes from a 3 Year Old Kid FUNNY!

[VideoCritic1277]

Of course its the dad.... what mom lets there kid watch Borat?

[ldragon42]

adults keep getting more and more fucked up these generations

[rikdeek]

@efyou666

Haha ha lol did you have to teach him to speak it or did he just watch it a whole lotta times?

[cari911]

He's in a backless booster at 3? Yeah, fail. A kid his size should still be in a 5 point harness...

[SabrinaRitter97]

i think iheard him say something about being sexy but this little boys is adorable.

[NIKdaGREEK]

Serioulsy TAKE THIS OFF ......It does not make sense ! .....Nor does it sound anything like a 3 year old doing Borat ........Although ALL POSTS get bad feedback your really deserves it ....If it was good everyone would look past all therest !! Your making a fool off yourself and your kid !

[GodlyGardevoir]

my name a borat

[shmeeeeeeeeeee]

BLAHHH BLAHHH BLAHH asdhldfhjrh "VERRRYYY NICEEEE HOWW MUCHHH" LOL xD

[buttsecksist]

parents are fucking idiots. why let ur 3 year old watch borat. next ull let him watch bruno and watch sacha baron cohen flopping his big cock around!!!

[thedarkcbr37]

WTF IN THE END WHEN HE WAS DOING MMM MM MM MM IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS CHOKING ON A COCK AND STILL HE SUCKS =3 HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WFT

[iAMcirca]

only word i heard was sexy time.,

[garmin4]

umm...well the camera man was nice to hear O.o

[zakmetpoep]

this sucks big time, that bay is a fucking loser

[FloraJay]

To know quotes from Borat he must have seen it more than once, which makes me think he's ALLOWED to watch it?

Jeez, parenting fail or what. He was 3, he should have been watching Fireman Sam or something.

[MrGucciman01]

he said gypsy people are messed up you should beshot.

[sanduantoniu]

sexy time hahahahaha =D

[LizzardPissy650]

Why are people such idiots. IT'S A 3 YEAR OLD GET OVER IT. HE AIN'T BEING ABUSED!

[CQfan]

Berry Nice!

[pkingisfunz]

Shit this isn't even funny what parent would let a 3 year old watch borat you must not give a shit eh?

[LizzardPissy650]

@pkingisfunz so kids see a lot of things on tv that you don't even know it's harmful. when i was three i was watching Child's Play (Chucky)

[rodeohawty]

HAHA ..ALL I CAN SAY IS : very nic3!!!

[MrSchmerr]

FUNNY

[sonicshadow222]

i only herd " make sexy time make sexy time"

[Illidan1337OG]

that kids gonna grow up to look like the banjo playing hillbilly in deliverance

[cloneable]

U GUYS ARE RETARDED! just watch the dam video its funni. ya sure hes a lil young for barat but still......chill

[salehs313]

you let him watch borat?? whats next porno?

[falcondude32]

haha the only thing i heard is vanilla face

[peterbiltuk]

THATS NICE

[epson121]

very nice...how muuuch???

[peterchaowns]

sexy sexy *feels sealtbelt*

[MKsap93]

who the hell lets a 3 year old watch borat??

[AndrewTehBeast]

FUCK YOU IDIOT.

[sasasasarah1]

what was he saying he needs to go skl and fact i could speck when i was 3

[grapedrankk]

@sasasasarah1 Did you mean: "What was he saying? He needs to go to school, I could speak when I was three."

[SirVladHarkonen]

fucking jews

[ftvguyman]

this is vedynice vedy nice

[octogirlpretty]

I THINK at first he quotes the "Vanilla face" line...which happens to be my fav line in the whole film :D

[halofanaticboy]

who Awa face? Sexy time? B nice? you are dumb join me to see? I musk meow meow? UM UM UM UM UM a pepper a pepper? that is the translation

[Dani9229]

very nice. how much? lol

[msgabi1998]

i can;t understand anything he is saying . it NOT funny!

[ewangray]

No idea what he's saying but why you letting your 3 year old watch Borat?

[josephfaller1]

u let ur 3 yr old watch borat

[DaveKurtandFaye]

@josephfaller1 that was on the advert

[MissTerriSchaivo]

Your account name is "efyou666", you allow your child to quote Borat, and your exploiting him over the internet.

For the sake of your child, kill yourself.

[Lisajourney3467]

I understood nothing of what he said. He could have been quoting Scarface for all I know. Was he buckled up? I see loose belts behind him. Sorry..I'm a stickler for seatbelts.

[5000marios]

bro THAT is not funny and if you want to know, babies are much smarter than adults, and you try to make him look stupid! you should be ashamed!!

[AlecTexasTech101]

XD i heard him say "sexy time very nice how much"

[fola351]

efyou666 your not funny stop trying to be

[prkidd728]

it started with him saying "whats up vanilla face" then he says somethign i cant here then "very nice how much" then "gipcye" or how ever u speel that

[chasedbypotatoes]

what is he saying? I can't hear a word.. :S

[huntmaine94]

i was waiting for nanananaanananana you can not have this!

[mymumrockslol]

Retards... They aint movin!! Luk out da window in da top left corner for proof

[MrBannanaification]

Can't even understand him

[d103cc]

well there is not a car seat in the car the child would have been killed in a crash i can only pray he is in a booster now. now he is six and he must be in a car seat until 4 feet 9 inches tall

[Austin820]

that lil shit turd wasn't in a seat belt let alone car seat that some chil neglegence

[Sgthavoc12]

they arent driving u faggot

[d103cc]

why is a 3 year old not in a car seat.

[iluvwerewolves88]

if hes video taping hes probobly not moving

[ariannahiggins]

because the car is stopped???

[enjoiman211]

this is the worst video i dont even know what he is saying

[itachi999987]

where did those 56 seconds go? oh yeah: down the toilet and i want them back.

[ragu0686]

@itachi999987  yea... then why dont you get off youtube and run your fat ass to mcdonalds or something

[simpleearthling]

@ZADER4427 because morons breed moron kids

[Alien2Texas]

I couldn't understand anything he said and mainly I could hear the cameraman laughing. Listened to it twice to try to decipher the language, what he was saying and why it was funny. The most horrifying thing is that he is pinned in the back seat and looks like he is being forced to perform scenes from a movie he should have never seen.

[MrAguascaliente]

@Alien2Texas good answer

[ApeTheSmush]

U MAD?

[Kailys3]

@Alien2Texas

...Appropriateness of the movie aside, he wouldn't be grinning like he is if he was "being forced to perform scenes." Relax your child abuse detector there a bit.

[monkeyman822]

Haha

[AaronXStrickland]

Her voice get deeper borat BORAT, and her vagine hang like sleeve of waizard.

[aberhollboi]

haha cute kid

[bennybar1]

i work with child services and i have the evidence to take your child away from you!......................haha­aha NOT lol that was a funny video tho!!

[sgtwhymark]

@Vermilin I don't think so mate, he would not be acting like that.

@lojostyle Whilst you're trying to have a joke, which it was :) It is not a funny subject.

[lojostyle]

he looks like he's kidnapped lol :p

[wahgwaan87]

sexy time very nice lol

[Vermilin]

bet his parents touch him

[MsNutcase12]

y bring downs peeps into this fuk u they have more brains than this dumb fuck

[Back0nTrack]

dont watch borat with a so young kid!

[GarioTheRock]

ratreh2, my friend has ADHD and is less of a jackass than you, seriously, 12 comments, thats how many i give in 2 days take a sleeping pill, some beer, go to bed, you'll be fine ;)

[plummkrazy]

I really hope that child is not riding in a car without a car seat.

[69iambecomedeath89]

no one cares

[plummkrazy]

Apparently you do since you took the time to reply.

[pallyfan92]

lol calm down, people have done much worse things to there children, as a kid I watched MUCH worse things, i turned out out to be an A student with a very funny personality... calm down all of you, jeez lol

[usifusy]

whys your kid watching borat?

[skaterock7734]

@usifusy My thoughts exactly, maybe the father has down syndrome or some shit, normal people cant be that retarded. Of course I could be wrong.

[shadowblack10]

What ?

[illinipuppy]

you cant understand him

[Memeb67]

To the idiot who left 12, I repeat, 12 comments on this stupid video, calling people names and telling us how we are being ALLOWED to live; you have alot of issues and I think you need to find yourself a hobbie that doesn't include the Internet! And for the love of God, I pray your Internet service gets turned off!! It's a video people!! If you've watched it more than once, you might want to seek professional help.

[obbsessedwithdrew]

for real, get a life bro, have some fun. its just a video of 3 YEAR OLD saying a couple borat quotes, and who calls people fucktards??? and telling people to shove curling irons up their ass??? really? really?

[thehumanshin]

@Memeb67 get off my level

[LBelle94]

can't understand what he saying?

I don't think a 3yearold should watch borat../

Sacha baron cohen you're the best.

Vassever

[Hilaryisweird]

Hahaha it's sexy time!!

[itdrewledonu]

hahah what is up vanila face!

[kmccarthy290]

the mother must not allow them to talk like that in the house

[fitzee14]

oooooo do fuck off

[fitzee14]

and also hes in a car so fuck off again

[RSguidesPL0X]

Quite frankly, no one asked for your advice. So you should really stop barging in and giving your two cence when it's not wanted.

[catloveR2121]

ok.. its a lil bit funny 2 stars

[leftcoastaquaman]

displaying subtitles in HUMAN might give this video some worth. maybe even show everyone else why efyou666 thought it was funny enough to share with the world.

[SEXiihOTcHiX]

NOW IN ENGLISH!...speak english please!

[SpacePeanutX]

you guys are faggots. if you dont want to see a Borat quotes from a 3 year old, dont go to the video called " Borat quotes from a 3 Year Old". it was a funny video, very very funny :D

[blackjack2boy]

this is very stupid

[Memeb67]

How old is this kid. I couldn't understand anything he said. Maybe you should try teaching him something besides borat. The movie was sadly stupid and meaningless. Try letting him watch age appropriate shows.

[tealson123]

seriously

[ratreh2]

your a fucking tool

[ratreh2]

why the fuck would you watch this video? can't you read? it says he is 3 years old.

[OrientalDragonSlayer]

VERY NICE!! HOW MUCH?

[PaleontologyExpert]

He looks like Osama Bin Laden

[goldsk8]

what the fuck was i thinking when i clicked on this video

[Lefunkymunky]

For all of you saying nice parenting 1. He is the kids uncle and 2. What if he told him the quote and asked him to say it to the camera...? idiots...

[pabloDAjanitor13]

very nice how much funny

[jakovasaurr]

waste. of. time.

[fcsxm03]

pointless. y did they take tht video?

[lmoazlmoaz]

People can video whatever they'd like, it's memories!

[dabeshu]

this is the single most retarded video ive ever seen in my life, fuck this shit

[BurntSunshine96]

LMFAO !

"very nice, how much ?"

[tsunayoshisawada]

how much?!

[cindos69]

i cant understand him, the only thing i caught was sexy time, that's it.

[jeffdrumsl]

i dont get why people get on youtube and leave stupid comments about how people shouldnt be doing this or, telling people they are stupid. seriously just watch the video and move on

[TheRagingHardon]

Yet here you are posting a comment.

fail?

[jcbecker]

if the kids gonna watch a movie that teaches him funny shit to say atleast make it a good movie :P

[NaughtyKitty23]

IDK i don't thing a kid his age should be watching borat- this is a crucial time in there lives where they learn EVERYTHING. he's cute though.

[Coke2223]

Maybe he walked into the room when they were watching it or somthing you never know? And yes i am a girl lol!!

[UberTool50]

ok everyone, go back to the weird ass mormon town you came from. if this guy wants to let his kid watch borat, then let him. who knows? he couldve never watched it. he couldve learned it from his dad telling him the quotes. so STU and stop telling other ppl how to live their lifes

[ratreh2]

dude, thank you

[FOXRACER1024]

ok i really like when people tell other people how to raise their kids. seriously, shut the fuck up. so what if the kid has seen borat? its not like hes gonna remember it his whole life and hes so adorable!

[raychul10]

my lil sis is 11, and she cant watch borat, so i dont think a 3 year old shouold be watchin it. thats not something for them to be repeatin, its only for the mature ppl.

[nubbytubbys]

your sister isnt eveybody

[andrewsg97]

haha calm down dont cream yourself

[nathandresslermsn]

Wow that's good letting a 3 year old watch borat. Nice parenting

[ratreh2]

tooooool. FUCKING TOOOOL. its good letting people like you live

[SebastianSolorzano]

this is super cute!

[desireejoyorozco]

haha yaya but teach the kids something smart:/

[Jesusminator]

Adorable...!

[WOWNUT97VT01]

haha nice my 3 yr old cousin says shut up vanilla face and he says it so fast its funny then we say whats up rootbear fudgebar(hes black) he doesent even realize it and keeps saying vanilla face

[mariaiscoolhaha1]

She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakstan. xD

[FrescoDaMan]

i like how many thumbs up he got because he's so right

[richardthefurious]

shut up vanilla face

[mariaiscoolhaha1]

lol I love how everyone is voting your comment bad because they think you're talking about the little boy!! AHAHAHA its okay... i rated it good.

[neyann]

"very nice...how much?" :D

that killed me!

[firecad2006]

why would you let a 3 year old watch borat?

[MauricesDaddy]

wow my babies 2 an he talks way better

[ratreh2]

wow your fuckin cool bro. im sure your baby will be a successful young douche bag like yourself one day. insulting babies... is your self esteem so low that you have to put your kid as your image to make you look good?

[uzamaki808]

Can't understand most of what hes saying.

[disasterbarbie92]

make seske time!!

[bigggggcody]

whats up vanillaface

oh btw im not 25 im 12

[becomelegend1]

a cracker

[AwwYouFucker]

he doesnt have a seatbelt on?

Wow.....

[sarifynna]

the car is also not moving. lol.

[AwwYouFucker]

YOUR MUMS NOT MOVIN!

[sarifynna]

...k

x_o

[thonjah]

best response, ever.

[AwwYouFucker]

=D thx.. :D

[Anesthesiakk]

he's not driving.. or he wouldn't be filming it from the passengers seat and the background outside of the window would be moving...

[nothin2do46]

the car wasn't moving...

[maxie355a]

wtf is he saying...

[gatayrafa]

I'm betting everything that his parents are stupid children themselves. Poor kid...

[Voobys12988]

He's got shit parents.

[ratreh2]

your brain is shit for assuming that

[RosalieandAlice1]

Why would they let a 3 year old watch Borat.

[m1k3mbm]

i can see where you are coming from...i wouldnt let my son... if i had one (im 16)... i wouldnt let him watch a movie like Borat...but keep in mind that at an age that young innocence is pretty much flowing from him. so he doesnt understand much of the humor, or what he is saying. i can say that when i used to watch home improvment i didnt notice any of the sexual inuendos that were in it, becuase i wasnt exposed to it and didnt understand. now things are a little different.

[proskatero]

true they do not understand these things cause they have not learned them. but if we teach them these things they can have a better understanding of the world and live a more meaningful life. I mean their gonna learn it anyway, why deprive them of this knowledge when their young. no wonder youngsters never know whats going on half the time. It is not just about sex, its about politics and how society responds to different cultures. I could write a whole paper on this to get my point across, but

[ratreh2]

im givin you a thumbs up bro

[BabiieeLidiiaa]

wtf?

[eimear11]

ha funny stuff! that kids so cute..

[wiggledibble]

HAHA love it wen he said "very nice how much" lol quality

[SuzieHSH]

What kind of a parent would let a three year old watch Borat?

[mateo3713]

yeah i doubt they made him watch it or let him watch it, he probably just said "say this", but you never know there are all kinds of people in this world