Another useless invention, JumpSnap, the ropeless jump rope

[bbejkov]

I prefer quantum push-ups :D

[Stanimir04]

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[vbox8]

people need to die for this ...

[alansjf33]

I saw this on tv one night. After I stopped laughing I was man I did not think of this. What brilliant way to ale money off of suckers.

[Krilos26]

If those people can't jump rope, then how can they jump all at the same time?

[ChaosKirbyoLight]

might as well jump in place with your hand held out

[Kameklox3]

i hate amarikan commercials.

[MacrossSD]

Someone who cannot operate a jumprope is officially Too Dumb To Live.

[XoXCookieMonster18]

1:40-1:45: He looks like an air control pilot... skipping....without a shirt on....

[brawlmaster12344]

Thats right, its a jumprope without a rope and without jumping. This is an abortion of nature.

[NobleAgent25]

Yes because hopping up and down to a rope is "too hard" you dont need to be coordinated to jump rope you just jump when you see the rope at your feet so you dont friken trip and fall on your face. I guess all the kids at school have alot of skill

[israfel33]

NO words............

[JoystickJunkie64]

are you fucking kidding me

[gizoid]

AMERICANS

[bellstolls]

retards....!!

[gunvnd]

That's not useless

[raindogred]

waiting for someone to invent the hula-less hoop and the no-yo, cause I was also bad at those as a kid-but I just want to participate and not left out - YOU PEOPLE ARE LOSERS

[Revinita]

@medievalist

I guess it would depend on the length of the rope. When I was a kid I had this really long jump rope (it took a little while for it to dawn on me that it was supposed to be turned by two people) that I tried to use indoors. Not smart.

[H0tkebab]

Why Boxers skip rope: Foot work, timing, endurance, fitness. Weight loss is an extra benefit but not the main reason why Boxers skip. Talk about misleading.

[oMuStIiA]

The rope that "trips you up" is the motivation to jump in the first place. Without the rope you're more likely to just sort of bob in place.

[tebhernandez]

high tech handle...... so many dumb people in the world

[medievalist]

"Unlike jumping rope, you don't need a lot of room." Perhaps if you live in a telephone booth (that's not the TARDIS) jumping rope might take up a lot of space, but I reeeeeally don't think jumping rope is exactly known for taking up a lot of room.

[ParrallaxMedia]

this is no joke jump rope is the best weight loss this is the same as a jump rope, im a boxer in training so i tried this and compaed it with a real rope, it actually is the same as a real rope.

[xfallenxxangelx]

Yes, jump ropes are too hard. That's why elementary school children can jump two at once, they're just that badass.

[sniffindrawz]

I'll buy that shit to bash somebodies face with

[SpeakSilentStudios]

So its a Wii-mote?

[ParaSpite]

@SpeakSilentStudios No.

You can play Twilight Princess with a Wiimote.

This useless piece of crap only counts how often the tiny string rotates and occasionally tells you in a tinny voice.

[774CcC]

Jumping rope is so easy

[Cromatictube]

In this world I mean but ya its nonsense

[Cromatictube]

I saw something like this crap on eBay for like 33 bucks its really sad how lazy some people in this work have become

[qunt46]

Hahahhaha!!! This defines the word 'stupid'!

[AzzyMeg]

Uh-huh. Yeah. I see. Or you could just BUY A FUCKING JUMPROPE.

[XxsiPpi3xX]

even if you can't jump xD

[boxxarOM]

I can't decide whether or not to like or dislike this. I like it because its funny.....but I dislike it because it's stupid......

[Feralg33k]

Well don't I feel like an asshole with my $6 jumprope.

[Keyblademaster1307]

What the actual fuck is this.

[obimanken0bi]

Dont have to buy this.If u have a skipping rope..jus cut it in two and make it shrt.attach ball at the end oe tie knot.

[angelamber1020]

whenever i jumped rope (with an actual rope) i thought it was easy, turns out i'm just skillful and coordinated!

[thefool5000]

0:41 why would you be using a jump rope if you cannot understand the space you need to use it.

[atheist382]

retarded...

[hyenalord]

@CommandSambo

I like the maracas idea. It's be like being the third wheel of a mariachi band every time you exercise! :D

[StormyPilot94]

...But why isn't everyone using the JumpSnap? Because it's TOO HARD! Why use the JumpSnap when you can stand there and move up and down slightly? Introducing the FidgetSnap!

[P0RtalMan]

It says we don't need a lot of room, but, wait, why is it showing a LARGER room than the person WITH the jump rope?

[JudasPriestLiam]

America is a weird place... :/

[MrDutto]

...and if the ropeless jump rope is to hard, you could try lying down for instance.

[emerlander]

@MrDutto Hahahaha made my day!

[iaffe]

and you WON'T look stupid.. AT ALL!!!

[Hotwok191]

I have seen some dumb products advertised in my time, but this one definitely takes the biscuit. A ropeless skipping rope, Gordon Fucking Bennett!!!.

[RCgirl1100]

why not jump in place without wasting money....?

[dron233]

i refuse to believe that this thing exists considering how easy it is to just jump up and down! and i dont see how they came up with the suggestion to just bend your fucking knees to get "great results"

[Didokman]

новая игрушка для тупіх американцев))

[njpfitness]

(Proprioception not included)

[Jeremyjq]

huh? I still don't get it? how do you do this? this looks even harder to use than the normal rope!!! HAHAHA!

[phonnix]

Just put a hair brush in each hand and hop up and down like a damfool

[Revinita]

@phonnix

or get a jump rope at the dime store and just cut the handles off.

[louandnan]

@Revinita or cut the rope off! LoL! I know its the same thing!

[Aleex102496]

Question: Why not just jump rope?

[missDuna]

@Aleex102496 it's too hard..

[jkdizle1997]

that is useless

[YoungEscapist]

YAYYYYYYYYYY!

[DjFikus]

damn! it makes a snap sound!

[OTSPProductions]

Lolwut



[teel115]

The sweat on that guy looks fake as fuck.

[naveslaikss]

@TheSixStringRevolver lol retard eight year olds are more fit then some fat 35 year old neckbeard

[arkanthan1]

i cut off the plug wire from my old vaccum cleaner and use that fuck this.. if u guys think this is a bad idea v ote me up guys

[arkanthan1]

y not use the rope?

[AngelusDlion]

Ow.. my head.

[BLPdevelopment]

amazing

next they'll invent playing football...without a ball

or doing push ups....without the push.

[rirotomo]

LMAO

[Solitemel]

You must be kidding me. I've seen 3-year-olds jump rope! And can't you get these things from the dollar store for about 3 bucks or so?

[YeahDeylikeME]

I refuse to believe that this is real.. this is so stupid it's insulting.

I'm not even going to address the fact YOU COULD JUST JUMP UP AND DOWN! But the one of the main reasons boxers jump rope is to increase hand-foot coordination to improve their footwork.

[Szgerle]

America.

[jesman1985]

@Szgerle awwww cmon...lol :D

[ouluvme2]

next we'll all be hooked up to breathing machines

[MrNikNak1]

jumprope is easy, this looks fuckin hard.

[mollusc9999]

HAHAH!



[UrbanSkaternotreally]

who the heck will buy this?

[HazenMire]

gotta love all the licenses marketing takes in this commercial. Most of the "facts" or statements are pretty much completely false.

[ac521]

This thing gives me a great idea for a new diet product. Delicious tv dinners without the dinner! You get weekly shipments of a variety of tv meals in the mail, but without a meal in the box, you get the convenience of a simple pre made dinner without all the calories! You'll lose weight in no time. Combine that with jumping rope without a rope and you'll be looking like your high school self before you know it

[r5kids]

@ac521 I'm crying right now, made my whole day!

[kaithebb720]

@ac521 this was the funniest comment lmao

[lescomicmaker]

I thought people learned how to jump rope in like the first grade. And if you need a jump rope that bad your telling me you can't go to a store and get one for like 5 dollars and learn.

[MrSideeffection]

They're not even jumping :D

[ih8mcfly]

let me get this straight; its a skipping rope without the rope?

[jellywillreturn]

Psh, you just need a pair of sticks and you can do the same thing without paying for this waste of plastic.

[delacroixwalrus]

I went to the As Seen On TV store, $100 for this crap. Meanwhile, I can go to Menards and buy 20 feet of rope for under $10. I think I'll buy the actual rope and save $90...

[LadyJuse]

BUT can you double dutch?

[fiddlebender88]

Double facepalm. I lost all faith in humanity.

[DaRandomKid]

y not do squats if u cant jump

BTW if u cant jump ur mentaly retarded

[jamardjk]

@DaRandomKid chile i cant jump rope its hard chile

[RochambeauEC]

Wow....this is just like jumping up and down for an extended period of time....Better make sure to buy a piece of plastic to help me do that!

[kefkapalazzo1]

@CommandSambo thats how they get the stu[id people to buy it, by using fit people and putting people in really stupid situations. yousee it in a lot of informercials, like woman forcing herself to spill soemthing

[voices1]

I'll stick to jerking off.

[Usuariodeloscojones]

this is real? or is a tv joke?

[mourya1234mourya]

why dont u buy two dildos ? they are cheap.. conditions apply.

[Vagranttoad]

No coordination improvement and no stinging reinforcment to not mess up. Where is the fun in this?

[MRcrispy00]

Can't i do this without the handles ? OMG...

[countsmegula]

It's too hard? Bullshite. XD

[tgwa90]

Soooooooo Retarted! :'(

[farok321]

jump snap?? thats not fun to do. i stick with jump rope cause its challenging and fun

[NiMayne]

ITS TOO HARD!

[we2you]

But does it fit under your bed???

[critterdun]

I've been doing this with two remote controls for years, that way I don't miss Montel.

[PsychoChigurh]

DO THE BOXER SHUFFLE!

[MegaMo99]

"Even if you can't jump, just bend your knees and you'll still get results !!"

they should have added "Even if you can't stand up, just sit on your couch and spin those worthless plastics and you'll still get results !!"

I mean, where's the challenge in not really using a rope ?

[klowe007]

You can use it in the bedroom!

[Archivioinutile]

1:03 WHY DID THEY SHOW JUST THE BELLY AND NOT ALSO THE FACE IN THE TRANSFORMATION???

[diatribe82]

i lost a full IQ point thanks to this video....

[bondlah]

1:56 - Even if you can't jump?

really?

[itsjohnnyt]

@1:30 bahahaahah these ppl are retarded who make this stuff upppp

[ressionac]

it even speaks to you...



[prophetchannel]

This is almost like a skit. Sadly, it's not. You don't have to spend huge amounts of money to exercise. You need a pair of trainers, 2-3 pairs of sweat pants or shorts, a jump-rope, a carpet or mat, a pull-up bar in the ceiling, and you are set.

[EatWave]

I think that ad's only purpose was to get shirtless men to make themselves look like great big sweaty buns. They couldn't have looked sillier if they had actually held a dildo or glow wand in each hand then bounced to the beat of piano tunes cranked through a victrolla.

[GiacomoDiNorscio]

I could diy this with a regular jump rope.

Just cut it in half and hang a ball at the end.

[chronossive]

OMG

[ktattmc2179957]

i thought the purpose of the ROPE was to help with your coordination. This crap is really just defeating the purpose. lol

[SimonRita25]

...even if you cant jump, just bend your knees...lol

[faithinchaosboy]

And if you can't bend your knees, nod your head, and if you can't nod your head, just don't fucking bother you dumb cunts. It's like marketing gloves to people with no hands and getting them to buy them, jeez

[astraton]

It speaks to you alright. It says "you have been ripped of you stupid fat fuck. Now use me for 5 minutes then throw me in the cupboard and head to McDonalds"

[gentrelane]

my god

[naveslaikss]

You progress with skipping so it dosn't get booring but this is just lame >.>

[naveslaikss]

@TheSixStringRevolver Young body's are superior to 20 year old fat fags so whats your point

[gregor1972]

with shit you can catch flys

[saRAWRmay]

WHY?

[arqsinergia]

He is telling us that pro athletes use ropes to jump, but "no rope shit bars" give better results.. hmm... i wonder why athletes are so stupid to waste 50 valuable cents in a rope?

[GAMA3000]

it also makes you taller and tanned.

[chavios]

Wow this takes laziness and stupidity to a whole new level.

[Moosesama]

I lost 20 pounds on the skip it work out

[Xafiro16]

funniest thing I ever heard/saw. if you cant jump just bend your knees XD

[sciencealwayswins]

Who the hell doesn't know how to use a skipping rope?

[ozzie136]

wow and people are stupid enough to buy this

[BarcodeReader321]

This is fake commercial, right? This is a joke, RIGHT!?! I refuse to believe that they can sell essentially "Jumping Jacks" for like $20.

[LittleSwaggah]

dildos are sold cheaper. why get this one

[fmafreak586]

jumping rope is HARD?

i weep for humanity.

[ronnehh]

cant you just jump in place and flap your arms for free?

[davitodude]

@ronnehh

I think you can do that. I shall call this exercise jumping jacks!

[Maisy2499]

@ronnehh BUT... the jump snap makes the real snapping sound a jump rope does. thats why its better. duh..

[ghostbirdofprey]

@ronnehh OF COURSE NOT.

Haven't you heard yet? It's impossible to lose weight and get fit without spending at least $500 (per month) on pills and gadgets.

[dem1kid]

just fucking learn to use a normal skipping rope you lazy cunts

[Davyd191292]

bulshitttttt :d fuck this jump slap

[grenadeer09]

Hey, I just came up with ANOTHER great idea! Let's do pull-ups, but unfasten the bar from the wall! -facepalm-

[werebunny131]

This. Is. Fail.

[quicksilver08080]

The cordless phone still has to be plugged into the wall by a cord. So thats why i think it is the stupidest invention ever. You can actually trip over the cord so that is proof that it has a cord.....

[quicksilver08080]

This gotto be up there with dumbiest invention like the cordless phone. If you really need to talk on the phone and take a dump then you shouldnt be alive.. But like they say stupid is stupid Does. You think you are stupid until you see shit like this.

[taistelutomaatti]

@quicksilver08080

Uum no, mobilephone or what you and probably people in the 60's called "cordless phone" isn't a dumb invention. Power balance is a stupid invention.

[GrimReaper19]

....Baah...Da...DUMB!...THIS IS DUMB!!!

[LaymanX]

This is not the proper way to improve the jump rope. These women aren't even jumping. What they should've done is add a time bomb to where if you don't jump 100 times in 2 minutes it explodes. That would motivate people to use it correctly.

[AbeFroman98]

I expected to see Spaghett. Sourly disappointed

[epicfailnou]

0:40

I don't even.

[sissylyra20]

Jump rope: $6

JumpSnap: $39.95

Knowing there's no difference and the price is FREAKIN RIDICULOUS: Priceless

[sunnieheart1]

or, you could go swimming, or JUST JUMP IN PLACE! what on earth is the point of buying a ropeless jump rope?

[onikinhas]

"you can burn over 9000 calories!"

[cosmowomen69]

I saw this on worlds dumbest inventions.

[kingkongwong007]

lol, this is fuckin retarded. the main point of the jump rope is to improve coordination!

[welcometourf]

here's an idea fellow Americans. Don't get so FUCKING FAT and companies always won't feel the need to push quick fix products on you.

[ariandynas]

Dauuuuh... I'm gunna buyz a ting wot aint gots noe yewse...

The sheer stupidity, it's... it... I can't describe it.

[MrMonkeybat]

Alternatively you could save your money and just jump up and down while waving your hands in the air, or a couple of rolled up magazines.

[ivarsig]

WHAT! WHY! WHO!

tha...tha... that doesn't make any... WHAT!

WHY would you even...?

WHO... who would ever...?

I think my mind may have just imploded at the pure lack of... logic behind this... this... product!

[SkyIsland21]

1:40 JumpSnap is just as effective as the jump rope!

Jump Rope: $6

Jump Snap: $39.95 +S/H

And why would I want one if it's JUST as effective and more than 6 times the cost?

This thing is bullshitXD

[Nerupe0]

What

[ElizabethPerez777]

Umm.. Why don't you just jump without anything instead of buying a pointless product.

[Eng1andS0ul]

God that is the most pointless thing ever. Seriously just get out an hit the streets running for 45-60 minutes and diet. Jesus

[CyberchaoX]

Loved how they're showing a commercial FOR THE JUMPSNAP when she's jumping during the commercials.

[Mujitsusuki67]

Buy now and watch your self-esteem plumit and lose all your faith in humanity!!! :D

[gamerlols]

i LOST 1200 CALOries just watching this!!!!!!!!!!

[SlashFirestorm]

Not only does it not have a rope, but a good deal of those people AREN'T EVEN JUMPING.

[BloodBound093]

The JumpSnap - it's as easy as jumping over a rope! Oh, wait, that's too hard. XD

[Adonis969]

Is there a gunnery seargent version which verbally abuses you all the time to keep you motivated?

[SamonMarquis]

To help motivate sells, this should come with a solar flashlight.

[ZergSwarmling]

look at the scenes in 2:30 or so...LOL their switching womens for the size crap

XD LMAO!! FAIL IS FAIL PEOPLE DONT BUY THE DOUBLE DILDOS PLEASE -__-

[Pariasalynn]

I actually had a muscle spasm in my eye watching this. It's just that ridiculous.

[Shindai]

Doesn't anybody just take a friggin walk anymore? "Just like a personal trainer!" Good to know Stephen Hawking is branching out into fitness fad bullshit.