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  • '...because you will come right back like CANCER!'

  • LOL...scumbags masterbating is what the nsa is....omg classic

  • 4:10 priceless!!!

  • This. Is. Seriously. One. Of. The. Best. Alex. Rants. Ever. In. The. History. Of. Time.

  • i mean there just a bunch of scumbags masturbating lol!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This person is clinically insane. Obviously..

  • @timre420 you love it

  • i held together untill he cracked himself up at the end of the song. Then the gorilla impression cracked me up too

  • "okay. . . now I'm gettin mad" LOL! So what mood were you in before Alex? lol

  • LMAO I love Alex... it's true. It's all true but it is funny imagining an NSA guy masturbating to some guy having sex with his wife.

  • Classic case of paranoid schizophrenia lol

  • Love this guy

  • he is a sad angry propaganda spewing man. It makes me sad people take him seriously.

  • @mahtehthew I'm sad for you not to wake up.

  • @mahtehthew Propaganda?

    You can check all his sources, they're true. He just gets a little emotional over living in a fascist dictatorship.

  • @nos6677 it's not his sources i'm talking about, in fact what he says usually has nothing to do with the story at hand. I'm talkingk about its the spin he puts on everything. and if you're telling me to do you really think the us is a fascist dictatorship?

  • @mahtehthew It's not currently fascist dictatorship, but that's what the elite are aiming for, just look at what they have been doing these past few months.

  • @mahtehthew He cites his sources and encourages his listeners to research it themselves. It makes me sad to see ignorant people like you.

  • @kdlt235 please give me the source for the TSA masturbating while listening to you having sex with your wife.

    p.s. if you ever feel sad for an ignorant person, listen to their side; if your opinion hasn't changed at least a little for them then you have not listened well enough.

  • this is where you lose people, Alex

  • Keep clicking at :33 over and over

  • That guy should run fir president!!!

  • The power elite seek to program us to think within a very confined and limited mental box. The people of America must RAISE their consciousness and DEVELOP their discernment to see through the un-Reality that is presented to them in daily Life!

  • hahahahahahahah

  • What I love about alex is this is not him acting for his show this is his real personality . I got so much respect for this guy he's got education intelligence common sense with a crazy yank attitude. He has a very welsh name I bet he orginates from whales.

  • The thing is with jones hes been allowed a platform to egg on the masses.

    They want people to be destructive, argumentative and riot.

    Dont get sucked in.

  • @mojoflicker The system and its totalitarian tip-toe eggs on the masses. He's only articulating what most of us are thinking and feeling. Feel free to challenge the message on merits. But don't slander the messenger with that scapegoating nonsense. Its the government thats being "destructive." Its the government thats being incompetently "argumentative." And its the government thats having a "riot" robbing us blind of our liberties and bankrupting the very essence of what makes us The U.S.A.

  • He could have gotten himself a job in Saddam's government!

  • Alex is the man

  • im glad at least here i dont feel like the odd one out. its good to hear from other enlighten people, its sad how the majority cant understand what is blatantly thrown in there face and how those rich fat cats running the show get a kick out of it all. how long is it gonna take till america opens there eyes, till there dragging them off and put them in camps probaly. hopefully not though,keep on enlightening the world alex.

  • I thought i got angry at the news.

  • 3:35 the best improv song on youtube!

  • 8==D

  • I fucking new it, the government are shipping in cocaine and heroin and giving it to kids.

  • <3

  • TELL IT LIKE IT IS ALEX. Fucking worthless cocksucking society.

  • NSA = Scumbag Masterbators

  • An over-confirmed observation by myself that Alex is clearly not getting booty action at home....oh dear!!

  • alex is great. is he available for children's parties ;)

  • Hahaha! You gotta love Alex Jones' passion!

  • WOW you are really retarded. How are you not in a insane asylum.

  • Not to metion the hollie greg peodphile ring exposed by icke do your research trust me it affects every country espcially britian. If America sneezes then Britian catches a cold

  • This is funny, but at the same time sadly true.

  • When Alex turns his head to the side you can see where most of his body fat is located...he's a fathead

  • I find him funny. That said, I'm British, so what he says doesn't affect me whatsoever.

  • @brownajr Oh yes is does. And it will more and more.

  • @ichigo73186

    Not really. His claim, in another video that the British government had banned both his sites was wrong, and completely unfounded in law. The government has no say whatsoever in what ISPs can do, except with regards to fair provision (i.e. competition law).

    The amazing thing is that so many people believe him. His paranoid ramblings shouldn't be listened to, simply because they are so... so... Inane.

  • @brownajr o belive me it does, you aint seen the police state slowly rising in our country such as the student portests, theres videos of police taking kids out of people homes order by the home office. We went to the war in iraq because were allies with america britsh troops have died and fought for a false democracy caused by 9/11

  • @lewis77777

    Heh, I'm not sure how to reply to this. A false democracy? A democracy is defined by the way the leaders are chosen. In a democracy, the people vote for a leader. Also, a democracy *caused* by 9/11? Really? When has foreign terrorism ever changed a government?

    Furthermore, what happened during the student protests? Sure, the students got out of hand and were therefore rewarded with arrests, warnings and fines, but apart from the horses incident, nothing untoward happened.

  • @lewis77777

    If you are to blame anyone for the Iraq War, blame Tony Blair. He's the one who decided to send men out there. We could have refused, like we did in Vietnam.

    The 'Police State' you speak of isn't happening - if you want to see police state, google thailand protests, or North Korea, or even China. You'll then realise that we enjoy a large number of freedoms that people all over the world can't enjoy, and that the law forbids our government from changing that.

  • @brownajr Yeah its false in sense that we are not told the the truth you took my words out of context, many people belive the war in iraq was because of 9/11 and the 7/7 bombings but it was for a number of reasons, dont get me wrong i strongly agree with you that Britain is far from anything like what American is suffering now but slowly we are on our way, yeh tony blair agreed to goto war but it was people above him which decided it,

  • @lewis77777

    In a sense, the war in Iraq was caused by 9/11 - it provided America with the excuse they needed to ship out. And Iraq was invaded two years before 7/7.

    People above Tony Blair? Like whom? The voters? AFAIK, the only people with more power than Tony Blair in the UK are the people, with their ability to vote.

  • @brownajr

    There is a police state in the usa, it just isnt as bad YET, YET is the key word!! As those countires that your speaking about!!!

  • @DethronedTyrant

    China - people get arrested for speaking out against the occupying of Tibet, and the One Party system.

    North Korea - the media is so tightly controlled that when the BBC went to film a documentary, the North Koren government threw a banquet for a peasant for his birthday - when it wasn't his birthday.

    What are you able to do? Protest against the government all day long against the war, for the war, against the government (and health care reforms which are BENEFICIAL)...

  • @DethronedTyrant

    Reporters in the US are able to write whatever they want - yet you claim that it's a police state. Congratulations, sir, you've just proven your ignorance.

    FYI, the UK has a greater CCTV camera density than anywhere on the planet. If anywhere 'free' were to be a police state, it would be the UK.

    Just to give you a chance - what makes you think it's a police state? Arrests for drugs, murder, burglary?

  • @brownajr for sure you guys have the record for CCTV you guys are big brother central!!!! but the way the USA and Canada are 'police states" are whenever a protest takes place during a event like the g20 for example. the police respond to demonstrating with aggression.

    also using provocateurs to incite violence within the crowd to justify clamping down on otherwise peaceful protesters.

    the other guy may have been a dbag but i hope this made sense^^^^^ peace.

  • @DethronedTyrant

    Yes, DethronedTyrant, completely ignore my valid and logical argument and insult me instead of contributing your own counterargument. I believe you, sir, are a waste of space, and are unfit to contribute in any way to the advancement of humanity.

    (For those confused, see the comments on my channel.)

  • Alex what can i do?

  • The people who don't believe are just too scared to. They would rather deny the problem exists than connect the dots. The sad thing is there is no "Conspiracy Theory" because if any of you zombies ever read a book, you will find that the "Elite" admit to everything Alex is talking about. So if someone admits what they have done, then it is no longer a theory. But then again, most of you are probably too busy on Facebook talking about how good some cheeseburger is. Pick up a book!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ AMpufnstuf sure, it's called every fuckin video he has ever put out!!!!

  • could anyone help me find the episode where alex yells about conspiracies

  • Keep up the good work Alex.

  • This guy...is a nut. Of course there's corruption in government. But blaming all of our woes on them is ridiculous.

  • Don't we own those buildings?

  • pot belly pedophiles

  • this guy is just a fat sobbing pig

  • Not only is he the worst singer since William Hung, but he is quite possibly the worst songwriter too. 

  • why doesn't this idiot just run for some governmental position; he seems to know and have an answer for everything!!!

  • @CheapBeer09 unfortunately it aint that easy

  • @CheapBeer09 He did ran but he pulled out as there was little to no interest in him. Only a mentalist would vote for him.

  • alex please rant more... you have be slacking as of late

  • Im thankful every time this guy does a rant, because that is one more ringtone for the archive! thanks Alex!

  • state are putting people in prison for inabiltity to pay public defender fees now. the only real way out now is to save up enough to move to latin america.

  • The Oil companies are trying their best to stop free energy ideas from spreading to common people.

    We need to put an end to this corruption ,start generating your own electricity now.

    Look for the LT MAGNET MOTOR in youtube video search. Join the Revolution!!

  • ******Listens to Alex and thinks******** You know the type...loud as a motor bike...but wouldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight

  • AJ rocks on forever!

  • GO GO GO ALEX YOU RULE! - SAVE USA, SAVE USA!

  • I LOVE ALEX JONES the whole world is masturabting

  • @Sickofu100 except those who have actually read the religions and the teachings of Christ, but i agree w/ ya 

  • welcome to the land of the sheep home of the slave.

  • I didn't understand what he was talking about for a bit of this.

    If Alex wants to get his point across, he needs to fucking chill and SLOW DOWN.

  • HOW THE FUCK CAN AL GORE TAX CARBON DIOXIDE? WHAT'S NEXT OXYGEN? OH WELL EXCUSE ME THEY'RE TAXING WATER ON US THEY CAN BASICALLY TAX US ON SUNLIGHT, WE PAY TO LIVE AND DIE!! UH OH I CAN SEE LIGHTBULBS SHINING ON CONGRESS THEY'LL PROBABLY TAX THEMSELVES FOR THINKING BEFORE THEY ACT. GET READY TO BE TAXTED ON THINKING IF YOU AMERICANS STILL CAN.

  • Alex Jones = Show Biz = Ratings = Money in HIS Bank!!!

    lolololol If North America truly was everything this ratings grabber spouts out, then you ppl would never, ever heard about him. Think about that!

  • What a fat moron.

  • @TheArmy19D fuck off

  • @houstonTx457000 Go hide from FEMA coward.

  • @TheArmy19D Fuck  FEMA

  • @houstonTx457000 Why are you idiots so scared of FEMA, helicopters, soldiers, vaccinations ect.... You can not spend your whole life being a coward. Grow up.

  • @TheArmy19D YOU are the COWARD! You cant even face the TRUTH!

  • @TheArmy19D Big difference between being scared and being aware...

  • @houstonTx457000 I agree!

  • @TheArmy19D Why dont you go find fema and ask them for a room

  • @cool22able They respond to disasters natural or otherwise. Why are you idiots so scared of them?

  • @cool22able I guess big bad FEMA got you!

  • hahaha, he went from "no photos of DC" to THEY'RE GUNNA SHIP THE COKE AND HERROIN IN FOR YOUR CHILDREN, haha fucking a right bro, more people need to rise the fuck up and say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! they will fail as long as we stand together...!!!!hahahaha!!!!! they're just a bunch of scumbags MASTURBATING!!! hahahahai fucking love him, radical views, but this is a radical time my friends, we need people like him to tell the shit the pussy main stream wont speak of

  • ... i feel the same way..

  • git'em Alex!!!  You're not wrong...keep it coming.

  • I love his rants! :)

  • haha what a little bitch america is fucking sweet now im going to go stuff my face with doritos and watch cable tv

  • This guy is fake, no need to be animated in a truth movement. I guess its because hes commercialized, thats what money does to you.

  • he knows what the hell he is talking about but this mother fucker knows how to make me laugh

  • Folks, don't let Alex's style turn you off to his message. He makes some good points.

  • its true though there was a guy with a deer hunting sticker on his car, and i told him bush was corrupt and started screaming at that bush was our hero and how bush saved us from the terrorist, and it all just made me so sick, then obama came in and he cant stand it, so i told him obama is just bush on steroids, we got more war, more spying, more torture, more loss of rights and more lies. He really just feels what the right wing news tells him

  • @FanOfJanis im thinking his doofy style is intentional, it seems he could be 'controlled opposition'. By acting like a jackass, he corrupts the message to the average sheep-like person.

  • I really fail to see how people can believe Jones is a CIA agent. What the hell would the point be? "Oh hey lets have someone tell the truth muahahahaha". People that actually believe that are far too paranoid

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  • Is alex a freemason? I just heard rumors...

  • @1manrebel i've heard it too i just think he's done too much to, "wake people up," to be, "one of them." lol

  • @SIMONSIMONDO - Wrong on religion. It has been used in the wrong way of course, but religion in and of itself is not made up. These NWO pricks have no religion, that's the problem. If they did have religion they'd have a conscience and a moral compass telling them that you can't just do whatever you like. Clearly they just do whatever they want and they will pay, believe me, they will.

  • ALEX! ALEX! ALEX!

  • 2:33 Wha...? MASTER*&^^*&?!?! WHAT! HUH?

  • LMFAO @ ALEX he is nuts gotta love him though i like it when he acted like he was gonna cry for a minute haha

  • Alex Jones is the best radio presenter I have ever heard.

  • Get the truth free e book @ r a e l . o r g

  • This is a good one!! I love the 'stupid redneck' imitation . . spot on!!

  • they smuggle in drugs?

  • The CIA has been caught doing it in the past.

  • how could this be possible?

  • meh.

  • This was 5 months ago and it has now been buried, what did I even say?

  • lmao

    ALEX JONES=FUKIN HILARIOUS

  • LMAO i <3 aj

  • I wish mainstream news was like this lmao

  • LOL. Awsome. Keep f*ckin em'

  • Rant of 09, tied with the Kid Rock Warrior piece.

  • This guy is great.

  • ITS TRUE BUT ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    rofl masturbating... the gorillas.. hilarious, brings a light mood to it all. makes me just laugh at the high government. the local ones are not bad at all i think, some just mislead by the big ones, but yeah. Its dc, they're our problem, just get rid of the libbies who are in congress, and get rid of the crazy conservatives. we need more middle ppl in congress.

  • ROFL.

  • haha! Everyone in the NSA buildings sit at their desk just masturbating away, all day long...

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  • Planet of the Apes, dude!

  • i remember listening to this live this summer while i had no job and nothing better to do. God Bless the criminal international banking cartel aka the Federal Reserve.

  • keep speaking alex jones ill try and sponser

  • Go Alex. You reflect the feelings of millions of Americans! Keep up the good work!

  • "ok, now I'm gettin mad" LMAO

  • just a bunch of scum bags masturbating!

  • RIGHT ON ALEX

  • AHAHAHA that gorilla impression had me LMAO

  • man this guy is awesome !!! haha its time to fight back america! !!

  • The man is a snake!

  • Pray for Alex Jones...

  • Hahahaha

  • SHUT UP OPERATIVE.

  • The redneck impression and the gorilla impression at the end had me laughing to the point of tears...CLASSIC!

  • Your Criminals, were going to get you! YOUR CRIMINALS!! So true but Alex is just too funny some times!

  • i enjoyed the gorilla part :)

  • God bless Alex Jones, his fans, his crew, his parents, his wife and his children. I'm not even religious, yet I still feel compelled to say that. Thank you, Alex Jones!

  • your a complete idiot he works 7 days a week, he deserves some compensation. prove it to me he is a disinfo agent, i will look into too it, but until then all i know is that this guy has been right on the money for the last 5 yrs that i have listened to him, we all need to band together and fight the nwo together not have dissention, cause people are stuck on william coopers ass.get over it hes gone!!

  • WOW. Don't be a follower, and no one wokrs harder than the NWO so how hard he works proves nothing. First though i never said he was disinfo, just that he could be. Second I never said Cooper was a fraud. Third sitting on your ass asking other people to prove things is what is allowing the NWO to take place so shut the hell up or know what your talking about. Dumb Ass.

  • Alex loses tons of credibility in this clip. I know when I see contrived anger and this guy is acting. This is not true emotion at all. He is playing to the fears and anger of the public and I think he's going overboard like this just to cash in and sell his book. I believe the NWO is here and I believe in the potential for a FEMA round up but this guy smells of fraud....

  • Dude, I didn't know if AJ was about to fucking CRY or BUST out laughing during his parody of "Proud to be an American". Fucking-A! While I am at it - when AJ said "You'll watch them take it, then stick your kids in the ground." WTF? That's what the plastic FEMA Coffins are for.

  • So damned entertaining...

  • William Cooper said this guy was a liar and a scum bag. I'ev been trying hard to research this guy but its not easy, with so much disinfo out there, Alex does a fair job at bringing information but its the way he does it, and the conclusions he draws that makes me not trust him, then again i don't trust anyone, even Bill Cooper, i always did my own research on the things he spoke about, but if i did trust somone it would be cooper over jones.

  • well said