How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked

[rejuco]

bad quality. watch the other vid!

[jerryjerryjerry3]

Im A police officer an i'll kick you ass

[Vorfy]

If you have a friend tell him to shut the fuck up!

[custerslastarrow]

if the police have to come get you,they're bringing an ass kickin with em.

[rickiukpk]

LOL @ WT THE FUCK U WANT MAA FAKA!

[THEDAVE1213]

hey every one that posts a comment u should take his advice and ......shut the fuck up

[cooldangeneva]

Yeah, GREAT humour. I wonder if some cops posted a comment until now , mh ?

[SHADOWCOMPANY1]

Funny shit man...5 stars

[JuicyBootyLucy]

Thanks for sharing this baby

♥°♥°♥°♥°♥°♥°♥°♥°♥°°♥°♥°♥

♥ ___________________ ♥

♥___LOTS OF LOVE_____♥

♥ __From Juicy Lucy xx__♥

♥°♥°♥°♥°♥°♥°♥°♥°♥°°♥°♥°♥

[c0dy14]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHER FUCKER

[rofl225]

TURN THAT SHIT OFF roflmao

[evilcaster5]

Now, that's what i call funny!

[sephirothmasamune666]

fukin jokes lol

[magickownage]

tHE GUys with the custom car ... hahaha

[CassandraMotou]

thanks so much for the upload :D its a blast. Chris Rock is hilarious

[Travdaddy1313]

I like that one about jumping the turnstile with a loaded gun and a joint. XD

[cryptoamnesia]

In 1923 a guy named Billy fell down in a candy store and his pants came down. He choked on a Hershey and...er...unless you feed a frog to a tiger or something, he'll come back and...hang on, I think I've pissed myself...Sorry, I'll be back with a better curse once I've changed...sorry..

[valhar2000]

I love this sketch! The best thing about it is that most of the tips work for white people too (except the one about getting a white friend, obviously).

[jinkazuya973]

Rules For Black People Getting Pulled Over

1. STOP!

2. Take out license/registration/insurance and lay them on lap.

3. Roll Down Window

4. Keep Hands On The Wheel

5. Be Polite

[darklag]

Rule For White People Getting Pulled Over

1. Be yourself

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

NO U

[vivamusone]

I don't think this should have been flaged>

[juanmr82]

Yes!! Actually there are other more "Inappropiate" Rock's videos without being flagged!

[ashleyhm2005]

He got weed, he got weed!

[andydeath]

" He got weed he got weed" XD

[Jogeta5]

Planetary1988, you're mistaking Kingfisher100's reply to texaswhatitdo as Kingfisher100's comment.

[ryryquinn13]

man i almost forgot how many tards posted comments on videos until i read planetary1988's comments. before you jump all over someone else's comment, make sure you can read. otherwise, you just look like a dumbass.

[c0dy14]

"man what the fuck you want mother fucker!"

[polinikz]

I will say this though. He was right about women, and how they'll say anything in front of a cop to get you in trouble. Thats why when I bring my hoe in the car with me, I put a muzzle over her mouth...lol.

[Zornoxx]

Why do you bring a gardening tool with you in the car, and furthermore, why do you put a muzzle around it? Chauvanist pig moron tries to act cool when he doesn't know shit....

[polinikz]

Well well well. It appears that I have struck a nerve with one of youtube's P.C. morons. Maybe you should learn to decipher when someone is joking (as I obviously was with my comment), and when they're not. You got that Commie?

[KittyLaura]

I think it's more that you meant "ho," but didn't know how to spell it and therefore wrote the name of a garden tool. Obviously you still don't get it.

[polinikz]

Uhh, yes I do sweetie. I absorbed everything that Mr. Zornoxx threw at me. And since ebonics is not a specialty of mine, I did not know there wasn't an "e" at the end of the word "ho", in that context. Its not exactly something you find in Websters dictionary.

[Stofzuigertreflip]

omfg

[CassandraMotou]

You said it, Stofzuigertreflip. Honestly, if I could claim something other than "human" as my heritage, I would. So many imbeciles....

[Pikkupillu]

Kingfisher100 kill u self plz

saatanan paskapää :S

[planetary1988]

how can you even compare them? he went insane shouting, and meaning, racist slurs at black people in a club, for barely any reason. chris rock makes a short comedy sketch, in which there isn't one racist remark used about white people.

[planetary1988]

kingfisher100 you're the biggest retard i've ever heard. the difference between the video and kramer's racist rant is massive.

[tml337]

kingfisher100 said the same thing, you read his post wrong

[Kingfisher100]

Thanks, finally some sanity!

[Kingfisher100]

Planetary 1988: You obviously misunderstood my comment you idiot. Please read it again or ask someone to interprete it for you..dumbass! You are actually agreeing with me!

[Paperfairy]

"Get a white friend."

[lkumnb]

lmfao aweosme

[ArentWeSpecial]

LMAO.

"Remember, if the police have to come and get you, they will be bringing an ass-kicking with them."

[Bud90]

"HE GOT WEEED HE GOT WEED" ROFLLLLL!L!!LL!L!L Damn I love Chris Rock.

[texaswhatitdo]

ahaha. but if kramer made this skit, he would have been called a racist.

[Kingfisher100]

If you can't tell the difference between this and Kramer's angry rant then you need your head checked.

[silverio1942]

it's okay because a "nigger" is saying it. am i racist or am i just making a point? the world may never know

[smashbrosking6]

he should have said "be polite, because if your black the police officer will not like you" omfg lmfao

[thepunisher089]

lol

[EmaleeMichelle]

my personal favs are "shut the fuck up" and "get a white friend"

[royaf]

This is hilarious

[gunitsoldier50xl]

He Serious About The Mad Woman Too, That Ain't No Joke.

[21rush12]

Omg i cant stop laughing!!!

[larssonk22]

Best Chris Rock sketch, Dave Chappelle is way funnier though.

[phild299]

Please.. chris rock's the man!

[jrubin22]

hilarious! and true, unfortunately.

[XibidiX]

alex, chris is funny as hell! I whould say he's the funniest person in the world

[hennypenny89]

LOL that was fucking funny

[esco600]

is he about to kick my ass LOL

[peacefuljeffrey]

alexsmith, I guess you just... don't... GET IT.

That shit is some of the funniest satire in the WORLD.

The humor comes when you drop the phony "there's no such thing as a true stereotype" PC bullshit and realize that people DO "get their asses kicked" for doing exactly what Chris Rock is saying here.

[DemonWithAHumanHeart]

I wholeheartedly agree. But if you still don't, why don't you do some of the things that Chris Rock says not to.

[alexsmith2377]

Possibly the least funny person in history. Sorry. Sad. Slow. No offence meant of course etc blah blah blah.

[mountaindu]

i completly disagree

[Howardyt]

ROFLMAO

[mazze84]

Get a white friend. Haha

[smashbrosking6]

yeah get a white friend they like them.wahh hahahah

[bigjimmy256]

that was a funny shit man!!

[Jon99B]

Is there a problem officer? LMAO What the fuck you want motherfucker? ROTFLMFAO

[ZeroNagi]

Dude that is sooo Funny

[BDiddy1124]

that shit was hilarious..."HE GOT WEED!! HE GOT WEED!!"

[starrywolf1988]

LMAO

[Noise21]

ui gl 9i ioy; 0[-i0p