artie on heath ledger

[bergcycles1]

SO F-ING FUNNY!

[faffaflunkie]

He's was so fat in that clip I thought the stage was going to break.

[windycity708773]

holy shit i love artie!!!!!!

[raremountainbear]

That had me laughing out loud!

[delgj74]

Ohh yea go yankees!!!

[delgj74]

Artie is the man . Hell make a huge comeback bc the mets are a bunch of queers M-E-T-S= my entire team spanish

[TheWillIamLee87]

@delgj74 Hispanics can be gay? I thought Ricky Martin was an anomaly.

[Vanrocco66]

I like the guy but he's just NOT funny!

[BunnyknightX]

@Vanrocco66 You don't have a sense of humor. 

[GSCommander]

OMFG! This shit is hilarious!

2:15 If I met a Genie 2 of my wishes would be a gay son and my sister marrying a black guy. That killed me XD

[damnhot]

hcvang stfu you fag

[icoverify]

"Don't worry, I will"- ARTIE

[hcvang]

do a better job of your suicide attempt next time, you fat loser.

[mookixox]

I wanna be there the day this fat slug does another mcjagger impersonation and his fucking heart explodes! don't test your luck doing physical comedy fat boy.

[johnny3550]

bruce Willis, are republicans

[johnny3550]

I've heard Clint Eastwood, Jerry sinefeld , Ron Howard,

[Vince70]

Liberals can be hypocrites too, Prickadele. Actually you pretty much have to be a hypocrite to be a liberal-like Robert Kennedy Jr. blathering on about environmental initiatives while he flies around on a private jet.

[frickadele]

Once the mob runs something....

they never...un-run it. Ever.

People also Say the newspapers are liberal.

Ha. Is Murdoch a liberal?

You see liberals in LA but who are the conservatives? Try Bruce Willis. However,

they're less advertised.

If LA is liberal than why do they hire illegals and pay them peanuts.

Not very liberal.

Jewish , Irish and Sicilian hoods did and still do run LA.

[Dan7yeah]

What?

[frickadele]

Show business is run by liberals?

What a joke!!!!

It's run by the mob.

I guess if you say the liberals run it...

they won't pop your ugly fat ass.

[IAMBANE]

Liberals!

The Mob?!

The Jews!

Ive heard em all. Heres the truth...Show biz is run by...SHO WBIZ PEOPLE. Lay off the fucking conspiricy theories folks.

Cheers.

[chronicdep]

fuck show biz!

[IAMBANE]

Touche.

[WorshipInTruth]

Show business most certainly is EXTREMELY liberal, what friggin world have you been living in. Mostly run by jews, originally it was jews involved with the mob, i.e murder inc.

[kwiswiwy]

people are strange.

[cannabL1sS]

evolution is not the devil, fundamentalist religion is the devil, remember lucifer works in devious ways ;)

[NeverAloneForever]

How can the devil be a progress in nature. I always thought "the devil" was like some guy.

[assclown2k6]

do you have a picture of you blowing the guy that i can show to grandma?

[djdogjuam]

LOL!!!! that is the funniest thing iv heard and thats saying something cos i was watching fred videos just yesterday!! Artie fucking rules!!!

[x900lbGorillax]

Wow you watched Fred? Then Artie? Damn if I was Artie I would take that as an insult. Fred is the biggest lame douche of the universe. Typical comedy cancer.

[DrewskyLuv]

Worst comments to a comedy video ever, you guys should fucking run head first into a wall

[LinuxSpade]

You guys tried to argue natural selection in Artie Lange comments?

[ralphinio4]

I know, It's like debating Kant beneath a Britney Spears video!

[TommiFoolerie]

You support a actor who was so dumb he offed himself.

The dumb ass OD'ed on benzo and opiates. Who in their right mind mixes those together and doesn't think they might be messing with their bodies natural functioning, no i am sorry you are the retard for condoning mass stupidity.

My family line can be traced all the way back to the Attila the Hun

Survival of the fitttest, come back when you have a clue how to make a point without profanity and non issue comments.

[sklarich1]

Artie RULES! Stern was so smart to put him on and get rid of the fuck wit Jackie "Faggot" Martling. His puppet was smarter than the real Jackie.

[Viktir666]

I never saw his act before. He's funnier than I thought he would be.

[Longbrooc]

Thats not cool to say that you are glad heath ledger is dead.

[germanmetalviking]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAA

please say you are joking.

[westiz33]

Damn this is Funnnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[EdudLufetips]

that sounds like john hein laughing close to the cam

[FunnyMoneyDummy]

I'm from L.A. but I agree that the Dodgers are full faggots! Nothing but immigrant cockroaches on that team! They need to deport the entire Dodgers team back to wherever the fuck they are from!

[rrangel81]

Artie is a real comedian, say it and if you are offended, FUCK YOU.

[flounder255]

im asking for his opinion.....even though i take him in my deathpool every year

[jtmoney420MADNESS]

listen up that was hilarious artie lange is a jewel a national treasure if u will this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen

[Miracululz]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Megggy72370]

Okay Artie,

Listen you fat fuck, leave Heath Ledger alone. No one asked you for your oppinion dick fuck! I hope you choke on your own fat chode cause no one will suck that dusty shit. Get your head out of your ass and fucking die in rehab or wise the fuck up, cause no one is going to think you are funny. CAUSE YOUR NOT. Howard doesnt even like your stupid complaining ass.

WISE UP ASS FUCK!

[TommiFoolerie]

heath ledger was the ass fuck who OD'ed

[EdudLufetips]

how can you talk like that, dude? as far as they know, ledger took a lethal combination of some benzo's, but he wasn't a bad person. he was a great actor and artist, and that's all i really know about him. but it takes a level of meanness and cruelty to say something like that.

[leshager]

its comedy, who cares. He was taking benzos WITH opiates...how many fucking celebs have to die before people fucking understand that is a cocktail for checking out of this world? fuck heath ledger...its survival of the fittest, natural selection..thats god's way of weeding out the retards.

[TommiFoolerie]

i can talk because i have enough sense not to take a lethal cocktail of drugs.

Taking drug like it's a sport or it's the only answer for your depression or pain then you should seek proffessional help not self medicate yourself till your to numb to feel anything..

Your condoning his stupidity, natural selection and survival of the fittest

Medicine has been diluting the gene pool for to long it's about time some of them got weeded out

[EdudLufetips]

you really don't know anything about natural selection and survival of the fittest. it is about the ability to create offspring. he's had intercourse with women so much and could have infinite amounts of sex but the active process of birth control prevented progeny. he could have had 100 children in a heartbeat if he wanted. and at the same time isaac newton's lineage stopped with him. was one of the greatest minds of all time selected against in your convoluted, naive, and igorant assertions?

[TommiFoolerie]

The ability to prgenerate is hardly the point, he killed himself, there by weeding himself out of the gene pool indefinatly.

And having a hundred children is just over the top. the world is full of unwanted children adopting and raising them would have been a far better choice.

Many great minds have not had heir's. Perhaps they where to busy working on real issues not reading lines and taking pain killers to the point they brought about their own demise.

[EdudLufetips]

no. it isn't. read 'origin of species' by charles darwin. it may give you an insight as to what evolution and natural selection really mean.

[TommiFoolerie]

i know what Darwin said.

Fact is that heath ledger killed himself plain and simple.

Natural selection doesn't hardly exist thanks to medicine anyways.

The arguement is pointless.

The man killed himself if you support that all the power to you.

[EdudLufetips]

no- natural selection does exist in great proportions, and will never cease to exist- again, read what darwin wrote. the whole point of it is that it occurs over large spans of time PASSIVELY, not over hundreds of years like you imply with the asinine medicine argument. people die crossing the street even when the sign says don't cross. is that an accident or suicide? some people don't know the pharmakinetics of drugs. it may be foolish but has absolutely nothing to do with natural selection.

[TommiFoolerie]

Some one stepping into traffic when is says don't walk would be concidered in my books to be getting what they deserve, every kid is told to look both ways before crossing the street.

My comment on natural selection only was ment to imply that he brought about his own death. and there by removing his genes from the pool

Medcine has saved many people who would otherwise have died due to disease, accidents, self destruction and many other ways, there by polluting the gene pool and weaking it

[EdudLufetips]

i think my point has been made. your use of natural selection can be 'concidered' wrong, regardless of whether medicine pollutes the gene pool and 'weaking' it.

[TommiFoolerie]

Hardly, Natural selection not only deals with progeneration it also deals with adaptability. My point was clearly made a few posts ago, and like i said before all the power to you if you wanna support over self medicating.

Meanwhile producing a child is far different then raising one to be a individual that can fend for themselves and survive on their own.

The pollution of the gene pool comes from not just medicine but it does keep those that other wise wouldn't be part of it in it.

[EdudLufetips]

no. adaptability as pertaining to evolution involves vertical INTRA-species adaptations, not adaptability due ot specific events, especially not within a single generation. natural selection as a whole is not even referred to intraspecies-wise. it is more of an inter-species comparison and related success in producing offspring OVER LONG PERIODS of time= tens of thousands of years to millions of years. modern medicine has hardly been very effective for more than 50 years- 100 at the most.

[TommiFoolerie]

Your making this into a evolutionary debate when i was clearly stating that those that do die prematurely due to their own idiocy remove themselves from the equation.

The mans dead due to his own had. Point made.

But how much has the population of the world exploded over that time, it doesn't have to take years per-say, it only needs to be in generations of breeding. There are HIV immune children being born now

BTW i am glad some one knows how to debate and not just scream obsenities

[EdudLufetips]

*arguments

[Exodous23]

Artie Rules!!!

[Dre7Guevara]

this nigga is funny as hell!

[flash3999]

what a piece a shit

u dont make fun of somebody who died

[fluffman2]

go suck a dick fag lol

[EGarrett01]

That's the first racist comment I've heard him make. Homophobia + Racism makes it pretty hard to root for the guy.

[s0jasos]

its comedy..

[EGarrett01]

I'd buy that explanation if the joke was funny or clever or unique. It isn't. He just said "Hey, I lie about the fact that I don't want my sister dating a black person!"

[hwillz123]

clearly your not a true artie fan to know his comedy is mostly that. and drugs. have you not listened to the stern show and count how many fag jokes he makes in a day.

[ramonesacidpillsh]

What a Jew faggot....

[xxxgenkui716xxx]

hes italian asshole

[konatown5]

go call the ACLU

[goofyfootsurf]

I love the Stern show but god please give Artie a heart attack.

[FedorCroCop44]

ur a fag heath is dead get over it....u only like him cus of 1 movie i bet the dark knight...ur gay

[TommiFoolerie]

no he was in Bareback mountain too.

Why do people make actors out to be these great individuals when half of them can't take care of themselves without a life coach or a personal assistant.

Heath was good at acting but was hardly one of the greatest people of the century or even the decade...

[EdudLufetips]

lol... by the way... it was "brokeback mountain" not bareback... lol

and what does being the person of the century have to do with anything?

[TommiFoolerie]

duh no shit, Bare back implies the homosexual act of sex, it's a joke mental.

The point i am making is that there are far more important people.

[EdudLufetips]

bare back means not using a condom. it has no direct relation to homosexuality. bare back could be used to define heterosexual, unprotected sex.

[TommiFoolerie]

Aye and you think the cowboys in that movie wore condoms or lamb skins.

You really need to lighten up and have a laugh.

[EdudLufetips]

ok so you'll agree then that your 'survival of the fittest' were totally asinine.

[druha10304]

ahhahahha

[BelleandSebby]

Artie auditioned for Brokeback Mountain, lol.

[JayeH82]

Artie is great

[SHAOLINSHADOWBOXER80]

He even sounds fat...lol..with all those spit sounds & all that huffing..lol..don't die Artie, your one funny piece of shit.

[STINGY3000]

did i hear someone yell out "you fat fuck" @ 5:54 lol

[busker0203]

Oh, Jake!

[njac1946]

not that funny

[schmieder12]

i love artie's comedy..but what a fat slob