Guwange Walkthrough - Shishin - Stage 1

[mrsockesocke]

dont mean to be rude but before you make a walktrhough you should read the manual and learn the basics of a game. you didnt use the shikigami once, yet its vital to play the game well.

at least the picture quality of the video is very good.

[321cheeseman]

Wow, I'm fucking horrible at shmups, but watching this makes me feel like some kind of pro. I mean seriously, who uses a continue on the FIRST STAGE?

[TheChieftain77]

I came back to this video 5 months after my initial viewing.

You are bad at reviewing, you are bad at STGs and you should certainly still feel BAD.

[ShinOnigashima]

hahaha this sucks balls.

[RedDragunee]

Hey sir, you spelled the title wrong!

"This is a video of how NOT to play Goowang, stage 1 - enjoy!"

Hell, you could make this a living - just continue :D

[AGamersDisciple]

FYI, sorry for the grammar mistakes that I forgot to double check.

[AGamersDisciple]

1. It's not GooWang, It's GuWanGei. 2. Try using your Shikigami once in a while, you score will skyrocket up. 3. Even a Pre Teen child or a inbred moron can play better than you. 4. There's no point calling this an educational video if you have no skill whatsoever. 5. WTF?! You can't even pass the first stage without continuing. Even though I suck balls at Cave STG's and can only manage to get to the third stage mid boss without continuing, that is unless there's a auto bomb system, but at leas

[ShinOnigashima]

@AGamersDisciple

Isn't it more like, "GuWanGe"? Like the frickin game itself lol.

[AGamersDisciple]

@ShinOnigashima

Yes, lol, but I like to pronounce it like GuWanGei.

[streamofnath]

lololololol this is gold

[Tonytonyaaa]

"This is an educational video on how to pass stages in Guwange"

Yeah...A video showing someone with no skill using unlimited continues is really educational.

A monkey banging on the controller would work almost as well.

It might not hit the start button in time to continue, but barring that, it would have the same value for anyone looking to learn how to really play this game, or the finer mechanics of Shikigami use.

[bahoevel]

wow a walkthrough on how to suck at a video game. Gu-Wang is it? Your not exactly "passing" these stages. I mean, why even make a video like this?

[Twatbox]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahah

[EnterNameToNoAvail]

What a terrible walkthrough. In fact, why even make this? The best YOU could do is explain the scoring mechanic, which you clearly don't understand since you never pulled out the shikigami in the first 2 minutes I was willing to watch.

Want to watch a video that can be considered a walkthrough? Watch a pro play. There's vids around here somewhere. You'll learn a hell of a lot more.

And learn how to pronounce the game's name.

[TheChieftain77]

Jesus that was the worst walkthrough I have ever seen

[Altruis0]

A couple statistics:

Time to first hit: 8 seconds of gameplay

Time to first death: 46 seconds of gameplay

Time to first game over: 119 seconds of gameplay

Max chain: 78 coins

First credit score: 47088

Deaths:4

[Bananamatic]

@Altruis0 That's a new world record

[sinzfor369]

embarrassing game play -_-

[Bananamatic]

Also, Chad Warden?

[Bananamatic]

this is so bad that it's a masterpiece

[ShinOnigashima]

YOU DON'T SAY GOO WANG FFS!

It's GUWANGE, literally, like GOO WAN GE

[VanofArtic2]

this guy is doing it wrong.

[PseudoMcNym]

Is this a serious video? I'm pretty awful at these games, yet I'm considerably better than this. Even I would not consider doing a walkthrough at my skill level.

[ZomDizae]

Wat? You've got to be fucking kidding me...

[ChurchOfSolipsism]

I can't help thinking this guy's an elaborate troll... no one could possibly be that stupid. Well played, Chad, well played.

[monkie89]

GOOWAAAAAAANG

[converge74]

Calling this a 'walkthrough' is like a eunuch pretending to be a gigolo.

[UraLoop]

What's up Chad! You suck balls at videogames and you should stop making videos.

You can't even pronounce Guwange properly let alone play the game. I'm not sure what kind of walkthrough this was meant to be apart from how to play like a loser, fail to use the Shikigami option, ignore scoring entirely and show people how to credit feed through a game that isn't meant to be credit fed.

Nice work.

[Dalemushashi]

@UraLoop

Straight to the heart of the matter

[MedievalManIII]

noob cant even pass the first stage without using a continue

[converge74]

"This is an educational video on how to pass stages in Guwange."

Step 1: familiarise yourself with the location of the start/continue button. You'll be using it a lot.

This is like someone teaching maths by getting their students to look up the answers in the back of the text book. You rock Chad! Presumably, in future videos he'll show us how to use an infinite smart bomb or invunerability cheat...

[grafe2]

really shouldnt do walkthroughs if you cant even pass the first level, just imo.

[saprogamer]

LOL @ all the elitist nerds upset about the way mahalo's playing....if they give u continues you should be able to USE THEM!!!!

[olddrunkninja]

@saprogamer They can certainly be used, but you really shouldn't consider a level, much less the game "cleared" if you use them.

Let's face it, this "guide" can be done by literally anybody. All you have to do is fail and press start when the continue screen pops up. A much more useful guide would be showing how to utilize the shikigami (which isn't used ONCE here, wtf), maybe show some good tricks to get around tricky patterns, etc.

[UToobChanul]

@saprogamer They give you infinite continues, and they aren't meant to be used.

You obviously don't understand how arcade games work.

[mrmonkeyman79]

I wouldn't really call this a walkthrough, I mean aren't walkthroughs supposed to show how to play a game well?

[Ghostezra]

I can't see how this is a walkthrough if you're just credit feeding. Please don't give people the wrong impression that this game can be beat with continues.

[MetallicMushroom]

Unless this was supposed to teach me how to die constantly and use a continue on the first stage I'd say this video was rubbish.

[infinitedreams]

you have absolutely no idea what the hell you are doing. An educational video on how to pass levels? you are not playing right. You're not even using your shikigami. When you play these games you use ONE credit. when you run out of lives you START OVER. That is how you learn. You don't just keep pressing start over and over again until you've credit fed your way through the game. This is the kind of shit that reviewers do and then complain that the game is too short. You are doing it WRONG.

[saprogamer]

You are a. Fucking. GOD. These games look so hard @_@, I heard about this "Toha" game that's apparently the hardest of them all. Thanks

[TrevHead10]

@saprogamer Im sure you mean the ToeHoe which is a game about a young girl and her life in the foot fetish sex trade

[zachlolz]

soz

[DandyDLC]

youre trash stick to rpgs

[capnpayne]

ahahaha

[palindrome33]

jesus fuck you do realise you are suposed to chain the coins throughout the whole game ? what a joke .

[NoopNi]

You might wanna get good enough to finish the first level before you go trying to make a walkthrough. Just a suggestion.

[TrevHead10]

@MahaloVideoGames prepare yourself to be made fun of by alot of shmup fans for proclaiming your video as some kind of superplay and then use a continue in the 1st stage which most players can get past 1st try.

Creditfeeding is looked upon by most shmuppers as simlar to god mode or using emulator save states. While it does look elitist to outsiders, we know that just mindlessly continuing cheapens the game and the whole experience.

try to beat it without continuing or atleast limit credits

[TrevHead10]

@TrevHead10 if trying to 1 credit clear it (1CC), isnt your thing atleast play for score and learn the deep and complex scoring strategies. Pls really do give either a serious try many shmuppers will say its the best fun you can have with a controller especially when you get a really big score or 1CC it for your first time.

[manatworks]

uh, hello sir, do you know that you can hold the A button for Shinkigami shot mode?

also, you have too much useless movements ,that's the reason why you get hit in less than first 10 seconds of the run.

please don't call this walkthrough , let me humbly assume that you don't even know the base mechanics of this game, you are embarrassing not only us shmups players, but also the genre itself too, thank you.

[hatchedarea]

There's no walking through a Cave STG ... you have to RUN through it SCREAMING. If you don't understand this you will never understand these games. I can't believe you had to continue on the first stage. Just ... give up. You're not meant to continue at all.

[UToobChanul]

Also you know absolutely nothing about this game's chaining system. Not a damn thing.

[UToobChanul]

Oh my god this is some of the worst play I've ever seen.

Are you trying to WALK INTO the bullets??

[emphatic001]

How is this a walktrough when you use continues? LOL

[hatchedarea]

@emphatic001 I like how he gets hit within 8 seconds by the second enemy that appears ... this is hilarious. XD Thanks for the link dude.

[TenaciousDn]

Just a quick suggestion make use of you A button the Shikigami will make the bullets passive giving you ample time to take out the enemy without having to constantly dodge plus it makes the boss fights easier once you get the timing down.

[otakudante]

What gaming system is that for?

[MahaloVideoGames]

@otakudante Xbox 360 on Xbox Arcade.

[espgangsta217]

damn

[IZORACK]

reminds me of the game platypuss (ò_Ó)

[emohater123456789]

@IZORACK I KNOW RIGHT