Riddle #40 - Kamikaze Pilots

[illumifishhouse]

sadly one of the students was blinking right before it happened...

[croy2000]

Watch closely I'm only gonna do this once

[TheMoviePax]

HSFSHGHBJCBSJFBVJVBXJB! AND SHBAFKJNLKJNSJCNDJNFJSDGBJDVJS­BDJF EVERYWERE!

[Dandys11]

he was shouting 神風!!! カミカゼ!!!

[originalRedzz]

no, no, no. you're asking the wrong question. it should be "Do you know what is a Kamikaze pilot?"

Answer: no.

[DaRkSoRa71]

don't do this at home



[polopowers1]

Your wife and 19 year old daughter will be taken care of.

[flissybabyxx]

He said: *In the voice of Chow from the hangover*

'Toodaloooooo Mutha F**kaaaaaaaas'!

[MockingVenus]

....BANZAI

[mememeRULZ]

"Get out of here if you do not want to die"

[raysrock55]

even though you cant see just fly down

[xWIS3xFlyGuy]

im your sub barack

[DeadToDread]

Dont practice

[edwinsmartyo]

I'm chuck norris

[sirrandomidiot]

he did not say anything cos he died

[DMK000]

Don't get killed.

[wcemichael]

If you can come back you did it wrong!

[AngelKytara]

Don't crash

[sondow15]

ummmmmm KAMIKAZE

[MrKovlad]

Dont try this at home!

[Deathbysmoothie177]

then all of the kamikaze trainers don't get their monthly paycheck?

[YazoProductions]

This is a joke, not a riddle.

[MrKSAMMON]

no practicing!!!



[CPM117]

Don't crash...

[lilkiller08]

Anoying music bad choice

[Tatsue295]

Yeah I remember that day, we played a joke on Stan, we siphoned half his tank.

[noremacxela1]

that's not a riddle that's a joke. there is a difference

[123armyoftwo]

how should i know



[mystix45]

location location location! lol jeff dunham and ahkmed

[kylerules55555]

No practicing in school.

[jokerjaker1]

nothing, there was too much high school drama to listen

[AbbeyDawn65]

Nothing, he was dead.

[XDfOrEvErShAdAmY]

HES CHUCK NORRIS!!!!! PARADOOOOOX xDDDD

[brewerface]

how are we going to shag our virgins when we are now flying mince ?

[SasukeUchiha1951]

1 rule:NO PRACTICING 

[22truegamer]

stop putting the answer in the comments like oh I got it right when we all know you looked at the answer

[happybrianna18]

"Chuck Norris is awesome."

[fijiwater1000]

cuz hes freaken jesus, thts y, and thts the answer 4 every riddle in the world, end of story

[Chrispollis]

i am gonna saw you only once?Yes

[TaylaTGW]

"You guys will never get laid!"

[RealRaaluk]

@TaylaTGW LOL made my day xD

[Adricgames]

this seems like a joke, not a riddle.

if he was an instructor, he'd only be able to do it once, coz he'd die.

[NathanTheNinja1]

Make sure you wear a helmet...?

[MrStakePowered]

pull my finger?

[soranguyen]

"You better die the first time, unlike me!"

[AntiMatterSora]

"i REAALLY want you all to succeed"

[coolestrulest]

location location location

[sadleclubgirl]

@coolestrulest lol jeff dunham!

[superkalo100]

its funny how people click on the link in the description see the answer and then post a comment and think there all smart

[Utkrisht123]

i will call chuck norris

[thehaloring90]

he said KILL THE JEWISH!

crap i pissed off the nazis

[VicTheMouth]

the instructor was ganon and said, to do your job right, YOU MUST DIE!

[2312931]

i bet u 100 yen tht you cant do this twice

[IamBakaSan]

k thats not a riddle, thats just a cruel joke.

Yay Wolter and Jeff Dunham

[GUIC3DUP]

If you do this right you can have sex with my wife okay ?

[Wolfzareawsome]

what is kamikaze

[12Jubilee]

I KEEL U

[matttony123]

watch closely i can only do this once.

[mystix45]

no practicing before the real deal! ;P and the whole only gonna do this once thing

[aceofspade1800]

He told the students to wear turbans.

[amilate1967]

1:im only doing this onse!

2:bey bey kids! im going to die in a plane!

[Zanyways64]

im only gonna do this once.

[Jimpiedepimpie]

DO A BARREL ROLL

[newcombstrohschein]

It's funny because he's dead. lololololol

[SuperCrillis]

NO PRACTICING

[soccerking442]

he showed them it once and died

[cheese1891]

nothing. he was an INSTRUCTOR. duh

[tigerfist3]

Watch carefully i will do this only once!

[djlewis25]

BALLS! BAALLSS! BAAAA.... *CRASH*

[puddin230]

location, location, location

[bbdamur17]

any volunteer?? :p

[IIIIITHE1IIIII]

I'll see you in HELL!

[iNTERS22]

"be careful"

[MrMarsracer]

America is gonna fuck us up

[45alejandrina]

"Watch closely. I'm only doing this once."

[linjuntao]

"Watch Closely, I am only doing this once"

[ChintzyFob]

@linjuntao dont post the answer dumbass

[chuknorisk9211]

@linjuntao watch closely v r the olny whor going t bust our asses,palnes n bomb on enemy they r smart doing same jsut using bombs n safe their asses n planes

[snooplovescake1]

um...nothing?

[Zerstoererh]

He says: "It must be surprising, it must go like "WTF BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!""

[weurRTG]

Alright. Watch carefully. I'm only gonna do this once.

[phight2thefinish]

instructor: today were learning about taking off

instructor: tomarrow we'll learn about mid-flight

instructor: and the next day we'll learn about landing.... acutally forget that last part

[kayseagirl123]

ummmm HUH?!?!?!?!?!??

[hamoan66boi]

IF YOUR GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE, HIT SOMTHING!

[ShotGunOFun]

That they are worthless pieces of sh****t and that this school was a

Terrible idea

[SamTheSackboy]

Instructor: Are you people freaking idiots?! Do you really need to go to school to know how to kamikaze?!

Student: Obviously you do if you're still alive!

[13KikiStrike]

lll

[pikapower427]

whoever's parents sent their kids to a school for kamikaze pilots must REALLY hate them.

[pratttan]

Location location location.

[MrDouglasXD]

Instructor: Do I have a volunteer?

Students: ...

*crickets*

[7SDice]

Don't practice.

[bertrob3]

"Watch out for the enemy's power level. IT'S OVER 9000!"

[glitterdawg86]

@bertrob3 "WHAT?! 9000?! THAT'S OUTRAGOUS!!!"

[EbonyTTheWolf12]

@bertrob3 where do u get this?

[spidey2099m]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AMERICAN INVASION!!!!!!!!! AMERICAN INVASION!!!!!!!!!

[TheHalo3spartan117]

bonsai

[supernovabeast369]

chuck norris will roundhouse kick you if you fail!

[lemonademan1]

Go pratice on those crash test dummies?¿

[yeryandjose]

screw the world.....

[mrfoozy47]

...dont fuck up?

[mister0cheese]

that there are virgins waiting in the water?

[MrHeyup]

he cud have said anything it doesnt state dat the instructor was a pilot..

[mrShadowpuppet18]

i only gonna do this once

aha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

[legoguy000]

BOMBS AWAY!!!!!

[stormflame101]

Hello class I am your teacher.

[silentmoon63]

he says,

Okay class, today your all gonna be killed by chuck norris, okay?

[XxLaughinTVxX]

death is fun? i know from expirience :P

[666BLeue]

I didn't know there were Kamikaze schools. I thought they just took volunteers and put em in a plane.

[robyaro1]

go kill yourselfs

[TheInedibleHunk]

lulz

[TheNickelDimeQuarter]

Now I'm Only Going To Do This Once. I Already Heard This Riddle Before.

[pwnzorgod]

Trick question, there is no school for kamikaze pilots, theyre supposed to crash

[Achterzaal12]

he said : NEVER PRACTICE

[xBLKxKNIGHT0909]

he said they were a bucnh of assholes and to go kill themselves.

[HarryPotterFanatic33]

he told them to watch out for Chuck Norris

[megapunch99]

He told them KAMIKAZE!!!!!!!!!

[CaptainHitsugaya14]

i get it cuz kamikaze pilots are trained to fly planes but not to land them.

[slipknotmaggot4eva1]

FOR ALLAH!!!

[MrsLedZepper]

he musn't be a very good kamikaze pliot instructor if hes still alive to teach students how to do it :P

[tinypineappl]

@MrsLedZepper Actually i think he is a very bad instructor because he didnt die when he had to. lol

[Zerstoererh]

@MrsLedZepper Sure he is, cause hes Chuck Norris, he did kamikaze like 100 times.

[RAZVAEU1]

@MrsLedZepper  Good point

[12YEAROLDABS]

watch closely im only gonna do this once

[ilovesparky13]

the point of being a kamikaze pilot is u commit suicide not homicide XD

[countrygalcm]

is that even a riddle and what is a kaikaze!?!?

[andymboss]

@countrygalcm ahahahahh a kamikaze is a terrorist suicide bomber(plane)

[countrygalcm]

@andymboss now that explains it

[deathangel538]

@countrygalcm suicide

[Stoshie]

Not a riddle, But funny.

[fjklao]

@XXxHV4xXX lol think about it, isnt that hard.. how many times can you crash into something until youre dead

[MsChrisky]

my name is Chuck Norris...

[AoKiji3]

I looked at the answer and it's "Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once" lol he gon' die NIGAAAHH

[TheUndercover9]

not knowing how to drive the plane doesnt matter

ur gonna die anyway. uhm just translate it to japanese

[TheEpicman2006]

you guys will die so report on my room exactly beetwen hours womans 1st btw bring some lube

[cherisanne]

watch this closely.i'm only doing this once.

i the answer cuz' my friend is a riddle master.

[alexandrasthethird]

im only gonna show you how to do this once

[McSnookerman]

this is a joke, not a riddle

[Racoonieboy]

*Joke alert*

Oh no! This isn't a freaking riddle! Wow!

[MrPopescuTheSecond]

this is not a riddle is more like a joke "watch closely i'm only gona do this once"

[wolflinkanddogfan]

im gonna rape u ass holes :)

[AFlockOfBeagulls]

You guys are dumb asses

[ashrocks87]

the real answer is "watch closely im only going to do this once" i say bullshit how would we know if he's an instructor he shouldnt do it only once

[ashrocks87]

you'll be soon riding the wind?

[SuperMarioFan007]

he could have said fuckin anything, wtf is with the question?

[kopa225]

"One lesson........KEEL!"

[magicmage0323]

dunno something asain? this ones hard O.o

[Genierules]

*insert racist joke here lololol*

[BGpiranha]

"safety first ,always wear youre helmet"

[Allen0Ellis]

"all you should retire"

[blade5247]

he said "before you go up in the air smoke a little blunt so you'll be so high, you'll be on cloud 9

[msiarx8]

More of a joke then a riddle.....

[TadhgKelly123]

Herro you buy srome bombs would you like some fliedd lice chiken bawl Banzai on you

[pneshati]

Wheres the link?

[iwilleatyou7678]

thats a joke not a riddle

[KjartanTorbensson]

i'm only showing you once!?

[andymillerisdabest]

Re-enable ratings FFS. What was the matter? Did the thumbs downs hurt your feelings? FYI, I wanted to thumbs down.

[Justinp00p]

"hi guys" :D

[InvaderZim871]

It sucked knowing you.

[growlands1]

"FareWell You Son Of Bitches! I've Had Enough Here You Magots, Cheerio!

[2damacks420]

dont crash

[atinlockup]

never come back ! haha

[TheJokesmtih]

"Don't listen to me, I'm not exactly an expert."

[Bobstew68]

"You know, my thighs actually have freckles."

[CleansWithRag]

"Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once."

[theamvgirlx]

Why does this guy always play creepy music?? its scaring the living fuck out of me.

[scalatayud]

I don't know.

[MRKill3R99thefirst]

the answer is funny

[Sararox65]

wtf, thats dumb, how in the heck are u supposed to figure that out? i dont get it

[FriendofUKF]

@Sararox65 you don't get it?

[theamvgirlx]

@FriendofUKF i dont get it.