A Short Film 18: The German

[Doertesguitarchannel]

Heres a translation from german to english:

Do you speak german? Good evening,Miss.I can smell your pussy.We fuck you after the show,bring your mother.Big boobs.Huge Penis.My Penis is huge.One little (dont understood that word).Huge boner in the pussy.Kiss my penis with your Vagina.Your tight,wet,sweet,hairy,wet pussy.Your mom is tasting horny. Your mothers vagina stinks.Let it be,fried eggs.Open Asshole.I have to fart.

[littleguzzler]

faces that you make...priceless

there are some things money can't buy

[KillFate777]

i am german too

this is soooooo great xD

[LBxTutorials]

iam german haha and its so funny xD

[VangelizMetalfuck]

super cabron !!!! WTF!!! Your words are like the exorcist lol!!!!

[lachnichxD]

Huge boner in the c**t. Kiss my d**k with your p***y, your tight, wet, sweet, hairy, moist p***y. Piss off, open asshole, I have to fart!

[lachnichxD]

I am from germany and I'm surprised you can speak german that well, master! But how can doubt?? Please forgive me master, you're really a genius!

Never heard such a good german!

For all who can't understand these glorious words:

Do you speak german? Good evening miss. I can smell your c**t.

We f***k you after the show so bring your mother. Big t**s. Huge c**k.

My c**k is huge.

-don't understand next sentence xD-

[Dompiestompie]

Es ist gute, mein papa had es nicht gewusst ^^

its good, my dad dont know it ^^

[Jay13Dead]

So cool that you do it in german xD

maybe my mother would like it?? No I don´t think so xD

Greetz from germany!!!

[EvilTakesItsForm]

my little schnitzel xD

[MrQ1989]

*slowly creeps in from the backdoor and takes a seat*

[Dompiestompie]

master you are looking to much german porn :p or maybe you are a pornstar hahhaha

[walhalla254]

"How do you like that...my little schnitzel?" This is so funny

[haxbox7]

the death leaf makes you learn different languages.

[cantaloupefandangger]

GERMAN CURSE WORDS: Pussy = Mushy Dick = Pimmel, Speiltze, Ding, schwanz, Ständer, Mammutbaumstamm, Suck my Dick = Lutsch mein' Schwanz Fuck, fucking = Fick, ficken Bitch = Schlampe Shit = Schiesse, kack Asshole = Arschloch Fotze = Cunt Jerk off = Wichser You assfucked son of a bitch! = Du arschgefickter Hurensohn!

[Mjoelnirsmashurface]

translation:

do you speak german? good evening miss. i can smell your cunt. *breathes in :D*

we'll fuck you after the show, bring your mother, big tits.

huge prick (or penis). my penis is huge.

the next sentence makes no sense :D

huge boner in the cunt. kiss my cock with your pussy. with your tight, watery, sweet, hairy, wet pussy.

your mother tastes awesome. your mothers cunt stinks.

leave it in your pants, opened asshole. i have to fart.

fucking awesome :D i really had to laugh out loud :D

[K3nsterLetsPlays]

Sprechen Sie deutsch, Guten Abend Fräulein, ich kann deine Fotze riechen unsoweiter xD

[The666MICHAELMYERS]

respect master that was very good german *thumbs up*

[bakalakastan]

lol thumb if you understood what he was saying :P (i did)

[spfinc1212]

LOVEEEE YOUUU XD

[MrBlomu]

Das bist unterhaltsam!

[Doertesguitarchannel]

I'm from germany,and a few things you said were complet Bullshit,but the most things were right and very funny :D

[42105]

my little schnitzel : D

[YukiHimemiya]

from germany actually...

totally funny

[CrazyBabyJane]

Frau CrazyBabyJane es unter dem tisch...

[fatalityhawk]

can someone translate the german part??

[Nyffenschwander]

@fatalityhawk Here you go: "Do you speak german? Good evening, miss. I can smell your cunt. We will fuck you after the show, bring your mothers. Big tits. Enormous dick. My dick is enormous. A little [Nachsteiner???]. Gigantic erection in the cunt. Kiss my cock with your pussy, your tight, wet, sweet, hairy, humid pussy. Your mother tastes great. The pussy of your mother smells. Leave it be, scrambled eggs. Opened asshole. I have to let one rip."

[fatalityhawk]

@Nyffenschwander haha lovely. cheers

[LilOldCreep]

Smoke weed and you will know every language known to man.

[sarahewright9]

Ich bin ein berliner.

I am a donut.

[pedroloura]

Wow! Germanish!! XD

[RavagingTerror]

Lololololol

[blackorcore]

how many languages do you speak?

[Nyffenschwander]

Meister des Metals, ich bin beeindruckt von Eurer Zunge, die meine kostbare Muttersprache liebkost wie Euer Dämonenschwanz die Axtwunden unserer aller Mütter. Ewiges Heil dem Meister (und nur dem Meister...), dem letzten wahren Dichter und Denker...

[dociceman1]

Damn. You are too frickin' awesome!!!! I have to look away!!!

[Dompiestompie]

haahahahahahaahah EPIC you are to crazy <3

[MyNameIsForve]

this is like art house cinema

[GarlicBoy2003]

Ya that's right. I disliked your video.

[GarlicBoy2003]

Your so gross. The was you move your mouth around is also disgusting. Dislike.

[demolitionXloveX94]

How would someone say: "Master you sound so sexy" In German. It would be much appreciated <3

[marko92pn]

Meine mutter!!! :D

[ChampionofSlaanesh]

Jetzt bin ich geil. :D

[Lerentis]

awsome xDD

[beelzebub686]

"Tu mamá carga un colchón sobre la espalda para que siempre esté en acción"

Your mom carries a mattress on her back so she's always in action.

[VoxNeruda]

Entschuldigen, Sie vergessen "Deine Lippen sind so zart wie nase Leben."

[PlayboyHerbie]

Master: Ich bin ein Diener!

[Zergleon]

i lolled even though my german sucks :) but im dutch so i can understand bits :D

but that spanish part got me of guard

[billyblackattacks]

I dont speak german...but I get the jist of what youre saying. something about how big your cock is and their mothers vagina

[DarkLustDesire69]

@billyblackattacks which is basically what he talks about in every video. kinda creepy, but fun to watch nevertheless

[RoyalSatanas]

Heil HeavymetalHappyHour.

[psychotroniko]

lol your german isnt bad gues your watched lotsa porn^^

[HurricaneWoWs]

Helloooo

[LaneTheSlain]

Lol first video in a bit.