Kim Jong-il Dating Video

[gogoandywolf]

He's dead now.

[dubboy9001]

i have the same birthday as kim jong il. win.

[ElocTheComrade]

@dubboy9001 ME TOO BRO!!!

[NU13NU13NU13]

THE MOST MATERIALISTC

[KhomeiniGod]

May Allah bless Dear Leader Kim Jong il

[jimmyshitbags]

thumbs up if you were reasding the captions in his team america accent

[TheTollundWoman]

Ehrma Brown responded...

[djdecker543]

WTF IM SOOOOOOOOO RONERYYYYYYYYYYYY XD

[silentfades]

would love to see someone take him out and I am not talking about dating.

[Smoke101ish]

North Korea scares me O.o

[jons44]

Kim Jong-il gets tons of pussy.

[RabosTroll]

The perfect man for a wife that only have to wash 1 set of clothes.

[jethro035181]

...if kim can't get megan fox......he'll just go to fire island

[Dajibbly]

Fun fact! Kim Jong Il, much like George Washington with his wooden teeth, NEVER SMILES!

Funner fact! The body double playing Kim that day was shot thirty-four times in the back for "erronreous dispray of emotion"!

Funnest fact! Kim is a girls name >,>

[Dajibbly]

@Dajibbly Yes, yes, I know, they weren't WOODEN teeth, but hippo tusk and elephant ivory with gold screws and a few human and animal replacement teeth. But, please, ham it up for the ignorant!

[ParsimoniousRhomboid]

famry man

[cherryboy90]

8 people are very ronery

[vittayayut1]

Family Man Ha Ha Ha Ha

[Orphioux]

this video is classic, loves pokemon ftw.

[GoldenDevil777]

omg ladies how would you like Kim Jung Il trying to get into your pantys.---pukes on floor---

[Tsar8000]

He looks like a little grey homo with sunglasses for women.

[snehesten]

wow that's a great smile you got there kim

[XareSoft]

HE LOOKS LIKE POO

[ohevshalomel]

LOL.

[DrHooty911]

0:36 Entire N. Korea is starving but look at that kid.

[ClintDuza]

that music was from the film dragonheart right? havnt seen that film in ages!!

[jammy241095]

Won't this guy just die...?

[palui123]

He is sux

[bienenpabst]

THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PORN COLLECTION ON EARTH NEED NO DATE !

[Wyldstylist]

Love that vid :D Juche glorified!!

[bb33nnii]

justin bieber woulda been perfect, but hes seeking a single woman -.-

[claudefrog]

i always thought it was just a look alike of kim jong ill in the nude not actually a cut and paste for him... Kim Jong Ill is cool.

[castillianwagon500]

Yes, 90 % of Germany was behind Hitler. Stalin was worse, if you can imaging that. Hitler killed about 27 million people Stalin 62 million. Mao killed 77 million. Mao was not a Hitler or a Stalin though. Strange that we , the US , did business with both. The theory is " the enemy of my enemy is my friend". Brutal but necessary for survival.

[jazevoo]

wow his glasses are awesome!!! mr lover lover

[1111krol]

now in chinese: wuws wuwlewum

[PassionateGoth]

LMAO!! I am in tears

[reporter]

i hope he dies slowly

[nraywood]

what was the music used in this vide before the im lonely

[dphillips83]

@nraywood Randy Edelman - Draco

[castillianwagon500]

He's about as well liked as Hitler and Stalin.

[Inv4derxXx]

@castillianwagon500 hitler was a god in germany for a while... stalin... thats a different story lol

[1pallot]

Looks like my sort of guy, I may get in touch and see if he wants smashing in!

[heisenfeis]

at 0:53 is that really him ?????????????

[dphillips83]

@heisenfeis no. i think you can google it and you'll find the original picture of some guy in the nude. someone just put his head on him.

[Ander96Alex]

@heisenfeis

yes thats him :))

[seonidh]

If I ever hear that a crack team of North Korean commando's have assassinated the guy who made this video I wouldn't be suprised. Really watch out. As for the dating, well with an entire country of dedicated brainwashed followers even the little guy can get some puntang. Even with glasses like those.

[dphillips83]

@seonidh i'll watch my back

[Tunafrisk]

@seonidh considering the fact that supreme commander kim probly is the only person in north korea who is allowed to have the internet, as for the author I'd say he is safe lol

[twillkickers]

@seonidh lol how could they assemble a "crack team of commandos." they don't even have money!!!

[seonidh]

@twillkickers evidently you've never seen the parades they do with all those brainwashed soldiers

[twillkickers]

@seonidh fair point, but you should realize that other than a bunch of bodies, they really have no material for "crack commandos" or even starting a war. considering they get most of their stuff from South Korea and China anyway... much less is the chance that they manage to send these said commandos into the country of question. imo north korea is nothing at all to be afraid of... lol ;)

[kabluwi]

good with kids...

[kyl4edfkmsdk]

prease he so ronery

[MyFilthyQuadSport]

Kim, you already have a wife dude. shes 14. remember?

[princeKaitou1412]

nice pokemon haha

[Mamushhhhhh]

this dude is a gangsta i swear

[Mrhamburgerable]

im a korean lol

[shakysyxx]

whats the name of that insturmental? sounds awesome

[mjvn200]

Kim Jong Il is the great ....dirty dog

[cearter474]

thats a little over the top dont you think SurfistaCamad? and thats sort of creeping me out

[SurfistaCamad]

do you have any idea what this guy has been doing for the past 10 years?

[ConstantinIV]

@cruiserweight77

I've heard he's ben doing lots and lots of dry humping cats!

[rumor has it, he eats them afterwards!]

[NARATO0]

what he do ?

[SurfistaCamad]

fuckin evil bastard id rip his fukin eyeballs out and force feed him them then shoot him in the balls till he dies of blood loss

[PapaMurphy15]

yah!! america!!

[mato20002000]

ahahahaha

[ringwr4ith]

sounds like dragonheart sountrack

[PhilCollinsLive]

haha PWEZZE call haha

[Anhello]

massive killer

0:45; is his face or his ass ¿¿

[Chrustay177]

i so ronry, lol funny song

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

Why is it that all dictators have weird hair styles.. maybe except Saddam Hussein.. Saddam emobodied a real american more than americans could.. He had the guns and the cuban cigars and the bitches.. lol

[ussoldiersm316]

@LOLDISNEYLAND james bond style villain

[globalchaos1984]

@LOLDISNEYLAND lol Who do you think supplied Saddam in the '80's?

[O0oSorousho0O]

@LOLDISNEYLAND Hitler invented the emo hairstyle... Caesar invented the caesar haircut (not weird). Stalin's hair wasn't that weird... but lol

[matchless10000]

these bastards must b shot like ceasescue

[10chankc2]

failed to mention he has a vagina

[TotalEdwardAddict]

hahh, epic as.

XD

[creedsuxass]

This is what happens when an insecure in the closet gay on a power trip takes over a country.

[jparish62]

well he actually inherited it from his father, but he was brought up like that....lol

[HeavymetalHunny]

0:51 excellent lmao

[groterichard]

yep Kim Jong-joe orsomting XD

[sass104505]

He should stop playing with his tiny little dick. Look how his hair stand up !!

[iwsab]

america can villify him all u want! u villified saddam hussain and killed him, but Kim lives and he has nukes. That's the difference between korea and iraq.

[dphillips83]

and now his drunk son has the nukes. fun.

[iwsab]

well, no one know anything about NK, Kim or his son (unless yr psychic) America is going to have to accept a nuclear NK, japan, persia and arabia. as NK demonstrates, nukes save them america invasion...

[mato20002000]

@iwsab I have nukes too but you dont see me braggin.

[Washu73]

epic

[8bitPikachu]

the new world is inenditable.

[AhMeSoRonery]

he's a bit of ronery..

[IlluminatiHellaven]

Family Man....LOL!!

[NE9ITO]

Die already you are a dross it(he,she) leaves the people(village) north Korean to live

[Bangell99]

Nicely done!

[livewithsin]

watch what happens when someone actually e-mails him lol

[GaTiger11]

Take that, Hans Brix!

[deathraiser91]

what a hypocrite, hates capitalism..but there he is with a mickey mouse hat on

[dphillips83]

lmao

[tonyg0123]

yes, he actually likes capitalism, he just doesn't like capitalism in his country because he knows it will lead to his dismantle of control over his people.

[ifhihihihi]

LOL XD

[izurz]

dame whats up with his hair seriously

[KhmerSerey1]

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezza­aaa !!!!

[eccentricdonald]

Aww... so ronery! ROR

[altoids79762]

y u tark lik dat

[smeagol2jf]

epic win

[groterichard]

Ty :D

[groterichard]

cooooool video XD can you tell me the name of the song :D?

[dphillips83]

Thanks. :D

The song is called Draco from the Dragonheart Soundtrack.

[stillsane2285]

okay weak! you copied the same ending word for word! I still like it though!

[dphillips83]

But of course... yours is the original. That's why its a Video Response. :)