1991 Wedding Day Midge & Alan commercial

[thatutubegirl]

"Alan, don't look! Midge has a surprise, HER VAGINA!!!!!

[zgthebest126]

So according to wikipedia Midge was born in 1961 which means she was 31 when she gotten married in 1991. Does this mean she was in her 40's when she gave birth to her kids?

[bowiewondergirl]

I legit thought the suprise was a garter...or a strapon, a bottle of lube, a latex suit and a bottle of advil for the aftermath...

[MsLollily]

@bowiewondergirl true true lol

[mj4ever1332]

i freaked out when she took the dress off i was like... wtf?!?!?

[Losaru]

And then she goes on to become a controversial pregnant doll.

[UpAndLeave]

@Losaru lots that were once normal become controversial.

[brownskingrl07]

Is that honemoon dress even kid appropriate?? lol

[ThatGypsyBoy]

Poor girl named after a small fly... : /

[MsLollily]

@ThatGypsyBoy no aftrer a midgetit get it shes a midge

[cutiepuff31692]

Alan: Dont PEAK?! I Married the bitch!

[makloveskitties]

thats a big ass dress

[marshmallowthreat1]

Midge has a surprise! Midge has a penis!

[MsPPeacock]

Alan dont look! Midge is a dude!

[hayliepua]

That's not midge and Alan

[CV666new]

THEY ARE DIVORCED NOW.

[kamyshin1234]

And then..... 17 years later...... Barbie FINALLY gets married :)

[barbieholix]

love it...allan sold seperately...oh geez

[pweenl]

Ever since I had this doll I dreamed that I would change into a short reception dress just like hers!

[rokonchicken]

awkwerd!!!!

[beatlesrox100]

0:17 so inappropriate for kids! midge getting undressed for sexx!!!

[saugagirl83]

Poor Barbie...always a bridesmaid, never a bride.lol

[AllieCatTats]

And she wasn't only packing a reception outfit no, she also came with an evening Teddy/panty hose set underneath her wedding gown. Guess we all new what was going to happen that night lol! And they wonder why kids change barbies clothes so much. Haha

[QueenCosmos]

DO U TAKE ALAN

[kaitie648]

I thought they were Teens =(

[AlphaGreenStar]

ALAN DON'T PEEK ;)

*nine months later*

Now Introducing preggo Minge! XD

[howcutegirlccd]

ALAN, DON'T PEEK.

:D

[darkrainfall123]

i love barbie im collecting them all

[vivianvoltage]

Who the fuck is Midge?!

[Moondust202101]

"Alan don't peek! Midge has a surprise!" She's really a man!

[gladys90062]

They don't blink. o.0

[Katelinanator]

haha...my sister was playing with her barbies today and she made them get married...now i showed her this...i shouldnt have...

[CelticXAngel88]

why does barbie get screwed out of a relationship with her gay Ken friend but Midge and Alan get married even tho Alan and Ken hook up in secret?

[lovlydogs]

midge and alan? i had no idea there names where diffrent back then.

[MrNEStalgia]

Wow.... midge looks a lot like Dr. Quinn to me...

[karnella]

who names their kid midge? that's almost as bad as blanch. 

[SuckAFuckUToob]

LMFAO!! I so remember this.

[proudlatina1510]

LOL "Alan don't peek" Looks like he did more than peek , the Pregnant Midge doll came after this LOL!

[CUTI3DUCKY]

And shes the one that got pregnantt::)

LOL from that family thing

[ChozoSpacePanda]

soon they'll be..... wait for it.... married with children :P don't hate me...

[missgitta10]

alan dont peek :D

[mrtaurus09]

midge is a stripper i see

[StevieatsaTV]

I have the happy family grandma

wow i just got her and in great condition!

she came with glasses atleast but not with her clothes

my dad is going to buy the grandpa for me on eBay!

[pokemonplatinumfan11]

lol isnt there a midge doll where she has a baby and on her little hand there is a small wedding ring painted on...LOL

[DiamondTeardrop6]

@pokemonplatinumfan11 lol yes there is. That was the very last Barbie I ever got. . . . I was kinda too old for it. But I had wanted one for ages, XD and it was on sale.

[pokemonplatinumfan11]

@DiamondTeardrop6 lol...XD

[vannawh1te]

i think its funny how midge had a baby 11 years later in 2002...its like seriously...arent u kinda old to still be havin kids?!

[karnella]

@sweetieJB520

I'm building a time machine as we speak.

[lpsrocks2007]

Thats sad Midge got marred befor barbie!

[TheLexeeDiaries]

--i have the alan- :D

[ChaosControl1997]

There was this joke I heard awhile ago. Now there is a divorce Barbie, she comes with all of Kens things.

[donnyosmand86]

midge has surprise!!!!

[MadomLovelyBird]

this encourage kids to get married so young

[Nerdhot]

@MadomLovelyBird No, it doesn't. Lol, I had this doll and I'm 25 now and just newly engaged, it's just a toy and just for fun.

[MadomLovelyBird]

@Nerdhot ok ok wat eve i lke the toy too lol waaz just makin fun

[araparap]

@MadomLovelyBird how does this teach kids to get married young? it allows girls to dream of their big wedding day and role play...which childeren will do with or without dolls anyway, i dont think a doll that doesnt talk can teach childeren anything...kids learn from their parents...not a 30cm peice of plastic!!

[lpsrocks2007]

@araparap LOL

[barbielr27]

seriously da whole midge thing is wrong 1st she gets married in her teens but then gets pregnant in her teens wat a nice thing 2 teach young girls

[sheadatear]

@barbielr27 I'm pretty sure Midge was older than Barbie. Barbie is already in her teens, and she works as a model/acress, which is a career that is mostly adults.

[LazarProductions08]

Oh I do love how the bride and groom are sold separator :L

[TaranWanderer2]

@LazarProductions08 Separator?

[christynchee]

wait....i thought midge was only a teen......what a way to teach young kids....to get married in your teens...lawl

[bubblegumbum]

@christynchee Haha no Midge was barbies friend. The teen was Skipper.

[Cubtalia]

"Wedding Day Midge is getting married." ...No shit.

[Jantv81]

@Cubtalia Like it took Alan decades to propose!!

[Cubtalia]

@Jantv81 ROFL! You mean like, "Wedding Day Midge is FINALLY getting married, holy crap!"

[blondboyyy]

@Cubtalia LMAOO!



[MoshiPetit]

I love that girl's dramatic gasp when Midge says, "I do!"

[KaydeyRai]

Didn't midge get knocked up??I hope it was Alans

[DeadRaymanWalking]

@KaydeyRai Yeah, I remember reading about the pregnant Midge doll, and I've seen it at a museum I went to weeks ago.

[picklesrule69]

Idk if it was just me, but did the first girl had the same hair style as the barbie doll? :S

[Mackenziesmama12]

It makes me wonder if Midge is greek or italian since that dress is POOFY

[luvxox14]

ahahahah ginger barbie..

[LaJuera25]

DONT DO IT MIDGE!!!!

[super58173]

Don't peak... I thought "PLASTIC BOOBIES!!"

[molleymay03]

@super58173 

[MissGenius3847]

I think Alan would definitely peek at Midge changing into her honeymoon outfit xD

[raichann]

Aww year I was born! But..."has a surprise!" then her gown feel off I was like "WHERE IS THIS GOING- oh"

[minchiarroni]

in have the gift set...all these dols l plus kelly as flowergirl and todd ring boy in one pack...i have all these dolls(except the childrens)in separate boxes...

[Savsound]

"Midge has a surprise..."

[LemonVamp]

@sweetieJB520

you didn't miss much.

[samsbabejr]

Midge can keep a marriage

Unlike barbie who has married ken 50 freakin times.

[hollshore]

@samsbabejr No, weren't they dating? When Mattel put out the word that Barbie and Ken "broke up", they fitted her with an Australian surfer afterwards. Can't remeber his name, though.

[samsbabejr]

@hollshore yeah, then they got together again in 2006 (2 years later)

[hollshore]

@samsbabejr Oh, dang... I didn't know that! Thank you.

I have to admit, Midge was my favorite ever!

[TheUstinovich]

OH SEXY GIIIIIIRRRRRLFRIIEND!

[TheUstinovich]

Ohh SEXY!

[MagnolliaBelmont]

awwwwww she stole ken awwww XD cat fight tiiime :DDD

[underwaterwoman30]

Then she got knocked up in 2002 and was called the happy family............Yeah right!

[PinkStarDust10]

Ok they got married in 1991 and then wait untill 2003 to have kids. LOL!

[BrookeLaurenxx]

I HATE BARBIE BRATZ 4EVA!

[barbidoll0]

@BrookeLaurenxx Bless your heart

[nischon]

alan looks like the american pshyco lol

[misstoyboxfan]

When they said mitch a s urprise i was like "Oh my god" xD

[ThePinkQueen26]

at 0:11 , isn't that the ken from Toy Story. I can't tell, he is blurry? If you think it is, thumbs up. I just wanna knwo

[pussycatkeniadoll]

I loved Midge i swear and i was so excited when this came out because for the first time..it wasnt all about barbie and ken even though i liked them too(:

[LiveLaughLove8489]

could her dress be any poofier?!

[onemidnightgone]

I love that little girl's man voice. "Do you take Alan?" :D

[babvcrazy]

barbie never the bridesmaid always the bride

[ennacde]

what happened to midge? they dont make her anymore

[oxXTJRXxo]

Barbie never gets the guy. :(

[TheRandomCritic4265]

This Midge is definitely prettier than Barbie. But the old one was very strange...anyways I saw this entire set in a thrift store and was like: Omigod!

[barbara4881]

faltó el baby doll de barbie

[PandaGirl912]

@EdwardIsMine468 The name of the tiny lady on PeeWee's Circus.

[Lisaand11]

why did they change allan's appearance? he was more cute before..

[Hushpuppygirl]

Isn't midge the doll they used as the pregnant doll? I guess that means they had great honeymoon.

[808naty]

alan is way cuter than ken for that time

[AJohnn91]

My god i'm a 90s kid... lol i was born in the 90s and my god both my barbies were named Whitney and Mariah lol

[landcommander1981]

Midge is really prettier than Barbie. Love this Alan's head so much more than the horrid Happy Family one.

[bobo4890]

midge looks so pretty in this commercial

[littlebirdie123]

''do you take alan''

Midge:" I dont"

GASP



[rythmistarlight1]

i love how they say "dont peek" when alan has probably already done "that" with her XD

[tdilover17]

omg i have her!

[nicejenny83]

Alan? His name was SAM! For me at least haha.

[KLagler222]

@nicejenny83 I had Alan too and his name was Benny.

[peytonredrocks]

i had all the dolls lol

[morgano93]

i have the new Happy Family Midge and Alan...I always thought that Alan was actually Ken...I've been calling him the wrong name forever!!!!!!!!!

[bunnylover2000]

my mom is giving my sister her old midge barbie ken alan stacy skipper AND MANY MORE XD

[bvg83]

i thought ken cheated on barbie

[revolverproducciones]

Midge is so unique, love her!

[spethanieb71]

cutye wed

[lmfpmj]

This bitch gets married before Skipper? Pshh.

[luna12365]

midge will come back

[brigalhodgdon]

umm?what ever did hapen to midge........mabey alen went suisidle and jumped of a cliff and then midge was overley depressed and killed her self leaving there kid all alone then the kid cross the steet to go to a freinds house and got ran over by a tow truck!lolXDXDXD rofl then barbie said after miges fuinerul finlay thats weido is gone mawwhaaahaahha!

[differentstrokes9]

@brigalhodgdon then they come back from the dead to murder barbie...

[TheMoonPower]

0:17 OMG SHES GONNA STRIP!

[Haimait]

Omg, i remember seing this commercial in an old Donald Duck-magazine!

[samsbabejr]

they had a baby like 20 years l8er, make that 2

[OreoPie23]

Barbie's sleeve's are frickin' big. I thought that was an 80's thing.

[Lolli9192]

from swanky to skanky...way to go Alan, you bagged a keeper.

[SallyTheLilkinz]

0:16

You can get the wrong idea at first.

[MsTammyjo777]

That does NOT look like Midge!!!! Her skin tone is different AND so is the hair color!!!

[iloveflorida12410]

hahaha i had the ken doll!!! lol

check out catgals2325

[sistermaid]

"Alan! Don't Peek!!" XD

I liked her honeymoon outfit. It's cute =]

[queengenevive42]

midge has a surprise...she's really a man!

haha but seriously i always thought midge was prettier than barbie, i loved her hair.

[sonyakitty9]

Uh barbie has always been the prettiest. exept when she's walking on the street in those prostitute clothes with her friends now. what happened to the nice and good barbie?

[MagicFish101]

"Don't peek!"

*lifts down skirt*

I was life wtf? O__O

[Brinah]

@MagicFish101  that made me laugh of loud!

[cakecrumb095]

Don't peek? She's your wife! They never should have put that part on this commercial.

[TheRandomCritic4265]

lol yea

[ilovedisney84]

i think they meant for Allen not to "peak" so she can surprise him with her honeymoon outfit.

[cakecrumb095]

Oh! That makes more sense.

[Darkdarkseel]

0:17 aLan dont peek xDD thats so retarded

[gocanadayayyy]

lol 0:13 look at her face! hahaha!

[aangels92]

isnt' Barbie marry Ken and Not Midge?

so i think Ken is cheating on Barbie.

[Eric9233]

My mistake Midge married Allen not Ken my mistake./

[Darkdarkseel]

That was alan

[aangels92]

Sorry that was my mistake thinks for pointign that out eric9233 that was Allen not Ken. Thank You :)

[whisperingswan]

That's not Ken, that's his friend Allan.

[Eric9233]

@whisperingswan Yeah, that's probally she /he meant at first :P

[aangels92]

This is memrioreies. My brother is was born in 1991. Ryan.

[carolinex3xo]

i had the pregnant one but i threw her out cuz her hair got messy. I was such a perfectionist when i was 5!!!

[cuminyamouth]

i came

[AngelofMusic930811]

then 10 yrs later they have babies

[Cara2hip14]

xD After I read the "don't peek!' comments I laughed hard! x]

[MoshiPetit]

I wonder what Alan was thinking about when they told him not to peek?

[justpuppy]

LOL...

[mileycyrusme191]

i got them!!!! n there so fun!

[amanda875]

wait...i wonder if they took midge and alan on their honeymoon. LOL eww...

[juliajem32]

they had a baby.. and it was another product that you have to open midges belly and get the baby and you do tha again its like baby machine midge LAWL!!

[ALZ2525]

my friend had that whole set haha

[SweeneysKitten]

......wen she sed dont peak i was like... oh god what is about to happen

[Krimson]

yes XD midge got pregnant in 03 remember? the first and last pregnancy barbie

[holbrooke7]

"Alan, don't peek!" LAWL

[MimiAndAmanda]

Do they even make midge anymore?

[itachifan1243]

No. They make Ken, Barbie, her four diversified friends, and maaaaybe Kelly.

[dinarama1980]

i so wanted this midge...

never got her... :(

its so funny when they say dont peak alan and her skirt begins to go down lol lol '

midge wants some!

[xcuppiixcakex]

kiss with your eyes wide open, midge.

when they were like, "dont peek alan" i was not expecting anything under that dress.

[sparkly10112]

only one L in Alan

[XpunkishXduckX]

wow, they actually have a honeymoon outfit. when i was little, i had no idea what a honeymoon was.

[Frederm]

Talk about brain washing!

[rainboweinstein]

Oh Barbie... always the bridesmaid.