Shit Jamaican People Say

[gmackenriffy]

Man ah dance di clarks chune

[lifair45]

Lmfaoooo there's always a mavis

[TheSillyboop72]

LMAO

a nuh lie

[Mimiru88]

what the song at 00:30

[Marieap75]

@Mimiru88 clarks - vybz kartel

[dridri4life]

that really is how they dance doe.

[midge9605]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOL the dancing was jokes! #AHOH!

[porquemetrasasi]

damn they sexy nd can dance :) "weppaaa papi" Shit Spanish girls say ;)

[Darkdemonoflite]

Oh snap gamers!

[LethalGreenSmoke]

"Mi na even av na toilet paper... wa mi a ga do black curse" ROTFL ROTFL

[logan03493]

lmao sounds just like my crib #IMissHome :(

[Adoralbeprincessanya]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO



[NoFLu3JuSTLuvBaByBLu]

they are so cute

[89fasho]

lmfaoooo...im crying?



[TheMasterk123]

Pineappletisha

[BlaqPrincess]

"Where ya fatha dey?" You know how many times i answered the door and someone asked for my father just like that??? LOL... Bought back memories of my childhood in Philadelphia.... Love you boys, keep up the great work!

[ify1dike]

the song inna the end be pool party- vybz kartel

[ify1dike]

use are cute!!!!! :D

[roselynloves]

Dude, what is the song at the end??

[FenettaMusique]

@roselynloves Summertime - Vybez Kartel

[TheLolzatyourfacemoo]

Goodness! You guys are so handsome! I love your so called "accents" even though you guys aren't really Jamaican! haha

[BlaqPrincess]

@TheLolzatyourfacemoo That's not an accent, The Jamaican language is called Patois. Those boys are Jamaican 100%. I know because I am, and I can spot someone acting Jamaican a mile off. They were even saying words I haven't heard in years, because it's only used in certain parts of Jamaica.

[bluebox2924]

MI NUH EVEN HAVE NO TOILET PAPA GOD JESUS!!!

[bluebox2924]

toilet paper done HA!!!

[bluebox2924]

OH!

[MrFunnyman200]

what is the name of the song they play at the end

[onlinetroller69]

hea like 6-5 soo tall

[juliennejl]

im soo in love with Jamaicans its insane! im Haitian by the way...lol

[daniibabiigirl]

if i kick you youll piss blood, oh...."hello"

[coolia20]

dis seem kinda bipolar still...mi nuh act so at all. lol

[coolia20]

if a kick u, u piss blood...have to admit i think i used that one before......lmao

[Nyjoleable]

a weh yah tek off u pants fi go do. Dat look a way. next time tek dung di belt from somewhere are off a one table.

[RastaEmpress1]

lawd man unu nuh easy... lol ah pure laugh mi dey pon... ah pure kmt wi dey pon.. chu.. lol

[Nyjoleable]

No 'Tesha roun here'



[renren10]

This is efery we don behave like that , Well not all the while..

And ' Can borrow rice' - Really ??

[houstongirl0416]

i <3 Jamacians, they are hot. Even though half the time i dont know wtf they are saying

[ReillyAJ]

man i cant understand some of the stuff they say... im white but i wanna know!!!

[MacdaddaymiB]

lol.....not bad. quite accurate. hear dis shit er time i go get a hair cut

[danedepe]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha tell yall americans u r so carribbean

[PleaseExcuseUs]

I love the raspyness in Marlon's voice <3

[KandorQC]

funny :)

[HEYnationleader]

what's the song at 3:48?

[TheMasterk123]

To much stress ina me left breast,

[oknegga]

lol

[gtakcmo816]

My daddy from Belize and he sounds Jamaican. He sucks his teeth everytime he get mad lmao

4:00 He was feeling that shit in the red ''Muurrrder She Wrote'' lol thats my shit!

[MrFunnyman200]

wats the name of the song at the end of vid

[jniceness132]

@MrFunnyman200 Summertime by Vybz Kartel

[SickHeartsWillFind]

and we have no toilet paper ohhh D: lolol

[TheGLamourGirlzTV]

if mi kick yuh yuh piss blood!!! #weeak

[IamHarZoiD]

1:47 Jamaica love diss Soca!

[mizztig]

they both cute

[mizztig]

he cute :)

[swankyshawny]

@missy07yashy it is called a stupess

[MrDudedboy]

What was that song at 1:23

[Ashante316]

@MrDudedboy Touch a button by Vybz Kartel

[simplyqlamorous]

LMFAOOOOOO

[ImS0Awes0me]

TOO MUCH STRESS INNA MI LEFT BREAST LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[msgigglesbaby]

lmfao o man that was funnay

[vandj786]

I just noticed no toilet paper in the bathroom scene lolz.... Too funny..

[NicoleCharliePhin]

i know they in canada college our something thats how the dorms are set up over there

[gtakcmo816]

You know you forgot bout da herb a?

[DaRIsH30]

"meh mommy lef me a yard an mi nah know weh fuh guhh" lmfao

bummmmmmbooooooclaaaaaaat

[Chunks234]

im chinese and i can understand this lolol

[sk8tergirl6262]

Nice Xbox Boxers 

[GazaGal340]

Wah de name of de song he wa dancing bout suicide?

[mrmikeb114]

@GazaGal340 Mavado - Gyal A Mad Ova

[qetuoke45]

@GazaGal340 movado gyal a mad ova

[GazaGal340]

Lolz jokes alone...I love jamaicans!.All dem boys in des video look cute!.

[dimas3399]

0:31 He's wearing Toms(:

[pinkeverything1]

lmaoo to much stress in me left breast

[flykiddjay24]

whats the name of the song at the end?

[cooomeOn]

@flykiddjay24 Vybz Kartel - Summertime

[sofia77772]

Should of Just danced the whole way through this video best bits

[rockiee00]

the beatin' thing is so true ohh my goshh hahaha...

[consuliducion]

the one with the red jacket he is so cute i like his eyes

[dt6197]

.......*head nod*owhhh

[Neeff89]

@RacquellaLisa lmao!...and they r jamaican. no immitation. =]

[Neeff89]

@tanyatmr I disagree...Im Jamaican,n I gotta say Africans(Nigerians in particular,LOL) take the cake =]

[Neeff89]

@JoshOhen92 Bumbaclaat...LOL



[graciee777]

Too much stress in my left breast

[supervideowatcher500]

it's not "mi neck" by itself. it is "KISS MI NECK!" and yuh forgot to say pussyclaaat and raasclaat and battyboy/chichiboy

[stacypacy]

@supervideowatcher500 nubady says chichi boy... n is nt boy is bwoy

[tanyatmr]

@supervideowatcher500 It's funny how people hear different things growing up. Rarely have I heard people say ''kiss mi neck" . I've heard my family members and friends say "me neck". Either way still love Jamaicans they are so funny.

[Leena5295]

weh mi ah guh do blackers ?! <-- damn, havent heard that song in YEARS. lmao

[tateanna11]

clothes on... ya finish ya skoo work....... clothes off lmao

[cherice111]

shelly live here..... lol i love this

[TheNumber2fan]

A MACDONALDS DIS?? LMAOOO



[2Chips2]

@0:30. LMAO!!!!!

[247OrangeLover]

What was that song called in the beginning 0:00?

[shandifox]

@247OrangeLover Barrington Levy-"Too Experienced"

[misskayl09]

yoooo that nigga is sexy with the howl shirt

[BitchInvader]

Fuck U HOT!! ;D

[MrMoiq]

"wham to the fan mavis wham to the fan" LOOOOOOOOOOOL dis videos too funny!!

[6didi9]

BOOMBOOOO dem sexy 

[247OrangeLover]

This is so true!! LOL

[jeanette1946]

really funny video, i laughed the whole five minutes and six seconds. and these guys are sooo handsome!

[Jazzyville513]

At 0:24 "HELLO" the way he say dat is too funny lol

[MegaZo123]

a yo sweet bits come here nuh

[jert4lyfff]

BOMBO... we deh yah LOOOL

[sammierocksx3]

I think you need some toilet paper...lol

[sparklequeen1000]

Baby girl...all my girls..all my girls...Sean da Paul say... Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I... Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom....oh oh!

[sparklequeen1000]

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, feel dat trend now, yeah yeah Sean-A-Paul, so mi go so then - sean paul

[sparklequeen1000]

DAMN HE FINE!!!!

[jakertr]

is when he goes my mum left me ina me yard lmao

[gamyod123]

whats the name of the song @ 3:46 and @ 2:05

[Jazzyville513]

3:12 Yeeeeeeeesss ! He is toooo cute !

[tonimyiarunit]

@ 0:36 wtf they got on... lol yall r crazy

[jlwatts11]

"Keisha? Samantha? Shequisha?...Pinnappletisha!" lmfaooo too funny and so true

[CoolMom85]

"Sahmantah?..... Shiqueesha?" bahahahahahahahahahah

[BoxxFiree333]

Yaa Fatta Here ? Lmaoo

[afterninemuzik]

if i kick u ya piss blood lol

[missy07yashy]

i think all west indians like to suck them teeth lol 

[yupmonk3yzrul3]

@missy07yashy Liberians do it too, and that's west Africa

[sophiaxox0]

what was the last song called?

[LYohz]

You forget Wha gwann, Gyal criss, Raatid, Bashy! Cha?? dutty, bless up..

[QueenBabyblue]

lol, i'm here dying...yuh cyan dance doe bwoi? lol

[Angela74602]

lol Im half Jamaican lol and im not even mad

[Twwistad]

You forgot, "fuckry", " dat n dem", "What the mon", "Why you lie for me?" (Instead of why you lied to me) "You a cheat" and "gwan" ( Instead of ' Go on").

[theraiandjayshow1]

wow pineappletisha lol

[MaddEEE876]

Sexy ;)



[maphonesbroken]

lool alliee, thas the south london lingo, and kmt tryna diss my trini tunes cha!! gd parody ;)

[puertricansexy]

What was the first song u danced to

[iMODELBeautie]

2 and 2 is 4 ; 4 and 4 is a heavy angel . . LMFAO

[jrd2809]

@iMODELBeautie 4 and 4 is a heavy hand gun!!

[BKAslapanicca]

too fine

[vatara13]

lol i loved it u guys are hilarious!!!

[ilovetkwc100]

omg that kiiillled me and my sister !! :) you guys are great. what are the two songs you guys dance tooo?

[TheLegacyFront]

4:08 The Oat Meal Crisp

[fuzzycakesyum]

he is fiiiine! :o

[krleis]

if i kick you piss blood, OR. Hello :| lolololol

[afrocece80934]

tht refrigerator is swagg

[14BabyJojo]

INSTAND DEAD ! LMAO

[ChaChingyXOXO]

OMG...sexy ass lol

[IEatOCE]

gwaaarn

[SimplyyBiBi]

pinappletisha...av mercy! :')

[Sup3rStaRr1]

what song was he singing at the end ?

[pvticklez3]

@Sup3rStaRr1 Vybz Kartel Summertime

[nickrose83]

This is too funny.

[pinkylei23]

too much stress inna mih life rastaaaa!!!

[pinkylei23]

lawwwwdddddd lol

[juliaaw0]

i swear he the Jamaican version of Bruno Mars

[MzShanz002]

is a 2 man party

[diamond18ist]

i swear i love me some jamaican dudes

[Sweetp000433]

Oh the dancing left me weak as fuck LMAO.

[bribabyslim09]

clothes on......clothes off!

[jabarbie3]

If i could like this more than once i would.

[trishadotj]

Toooo funny

[Jenna83184]

Loved ittttttttt :-)

[ThemDivas123]

This Had Me Rollin !

[stillstonie]

2:20 to 2:23 was wat i was thinkin most of the video;-) cute guys...cute eyes

[wgkre]

has chipmunk moved into the acting game?

[dymondchicka]

They are both so fine. They can get it. Oh the video was funny as hell too tho.

[SandyToni126]

cuz right now i just wotless ;x x;

[02flyerdude]

what song is at the end

[tishily]

@02flyerdude the song at the end is SUMMER TIME by-VBYZ KARTEL

[naisey]

@02flyerdude summertime- vybz kartel :)

[jert4lyfff]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL 0:48

[ShortBumBum]

Oh and does anyone else notice that if he just looked behind him, he might find the toilet paper lol :)

[eahenryii]

1:32 yep, that's what i was waiting for.

[carsjt8]

what r the songs called

[AKelly47s]

Fi real no weh no nice like Jamaica.. we jus need some good leadership

[xoxocandice17xoxo]

me nah have no toilet pay-PA!!!

LMAOOOO I WAS DYING AT THAT PART!

[Lstembeauty]

LMFAOOO...This is too funny



[antiguanprincezz]

LMFAO .. WOIII ME BELLY

[TheVani27]

Vybz Kartel Song ! Jheeez

[bubble1985]

Lmao

[mrsmackie83]

Dah one yah have mi pon di ground