Salzburg: Truly, A City Fit For A King

[snakemonke]

is this guy being serious? just wondering



[mosesmoses2000]

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[tchrastka]

Amazingly funny in its dull subtlety! More!!!

[T4terrible]

oh ya! salzburg... YA!!!

[gravomore]

Salzburg is really beautiful !

Come and see my little town of Grado (Italy),  the summer is great overhere !!!

[mranthony555]

haha where the hell did you get the music? i didnt even know shtty travel vids was a genre

[bobmi89]

I live in Austria :)

Ich lebe in Österreich

Es satz jo olle deppate kindskepf xD

[8488463p0wnd]

Captures the essence of painfully bland travel videos all too well.

[AnnaVomBerg]

haha das is lustig!

aber ehrlich gesagt bin ich enttäuscht, dass ich mich in den ganzen videos aus salzburg nicht selber entdecke!!

[davestainer1]

FANTASTIC commentary & music

[gipcambero]

Beautiful city !!

La plus belle d'Europe

[kogersf]

I lived in Salzburg for three months last year and absolutely loved it. This video is also absolutely wonderful! haha Great blend of sights and satire :)

[Pressdrankla81]

Nette Satire ! xD

[McQuackor]

does a lobotomy hurt?

[ij91]

Per me la più bella città del Mondo!!!!

Se solo potessi ci andrei a vivere da subito, purtroppo il lavoro e tutto il resto mi tengono inchiodato in un posto che amo poco. Magari un giorno però.....

[MyNameIsEarlFAN11]

it shows nice places even if its a shame that somebody dunno how cool it can be there!!!

[satsumamoon]

Thank you for making this video so that we can have a good idea of the place-wonderfull- and fun!

[Allies1945]

OSSTEREICH!!!Poor lady at 2:12, lol.

[phstke]

it's Österreich or Oesterreich if you have no "Ö"

[doug715]

Just watch some of Zoltarekill's other videos, and you will realize he is not making fun of the city....just having fun with the travel film of days gone by.

[gipcambero]

La plus belle ville d'europe avec Nice. Ich Liebe Salzburg.

[supakiwibaby]

This was hilarious...

[MyNameIsEarlFAN11]

hey,

i live in salzburg and i think you shouldnt make fun of it! i love it to see every place in the entire world, but i think no one shulb be make fun of any city!

so take your time to make more sinful things, boy!

[corpselight]

ROFL that made me laugh out loud! thank you:D

btw this video is amazing...we should all have the sense of humour to see the funny side of things.

incidentally i'd say this is making fun of cheesy travel vids, not the city itself

[FleurDeLiles]

boo you suck

[pezgoes1ll]

omg des schiffal is so umsonst xD

[xXTwilightsgurlxX]

Is this video making fun of salzburg? or what is this supposed to be? Salzburg is great,so shove it.

[tekknoszlot]

yes it is. very funny hahaha! only an american can make such a studpid video!

[mcsick]

i am in salzburg every day ;)

[whmfalke]

And I was in salzburg at 27 March 2008 during my easter holdidays!!

[roflman1234]

i was in salzburg yesterday :)

[Bandaids4ever]

Hahahaha, your videos are pure gold! I haven't watched one yet and not had a great laugh! I love the voice over. Hilarious!

[annasadej]

im sorry, i dont understand what was so funny about that.

the old lady comment was funny but everything else was just gay.

[Lidiazinha]

someday, i'll return to live in salzburg.. :')

[misgardserpent]

annoying voice over!!

[QueenOfMagic]

That was a freakin' hilarious video.

[ternel]

I used to live in Salzburg. I can tell you Motzart and the Sound of Music get old fast. It can be fun to play with the tourists. Just point to any random corner and they will take 50 million pictures =P

[NikolaTurner]

Mozart may rule Salzburg with an iron fist now, but he didn't then...that's why he died pennyless.

[jedansecathy]

salzburg is great´, but whats that???

[ferron321]

BUSTELLING sidestreetd

[jjj7477]

Europe for american 'tards.....

[jjj7477]

The voice, info and music are way, way GAY.....

[skunkdad7]

Salzburg rocks , one of the best places in Europe !

[Whocaresifyoucare]

This guys voice makes me want to commit murder

[jjj7477]

Europe, for american 'tards....

[skunkdad7]

Where would you suggest we go , socialist pig ?

[jjj7477]

Hell, via handcart....

[KlemKludKlancy]

I got to hand it to you man. I liked the video it was campy. Who are you Rick Steves brother. This video reminds me of something a Travel Agent would have showed you in the late 70's or early 80's to lure you into Salzburg. Good Video.

[n2mb7r]

This video is a joke. IT IS NOT A SERIOUS VIDEO!!! if you think this video is real, you have no sense of humour whatsoever.

"Look here's a horse that shoots water from it's nose" ... why would anyone use that to advertise a city?

[snuggie007]

LOL, i love when he says "bustling" and prounces the "T"

[aeolus925]

I have been there, and the video is still funny. Perhaps if you're European you don't understand that his voice is a hilarious send-up of old American broadcast announcers with a curious northeastern patois?

[Mere1308]

i want to see more of the crystals that were shown.  I am really interested!

[aeolus925]

The crystals were cool, but from what I recall they were located in a retail chain and so not entirely of a "local" flavor. Cool nonetheless. And expensive!

[irishva123]

this city is pretty nice but the voice in the video is the most annoying ive heard in a while

[nickslide081]

That´s true.

First I thought it´s a parody.

:D

[Headless79]

Maybe its not the hottest town for party but for living its really nice. Of course not if you are under 18 ;o)

[stoffolo13]

Salzburg is the most boring city i've ever lived in;

5 years were far too much;

and it's true, people act like Mozart's still alive;

terrible boring people in a terrible boring village;

nothing new interesting stuff, so they have to get back to a genius called wolfgang amadeus m., who left Salzburg just as he had the money for doing so;

Salzburg = B O R I N G;

a weekend-trip is nice, but don't stay longer!!!

[aeolus925]

Actually, this guy is probably right. I stayed in Salzburg for three days and the sights were great; I spent my evenings wandering outside the tourist zone to where the rest of the city's industry and commerce is. There really isn't much outside of the tourist department.

[GGTravel]

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[Katchoo84]

Hahaha- I saw that fountain, it was groovy. Why the hell do they love Mozart so much, he isn't from Salzburg damnit!

[richalan67]

Actually Mozart was from Salzburg. He was born there. He was asked to leave as a young man b/c of his immoral lifestyle by the Arch bishop, who had several mistresses and someting like 13 children!!

[Katchoo84]

Yeah, the museum said them archbishops were bad to the bone, lmao. By the way, you're a killjoy.

In any case, it's not like he did a lot fo them, yet they milk his image like a fine Fresian.

[cabbat]

Yes, he is or was! lol

[angeldeppfan]

that has to be the most nasily voice i have ever heard!!!

[cedricvd]

The amount of people who don't get the joke of this video is amazing. It ruins my faith in mankind.

[ColorMeJeans]

Homes of the rich and faaayyymous! (like Mozart)

The commentator is hilarious "Keep looking, guy, they're not going anywhere" and "here he is posing for a few photos with some lady-folk"

LOVES it.

[ricko912]

Nice video. But the commentator has a stupid voice.

[mohdal]

that's true i had been there two days ago, i advice every body to go there jun\16\2007.

[mohdal]

that's true i had been there two days ago, i advice every body to go there.

[n2mb7r]

ur all a bunch of morons, this is a comedy vid and the guys narration is extremely sarcastic. i watched this vid when i was drunk and pissed myself laughing. anyone who thinks this is serious is a freakin moron

[camreeno360]

Strange narration

[H0ols]

Das kann doch nicht deine echte Stimme sein oder?

Du machst Salzburg zum Idioten mit sowas lass solchen scheiss in Zukunft sein!

Oder versuch zumindes dir die Ohrenstöppsel aus der Nase zu ziehen!

DANKE!

mfg Hools

Keine Nachrichten nach mir werden akzeptiert FICKT EUCH!

[danihope713]

Es ist nur ein Witz. Ich hab in Salzburg gewohnt und es ist echt schön, aber ich weiß doch, dass dieses Video ein Witz ist...

[dragul112]

Nicest place to live ... boring speaker ...

[Waylandar]

Stupid Video

[dts7817]

Oh, how i love this city! city of my dream!!

[haegarXXI]

retarded video about a great city

[vkrippen]

Do you reckon this guy gets out much? I think his voice really sells the place! lol! ;)

[jjfields]

Lived there for 2 months. Beautiful town. This video sucks, though

[Tick4815162342]

Fountains rape shit

[zuliminocker]

Salzburg 4live

[rvelas26]

wow this guy is really boring

[DuskbatRabbit]

terrible

[GanjaSpooky]

HOCH LEBE VIENNA :-)

[Matzettatze]

I love Salzburg, because I live there^^

its a really expensive an beatiful City, and

we don't put on clothes like Leather Trousers?

silly^^

[jtwillmar]

I was there once. Loved it then. Would love it now.

[pondereplaysucks]

very subtle and cleverly done although a bit cheesy

[DXWXMX1944]

I thought this video was just as good or better than being there - thanks

[N0vemberreGen]

HOCH LEBE SALZBURG ! :)

[Pixiegirl12]

"Here's a lady who should keep her clothes on..."

[tchrastka]

"His name's Mozart, and he rules this town with an iron fist."

Beautiful.

[ThomasJohnM]

I live in Salzburg and it is amazing. I just moved there from Frankfurt Germany. (Frankfurt wasnt very fun)

[globetrotter68]

"Fascinatingly" comical, good filming!

[lissasue32]

lol nice commentary

[micdv01]

video aint bad though I've seen better towns

[mali75pk]

Its a nice city but it has its craps!!!

[jazzychica85]

haha well done

[InsubordinationFreak]

Just went there, so I found this very amusing. Great music and bustling, clothed ladies.

[wawawaltercapo2004]

It might be boring too...

[wawawaltercapo2004]

like your mother in bed...

[wawawaltercapo2004]

chido tenes el agujero del culo

[wawawaltercapo2004]

wantabanana? I have one between my legs...

[Wantabanana]

You're the only one who's seen it. And even then it was just your imagination. It's probably so rancid nobody would even use it for banana bread. Pwned.

[wawawaltercapo2004]

maybe, but if you keep lookin for a banana, it`ll meet your ass...it loves canadian`s little hole...

[Wantabanana]

Everyone loves Canadian ass. That's such a redundant remark of yours. Smarten up gayboy.

[Bilz85]

I recently visited Salzburg during part of a coach tour to Austria over Xmas. It was ok, but wasn't all that impressed to be honest. Unless you're interested in Mozart or the Sound Of Music, it's not all that interesting.

[RJM172495]

I like Salzburg. Especially Museum in Castle - it had the guts to display Nazis in uniform.

[bushukm]

HAH

[bushukm]

i can't decide what's funnier -- this mock travel guide or the people who don't get it.

[irannostalgiacom]

I like the Rick Steves impersenation! He's such a dork!

[muchachaverdeygris]

LMAO, great narration

[amontante]

thats a lot better than where I live.

[basoos]

Decadent place.. but it hasn't been always been so.

It's because of the Baby Boomers

[Zalanaar]

i´m living in salzburg

[joshgrrr]

I dont know why, but I really liked that!

[michiganandi]

lol so funny :D IM German and this is Great:D

[chatalaine]

Beautiful photography

Horrible narration.

[virginiasonswife]

I totally agree!

[capulse]

this is totally retarded. make fun of Salzburg and asians? sucks, but kudos for ur nerves.

[vissi87]

hahahaha i loved it! great stuff! u shud do one on Istanbul :)))

[rwsmith29456]

How awful. Funny though.

[crazystarf]

you sir, win

[czar10101]

excellent spoof of cliche travel segments - hopefully the people at the Travel Channel will find the humor in it and use some creativity....

[EndemicAnomalies]

hey buddy, it's salzburg, not salisbury...

[tammy1648]

illegal:no releases/consent from chinese group.youtube policy violation.

[Versight]

A delightful, excitement-filled peice, with a with-it, kickin' vibe - just like the wonderful city of Salzburg! Perhaps you could do a peice on Little Rock, Arkansas, that jewel located at the junction of three major terrain types. I would also like to request an expose on the mating habits of one of the shyest of mother nature's mammals: the naked mole-rat.

[madhobbit]

i was thinking of going there, as there doing very cheap flights there from exeter were i live, but i dont think i will bother now ahahahahah

[prupsicle]

lol your voice just made me laugh so hard.

-Prem

[benwilliamparsons]

the comedy of this video is being missed, its a PISS TAKE, hense the cheesy music, the overwhelming sense of boredom in his voice, and the stupid over-exageration of the smallest little things, i think its brilliant

[EndemicAnomalies]

no shit, but that still doesn't make it funny...

[benwilliamparsons]

people

[open4fire]

piece of crap? didnt c ANY city in the states only half as charming as this one... "pseudo intellectual" :D if we wouldnt have the tourists to find that shit, we wouldnt sell it. true, some are asians, but most of them come from a country where the "smartest president of all" wouldnt even know where salzburg is...

[pamukluprenses]

boooring

[outrun2outnow]

yeah. richardandgeoff is totally right: Salzburg is a shithole full with snobbish, arrogant and most STUDID, pseudo "intellectual" inhabitants. I HAVEN'T SEEN A PLACE WORSE THAN SALZBURG IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Truly.

[richardandgeoff]

I used to live in Salzburg, its a shithole, this made it look funnier than it really is

[yogafireyogaflame]

"here's a lady who should keep her clothes on" - haha best part

[tigahwood]

STATE OF THE ART BI....CYCLES

[goonlagoon]

pwned!

[pnychas]

wats up with he voice?

[hwinka4real]

couldn't have been done any better... bravo lad.

[judedude219]

haha this was a really funny video. i clicked on it because i'm going to be living in Gaming (close to salzburg) next semester..studying abroad! can't wait to go.

[Tadeusz598]

Great work! Keep it up!

[tammy1648]

YOUR VOICE IS ben stein (wild life movie-the army store guy)

[robinswebsitedotcom]

Did go to the Nordsee restaurant for some fish and chips. Not exactly the catch of the day as mentioned in the video, but much nicer than crappy Austrian fayre.

[robinswebsitedotcom]

Can anyone please explain the underground carpark in the centre of Salzburg, where there is a one way exit through a gate which can only be opened from the parking lot and then you can't get back to your fucking car?

[robinswebsitedotcom]

One boring bloke, getting really excited by a bunch of Muesli eating Red Bull drinking Western Hungarians

[JJCCANADA2]

The video was well done, keep up the good work....

[Eyesonvideos]

very boring city...like your voice LOOL

[summerbreeze13]

you are a funny guy...hahaha it's partly sooooooo true - Salzburg is my hometown and i laughed hilariously when i saw that vid. You did a great job :D

[Astragem14]

lol "from statues of naked ladies to statues of clothed ladies"

[ocelot6]

I hope this video is some kind of really shitty joke.

[Maskalka]

Great Video! Hope to see you in Vienna soon :-)

[RedDwarfRimmer]

Hilarious!

[tarainw0nderland]

you should keep on making those super cool vids :]

[random0815]

lol, yeah holds a bit of truth, but its a nice town though the traffic is a disaster! we survived paris but salzburg got us down, oneway city! take one wrong turn and the one way streets will force you all around the town

[CrazyKraut19]

lol mozart rules this town with an iron fist XD

[sulkava]

hahahahhahahah

[madeusnamanus]

This one of the funniest vids I've ever seen

[madeusnamanus]

AMAZING

[tasmol11]

What ever happened to the prestigious Mozarteum? You could have mentioned that. Even if it would be a joke about it.

[tomb444]

Hi, I'm from Salzburg! I have to tell you: What for? I cant see any sense of this Comedy-Shit! Anybody knows?

[Interminablespirt]

Visited Salzburg... it was meh.

[JoeMarklin]

Great job, anyone who doesn't get this aint smart.

[AK4775]

This statement really made me laugh. JoeMarklin "aint" dumb!

[gladiatormp5]

what a faggot. you suck a tmaking videos

[ohsotony]

Too bad the narrator is so nasal...the problem is you can't tell if this is a gag or if he wanted this to be at all serious ...and what is with "bust-l-ing" tourists. I couldn"t get thru this...

[CrystallizeJelly]

the narrator shouldn't do it!

[rahulhegde]

seems more like a MOCKulogue than a travelogue!

[bachgammon]

The question is: are we ridiculing the town or the narrator? The narrator is clearly trying to be ironic but he's got such a lack of wit that it's just rather boring ... "literally", as he would say!

[defibrillator75]

the narrator is as boring as the city itself.... therefor i would say its a realistic view of salzburg.

[macanikky]

hi. I'm in Delaware.

[snay33]

such a waste of time

[NameTooHard]

Hilarious? this was horrible, i mean im not usually one to criticise people work but that was neither funny or interesting (whichever it was supposed ot be) and the guys voice was horribly retarded. How the fuck did this shit get on the front page?

[BS15]

very funny

[DioXin]

ROFLMAO!

[sarcasmo57]

I want to go there

[eltommy12]

What a piece of crap!

[eltommy12]

What a piece of crap!

[qian4ever]

i could sleep jus listening to this idiot man talking. Feels like someone just died....bored me to hell.

[redballyou]

you just have to mark his comments as spam and it will be removed

[bismarck75]

shut up santa, nobody's that dumb