Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty [Episode 21]

[HEDoLEY1234]

Did he say he made a hamburger.. or a handburger at the beginning of the video.. because handburger would have been very creative. xD

[AshWild197]

Oh, Royal Tenenbaums <3 Favourite scene, shame you couldn't use Needle in the Hay.

[Volkradpwn]

This was not funny in any way shape or form.

[ilikemcryoubitch]

Lol

[killermen234]

epic aviators 

[MetalTom01]

Banenis.

[Animefreak199722]

Beautiful eyes :)

[aesyr190]

you looked better with the beard

[alliezproducshunz63]

your accent..where has it gone??

[MandaRenegade]

@alliezproducshunz63 Coming from a girl who has a similar accent...it fades every now & then when you're exposed to other dialects. Especially California...

[lizardbreatification]

haha bananaz!!!



[misszaraaaawra1]

your eyes. they. are. amazing!

[FLUFFYJOE13]

Lmao I love the black part XD

[InTheMouth2012]

is tht the only thing u listen 2 is screamo



[rinnrou]

"there can only be one! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONEEEE!!!"

[alyssafay92]

boyfriend guy thing..  husband.. LOL

[inufan4L]

0:11 Jared Leto Look alike 0_0 weird :D

[simax98]

Haha I love the way you look when u say amazing!!! Lol

[shaycamille01]

He can scream...well he kinda did.. But he can :)

[awesomeness00121]

haha cute blue eyes

[ninjadude620]

Keep Your Hair Back With Sunnies, And A Goatie

[bybouch10]

EJOOO SWIFTGHETTOSHOP ! aboomm tssh tsh tsshhh tshhhh !!!

lololool :e

[MrsChristoferIngle20]

I miss his old hair but he's still hot :3

[XxTY5697xX]

@masterguitar95 i agree but he said shelepatoo after this vid

[15jwinters]

wheres ur hair

[PenguinsBadBladder]

@15jwinters On his head.

[Courtneyyyyy1217]

Your Eyes are Beautiful.. :) <3

[LeenaticOnline]

The shaving part just turned me on!

[XxTY5697xX]

nice, sunglasses dude

p.s that was one fucked up episode

still really funny though

[TheCKfunX]

he look so much older :( i want the young guy in the corner of his room will flippy hair and no beard :(

[LHall3308]

OMG THOSE ARE MY 2 FAVORITE WORDS TOO :D

[lizziea123]

What moive is this from?

[mikkiamboree]

@lizziea123 I think it's The Royal Tenenbaums...

[00madbox00]

That was so racist it gave me cancer! (by: Calculon)

[nativeechick87]

You look sexy with you're hair pushed back! ;)

[georgiemg1]

its gotten to the point where i eagerly await the next episode just to see a) the beard b) the glasses and c) the style of the hair... seriously, they change so drastically between episodes!

[PunkychipsAhoy15]

what add maynaisse???

[TheItunesgirl]

"Im black. will that fix anything?" XD

[cassandre2468]

Does anyone notice his eyes look really blue in this video?

[StanOrEmFan]

I GOT ALL THOSE TEE'S HEEHEE, WE HAVE THE SAME T-SHIRTS. :{D

[StanOrEmFan]

You look like Johnny Depp!

[cassandre2468]

@StanOrEmFan Uhhhh do you even know what Johnny Depp looks like?

[jacob111995]

@StanOrEmFan um no you're retarded

[stigidilaatio]

Your eyes <3

[GoldenDeii]

Banana penis :DD

[MsToriGirlRox]

lol im black but i wasnt offended..

[xXDeathMelodyXx]

lol im blackk! XD love ya!!

[TheJessieBeth]

Does anyone know what the song at the beginning is called?

Also, Swifty... I fucking love you.

[13thmemory]

@TheJessieBeth the song in the beggining is "Rushmore" by the Clashed Attempt

[yaoirockshard]

dude when you have the glasses on you look like my boyfriend lol

[bowiewondergirl]

im black ..does that help...(as a fellow black person) .....no...lmao jkjk..seriously dont make another joke like that again..

[hobogizrl101]

@bowiewondergirl oh wat eva!!

[Lovehful]

3 is scary

[afrolicius67]

haha funny!

[Nevi234]

The movie the beginning from is The Royal Tenenbaums :)

[MegaBacktalk]

I subscribed after this episode the first time I saw it. Your prediction in episode 19 was correct!

[truetwilightfan4life]

I'm black, if that helps...... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

[sdoubles410]

"what would you do if you woke up and you were a black guy" *insert large penis joke* lol

[UbahMrKitty]

1:04 to skip shave

[Nomortaldaredtodream]

"I would totally run fast, steal shit, and play basketball" ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[oreolicious7]

banana penis lmao

[ChiCokesies]

@swiftkaratechop this is the length that your hair should be. (:

[mistybromilow]

im sorry but i have to tell u this i love u because your the only person who makes me smile when im down :) and your really really cute

[prune2602]

shaving with sunglesses ^^

[cassielizmiller]

i honestly think that regardless of the type of pie you are people would still try and stick their penis in you!!:)

[igotyourmoney23]

hes so cute omfg <3

[sammyammyantha1011]

alabama bible belt LMFAO

[FallingxxSlowly]

I love you SwiftGhettoChop ;) haha

[MrKkid96]

everyone type in "gift before YouTube and see what happens

[FifiFohawk101]

Grease =)

[offtopicscenekids]

if some1 says ur mom yell jokes on ur i have 2 dads! its a great comebak and it confuses the f--k outta ppl

[freakmaxaii116]

hey swiftay....WEINER SHNITZEL!!! OHH YAAAA.....OMGWTFBBQ

[OneMagicSmile]

He's so different than when he started.. R.I.P A Beautiful Lotus...

[CallieCallie97]

Every time u say ask swifty it sounds like ur saying ass lol(:

[Taraxoxo27]

Hahhaha American Pie (when he puts his penis in the pie x)

[329ladybug]

Lol Im pretty sure when u were talking about the movie with like the apple pie O.o it was "American Pie"

[Xsingersdarkpassion1]

SHAVE!!!!!!!!!!! and no glasses

[heyiamtara]

you looked like zac efron at 0:42!! haha

[crazyactz22897]

sunglasses really!!???

[crazyactz22897]

ASS SWIFTY hahaha

[crustyrag]

my penis is always tan no matter if a am or not...

[greendayroks666]

Movie: Royal Tenenbaums?

[AlexEvanslvr666]

dude after this vid u r gonna get jumped by some black people XD

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@AlexEvanslvr666 YOU are gonna get jumped. That's just stupid and stereotypical... saying black people jump others on the street. Are you racist or just rambunctious?

[AlexEvanslvr666]

@VHTLtdDimarzio dude calm down i am not racist i SWEAR. it was a joke i dont mean things i say like that. u need 2 chill. i promise i was not serious :)

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@AlexEvanslvr666 I figured the use of rambunctious was a tip off I was joking. Sorry for the mixup.

[AlexEvanslvr666]

@VHTLtdDimarzio its all good :D

[ProdigyXzero]

If i woke up as a black dude but my parents were as rich as white people..

i wud jump up in excitement.

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@ProdigyXzero You'd be black, but still have the penis of a white man. Sadface.

[SummerBarkley18]

tht movie with the pie is called American Pie.

[hayleymichelle13]

you have the prettiest blue eyes ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[sourjellybean3]

he could be a model!

[thisiswaaar]

i wanna chick thats good to go,

i wanna chick that can never say no,

i wanna chick thats nice and cold.

i wanna dead chick, a dead chick!  :D

when is this going on itunes? :D

you are amazing :}

[TheyDreamFiction]

I love his hair at this length~

[TheSickHumanBeing]

SwiftGhettoChop?

Why not GhettoKarateChop?

[DinosGoRawr47]

@TheSickHumanBeing cause he has to keep Swifty in there !! D:

[KenerdG13]

THE ROYAL TENNENBAUMS reference!

[rudiejudie]

nevers evers EVERs shaves yours beards with SCISSORS yous gonnas hurts yours face yours beautifuls face yous dos its agains i's gonnas comes finds yous ands kills yous. see what i did there i put s after most of the words =)

[LilMizPuNkRoc]

i love your accent!

[DelaneyDeformity]

...or in their toes.

[dux14]

I know this was over a year ago...

but did anybody comment

THE ROYAL TENNENBAUMS!?

awesome movie

[brooke1154]

thumbs up if you didn't skip to 1:04

[TheMeagMeap]

lol u rock! so funny. Ur eyes and hair are amazing!!!

[alishalooxo12]

DAMN! your so sexii XD

[krechlich]

I hate your blue eyes!

[scorpionrules15]

3:44 discribes what a hob-knocker is

[TheBadgirl9000]

I LOVE YOUR EYES!!! :) :) <3 <3

[xxkhareyxx]

Or in the butt?

[ghpink]

I hope someone doessnt find out where you live and beat you up for having that gay haircut and making those black comments. :)

[carebear2232]

@ghpink Why would they? It was a joke. 

[ABCNBHS123VIDEOS]

i love your eyes

[theocarinanoob]

pedo barh is that you?:D

[HCTV2]

I'm totally not taking a poo.

[XsilverstineX]

LOVE THE GLASSES

[JonasParamoreForever]

BANANA PENIS.

[xSizeMeDownx]

1:59 - 2:16

Classic =D

[shrtybyntr09]

omg you are so hott

[TNO911]

at 0:48 he totally looks like zac effron

[ronnieradkelover6]

@TNO911 HE SHOULD COME TO YEWR HOUSE AND EAT YEW FOR SAYING THAT!!!!!!!

THAT IS A TOTAL INSULT TO SWIFTYS AMAZING-NESS!!!!

[BYOBPProductions]

Wristcutters. Thats the movie

[AnthonyStation1]

He Should Be A Cutie Pie.(;♥

[kitkatgrl49279]

Why is swifty shaving so effing sexy?

[CrystalBryner]

its cute how he looks down after a clip:)

[kyoji6]

1:58 is so funny! Just the little bu boon choo

[Janeiina]

the royal tenenbaums :D great!!

i love ur eyes!♥

[zinga578]

0:43 he looks like Zac Effron! 

[TheItunesgirl]

Dont worry we can go to hell together

[MsJoee21]

Thumbs up if you actually thought he was gonna say "penis" as his favorite word!

[boredom106]

swifty-beard=69!! =-D

[thegamerzadvocate006]

swifty+beard=24YO

swifty-beard=19YO

OoO

[Throughdaniseyes]

I love how you used sunglasses to trim your beard.

[PERPETUALxANTIPATHY]

B.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l. eyes(:

[MsPuffinMuffin]

I learned the hard way not to eat and watch swiftys videos. Or I will choke :D

[xxmrbloodxx]

lol haha you can still see the sauce xd

[crashxandxburn1]

"I WOUL TOTALLY RUN FAST, STEAL SHIT, AND PLAY BASKETBALL" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

[KittyKat152]

Swifty, i love your eyes.

Byesss. :33

<3

[pureownage779]

AMAZINGGGG!!!!

that was gay...

[JessiGirlPro]

they had those shirts at sixflags..

i wanted one but didnt get to get one:(

[aliciazdw]

i was waiting for 'or in the vagina'

:L

[HunterToJumper]

Oh geeze. Me and my brother were watching random ask swiftys, we clicked on this, and nearly fell out of our chairs. What did you do to your face?!

[ablinkin77]

you are so not funny. i cant stand this video or any of the others.

[TheMonsterRiot]

@ablinkin77

then why are are you watching his videos if you don't like him?

[pureownage779]

@ablinkin77 Than why did you bother going here?

[caylieandgerbils]

I LOVE YOUR BLUE EYES...

[holycrapitstowlie]

@caylieandgerbils They're actually brown. Just the light.

[RoseQuartz100]

@holycrapitstowlie No they're not, his eyes are actually blue.

[holycrapitstowlie]

@RoseQuartz100 No, you're wrong. He even says in another video that they're brown, and it's just crappy lighting that makes them look blue.

[RoseQuartz100]

@holycrapitstowlie Which one?

[holycrapitstowlie]

@RoseQuartz100 I can't remember. I think it's in one of the episodes before Ask Swifty 10.

[RoseQuartz100]

@holycrapitstowlie I actually remember that. Didn't he say blue eyes but they look brown? lemme check.

[holycrapitstowlie]

@RoseQuartz100 I think it was the reverse...

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@holycrapitstowlie I dunno about his eyes, but my penis recently turned brown despite being pale as a ghost... is that bad?! ='[

[holycrapitstowlie]

@VHTLtdDimarzio I dunno, I have a pretty tanned dick, and I'm very white.

[RaNdOmDiPpY]

I spy.. MYSTERY GUITAR MAN AT 0:10 !!!!

[oXShanerocksXo]

lol swiftghettochop XD :'D

[FruitAddic]

Shave man shave!

[BabyVV121]

Hes always talking about adding mayonnaise haha!

[MySymphonic]

I like your beard. (:

[93MilionMilesToVenus]

Zomg He looks alot like Jared Leto! :D go swifty!

[xXxpinkaliciousexXx]

i seriously thought it was penis or dick !!

[candacesaltsman89]

The question it's self was kind of racis . They are no different . Come on man , damn . JK ((:

[trumpetplayer9876]

and btw tht was amarican pie and it was a cherru pie

[HeartKenzie]

Haha this video was funny.

[IronreaverVII]

Lol, who shaves with scissors?

[CheyZenaxx]

@IronreaverVII HIM :D HAHA

[IronreaverVII]

@CheyZenaxx Well duh :P

But seriously, wouldn't that take like FOREVER?!

[xxbubbalicious21xx]

@IronreaverVII youre really stupid. he is OBVIOUSLY trimming his beard....

[IronreaverVII]

@xxbubbalicious21xx

I'm stupid? And you're the one using the entire English sentence structure improperly. No, kid, you're stupid. I'm not even going to argue.



[xxbubbalicious21xx]

@IronreaverVII ok bud calm down there it was just a joke :)

[IronreaverVII]

@xxbubbalicious21xx

Sorry, my Asperger's Syndrome kicked in when your grammar was all f---ed up.

By the way, what's your favourite Swifty video? I think mine's probably Ask Swifty 32, 18, or 34.

[raydiance16]

his eyes are beautiful...and his hair...gorgeous

[ronnieradkeismylife]

you look so hot with your sunglasses on, and your hair pulled back :)

[chrisdrewismyhero]

haha your eyes are really pretty hahaha at 2:06 he looks like he's gonna cry haha