Senator Al Franken

[joelburgos69]

Al Franken is the man...

[lukepleaseshutup]

He's a better Bill Maher than Bill Maher, and that's saying something.

[5printR]

Al Franken for president, Lewis Black for vice, Stewart for speaker of the house and Colber for president of tempore of senate!

[4rebel69]

@5printR fuck you you stupid fagget al franken is the stupidest gayest obama fucker ever so fuck you and fuck all you stupid democrats

[5printR]

@4rebel69 wake up, you don't have a choice. It doesn't matter if it's republicans or democrats. Soon communism will be built or NWO your beloved republicans are so keen on. Doesn't matter how you call it we'll be ruled be a few. One government one bank 1 army and shit load of concentration camps. And some of us will go into dog food cans, listen to George Carlin- sit back, relax and enjoy the world go down from first row ;)

[4rebel69]

@5printR you wake up nwo will never take the usa over you can bet on that not when theres republicans around we will not let it happen so fuck you.....

[5printR]

@4rebel69 Man you're worse than O'Reilly... He's on a payroll to be say what he says and you're just a tool. Turn of FOX and watch- Endgame-Blueprint For Global Enslavement. That movie will brake it down for you. But I know you won't cause that wound endanger your glass house. Good luck fighting north american union mexican and canadian soldiers. Good luck fighting american soldiers! Because tools like yourself will do anything you "republican" leader will say even if it's unconstitutional

[gaozhi2007]

dear god, this man is hilarious! See the problem with conservatives is that none of them are funny. They are so uptight and they get so damn defensive. Then you look at people like Olberman, Colbert, Stewart, and Franken. Compare them to O'Reilly, Hannity, Limbaugh, Savage, Coulter, etc. They're all uptight, loud-mouth babies. If there were more funny conservatives, maybe I would be conservative.

[idiotwithknife]

@gaozhi2007

Ann Coulter is occasionally funny, or at least tries to be. In particular she goes for it when she's on Real Time with Bill Maher. She's at a bit of a disadvantage though because she thinks being racist is funny. Also, O'Reilly is sometimes a little funny when he's with Stewart.

[4rebel69]

AL FRANKEN IS A GAY LOOK IT UP DONT SUPORT HIM GAY GAY GAY

[longtalker]

I love how he imitates that woman saying "Go home!" :-))

[deedee77711]

senator Al Frankenstien=UGLY

[RichMaxwell]

@deedee77711 That's all you could come up with? ...and you spelled it wrong. = Lame.

[ca34jun]

Politicians are not smart enough to be comedians. Yet Louis Gohmert was a judge and cannot even speak but sounds and looks like Bill Orielleys skinnier jumptier twin.

[iSAW7]

Senator Al "Draft-dodger" Franken....

[MoeGreensRightEye]

"I haven't developed a thick skin yet" That's the understatement of the year. Al Franken is one petty, thin-skinned dwarf.

[pdlbean]

awesome Sly impression! Franken FTW. :)

[GimmeSomeTruth1971]

Pro-war Al Franken, ladies and gentlemen!

[galgnit]

I love Al, I'd vote for him if I was an american..

[zzwhale]

FRANKEN HORSE'S ASS......... not funny on SNL but a big joke in the Senate.......

[ralexand56]

Someone's upset that he's making you rightwing loons look like idiots.

[pboisei]

My favourite Jew!

[logansGT]

Franken is finally in his natural

element, along with all the rest of the mf 'ers in Washington.

[moodinator123]

Al Franken is an idiot. He is devoid of any intelligence, and should be sweeping up a junior high gym somewhere.

[ShinigamiKage]

He graduated Cum Laude with a degree in political science from Harvard.

You are a waste of life and don't matter.

[KrasnayaArmada]

@ShinigamiKage Lol nice troll owned.

[moodinator123]

alot of stupid people have done that. Harvard is cr@p. and you are a waste of life and you should take 50 valium to make the world better.

[ShinigamiKage]

It took you a month to come up with that response? That's pathetic beyond compare.

Or did you just notice the comment now, because you've spent the past month trying to escape the toolshed where your father's been raping you?

[moodinator123]

you rape your kids in a toolshed??? you sick azzhole. Your transferrence is classic in the psychiatric community. It is obvious you are a child molestor. And I have a life, whereas you don't. Must be nice living off the gov't. Liberal POS.

[ShinigamiKage]

You eat your own shit? wow what a confession.

Do you not understand how retarded you are, that you're just making up things and pretending I said them.

What's that? You were never loved emotionally as a child? You were just your dad's cock-sock? Wow. What a sad and meaningless life you've lived, you poor sorry excuse for conservative redneck trailer trash.

[moodinator123]

wow, how stupid are you? Oh, as stupid as pelosi, reid, dodd, et al. You don't even have the ability to make up your own materila, you steal from American Pie. I'd call you an AIDS-ridden douche-bag...except I'd be insulting AIDS-ridden douche-bags.

[ShinigamiKage]

I like how you keep making up things I've said so that you can insult them. It must be fun to live in your own reality.

BTW, if you're back in the rest of the world's reality by Monday, we're all going hang gliding inside your mother's vagina.

[upstart555]

Franken rules!

[carlotessarini]

Al was funnier (and smarter) in trading places as the baggage handler.

But I guess he made it to Senator so who's laughing now (other than Dave... who lost his relevance in the 90's) ?

[twinoak170]

Go home.

[twt1972]

I love Al Franken. He's going to be a great Senator.

[smsteve888]

All democrats in the senate should be Al Franken clones, that would solve everything

[threadysparrow]

no. all republicans should be al franken clones. that would make things easier than democrats being al franken clones. if republicans were al franken clones then alot of good legislation would FINALLY get passed

[ShinigamiKage]

Prolly not everything.

But a LOT.

He's a damn smart dude.

[ruppertknickerbocker]

Al thinks it's alright to be a racist as long as your a non white racist.

[ralexand56]

That doesn't even make sense.

[ruppertknickerbocker]

they should title this "Two guys that aren't funny".

[tristramshandy3]

that's the title to the upcoming movie about you and your brother.

won't work!

[ShinigamiKage]

I think the upcoming movie about ruppert and his brother is actually titled "two guys who got raped in a toolshed by their dad when they younger"

It's a real slapstick comedy.

[Soldano7]

Agreed. This guy is a genius. Read one of his books.

[kingsdun]

Comedians are some of the most intelligent, insightful and witty people around.

If an aspiring comic is not, you will never hear of him..It is what they do for a living.

I would say bring more of them into politics. As long as they have an education in law, history economics or whatever.

[bwhite53]

Shame on the Minnesotards!

[tristramshandy3]

shhh...be quiet!

if you voted for bush/cheney,inc. in 2004, you STILL owe us an apology.

[bwhite53]

Sorry to disappoint. No I didn't! So shove your apology up your ass!

[tristramshandy3]

very well, I accept your apology. thanks for being so cooperative. go franken! down with obama!

[bwhite53]

Truly, you are a fucktard!

[tristramshandy3]

webster's dictionary defines fucktard as: a person of tremendous physical and moral strength; a leader (the term dates back to the Han Dynasty of ancient China).

I don't think you know me well enough to be paying me such grandiose compliments, but as a gracious winner, I receive and thank you for your kind words.

Viva Shakespeare!!!

[bwhite53]

Obviously, you have the same understanding of how to use a dictionary as you do politics.

[tristramshandy3]

why thank you! My politics are well informed and based on lengthy historical inquiry, as well as the proverbial best man: experience.

You seem like a sweet guy. Let's get some fresh squeezed orange juice and chocolate chip pancakes!!!

[bwhite53]

I'll give this to you: you are one odd bird!

[twt1972]

Yes yes. Thank you very much for saying it.

[Sabiancym]

Awesome guy.

Kick some ass in Washington.

[assaultman45]

"Oh...ohhhh...."

[feurzug]

franken and letterman - two jewish ny holliwood stars - with the media behind them. what utter bullshit

[tristramshandy3]

LOL @ U

[redsongia]

I heart this guy.

I wish every Senator were as bright as him.

[tylr41]

haha this was funny and the last two commenters know it. there just aren't any funny people on the right. they're all old and bitter fat old guys like limbaugh

[MickMaynerberry]

It's not often that you see 2 untalented, psychotic, and obnoxious assholes desperately trying to be funny at the same time (unless you watch SNL regularly).

State-sponsored voter fraud - coming soon to a city near you.

[brandonkirk]

The 2 swine have a lot in common.

[justgetsome]

wow....you are a brilliant one.

[EMPERORMIKI]

Senator Franken !!

[RottenAppleSeeds]

lol!

"this isn't funny, jew boy!"

"is this a jew joke, jew, jew, jew?"

[MobiusBandwidth]

clicked down, meant to click up. sorry!

[imtheone06]

It's actually funny how NOT funny and boring they both are.

[ctcole77]

PAY YOUR TAXES GAL FRANKEN!

[mastgrr]

He has. And he paid too much of it. He just accidentally paid it to the wrong state.

[lostindreams3]

Al Franken for Senate!!

[boppbuff]

FRANKENSTEIN

[DukeAlba]

So many neocons are gonna be disappointed here. Al Franken for Senate! Obama 08!

[artistmgmt]

GO AL !!!!

[lalamorinello]

McCain / Palin '08

[lalamorinello]

Excellent, ctcole77!!!!!!!!!

[ctcole77]

NEWSFLASH - he's not a senator (and he never will be)

[lalamorinello]

Two fucking dick heads. All they need is the ass-wipe Keith Olbermann.

[ctcole77]

His name is Keith Liberalman

[lostindreams3]

My dad calls him Keith Doberman.

[saintrambone]

Two mass media humps on a dictators dollar and FCC wavelength. SOS. The regime in the United States government and in Alabama have gone to war with the American people. They inject us, kill us, and beat us from government. Support their enemies, support those who tear down their buildings and who kill their financiers. Mobile Audit Club, Kurt Brown -- Saint Ram Bone

[boyboy142]

Al Franken 100% awesome. Norm Coleman is going down.

[namzso2]

Al Franken is going down.

[ChillyCheezItz]

Nope!

[namzso2]

Al Franken 100% Loser

[contributor34]

Al Franken is hilarious. 100% intelligent. He's a winner for sure!

[Namzso1]

Al is a moron. He will pack his bags and be back in NYC in no time.

[namzso2]

Al Franken is not a senator.

[kenetha65]

yet

[swordslanga]

he will soon oh yeah Al Franken=100% patriot

[namzso2]

Al Franken 100% Commie

[contributor34]

Whats a "commie"? Are you neo-con-nazis trying to find a label that will generate hate. A "commie" is the best you can do?

[Namzso1]

Is neo-con the best you can do? You know nothing of my political opinions. What is with Democrats pushing the carpetbaggers?

Anyway, the polls between Ciresi and Franken are about even, I dont think that Franken is going to get the nomination. We would actually prefer someone who has lived in Minnesota the last 25 years.

[contributor34]

Neo-con...nazi! There thats the best I can do...and it fits like a glove...no need to do better...like a wink and a smile.

[Namzso1]

How are neo cons like Nazis? The socialists and lefties actually fit the glove of Nazis better.

[JohnR22926]

Namzso: IMO the threat of totalitarianism in this country comes mainly from the Left. They try to control speech with PC, want to stifle free debate with the horribly misnamed "Fairness Doctrine", and attempt to stifle voices they disagree with by shouting down the opposition and organizing boycotts...rather than debating the merits of the Reps arguments. Also, the Left uses "fascist" and "nazi" to describe anybody and anything they disagree with. The words really don't have much meaning anymore

[Silks]

you probably don't even know what entails communism. buzzwords from decades ago don't make you cool :O

[Namzso1]

Communism is a buzz word? Tell that to China, Russia and Cuba.

[Silks]

read again. BUZZWORDS FROM DECADES AGO. Sorry, I didn't specify it was the buzzword in the US. Any US enemy was a commie, even though plenty of people who used that word had no idea what communism was.

[Namzso1]

So genuis what is Communism? I guess Nazism is a buzz word from the 1940s.

[Silks]

No, but Nazi is. I'm sure plenty of german immigrants got called Nazis back then, just cause where they were from.  And you want me define communism all in a youtube comment? Think before you respond "genius"

[elishashap]

the joke dave tells at the end is great

[ralexand56]

What word did they bleep out?