Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show - C.A.R.E

[esara6]

SHE"S EVIL!!!!

[SassyBobcat]

Which is Felicia Day in these videos? Is she the panda?

[Amphipolie]

Wasabi candy. Yummy.

[Raidenko91]

You TAZED me, bro!

[MuscularRock]

if your friends steal your candy, your orifice may get TAZED! : D

[Raphael685orMist642]

Wasabi candy? that sounds nice

[itachifan1243]

This song actually made a little sense. It was about clapping....or was it? :D

[kakuichi]

"get the f**k away from me, you F**King panda!!!"  something I thought I would never hear anyone say!!

[Henshitsusha]

You tazed him brah. xD

[ilovebaritones]

HAHAHA LOL!!

where is this from, where was this aired?

[bleachsanchoblastk]

i think my brain broke....

[JackOSUrulz]

"do drugs Danny"...."everyday"....name that movie! Michael okeefe will always be the ball!

[SeitzP]

Recognition: The clarification of visiual stimulation based upon life planning of goals.

:D

[GorgeousJourney]

THANK YOU (for taking my shirt) LOLOL

[Qermaq]

0:40 Never extend your hand to a lady.

[FLUFFYNOTFAT]

ha ha panda tazed orfice pokey! *-*

[NUTSUCKER09]

YOU TAZED ME, BRO!!!!

[PianoSoundCheck]

crap, crap, crap, craping everyone crap, crap, crap crap crap crap craping everyone crap. we all love crapping! is so much funnn...

[DizzyDazzle98]

luv the glasses!

[makenziesohma]

FUCKIN PANDA!!!

[kermitthefrog1313]

JALEPENOS?!?!?! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!! lol

[divagrl0421]

crapping song! XD

[cognitoincognito]

(Kiko unflinchingly drinks the spicy water) LOL! "we all love crapping, it's so much fun!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!! Scary genius, your husband is so lucky have a gorgeous genius wife like you Kim!

[Farcry437]

"r, for recognition!"

"oh, the crarification of visural stimuration based on rife planning of goals, ofcourse!"

"I have no idea what to say to that"

and

a

sign!!!!!

[capricenyc]

this is a crappy song, peace!

[ninapan118]

hahh! Listen 2 him scream when he trys 2 finds his tazer!

3:30

Roflmao!

[Corkoth55]

who doesn't LOVE kikko?? too bad there isn't gonna be a 3rd season =[

[imafuckingrobot]

Does anyone else think Orifice Pokey wearing a dress and big sunglasses is a reference to the time Nirvana was on the Headbanger's Ball in the 90's? It looks very similar to what Kurt Cobain was wearing.

[forrestgumby]

Unicow should have his own show...

[MCmuuffin]

omg tru dat.

[Elis2RaNd0m]

"ahhh u tased me bro!"

lmao

UNICOW ROCKS!

[joseg1984]

you guys should have a contest that will allow the winner to take your out on a date. this girls is sooo hot "sexy" doesnt do her justice.

[brolyservant]

Fuckin panda.

[CSpot]

sorry all, GTCMS will not be back for a 3rd season.

[YukariKanashii88]

@CSpot Aww why not? 3:

[Qermaq]

@YukariKanashii88 No money

[FinalFrost]

@CSpot Aww why? D:

[TrufflePop]

@CSpot Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[yerrj]

According to the GTCMS facebook page...Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show Will Not Be Renewed for Season 3

Sad news--Sony has decided NOT to pick up GTCMS for a season 3

[dekadis]

did she say, "if your friend steals your candy your ass may get teased"

[invademythoughts]

your orifice may get tased

[LuBuSlayer14]

lol i loooove these vids!

and the blonde chick's pretty hot =P

[RikkuFan001]

crapping together XDD

[DoktorSick]

lol

this now my fave show!!

[wolfninjakpjoker]

i want one :O

[KoolKidsRUs]

Crap, crap, crapping!

[misapheonix]

this si the randomest pile of random ever xD

[TheFlossMan]

<3 Kiko

[Tebeku]

xD Crap thogether!

[GretchenDawntreader]

crapping together!!

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

lol! XD this show is so wierd!

[GreenElixir]

The taser part, the way he screamed like a girl, Hilarious!!! XD

[immacjones]

hey the ladie in the back (blonde)was she in two hot girls in the shower?(a youtube acount, videos)

[tiannaemilyxox]

kiko and her are the two girls.

[stevekiddo]

what's that video?

[RabidIceWeasel]

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEe you tazed me, bro Dx

[doctorwhoobawooba]

Did he rly get angry or was it staged :)

[dingoatemydoobie]

everything is real.

that is a real panda and a real unicow and the cop is a real cop that just looks like michael o'keefe.

[doctorwhoobawooba]

oh coz i hate the angriness :(

[Lexphoto]

Yep, one of the very best episodes.

[jellehenk]

JALAPENOS!!?? GET AWAY FROM ME! XD

[aidilfbk]

"C. Coat check."

"A. Wear Dress"

"R. The clarification of visual stimulation based upon life planning of goals."

"Mmm, wasabi candy. Delicious!" LOL i love the way she says it.

ROFL, Habanero Pepper water and jalapenos!

"You tased me bro!" LOL

[mrslurpeebear]

Didn't that guy play Fred, Jackie's husband on Roseann?

[CSpot]

i wonder if it is. Looks like him!

[RelishHead101]

Yep. Thats Fred from Roseanne. I did an IMDB. I KNEW he looked familiar. God, I had no idea that this show got like....real actors. ^_^

[heathsannu]

@mrslurpeebear it looks just like him, and sounds like him too. fairly sure you're right, nice spot

[CanadianPride8]

XD I love Kiko's nods.

[8H2324]

HAHAHAHAH YO TAZE ME BRO, nice

[Neji418]

Each episode's better than the last, I love it.

[CoolDorkClub]

dasa me!

[tacopantz]

still my favorite episode-- i love that crapping song and how he gets so pissed at panda.

i heart "panda revenge". LMAO

PANDALICIOUS!! ZAAAP!

i wonder if he peed himself??

[daydreamie6]

aww what happend to cow-acorn?

[PervyWotaOni]

lol, if friends steal your candy, then orifice will get tazed!

They really need to put together a "Kiko's Greatest Hits" comp. All of the songs from GTCMS (and the Juicy song) put together in one vid...I'd favorite it

[Jukums]

I second this motion!

[bluroh]

i third this motion!

[Doreamon1998]

lol all the people that came up at first they look happy and when the show ends they look depressed

[Ritsuka182]

lol Clap=Crap

so obvious! XD

I really loved this one! hahaha!!

[indee101]

Their talking to me!!! OMG!!!! *clap, clap*

[xpo147]

The real panda's back!  Hooray!

[TubOfCereal]

hahahah fukin amazin as usual :D

[doomsday93]

roflmao

[Fadiwartani]

It Sounded Like "Crap" When They Said "Clap"!!!

This is SOOOO FUNNY!!

[ItsUmed]

A-waaaarrree-ness

*gasp* WEAR A DRESS!

[mochitsukiman]

hahahaha...wasabi kandy!!!

[aurorasgarden]

OMG HILARIOUS!!!!

[emolosersunite]

hey it is Danny Nanananana noonan

[emolosersunite]

is that Danny from caddy shack?

[immacjones]

is the blonde girl in the back from two hot girls in the shower?

[YunieTheOracle]

Both the blonde girl(Julie Whittner) in the back and Kiko(Kim Evey) are the Two Hot Girls in the Shower.

[johnramsbottem]

wat goes on in d shower???

[ggregd]

They answer questions from viewers.

[hamiltonsBEN]

crap crap craping together lolz

[Hopienme]

We are a crapping is so much fun! HAHAHA.

[lilnaughty1]

Fucking Panda!

[seanbabo15]

LOL~!!! he used the "you tazed me bro" from that University of Florida john kerry thgin lol

[intercat1]

cl(r)ap together xD

[foooxia]

WASSABI GUM!

oh wow that was awesome...

[f0ckdumont]

please kiko spin that wheel

[akurokulover101]

Remember, if you're friend steal you're candy, your orifice may get tazed!

[cremeybutter]

JALAPENOS?! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! XD

[ValerXx]

i love this panda XDDDDDDDdd

[therealclamknuckle]

Wow how did you get Tim Robbins? heh

[m01734]

My favorite episode! Orifice Pokey is the funniest! Haha!

[minizer999]

paymen benz = pure awesome...unicow FTW

[VocalCord1214]

ahahaaa CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAPPING HAVE A BIG CRAP TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!

[KARAOKEWHORE]

That's the star of Caddyshack!

[BlobParty]

Omg... I love this show! It's so awesome!!! I can't stop laughing

[TheWookiee]

I think you guys should make a CD of all the songs you do on the show

[firekreve2j]

prreased for you to crrap hands and chearing for orifice pokey!

[satyr72]

I hope he comes back. Hes my favorite guest, since i see Rick Pope as a regular :)

[jewishdirectorsrock]

lol "you tased me bro"

[Japanzor]

Wheel off fun! Spin around! Spin around the wheel of fun! Spin the wheel! Wheel of fun! Hippos on the run!

[GeorgeDRange]

Actually, try this, Japanzor:

"Wheel off fun! Spin around! Spin around the wheel of fun! Spin the wheel! Wheel of fun! It goes round and round"

"Hippos on the run"... indeed.

[clemsonfight]

I actually kinda like Hippos on the run though. They should make that a lyric in a new random song in the next season ;)

[GeorgeDRange]

Yeah, as Mondegreens go, "Hippos on the run" for "It goes round and round" IS a pretty good one! Not like it would be out of context for Kiko to say that or anything!

My favorite Mondegreen is "Soy— on my candy corn, I'm a loser baby". Or "Kangaroo deja vu", instead of "Jai Guru Deva Om" which a friend of mine swore he heard on the song "Across the Universe".

One of the most commonly heard Mondegreens is "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy" on Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze". XD

[irpogo]

michael o'keefe's character just gets funnier every time i watch this one!

[FromTheRiverFilms]

Hey C.A.R.E. is like a duplicate of D.A.R.E. but i like how

Kiko does it i would totally want her to teach us this in School XD

[cjthesane]

LOL

You tased me bro!

If your friends steal your candy.. your orifice may get tased!

[jessizz1e]

HAHA YOU TASED ME BRO. Brilliant.

[hinata1994]

Clap! Clap! Clap! CLAPPING! XD

[rongravy]

is that lil danny noonen all grown up?

i thought it was...

[Llamatron420]

thats the girl from 2hotgirls

[SameAmy]

lolz the song at the end is awesome!

[Miskena]

Clap! Clap! Clapping! :D

[MileyCyrusFan981]

omg its trying to make people non stop watching it its funny but retarted

[x3brian187]

it seems she was saying crap instead of clap lol

[joeanna930]

lol "we all love craping is soo much fun to make a crap sound" lol i laughed sooooooo hard =P

[NeuroticDummy]

Yes. She was saying 'crap'.

[mapledud124]

Funny!

[umathefurry]

Habanera pepper water lol

[slipendoos23]

c-coat check

a-wear dress

r-the clarification of visual stimlation based upon life planning of goals

e-extra careful

[Frank33314]

That guy was a famous actor but I don't know his name. I think he did some tv show in the 80's or a movie.

[irpogo]

michael o'keefe.

he was the cute teen star of caddyshack and totally rocked his scenes with chevy chase (back when he was funny) ted knight, rodney dangerfield and bill murray.

i had a huge crush on him in the 8th grade. his hair feathered perfectly.

[coopoo23]

if someone steals your candy, your orifice may get tazed!

[macaighann]

prease for you to crap hands and cheering for orifice pokey

[sorrow3aiden]

make a doody!

[BananaManophone]

We all love crapping. Is so much fun. I LOVE THAT

[naialuv]

this is kinda stupd

[willyh20666]

this is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaay

[HealthPerson123]

"You tazed me, bro!" LOL!!!!

[yakuzafromhiroshima]

did she say cock check?

[El3ktronikad]

Oh! wear dress lollololololol

[daveandtom]

this is brilliant

[KumaOso16]

Let's crap!

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

lmao I can't stop laughing

[chocomarmilores]

u tazed me bra

[geekwhoeatsrice]

She tazed him bro.

[gbaughma]

Kiko/Kim -- you are a genius.

And Sexy Panda is... well... sexy.

What are the chances of getting these as podcasts? :D

[Destini08]

...my eye is twitching...

[TREEGOBLIN]

"You're orifice might get tazed".lol. They has got to hurt...

[takenusername2000]

Instead of the pepper water, you should have given him some apple vinegar like they have in Japan!

[sakanamono]

hahahaha orifice pokey

[HotRootBeer]

shes kinda cute

[REdImIA]

lol that lookes kewel i like her hair so many prooty4l

he tazed him!

[SailorMoooooon]

its a she panda lol

[JDev82]

i hate these.

all your videos are funny except these.

whoever that is shes terrible

[TPMX13]

Then don't watch it.

[darkfairierose101]

OMG!GTCM is the 6th video I've ever seen on youtube, I've been loking for this!=D

[willberb]

I thought the whole "..taze me bro"thing was played out but you got me with that one. Nicely done.

[Jnazario]

awsome!

[AskYouMovieReview]

Orifice Pokey... hee hee... stimulation. nice.

[justfreakinold]

"Yu tased me bro" LMAO!!!

[melanie1254]

LOLOLOLLOLOL This is hilarious !! !

[xmrbojanglesx]

This is so great.

[audiogarden70]

NOONAN!!!

[grace11999]

the lightings differnt =[

[chileBeast]

taze your orifice!! LOL

[Jackthemeat]

I busted my Nut at 4:13

How about you????? Ahhh.. Japanese pre-teens

it doesnt get any better than that 5 stars!!!!

[heathazed]

I wanna Panda hug!

[allhailrat]

That was a panda? I thought it was a cow...

[ChocolateShee]

The panda is cute. LOL.

[l7Johnl7]

GET AWAY FROM ME!!

FUCKING PANDA !!

OH my funnys tuff here

[totar3]

don't taze me bro!

[oreomonster13]

this is sooo retardedly funny!! I LUV IT!!!!

[2malee1]

This is my favorite episode ^_^

[MiguelCC51]

Love that last line.

If your friend give you candy, your orifice get tased, bro!

[PeachesDied]

hurkle: that's kinda the point ya know. Let's all "crap" together. Haha...you murdered the joke.

[hurkle]

when she sez clapping it sounds like she sez crapping

[Dipstikk]

These are just begging to be Youtube Pooped.

[kurthurashima]

WEAR DRESS XDDD

[phillthegod]

LOL